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Flutter's Rival: What's on TV?

Flutter: Let's watch the Commercial Channel!

Flutter's Sidekick: You always say that...

(The events that unfold on TV are in italics.)

Yu-Gi: ~on the phone~ Yes... Yes, I've a brilliant idea. "Yu-Gi-Os!"


Yu-Gi: With me Blue Blue Eyes White Dragon, Black Dark Magicians, Red Flaming Swordsmans, Pink Purple Polka Dots, Pots of Golden Rainbows, and all the rest of them.

Announcer: And for a limited time, Try to find all seven Mellinium Puzzle Peices. No purchase necessary. See details inside.


Commercial:
~Yugi is out in some random green field, combing hair down, putting on those glasses with the pink nose and moustache~

Yugi: He'll never know it's me!

Pegasus: ~comes skipping along with a bowl and box of Yu-Gi-O's~
~stops to look at Yugi~ Hmmm, kid, do you want some?

Yugi: Finally! I'll have some Yu-Gi-Os! ~hair flips back up, glasses fall up because of the hair~

Pegasus: ~pulls back bowl~ Hey, you're no geek! You're Yugi!
Yu-Gi-O's are for...
Other people!


Commercial:
Yugi: Gimme that cerial kid!

Joey: Ahhhh! *runs off a cliff*

Yugi: *whistles while walking away*

Pegasus: *throws a snowball at Yugi* Silly Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh's are for...
other people.

Yugi: I wanted to call Pegasus to get my Grandpa back, but I was afraid of charges.

Alf: That's when I told Yugi about 10-10-220.

Yugi: But I wondered what were the charges.

Alf: You dial 10-10-220 then 1 then the number and all calls up to twenty minutes are under 99¢.

Yugi: Now all I need is Pegasus's number. ~laughs~

Alf: ~laughs~

Joey: Man I love this cereal.

Yugi: Gimme that cereal!

Alf: Silly Yugi, Yu-Gi-O's are for...
other people.

Commercial:

Yugi: ~is looking into a freezer at a store~ Oh boy! Maybe if I drink Sprite I can finally get my hands on some Yu-Gi-O's!

Kobe Bryant: ~steps up to Yugi, taps his shoulder~ Dude, it's not about anything but the taste. Obey yoah thirst!

Yugi: Oh yeah?! You shove off!

Kobe: ~picks up Alf and throws him at Yugi~

Alf: ~as he rolls away into the hollows o' the store~ 10-10-220! 10-10-220! 10-10-220! 10-10-220!...

Yugi: ~laying on the floor with no injuries, but looking as if he were hurt by the look o' his scrunched up face an' curled up legs~ Ugh...
Well, then, I'll choose another soda! ~opens freezer, gets Pepsi~

Kobe: No way! You drink Pepsi, Yugi?

Yugi: This isn't Pepsi... ~unzips Pepsi to reveal Pepsi Twist~

Kobe: ~is staring with amazement~

Yugi: ...And I'm not Yugi! ~unzips himself to reveal Gramps (Yugi's grandpa)~

Alf's Voice: ~echoing~ Heh heh.

Kobe: ~unzips himself to reveal Yugi~

Gramps: ~unzips himself to reveal a box o' Yu-Gi-O's~

Yugi: ~tries to get Yu-Gi-O's box, but fails after several tackles~

Cliff: Today's a slow day. ~unzips self to reveal Mount Rushmore~

Joey: *is watching tv with a box of Yu-Gi-O's beside him*

TV: Yu-Gi-O's are fun!

Joey: *looks at box* Tag, your it. *Joey runs off and the cereal falls over and cereal spills out*

Yugi: *starts picking up cereal that has fallen out* All for Yugi. All for Yugi!

Bear: Grrrr...

~later~

Joey: I wonder how come the Yu-Gi-O's didn't come after me? *looks at the bear* What happened here.

Bear: Yu-Gi-O's are for other people.

Yugi: *inside the bear* You can say that again.

Bear: Yu-Gi-O's are for other people.

Yugi: *inside the bear* You can say that again.

Bear: Yu-Gi-O's are...

Commercial:

Kid: *Starts eating ribs. After every bite, he uses a napkin and tosses it in the floor. Soon the floor is covered in napkins*

Announcer: Wish Yu-Gi-O's made napkins? Guess what! They don't

Kid: *starts to cry*

Announcer: Yu-Gi-O's are for other people.

Commercial:

Bokura: ~is eating Generic-O's~ Yum, these are delicious!

Joey: Here's my chance to finally get my hand on some Yu-Gi-O's!

Bokura: These are Generic-O's!

Joey: ~tackles Bokura, bowl o' Generic-O's flies through the air, Joey catches it~ Haha!

Bokura: Hey!

Joey: ~plays keep-away by holding it above where Bokura can reach~ You'll never get these Yu-Gi-O's!

Yugi: ~snicker~ Hah! Now I can get some! ~climbs up Joey's arms, eats bowl~ Yum! I looooooooove Yu-Gi-O's!

Bokura: Hey! You ate them all! ~Joey puts down bowl~ Anyway, they were Generic-O's!

Yugi: Dangit!

Ted Koppel: Silly Yugi, Yu-Gi-O's are for...
Other people.
More on this at eleven.

Flutter's Rival's Sidekick: My school's mascot is Chippy, the disgruntled grass stain...

Flutter: I like Flutter-O's myself.

Flutter's Sidekick: They're still on the market...?
Hey, wait... your cereal is your school's mascot?

Flutter: Yes, and contray to popular belief, they will not shred the insides of your stomach.

Flutter's Sidekick: Those mean folks down at Flutter's Rival-O's! But... wait a second! One of the main ingredients is razor blades!

Flutter: Uh... that is the iron.

Flutter's Sidekick: Works for me.

Flutter's Rival: Wait let's make a cereal that breaks your teeth.

Flutter's Rival's Sidekick: Then take out all the sugar! ~snicker~

Flutter's Rival: And make it metal.

Flutter's Rival's Sidekick: And the secret prize will be a one-way ticket to Flutter's Rivalville.

Flutter's Rival: No, nobody would want that... Oh I see where you are going with this.

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