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Last month, Wasuki fell asleep during an argument! Mario and Luigi were fighting!

Cafe worker: Umm, yo've been asleep for a month, here's your bill...

Wasuki: 400 bucks! Hmmm....Don't got this money...but take Greg's new "golden Scarf"!

Singers: Greg's New Golden Scarf! (Note: They sing everything!)

Wasuki: This month I gotta interview Luigi!

Wasuki throws Mario into the street

Luigi: Hey! Its Dec. already? *gasp* Just as the pencil predicted!

Singers: Pencil from the NBC Weird mysteries VGFer Adventure!

Wasuki: Thats getting annoying!

Singers: Wasuki's Annoyed!

Luigi and Wasuki toss the singers into the street also.

1 HOUR LATER, AT MB GOLD

Wasuki: So, Luigi, whats umm-

Greg bursts into the room all worried looking!

Greg: Must Find Scarf!

Wasuki: Errr

Greg: have you seen it? WELL, HAVE YOU!

Wasuki: No!

Greg: *Cherry relaxed voice* Ok!

Wasuki: So, how long have you been bros?

Luigi: Thats very stupid question, since 1983!

Singers: Stupid Question!

Wasuki: Why you little %$#@*^^$$ (Beeeeep) (Beeeeep)

Santa: Now look here! I sent these singers to bring joy, but all your doing is throwing em into the streets! You get coal foreva!

Singers: You got Coal!

Suddenly, a Cessna smashes into Mb Gold into Greg's office.

Wasuki: Luckily didn't hit mine!

Another Cessna smashes into MB Gold, into Wasuki's Office.

Homer: Doh!

Wasuki: Its not your office, why do you say Doh?

Homer: Well, umm....Holy (Beep) A giant lizard and a wizard lizard!

Wasuki: Thats it! *installs Anti Plot Hole XP* Yuck...too bad the only Anti plot holes are made from Microsoft.

Singers: Wasuki Hates microsoft!

Wasuki: ~_~

Greg: Whaaaaaa? Waaaaaaaasuuuki!

Wasuki: Yes Boss?

Greg: Never ever hold an interview inside MB Gold! *relaxed voice now* But thankies for putting that Anti Plot Hole XP version, even though its made by *Gag* Microsoft.

Bowser and Kalo step out of the cessnas.

Luigi: Should we try the interview next month?

Wasuki: Yes!

*Santa, Bowser,Kalo, and Homer disapeer, thanx to the anti plot hole XP*

Singers: We're not gone!

Wasuki: That peice of %^&* Microsoft plot hole don't really work on singers!

Singer: Nah Nah!

Greg: Wasuki, now, I need you to repair My office!

Wasuki; What about mine?

Greg: Work on it later!

Realgtx: Glad nothing bad happened to mine! *Realgtx's office's lightbulb goes out, but blows up as it does*

Realgtx: Doh!

Announcer Annoying dude: Will the offices of MB Gold ever be repaired? Are they cursed? Will the Singers ever leave?

Singers: NEVER!

Announcer Dude: Where did all the characters go? how big will the coal amount be on X mas for Wasuki? Where's Mario? Stay Tuned Next Month for another strange interview!

Singers are copyrighted by Me Wasuki! Nyah Nyah. Only Studio 64, and Nintendo Fans staffers could use em!

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