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Party Goers
An entire series.
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Sequel to the VGF Member OG series.
Party Goers and VGF Member OG Timeline
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By Yami Yoshi, Vorpal, Masamune, Lupus, Yoshiman, Kuria, and Golem.
Fanventures
An entire series.
Super Mario OG
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By Yami Yoshi, Antisocial the Sufferer, GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, and Ace Orichalcon.
Sonic in Trouble Part 1
By Rider Yoshi
A Biography of the Mario Bros.
Part 1
By Ditto McCloaker.
The Tale of Burushi
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A Yoshi fan fic by Yoshi Wannabe.
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Mario Song Lyrics
Part 3
Run for it!
Sam, who was still stuck in Vile's forcefield, simply yelled "My love, get Cat a way out of here!" The Shining One who seemed to have something wrong simply closer her eyes and focused. The stones on her necklace flashed, and then the roar of engines could be heard as a single-car Bull-Liner started up, and one of the doors to the place was suddenly opening up. Cat made a break for the train. MEanwhile the other Shining Ones, Vile, and Mr. Carpainter fired a variety of projectiles. As soon as Cat was aboard he set the thing on full speed and the railcar quickly left. Vile activated the door-closing mechanism, but he did so a little too late.
"You realise how difficult it will be catching Cat again?" asked Mr. Carpainter in disgust, "Just for that, I ought to..."
"NEGATIVE!" interupted Vile, "This is my fight, you shall watch the other prisoners!"
"WATCH THIS!" shouted Schala, as she built up a blue aura, and then fired a large blue blast at Vile. Vile was pretty much unnefected.
"VILE SUPERIOR, SCHALA INFERIOR, STARWAY SUPERIOR, INTERLOPERS INFERIOR!" announced Vile. Both Vile and Mr. Carpainter were annoyed. Vile turned around and looked at Sam. He launched a few concussion bombs from his shoulder-mounted launcher and they blew up around the free prisoners. He then fired a few more at Sam, and knocked him to the floor, injuring him severly. He even had burn-marks now. But the forcefield was shattered.
"I'm not out yet!" muttered Sam, as he slowly got up, "I think you made a mistake destroying the forcefield!"
"One that I, Mr. Carpainter, shall rectify!" retorted Mr. Carpainter. "That pile of scrap metal thinks he's a better Messenger than me? I assure you he is not!" The four "normal" Shining ones were in a state of confusion. The confused one floated over to Sam's side.
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Meanwhile, Cat was on his way to the city. He knew where a good home-improvement center was, and they had plenty of wood, as well as orange paint, orange varnish, orange finish, and other stuff for making wood orange. However, the engines suddenly died. He looked at the controls. It just happened that the particular train he was on was out of fuel. He opened the doors and walked down. He'd have to walk the rest of the way downtown. Little did he realize a helicopter was observing him.
Cat Investigations
Just then Cat spotted a kid on a bike. He walk over to him. After telling him what happened, he asked if he could borrow the bike. The kid said no, but Cat needed to get there and fast, so he hit the kid and took the bike. "I'll bring it back later!!!" Cat shouted while he was riding off. The helicopter saw that he was going to accomplish his mission so it followed him...
Cat investigatORS-and an orange ship and blue haired...girl!
The helicopter was a jet black and had a crew of two, both of them colorless. However, one of them was wearing a blue amulet.
"Our target's getting away" said one of the crew.
"On a BIKE? he can't get away!" said the other, "you're such a moron, you realize that?"
"Ok boss, whatever you say!"
"I say you're a moron. I also say that we use the radio-faker device. Call the police, and ask them to monitor him without apprehending. They'll be doing our work!"
"That's genius, Boss!"
"I thought so!"
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"I sense something!" thought Cat. He sensed something behind him....but he senses something else far ahead of him. As soon as he got to a grade-crossing he left the tracks for a road. He wanted to get the wood, but first he had something to get. He realized that the same weapons used by Blue to make video-game villains into their "messangers" was also accidently bringing others into the world. That's how Schala appeared. It was causing all kinds of distortion. Now this thing he was sensing was moving around him.
