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Narrarator That Came Out Of Nowhere: It all started during the Judge Judy Thanksgiving Special-Rama!

~Cut to a courtroom, where Judge Judy is presiding over a case~

Judge Judy: Hey! Don't you dare talk while I hit the gravel! And why must you make faces at me, bailiff?

Bailiff Bobbo: Becuase I can't help myself. I really can't...

The Artist Presently Known as Defendant: We know bring our feature presentation...

NTCooN: Ah yes... I think I know how this goes...

~THE FEATURE PRESENTATION~

The Bored Page Movie 3: Return of the Riff aka ROBOT PARADES ON THE RISE

Wasuki: Sue me, I couldn't come up with a better name...Cue the meaningless credits for part 1!

Written By: Wasuki

Directed By: Steven Hitchcock-Duvall

Edited By: Golem

We'd Like To Thank: The MSTies of America! Unfortunately, we can't actually thank them.

Remember kids:

~End of the credits~

Golem: Doesn't this usually happen at the end of the movie?

Wasuki: ...Oh...Darn.

~Meanwhile, in Casa Azul~

Big Bull: I think we should name our lair something more menacing.

Wagolem: It's time...

Suki: To rule the world?

Wagolem: No, my Ramen Noodles are ready! But not ready to rule the world. That would be me. I am ready to rule the world.

WarealGTX: Quiet! I'm watching The E! Kinda True Hollywood Story: Super Mario Fanaventure!

~cut to the TV~

TV NTCooN: And Flutter couldn't find help. He was addicted to amusement. He couldn't help himself, thus delaying production. Luckily, rehab-~interrupted by Flutter, who dashes onto the screen~

Flutter: IT'S LIES! ALL LIES!!! YOUR'E NOT MY REAL FATHER!

~TV turns off~

Big Bull: There's no time for tele vision!

Flutter's Rival: Is there still time for the radio?

Big Bull: 30 seconds and counting...But first, we must assemble! It is time! To...RULE THE WORLD.

Suki: Huzzah?

Wagolem: We are evil counterparts. It's our hobby.

Flutter's Rival: Woah.

WarealGTX: All this time, I thought we were getting paid to just sit around, playing Double Dragon!

Flutter's Rival: We're getting paid?

Big Bull: Where's the plan? I put it down... right here...

~Meanwhile, in Ridgemont High~

NES Zapper: where do we fit in the story?

Nametag: Nowhere, I guess...

~Meanwhile, in the house of Cal Ripken~

Cal Ripken: Isn't that subtitle supposed to say NBA Allstar Cal Ripken?

NTCooN: I'm sure, Mr. NBA All-Star-

Cal Ripken: SILENCE! Its time to death duel with my arch rival...NFL Pro-Bowler Ozzie Smith! Let's give him a round of applause, everyone!

Ozzie Smith: I hope I'm not too late. I was with these really nice evil counterparts, and they had Double Dragon, and--

~Meanwhile, at the local Stop N Snack, we stalk our heroes~

Flutter: Woah mama...look at that pull out picture...

Wasuki: Of what?

Flutter: Of...a blank page. Surprised? I'm not...

Golem: For some reason, Part 1 of The Bored Page Movie 3: Return of the Riff aka ROBOT PARADES ON THE RISE seem to be running in a random, yet organized manner...

RealGTX: Huh? Did someone say Advance Wars?

Nintenfreak: Advance Wars? That has nothing to do with the story....

RealGTX: What story? Oh...yes...the movie...*pulls out a script* It says...WALK OVER TO GOLEM AND START TALKING...

~RealGTX walks to Golem and starts talking~

RealGTX: Now it says to PRETEND YOUR WATCH IS BUZZING... what, like a bee? A beewatch? A watch that is in fact a bee?!

~RealGTX's watch is buzzing and beeping~

RealGTX: Don't sting me!

Golem: Uh oh...That's not good.

Flutter: Does it need a new battery?

Nintenfreak: Shut off the alarm! The Stop N Snack clerks are on to us! Wonder Wario: Sorry I'm Late!

Wasuki: Where were you?

Wonder Wario: I was too busy installing a buzzer beeping device in RealGTX's watch! It lets you know when Team Ebil is planning to be...EBIL!

