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Robert Stack: I'm here to replace Announcer Dude. Tonight, murder, crop circles, and fraud--whoops, wrong show.

Wasuki: This ain't no show! Where's Announcer Dude!?

*Robert Stack looks nervously at a suitcase behind him*

Mario: Why are you sweating!?

Luigi: Why are you babbling...?

Greg: Why you keep looking at Announcer Dude's body in your suitcase?

Robert Stack: OK! I dealt with him! Happy?

All: YEA! Lets party!

Wasuki: Anyways, we have a great interview today! We ain't interviewing no Mario character! But before you stop reading and think why this shouldn't be posted at MB Gold, we're interviewing a cartoonist and a webmaster!

*Robert Blake, the comic writer, and Nick, the former MB Gold staffer, walk in*

RB: Hey!

Nick: Hey!

Everyone: Hey!

Singers: Hey!

Nick: Why did they sing "Hey!"?

Greg: *whispering in Nick's ear* That's their job.

Nick: Oh, I forgot, hey Greg! How are you?! I've seen MB Gold has gotten, well, a new layout!

RB: Hey, I thought Best and Mr. Goku were here!

Wasuki: In order to know why he said that, visit Studio 64, or read last month's interview.

Greg: Fyre Ball was here last month.

Wasuki: And Best will be here in June. Anywyas, Question No.1! (Out of 4!)

Nick: I thought there were 6!

Wasuki: I need to save some time. OK. Here I go. If you were to kill Greg or Mario, who would you kill?

Greg: Hey! Why, Wasuki, I'll get you!

*Wasuki throws a few 100 dollar bills at Greg to make him stop*

RB: Well, Mario.

Nick: Mario.

Mario: Hey! You're so mean!

Wasuki: Nick, if you had the chance, would you go back to M.B. Gold?

Nick: Of course.

Wasuki: So it was hard to work N.M. Comics 2000 and MB Gold?

Nick: Duh!

Wasuki: And, umm, RB, what's between the Robert and Blake?

RB: The "and"!

Wasuki: No! I meant what's your middle name!

RB: It starts with M! The rest you guess!

Wasuki: I don't know... Mayo? Maynard?

Nick: MCF Kyle?

Wasuki: No, thats my name I use for Studio 64. Umm... let's see... Mark, Melcramp. Minnie Mouse...

RB: Nyah nyah! I'm never going to tell you!

*knock at the door*

Greg: Oh! look! *Greg opens the door and reveals Fergo and Enrique*

RB: What you guys doing here!?

Enrique: Well, we got bored.

Fergo: And that's all we gotta say. Bye now! *Fergo and Enrique leave MB Gold*

Wasuki: Ok, thats it--*knock at the door*

*Greg opens it again to reveal Smash Troopa*

Nick: Smash! Why are you here?!

Smash: Same reason as those other made up chars that just ran out! Bye! *Smash runs off*

Wasuki: OK. That's it! Umm... where's Robert Stack?

Robert Stack: Well, that's all. The case of the Debula Murder--whoops, wrong show again. Why did Fergo, Enrique, and Smash come here? Does Greg know Robert Blake's middle name? Why is my voice messed up? Stay tuned for the May Interview! LET'S PARTY! *everyone starts doing the Mario!*

Any Nintendo Character used in this program is copyrighted to Nintendo. Smash Troopa is copyrighted to Nicholas 64. Fergo and Enrique are copyrighted to Robert M. Blake. Singers are copyrighted me. This interview is only to be used on Nintendo Fans, Studio 64, and N.M. Comics. Complaints, compliments, ideas? Send 'em to me, Wasuki at GOONCHAR@aol.com (C) 2002

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