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"There's something zooming by us!" said one of the copter troops. The other one picked up his binoculors. "Oh no...it's...ORANGE! It's a spaceship. It looks like the...oh no....not the Axelay? Oh no, another Anomoly. The Afava'a Gate has coughed up again. We'd take care of this, but it's better armed. I sent the cops following Cat, we must go back to tell the Messengers about the Axelay spaceship entering here. Worse yet, for some reason there's a blue haired girl inside it....and she isn't dressed like a standard space pilot. We already had a blue haired girl who's being a bit of a pest at the Saphire pyramid, we don't need another!
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Cat tried following the spaceship. It eventually landed, and he pedalled like he was in the Tour de France, he didn't care that the bike was a bit too small. He arrived at the Axelay. Its door opened. Out stepped a blue-haired girl in a bright white and blue gown.
"Who are you?" asked Cat.
"My name is Sarah, Sarah of the Light Dragons. My brother Ryu was left to save our clan. Oh...where am I? Strange distortions happened. First I return to life. Then a man in a spaceship lands around Winlan (a/n Breath of Fire I...spaceship from Axelay) The pilot got out....but then all kinds of freakish weather appeared. I took shelter in the spaceship, and then accidently activated it, then ended up here. It's easy to fly this, but still, it's confusing. Cat filled her in on everything.
"You mean, my world, and others, are your games?" asked Sarah, confused. "And now others are trying to take over your world?"
Cat then explained what had to be done. Sarah, meanwhile, said she tested the weapons, things called "Wind Lasers", powerful red beams, something called Round Vulcans, rapid-fire plasma that is, and Macro Missiles, which were self-explanatory.
Cat was happy. Now they had some more firepower and another ally. Little did they know that the helicopter men were relaying all kinds of information to their superiors.....the Starway Cult!
Oh no! What if those guys from Bubble Bobble come through?!
"So, where was I headed?" Cat looked up to the sky, something he always did when he thought. "Oh, yes I'm five blocks from where I was, so that means now we need to hang a left, and then..." He looked to Sarah, who was still looking up in the sky for whatever Cat saw.
Then she saw what he should have been looking at. "Why is that black helicoptor sitting there?"
"Oh, it's nothing, probably from Channel 11 or something."
"Channel eleven? ...May I ask what that is?"
"Yes, um, forget it, nothing." Cat was about to move onward when he noticed the bike was too small for two adults. "Uhhhh..." he stuttered. The bike was starting to get staticcy as if it was teleporting away.
Meanwhile, the four Shining Ones were still monitoring their subjects. "It is time to awaken them," one stated.
Another thought it was not. "Mr. Carpainter isn't back yet. He wants to be here for it."
Oh no! What if those guys from Bubble Bobble come throu
"I knew we should have flown!" commented Cat.
"I thought it would be safer if we continued on that funny two wheeled thing!" replied Sarah. Just then there was a rather bright flash of light, and then they, and the bicycle, were gone.
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"This is Team Indigo!" came a voice over the radio aboard the helicopter, "Thanks for pointing them out. We used our experimental weapon on them. The fugitive and his...uh...girlfriend are now in the Saphire Pyramid, where they belong. We'll check out the parked spaceship, this Axelay. If only it was painted blue it would be perfect. We might not even need the Bluebirds anymore!"
"But we are Bluebirds!" commented the helicopter pilot.
"I suggest you see about learning to fly the Axelay then, see you later today, at Club Azure, Be there or be Orange!"
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Meanwhile, at the Saphire Pyramid....
The Shining Ones in the train-shed were admiring their defeated victims. Admiring that they were defeated, actually. Al, Pieruru, Schala, Sam, and even the "traitor" Shining One were now all lying on the floor. With them was Vile.
"We shall comence now!" announced Vile.
"Wait, Mr. Carpainter went to notify True-Blue, let him return first!" said one of the Shining Ones.
