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Golem: We're glad you could sit down for an interview with us, Lunch in a Paper Bag Boy.

Lunch in a Paper Bag Boy: No problem.

Golem: Do you mind if I just call you LiaPBB?

LiaPBB: No! I hate it when people do that!! Hey, I see that!!

Lunch in a Paper Bag Boy: Better. Don't try to do that again.

Harry, Keeper of Mice: So tell me, when was it that you had the idea to invent ice cream?

Lunch in a Paper Bag Boy: During the Great Depression. Specifically, 1692. Columbus and Gregor Mendel were trying to prove that aliens were being held in Area 51. While they were working on examining some of the dirt from the bottom of my shoes, I sat around with nothing to do until I got my shoes back. That's when it hit me.

Golem: How serious was the injury?

Lunch in a Paper Bag Boy: Well, I had a car stuck between my third and fourth teeth to the right on my top jaw, but other than that, nothing big. Anyway, I was eating some Smarties. I crunched the Smarties with my teeth, remarking how tasty they were despite the car (I did not know that the car was imbetween my teeth at this point, though). Some Cro-Magnons walked by (playing their stupid little Game Boys), and I thought, "How can I take Smarties and bend them into something that tastes awful?" The end product: ice cream.

Harry, Keeper of Shutting Up Before He Gets Thrown Out: ~shuts up~

Golem: And how successful were you?

Lunch in a Paper Bag Boy: Well, I think I was pretty successful. I mean, I never really got to taste the ice cream, but it looked kinda tasty. And if it looks tasty, it's poisonous. And poison doesn't taste good.

Golem: I concur. Strike the set!

Set: After everything I've done for you?!

Set's Mom: There you are! I've been looking all over for you! We're going to have a very long/torturous discussion, young man.

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