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Announcer Dude: In the last Interview...Singers were annoying, Luigi was Boring, Greg was Shaving, and Wasuki changed his name while Bathing! What will happen in this special Double Month Interview~

Wasuki: I Did?

Greg: I shaved?

Luigi: I wasn't boring...yet there was that time at the Green Convention in 1988, where....

Wasuki: ZzZzZzz

Luigi: Stoppit!

Wasuki: I'm interviewing Bowser and a mystery guest, who'll come out later...

Bowser: Can we do this in Koopa Kid's Dungeon...not at your place?

Wasuki: Whats wrong with my place? Its not good? Oh, mother doesn't clean enough? You don't want to see my savage man eating 8 year old brother????

Bowser: Yes...I mean, NO! I'll show you the Koopa Kid's in their dungeon if we do it at Koopa Castle...

Wasuki and Greg: SURE!

Realgtx: When is it my turn to say something?

Singers: Because Wasuki's a cheapskate!

Wasuki: Stop singing everything.

*LATER, Wasuki,Greg,Realtix,Singers,Mario,Luigi, announcer dude arrive at Koopa Castle* (Creepy Music and Thunder)

Koopa: Da--

Writer: ~pops his head in~ NNNNNNG, ~zips back out~

Koopa: these sound affects never scare anyone.

Wasuki: Announcer Dude, your not supposed to be here!

Announcer Dude: fine! I'll go my uncles creepy castle down the block!

Greg: Oh Mario, Luigi....

Mario and Lugi: What?

*Greg pulls a random string and 2 crocs fall and eat Mario, and Luigi*

Singers: 2 random crocs!

Writer: ~pops his head in again~ Gators! ~grasps Golem by the shoulders and shakes him for five minutes, at which's end he leaves~

Wasuki: Read Bored Page Season 2 in order to know why we did this!

Realgtx: Uh... I fixed the lightbulb in my office!

Koopa: Now the interview?

Wasuki: Oh yeah...why do you kidnap peach so much?

Koopa: She owes me 60 bucks on a bet back in '84. I bet she wouldn't become a queen by 1985, and I was right. She didn't pay me, so I tried to get the money outta her...Mafia style. Each time I do this, Mario thinks i'm gonna kill her, or marry her, or destroy the mushroom kingdom...

Luigi: This reminds me of the time back in 1998, I bet on the Winter Olympics, that Muhammed Ali would light the torch, but I lost,blah blah.

Mario: Shudup! And Koopa, thats true?

Koopa: Yes...Sniff...

Greg: This is a real cheesy soap...

*Wasuki is eating soap*

Wasuki: But it tastes so good!

Koopa: I'll show the dungeon where the kids are!

All: OK!

*All go to the dungeon, and see...*

RealGtx: Where are they?

Koopa: Over there...see? Past the koopa troopa prisoners, past the dead mushroom retainers, to your left.

Wasuki: THEY"RE DEAD!

BUM BUM BUUUUUM

Singers: Dead Corpses!

Greg: How'd they die?

Koopa: Well, 3 times they failed, and so POW! they're dead.

Wasuki: Your missing a corpse...theres 6...

Koopa: Oh, Ludwig is over here...he's alive.

*Ludwig appeaes underwight, missing a hand, and on shackles*

Koopa: He gives me great Ideas for inventions!

Writer: ~pops his head in yet again~ This part has been editted for...
~shifts his eyes for a few minutes~
A very good reason. Trust me. Ludwig is no more. ~everyone is ready to pound on Writer as he bolts out~

Koopa: Where am I gonna find another Genius?

Mario: How about Kammy and Kamek. They married, and went to the Winter Olymipcs in Utah... They're becoming Mormoms!

Bum Bum Buuum!

*DING DONG*

Wasuki: Special Guest!

*Everyone runs upstairs and Wasuki answers the door...*

Bob Builder: Hi!

All: AAAH!

Wasuki: Thats not the mystery guest! *throws Bob in the Dungeon*

*DING DONG*

Wasuki: Aaah Bill Gates! *throws him in the dungeon* Not it either...

*DING DONG*

Wasuki: Yes! Here he is!

*opens the door and....*

Sonic: Hiyies!

Wasuki: Meet Sonic, well, Mario's new Co worker...

Greg: GASP! They're not fighting!

Mario: We'll, if we're gonna now each other from now on, I guess we have to be friends.

Singers: Friends for Life!

Wasuki: Anyways thats our interview! Lets all dance and party!

Announcer Dude: How come the singers didn't annoy a lot? What kind of Torture of Bob the Builder and Bill Gates going through? Is Sonic really Mario's Friend? will Wasuki Bath himself tonite? All in March 2002 Interview!

Greg: So what now?

Wasuki: Well, the copy rights!

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