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Wasuki: Welcome to my very first interview!
I'm here with Mario and Luigi! Now huess where i'm at!? 

Mario: The audience aint stupid ya know... 

Wasuki: Yep! I'm in Manhattin..inside a real street cafe! 

Luigi: Hmm...the air fresh and good! 
Perfect for the heart and soul... 

Wasuki and Mario stare at Luigi, 
but then a karppy old car from the 70s drive by,
along with 7 bikers 

Wasuki: It aint fresh any more... 
anyways...hows it like to be filthy rich and famous? 

Mario: Its good! I love it! Blah Blah Blah, ect. 

Luigi: I hate it...
everytime i star in a game, 
i'm always looking for Mario...
but I luv my new girl friend Peach! 

Mario: Blah,Blah,Blah- WHAT! 

Wasuki: Uh oh... 

Peach appears and starts fighting and yelling at Mario 

Wasuki: shut up....Shut Up...SHAD UP! 

Peach,Mario, and Luigi stop fighting 

Wasuki: I wanted to interview Mario and Luigi...
go away...squeeky pink Peach! 

Peach: Never been so insulted in my entire life... 

Peach cries and runs off 

Wasuki: Alright...another question...where were you on Sept 11? 

Luigi: Umm...I was...errr....
plumbing at Mrs. Krenchlmen's apartment... 

Mario: I was down the street...eating Pasta... 

Wasuki: Do any of yous have A PILOT LICENSE? 

Mario: I do...I fly a helicopter in some games... 

Luigi: I know how too...
but Miyamoto won't let me...
he likes you better! 

Mario: No...You don't! Your lying cause ya wanna be
in more launch titles! 

And so the fighting continues....1 hour later 

Wasuki: ZzZzZzZzZzZzZZzzzzzzZZZZZZ 

Luigi: BLAH BLAH BLAH (BEEEEEP) 

Mario: BLAH BLAH (BLEEEP) BLAH (BLEEEP) 


              Will Wasuki ever wake up?
Will the Mario Bros. ever stop arguing?
Did the Taco Bell dog marry Pauline
after she dumped Mario for no reason?
Stay tuned for another insane interview...
in December!  

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