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Wasuki: Hey Nintendo Fansers, your just in time for the first NF Interview! As a matter of fact, its been almost, what, 2-3 years since an interview? As a matter of fact, we won't be interviewing anyone from the Mushroom Kingdom, but from the Sonic universe! Welcome...Sonic!

~The Applause sign flashes as 4 people in the audience start to clap~

Sonic: Uh...This isn't Rico's Puerto Rican Cubano Cafe! YOU LIE!

Wasuki: Er...Look, I need an interview. I really need a job...

Sonic:...

Wasuki: First Question! Hows it like to be...uh...part of Sega?

Sonic: Wow...can't you come up with any better questions?

Wasuki: No...

Sonic: Good...I guess...

Wasuki: ^_^ Who do you think will win the Super Bowl this year?

Sonic: I really like the Patriots and Eagles as the Super Bowl matchup, but it'll come down to the Steelers with rookie Ben Roethlisberger! Its all about the AFC, baby! Wait...aren't you a Dolphins fan?

Wasuki:... -_-

Sonic: Aye

Wasuki: Whats your obsession with rings? All you do is collect them during Sonic games...

Sonic: No, wrong right there. I also...kill little robotic baddies and bosses...and...collect rings?

Wasuki: You didn't answer my question.

Sonic: I give them to the poor and homeless in a never ending strive for world peace!

Wasuki:...

Sonic:...Not. I'm just greedy...

Wasuki: There we go. Next question: If Peter Pickled a Beaver, what would the penguins do?

Sonic: Huh?

Wasuki: Huzzah!

Sonic: Wha?

Wasuki: Whazaazaah!

Sonic: Wasssup?

Wasuki: Wow, and when you thought this interview couldn't any infunnier...

Sonic: Man, this is going in the humor section?

Wasuki: Its supposed to, if it didn't drown in all those Bored Page episodes and movies...

Sonic: What humor? Its like Rosie O' Donnel humor! ITS NOT FUNNY!

Wasuki: Wow, Golem will edit this for copyright reasons, despite the fact only 3 people visit this sit per week...

Sonic: Including you...Golem...and RealGTX.

RealGTX: I heard that.

Wasuki: Where were we again?

Sonic: Ask a question...

Wasuki: Knucles or Tails: Who's the better friend?

Sonic: I've known Tails since he was a little kit, and Knucles was jerk when I first met him...so I'll go with Aretha Franklin!

Wasuki: That wasn't an option...

Sonic: Well...NOW SHE IS!

Wasuki: O_O Bit of a control freak, eh?

Sonic: Yes, I also have a collection of old remote controls- Oh...that control freak. Yes, you can say that....

Wasuki: Well, i've ran out of ideas and questions! Thus this interview shall be cut short. Stay tuned for next month...when I interview someone again!

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