"Very well, it shall be his one reward, for actually doing something right. If he were not a Messenger he would be destroyed. I tire of his incessant incompetence." Just then there was a loud whining noise, a crackle, and then a bright flash. Cat, Sarah, and the bicycle built for one appeared. "This is excellent. The Shifter works. Now then, you, Cat, are of vital importance. I recommend that you surrender. You have been caught again!"
"NEVER!" yelled Cat, as he ran towards Vile. Vile just zapped him with his forcefield-gun and trapped him.
"You will not deny us this victory, Inferior!" screamed Vile.
"Where's Zero when you need him?" asked Cat.
"Don't worry, he has zero hope!" answered Sarah, as she closed her eyes and focused. Intense lightning arced and zapped Vile.
"Warning: Voltage and Amperage at unnaceptable levels, attempting to compensate, auto-repair systems non-functional, EMP damage, motors non-functional!" uttered a more robotic voice from Vile.
"That won't work with ME, witch!" shouted Mr. Carpainter as he came in. "At least that bucket of bolts captured Cat. Now then, victory is so close, I just have to deal with this new interloper. Why don't you join the Starway?"
"I don't trust you!" shouted Sarah, "You're evil!"
"I can see you won't join voluntarily. I'll just have to FORCE YOU!"
"LIGHT DRAGON SURGE!" shouted Sarah, as lightning filled her body, and then a large bolt shot out at Mr. Carpainter. There was no effect.
"That was pathetic. I'll show you real lightning!" chided Mr. Carpainter, as he charged up a blast of his own, and let Sarah have 25,000 volts of pure agony. She convulsed and then fell to the ground.
"We're not through Yet!" shouted Pieruru, as he suddenly jumped to his feet. "Fist of the Lion!" he yelled as he charged at Mr. Carpainter and knocked him out.
"Maybe you should TANGLE with someone tougher!" said Al, as his bionic arm assumed the form of a ball at the end of a long spiked chain.
"She looks like one of my race!" said Schala, "You had no right to knock her down!"
"Ok, this time I MEAN BUSSINESS!" warned Mr. Carpainter.
"SHining Ones, help me!" He snapped his fingers, and the electricity around Vile disipated. The fight was about to start.
The others started to get mind static from Pieruru again. They confirmed themselves that he was still there by looking around when they got the chance. "Just forget about it," they told themselves, as this was not the time.
Meanwhile, the four Shining Ones were still awaiting Mr. Carpainter. Then one looked to the others. "Did you awaken him?"
"No," they all responded in turn. Mr. Carpainter wouldn't like this.
Pieruru's eyes opened. His head felt like it had something on it. He reached up and carefully slipped off a helmet with a tube in the top of it. It lead up into the wall.
The battle went on.
"Time to rock 'n' roll!" Pieruru shouted. Mr. Carpainter's own blue energy shot back at him.
At least the other three were still "asleep." The Shining Ones were not greatful for that, though. They needed Mr. Carpainter's help to put him back under right away.
Pieruru was still getting things from the others' minds. He heard things like "YEAOW!" and "Look out!" What the--?!
Cat Investigations
"ENOUGH!" yelled Vile, as he held up his arms. All of the sudden a large headless robot appeared. It was a Mech-walker known as Goliath that was piloted before by Vile. Vile jumped into it. At the end of each arm was a set of four spikes, with a gun-barrel between them.
He fired shots at Sam and the renegade Shining One, knocking them both out. Meanwhile Pieruru dashed at Vile/Goliath and jumped onto them. "STAR SLASH!" he yelled, as glowing claws appeared on his hands and he cut sliced off the arms of the Goliath. Vile just looked at Pieruru and then fired a forcefield shot that trapped him.
The others, meanwhile, were all walking around in seemingly random directions, or at least as far as they could with the various restraints attached to them, acting out what was going on in their "dream". Mr. Carpainter looked at them and chuckled. They were fighting a "false" Carpainter and Vile in the dream, but the actual movements they made looked funny to watch.
Sam slowly got up, and, feeling attached to the Shining One he messed with, tried waking her up.
"The Madness ends here, NOW!"
"No!" retorted Mr. Carpainter, "You do not understand. You are no longer a mere nuissance, but a threat to the glory of True Blue, the Afava'a, and the Messengers. So tell me, how many volts in a lightning bolt?"