~Everyone but the Stop N Shop gasps~

Golem: What are they planning?

Wonder Wario: Food goes in my mouth.

Flutter: TO THE Pencil Shaving Shoe Mobile!

(Cue Batman-esque music. In the event that Batman-esque music is not present, please panic.)

NTCooN: What will happen to our heroes? What is Team Ebil planning? Are they available for birthday parties? How goodly will Golem have edited this? And why is Nametag, NES Zapper, NBA All-Star Cal Ripken, and NFL Pro-Bowler Ozzie Smith involved in this story? Tune in for Part 2: Return of The! We present to you now the entire part backwards:

(Panic please, present not is music Batman-esque that event the in. Music Batman-esque cue.)

Flutter: Mobile Shoe Shaving Pencil THE TO!

Wonder Wario: Mouth my in goes food.

Golem: Planning they are what?

~Everyone but the Stop N Shop gasps~

Wonder Wario: I was too busy installing a buzzer beeping device in RealGTX's watch! It lets you know when Team Ebil is planning to be...EBIL!

Wasuki: Where were you?

Wonder Wario: Sorry I'm Late!

Nintenfreak: Shut off the alarm! The Stop N Snack clerks are on to us! Flutter: Does it need a new battery?

Golem: Uh oh...That's not good.

RealGTX: Don't sting me!

~RealGTX's watch is buzzing and beeping~

RealGTX: Now it says to PRETEND YOUR WATCH IS BUZZING... what, like a bee? A beewatch? A watch that is in fact a bee?!

~RealGTX walks to Golem and starts talking~

RealGTX: What story? Oh...yes...the movie...*pulls out a script* It says...WALK OVER TO GOLEM AND START TALKING...

Nintenfreak: Advance Wars? That has nothing to do with the story....

RealGTX: Huh? Did someone say Advance Wars?

Golem: For some reason, Part 1 of The Bored Page Movie 3: Return of the Riff aka ROBOT PARADES ON THE RISE seem to be running in a random, yet organized manner...

Flutter: Of...a blank page. Surprised? I'm not...

Wasuki: Of what?

Flutter: Woah mama...look at that pull out picture...

~Meanwhile, at the local Stop N Snack, we stalk our heroes~

Ozzie Smith: I hope I'm not too late. I was with these really nice evil counterparts, and they had Double Dragon, and--

Cal Ripken: SILENCE! Its time to death duel with my arch rival...NFL Pro-Bowler Ozzie Smith! Let's give him a round of applause, everyone!

NTCooN: I'm sure, Mr. NBA All-Star-

Cal Ripken: Isn't that subtitle supposed to say NBA Allstar Cal Ripken?

~Meanwhile, in the house of Cal Ripken~

Nametag: Nowhere, I guess...

NES Zapper: where do we fit in the story?

~Meanwhile, in Ridgemont High~

Big Bull: Where's the plan? I put it down... right here...

Flutter's Rival: We're getting paid?

WarealGTX: All this time, I thought we were getting paid to just sit around, playing Double Dragon!

Flutter's Rival: Woah.

Wagolem: We are evil counterparts. It's our hobby.

Suki: Huzzah?

Big Bull: 30 seconds and counting...But first, we must assemble! It is time! To...RULE THE WORLD.

Flutter's Rival: Is there still time for the radio?

Big Bull: There's no time for tele vision!

~TV turns off~

Flutter: IT'S LIES! ALL LIES!!! YOUR'E NOT MY REAL FATHER!

TV NTCooN: And Flutter couldn't find help. He was addicted to amusement. He couldn't help himself, thus delaying production. Luckily, rehab-~interrupted by Flutter, who dashes onto the screen~

~cut to the TV~

WarealGTX: Quiet! I'm watching The E! Kinda True Hollywood Story: Super Mario Fanaventure!

Wagolem: No, my Ramen Noodles are ready! But not ready to rule the world. That would be me. I am ready to rule the world.

Suki: To rule the world?

Wagolem: It's time...

Big Bull: I think we should name our lair something more menacing. ~Meanwhile, in Casa Azul~ The Bored Page Movie 3 Home!

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