"I have no idea!" replied Sam. The renegade shining one was slowly getting up. "But why are you asking?"
A blue aura surrounded Mr. Carpainter. Small flashes of lightning were beginning to dance around him. "Perhaps because I'd like you to FEEL THE ANSWER?"
"NO!!!" yelled Pieruru, still trapped in the forcefield. Pieruru couldn't help but feel the irony that the original prisoner in a forcefield like this was X, the new "Blue Bomber"...that gave him an idea. He struck a pose like that of one of the many Robot Masters/Mavericks from various Megaman and X games, and focused his power. The forcefield exploded and Pieruru absorbed the power. His eyes were now glowing orange.
"Ok, I'll take on this idiot, you take on those idiots!" ordered Vile to Mr. Carpainter.
Mind the others!
Pieruru dodged a shot whose follow-through almost hit the three still under mental captivity. He had to get out of the room. The only way to lead them out without destroying some console or another that was taking care of the other three was to go out the door probably leading to Shining Ones most likely on their way.
Wait, he didn't see the other four Shining Ones that were just there.
Mind the others!
Pieruru dashed ahead, but the four Shining Ones had caught him as he opened th door. They focused their powers and used a purple-colored mind-blast on Pieruru. A strong voice was swimming through his head. "You Are Mick Jagger, you must sing like him, to not be Mick Jagger will give you excruciating Pain!"
"Must...fight.....I see a red door.....no.....and I want it painted bl...BLOODY WITH YOUR BLOOD!" He snapped out of his trance and double-punched two of them. He then dashed between the other two and rushed into a hallway.
A Rent-A-Cop walked out of another door and noticed something wrong. "GET HIM!" he yelled and doors up and down the hallway swung open. The crowds were mostly "Initiates" and "Volunteers", some of them grabbing whatever was nearby to use as weapons. A couple of Shining Ones were visible among them. He would be sandwiched between the mobs. He saw a single door, he lept for it and tried opening it. It wouldn't budge. Desperatly he kicked the door and it flew open. Inside the room was a table which he pushed against the door.
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Meanwhile in the other room the "controlled" were still acting out their fight, while Sam and Mr. Carpainter were in a staring contest. He charged up and launched a lightning blast at Sam. He shuddered. The "renegade" Shining One was slowly getting up to her feet. Mr. Carpainter had no idea whether or not she was "thinking correctly", but it mattered little, for he was sure he was more powerful than her.
Hmmm...
Sam started to notice what Pieruru had noticed. When he had the split second, Sam told the Shining One to get the three out of their state, and to try the computer. He just hoped she was familiar with it. Mr. Carpainter's attention could be easily divided. However, this time it meant forgetting Sam for a moment. He aimed his sights for the computer.
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Pieruru took a breather and leaned against his hand, which was pressed against the wall.
"Say the password," an emotionless, mechanical voice requested.
Pieruru thought a moment...
...And said "Orange!" even though he knew it wouldn't work. In less than a minute, however, he was up on top of the pyramid.
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Vile finally charged the door open. He was nowhere to be seen. Obviously, the escaped one had said the password. His luck was about to run out.
In response to the voice, Vile said "True Blue."
Dire straits....
Back in the trainshed where everyone else was....
Little did anyone realise that Sarah was slowly recovering from the thorough blasting Mr. Carpainter had given her. She focused her powers, and sent out a "calming wave". Sam, Cat, Al, Schala, Sarah, and the renegade Shining One who as of yet is still nameless all stood up and became aware. Mr. Carpainter was smiling maddly. The Shining Ones around him were beginning to tremble, because they never saw that look on him before. A blue aura so intense that it crackled formed around Mr. Carpainter.
"I shall not hold back any longer. Girls, fuse powers with me, the time for intense voltage is now! Normal people would be dead after all I've done, but these people are not normal. Blue shall triumph, it always does!"
"Well, it's been nice knowing you all!" commented Cat, "Even this Shining One here who is thankfully with us now...may I ask what your name is?"
"It is..." she was interrupted.
"BEHOLD MY POWERS!" He and the Shinning Ones were now glowing a bright blue. "You intterupted an important experiment, strange blue-haired girl, and you, renegade Shining One, NOBODY turns her back on the Starway! I shall have my respect!"
Up on top of the pyramid Pieruru had made his way into a chamber that was at the top and had skylights, letting in the outside. In this room was a strange blue glow, and an enormous blue monolith with strange designs that was glowing and spinning. The walls of the room were lined with blue stones.
"There you are!" yelled Vile, as he teleported in and noticed Pieruru. "Now I shall finish you!"
"Correction, I shall!" boomed a low voice, "You can not hold back the Afava'a, foolish man!"
"You....wherever you are....you're responsible for my sister and my girlfriend......I know it!" yelled Pieruru.
"Whether or not that is true is irrelevant. It is time, to paint this planet BLUE!" Calling on the One Thing You Wouldn't Expect... Hopefully
A door that led to the pyramid's side opened. Revealed was a stout oriental-looking man wearing a pair of glasses and thinning hair, at least 40. He seemed gleeful. "Our planet is already 75% blue," said the man, concluding with a stereotypical snort. Vile ignored him for the moment, as he posed no threat. He turned to Pieruru and some shot was made from somewhere. Pieruru dodged it, the edges of it throwing him flat agianst the wall.
Another man, this one caucasian, popped his head in. He had the kind of hairdo one could almost imagine the hair gel dripping off of. His face told one that he was slightly annoyed at the moment but pumped as well (and not in a muscle man sort of way). He also donned a leather jacket to finish the character off. "That was supposed to be my cool line," the man spoke in such a way that one couldn't tell if he was dissapointed, annoyed, or just plain angry.
"We saw your space ship and followed it. Are we welcome?" the stout one said to... well, anyone who was in the room.
"Man, they aren't listening."
"Oh.
What do you think they did with the guy who was riding on the bike with that girl?"
The one with the gelled hairdo shrugged. "I dunno."
and suddenly
Awaking from this daze on the floor, "Vile... so that's what you're calling yourself now, Bull?" Said Al defiantly.
Vile, "Insolence. Well, now you have the choice of surrendering your frineds life, or merging with me, so we may be one again.
"Gr... You have me at a disadvantage."
"I know!"
Al jumped up, and ran infront of Golem, being killed instantly.
Game Over
~~In another dimension~~
Death, "The time has come."
Big Al, "No, I have to save my friends."
"But you have no continues"
"perhaps not, but I can't abandon them."
"then you will have to fight me!"
0ld sch00l...
"Listen, Death, buddy, you've gotta spot me this time", Said Al, as if his like depended on it, which was ture.
"I don't have a choice" relpied death.
Distraught, Al though for a moment...
"My parents told me that someday, I was going to find my purpose in life, and when I did, not to deter from it. I never knew what that was, until now, and I've gotta save my friends, and Kill, my other self. Is that suicide?"
"No."
"Then eat this!" Al searches for his robot arm, but it is nowhere to be found. "What?!"
"You're a spirit now, that arm of yours wasn't a part of you. If you fight me, you'll have to use SPECIAL ATTACKS."
"Right, Hydrochloric Burp!"
Vile's Last Stand?
"You call that a weapon?" asked the Spirit of Death, as he fired numerous orbs at Al, which he all avoided.
"Yes, and so is...my voice!" He began singing a rather off-key version of the Beatles song that asks "What would you think if I sang out of tune?"
"aaagh...you're singing off-key!" muttered Death....Ok, I summon...The Boots!" A pair of giant boots walked towards them. "These boots were made for walking, and that is what they'll do, one of these days....you get the idea, don't you?" asked Death. Al rolled out of the way as the boots ran towards him.
"Freak Slash!" yelled Al as he did a slashing move at Death and did minimal damage.
"Fool! Boots, Walk over him, crush him!"
"Your shoelaces are untied!"
Death bent over and Al leap-frogged over him. The Boots of Death ended up walking all over Death. Bright flashes of light filled the sky of this "dimension" and weird music abounded....Al picked up a quarter on the floor and dropped it into a strange slot. Bright white lights.....
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Al woke up. "Was I dead, or was it a dream?" he wondered. At least he had his robotic arm back. But Vile was still there, and so was Mr. Carpainter and the Shining Ones, who were still building up a charge, oblivious that Vile had returned to finish things off.
"This can't be!" yelled Vile, "My fully charged attack has KILLED people stronger than you!" He jumped into Goliath, his Mech, and speed-dashed towards Al. "No escape, your death is at hand, I'll start with you first, you're so annoying!" Al had one idea and one idea only. If it worked, two problems would be gone. If not....the cult would be finding a use for assorted dead bodies! He got between Mr. Carpainter and Vile. "Cliché, but effective!" Just Then Mr. Carpainter stopped charging.
"Electric Nova Leveler!" shouted Mr. Carpainter, as the combined energies of him and the Shining Ones surged forward. As it was electricity, it was attracted towards Metal. Just what Vile and Goliath were made of. An enormous explosion filled the room, and pieces of metal flew everywhere.
"WHAT THE?" yelled Mr. Carpainter. He saw Sam, the renegade Shining One, Al, Cat/Golem, Schala, and Sarah were now all ready for battle and up on their feet. And he saw that he was tricked into destroying Vile.
"I'd almost want to thank you, Al, for getting rid of Vile. He was too arrogant. His ego was too big for his metallic body. And he always upstaged me. You realise how tough he is to work with? King Mole is a good Messenger, Vile is not. I'm still unsure about K'terbia the Umgah and the Atma Weapon...they're both slightly on the crazy side, but at least they aren't Vile. However, you are a threat to our organization. All of you. Especially you Al, and you, Cat. I see Pieruru isn't here. Oh well, I'll kill him later. Now, Shining Ones, give me the four pieces of Saphire!" The Shining Ones gave him pieces of a strange saphire sculpture that glowed with intensity when combined. "For the final fight is now. Maybe I'll make things interesting!"
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"I honestly don't understand why Vile left here, when it looked like he had a good chance of killing you!" commented the man in the leather jacket.
"This is indeed illogical!" commented the stout man, "but then so are you, what's your name?"
"Pieruru!" replied Pieruru, "Of the Star Runner clan...oops, forgot, wrong world.
"I can see that!" said the man in the leather jacket, "You're the only one here wearing a wraparound skirt and sandals! But why did Vile leave?"
"Because I SAID SO!" boomed a voice, "you three maggots will die, die, DIE!" Several glowing blue stones hovered around the room. "I sense that Vile has been defeated. But nevermind. Soon the bodies I need will be here, and the destiny of the Afava'a will be realised. Now where were we? Yes...YOUR DEMISE!"
"Everyone we've defeated said that!" said the man in the leather jacket.
"Yeah!" added the Stout Man, "I don't care if you lack a body, you're still going down. We are Force Y. You are history!"
I wish I had a sled!
"Those stones..." said Pieruru. Their power was strong enough to send Cat into a trance. With True Blue in the same room, he was betting something worse was going to happen. His only option was to dash out. However, unlike most pyramids, this one's side was a great saphire color and shiningly smooth. It looked to be a long way down. With the force behind him, Pieruru was sliding down. How did the others stay up there?!
A blue essence, looking like smoke or a sand cloud, chased Pieruru down the pyramid.
Meanwhile, Force Y entered the room. Oddly, they felt nothing.
The stout man fiddled with his glasses. "These aliens have been documented before, Mark."
Mark almost asked who Mark was. "Y-yes... Yeah."
Pieruru was at the base now. Seconds later, Force Y stood on the very top of the pyramid, no roof above them.
I wish I had a sled!
With all his thoughts escaping him, Al wondered one thing, "So... I killed myotherself... is that suicide?"
"That isn't the thing you need to worry about, Al, surviving is essential, now" responded Sam.
"Qu'est-ce quil te faut?"
"Yaaaahhh!" Screamed Carpainter.
"Okay, so what did you just do?" Asked Sam.
"That's my secret French Attack!", said Al, "It may not be as cool or pleasing to the ear as, perhaps, a giant robot, or radioactive monkey, but it'll have to do."
"Yeah, but what does it mean?"
"I forget… Wait… My French dictionary is around here some where. " Al reached in his pockets, "Oh yeah. Bonjour, J'mappel Alain Michel Blanc. J'ai trente et un ans."
As he mouths off his life's story, Carpainter screams in a horrible pain.
"Unclean!" Screams Carpainter.
Say quoi?
"He can't stand unusual languages?" asked Schala. She began saying something in her own language, but Mr. Caprainter smiled.
"Only works with F...F...the language of those people who drive Peugots and have that funny tower!" explained Mr. Carpainter.
"Ah, le mot correct est 'FRANCAIS'" uttered Al. Mr. Carpainter was beginning to shudder. Everyone was laughing, even the four Shining Ones around him.
"It's just a language!" said Sarah.
"No it's not!" said Mr. Carpainter, "Now, if you don't mind, I'll explain just WHY I can't stand that language, THEN I will get around to finishing you off!" He began explaining, "My father was a stuck up jerk from Ohio who had delusions of grandeur and a desire for power. He often claimed to have invented the Edsel, and had a paranoid fear that Bob Barker was hunting him. He also had plans for a solar-powered flashlight. He also drank and gambled frequently. My mother was a vahine from Tahiti who was beautiful but she had a slight speech impedement, she also twitched whenever she saw the K-mart logo. When I was eight they moved us all to Chicoutimi-Nord in Quebec, where my father opened a lucrative radiator store. I kept hearing French until I was sick of it. My father then forced us all to learn French. He'd tie me to one of his radiators if I made a single mistake in singing 'Alouette'. Needless to say this drove my determination to become a demented super-villain. Otherwise I would have probably gone into the radiator bussiness."
"Really," replied Al, "And I just tried a random attack. I could have just as easily done my rendition of Mambo Number Five. It worked before. Or maybe I could have done my Ricki Martin..."
"Don't even think about it!" replied Mr. Carpainter, "An I may have lied about my past for all you know. But you won't live long enough to attack. My Shining Ones will take you on. Despite being outnumbered they are superior. Oh, and the French Language won't work on them. Not to mention these ones have a different reaction when they see orange, instead of flight it is fight, understand?"
"I understand you are a jerk!" replied Sam, "Now just hurry up and be defeated, I'm going to ask this SHining One with me out on a date, I still need to know her name!" The renegade shining one hugged him.
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" yelled Mr. Carpatiner.
"No, it's called a hug. And now, I think we should start fighting!"
"Your funeral!" laughed Mr. Carpainter.
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Pieruru was running along a railroad track being chased by the strange entity. He saw a closed gate ahead, and there was electrified fence on either side.
"It ends now, boy!" uttered the entity, "Blue will win, blue always wins. Give up now!"
"Never!" replied Pieruru. He focused his powers and then planted his feet onto the gate, which itself was not electrified. He dashed up the gate as though it were level ground. But he forgot about the spikes at the top. HE got down on the other side, but not without cuts, scratches, and a couple of small tears in his sarong, although thankfully none in any embarassing locations. He landed on his feet on the otherside. He heard the whine of motors, which meant the door was being opened. He had to hurry, or else...
Carpainter's Radiator Barn!
...A huge area lay before him. There were two other pyramids, each aligned with the other two to make an equilateral triangle. No activity lay outside the other pyramids' gates at all.
Pieruru just kept running just to gain distance from the pyramid. He noted that the other pyramids' gates were opening. Their tops were gone, too. Without getting a chance to look behind him at the blue essence, Pieruru--in the center of the three pyramids--was trapped in a room like the top of the building he just escaped from, only three times larger.
True Blue began to take shape as a solid being.
Carpainter's Radiator Barn!
"That monster will pay for each and everyone of my friends and superiors he killed! Erne, Bleu Blur, Mom, Dad, he took them all to their deaths, and after I avenge them, I must find a way to resurect them!" he thought to himself.
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