C. 17,000,000,000 BC:
-Beginning of time?
-Nintenfreak Sr, is born
-Evil is "born".

C. 98,000 BC:
-Akujin founds the Most Powerful Villains Period.
-The MPVP gives Lord Evil a living body, which he goes on an insane rampage until Introbulus and Jim seal him away in the Black Orb.

C. 48,000 BC:
-The MPVP creates Dark Jim using the Black Orb as a "battery".

C. 3,000 BC:
-Pharoah Yami Yoshi is born. He becomes Pharoah until he is defeated in Duel Monsters and is sealed in the "Millenium Egg".

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C. 1300:
-Masamune and Murasame are born (?)
-Both Masamune and Murasame are sealed away in the swords of the same name.

C. 1700:
-Reserved for the events of "The Ennead"

1867:
-A man is killed by Exodia for failing to defeat Bob Yoshi the Mustached. He becomes Bartender of the Afterlife.

1930:
-Benjamin Bjorni is born.

1949:
-EVIL Scientist Dude is born.

1950:
-Robert Stack, AKA Narrator is born.

1960:
-Arab Dude is born.

1970:
-James and GORE-ILLA are born.

1978:
-Splog Goomboy is born.

1979:
-Fred are born.

1980:
-Slort Goomboy, BomberMan, Meowth, Big Al, and Censor Man are born.

1982:
-Luigi of the Pipes is born.

1982:
-Lupus the Turk is believed to be born.

1983:
-Luigi 64 and Sgt. Flutter are born.

1984:
-MagiKoopa, Sapphire and S-Cargo are born.

1985:
-Vorpal the 64th and Metal Mario are born.

1986:
-YoshiMan and Zora are born.

1987:
-Meowthar is born.

1988:
-Yami Yoshi and Golem are born

1991:
-Dodo the Raven, Neo, and Dragoshi are born.

1997:
-Dragoshi goes 'berserk' for the first time.

1988:
-Yami Yoshi and King_Luigi are born.

1998:
-Yoshi 64 is born.
-Lupus, Kamek, and LemonJello abandon their base on Planet Mystery.

1999:
-Vorpal, Yoshiman, and Masamune run for president (along with Bush, Gore, and others)

2000 :
-Vorpal is elected president. Forms cabinet.
-March - Golem, Luigi 64, Sapphire, and Zora go to throw a party in Las Vegas, while they're pursued by MagiKoopa, BomberMan, and Metal
Mario.
-Metal Mario is supposedl killed, but is instead taken to Vorpal's Sky Palace.
-Sapphire steals MagiKoopa's Flying Submarine.

-April - Magikoopa and BomberMan join Team Rocket's Omega branch, are joined by Meowth.

-June - Golem, Sapphire, YoshiMan, Mr. Predict, King_Luigi, and Meowthar are trapped in a virtual reality machine. Team Rocket Omega attempts to steal King_Luigi's Pikachu.
-After escaping from the VR Machine, Golem, Sapphire, YoshiMan, and Mr. Predict throw a party on a desert island which is really a Team Rocket base.
-Replaforce arrives to put an end to the sillyness, starting with the incineration of Weenie Boy.
-Sapphire attempts to join Team Rocket Omega.

-August - Arab Dude opens the Zone of Despair to suck up all of life, aided by the undercover Nintenfreak Sr.
-Golem meets his robot clone Rhyk, who helps him sabotage Arab Dude's plans.
-Sapphire, Yoshi64, and Sgt. Flutter battle Team Rocket Omega for possession of Saph's flying sub.
-Golem and Sapphire have a nightmare about waking up in the real world, in which Nintenfreak gives Golem the TASTS and the group confronts Team Rocket Omega, Replaforce, and S-Cargo.
-Golem learns how to use the TASTS; he, Saph, Flutter, Yoshi64, S-Cargo, and Replaforce use it to travel back in time to April 2000. Replaforce changes history by killing Arab Dude.

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Time-Split:

Good Future 2000: -Golem's group then travels forward in time to November(?) 2001, where they help the future versions of themselves retrieve Guiesseppie's missing pieces. -Golem's group then returns to April 2000 and undoes Replaforce's EVIL deeds. 2001: -Golem evolves into Super Mario Freak and is accepted at DigiPen School of Partying and Adventuring.

Bad Future, 2000: 2001: August - Ditto and Sapphire begin stealing artifacts to throw a big aprty and revive Golem. -Vorpal, Cat, YoshiMan and Masamune, unaware that Ditto and Saph are working for the greater god, attempt to hunt them down. -Cat suffers an early-life crisis after Rhyk secedes to Ditto and Saph's side. Time-Split within Time-Split: Neutral Future, 2001: August - Cat recovers from his crisis. Other details of this time period are unknown. 2002: Reserved for the Party Goers Files. 2008: March - Cat, Pieruru, Sam, and Chsity form the Cat Investgations Squad. -Cat Investigations defeats the revival of the True Blue cult with the help of Big Al. Big Bull and WaGolem are believed to have been killed. April - Reserved for Cat Investigations Volume II. Bad Future, 2000(continued): Cat committs suicide. -Ditto and Sapphire throw the party; both Golem and MagiKoopa are revived. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Time-Split: Ultimate Bad Future V2 2003: -January 24- Yami Yoshi's cheesecake is stolen by Lupus. -A gorilla in Lupus's slave camp is brutally injured by a rabid rubber duckie and is given cyborg parts, named "GORE-ILLA". GORE-ILLA then goes insane and escapes from Lupus's camp with no memory of his past. -Fusion refuses to assassinate Yami Yoshi and quits Team Rocket -Febuary 14- Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, Fusion, SwordMaster, and BSD battle Lupus's forces. -Lupus uses the help of the possessed OG Vets to revive the ancient gods Quirtzok, King Bob, and Lord Chaos, then uses their powers to become Cheese God. -Dark GORE is spawned -Lupus is killed by his master Exodia, but returns to life and kills Exodia himself. -The Western Hemisphere is destroyed, along with all of the former gorilla slaves excluding GORE-ILLA and 508. -Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, and Lupus are killed by a destroyed tower. Lupus returns to life with a plot hole, while GORE and Yami Yoshi find the Phantom Lake for Beezlebub, who returns the favor by reviving Yami and GORE. -Koopa I is killed by Shane. 2004-2009, Unspecified Dates: -The VGFers go into hiding from Lupus and plan on how to defeat him. -Beelzebub recruits King Bob in his first step to revive the MPVP. 2010: -March 7 - Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Fusion, SwordMaster, BSD, and Introbulus unite in BanLand as the VGF Six. They use the Holy Plot Device (Reverb) to destroy Lupus seemingly for good. -GORE-ILLA is teleported to the the year 2003 in the Good Future, where he builds a watch to travel safely between the two realms. -Koopas II-V are killed in various ways. Shadow Dragoshi is spawned and killed. The Robot Team appears. The OG Vets are killed in BanLand. 2013: -Febuary 9 - The VGF Six, Fred, Pharoah Yami Yoshi, and Stuman battle Sephnita and his Ruby Gods. -Dark GORE assembles Team Monkey. Lupus and Koopa I are somehow revived. Dark Jim is formed. -Febuary 17 - Lupus, LemonJello, and Kamek reek havoc in Tokyo until the VGF Six, Fred, and Pharoah stop them. Koopa gets Yami Yoshi's Yu-Gi-Oh deck. -The MPVP Council is complete after Beelzebub recruits Chaos and Quirtzok. -The VGF Six, Fred, and Pharoah battle Dark Jim, the MPVP's minions, and Evil himself. 2013-2015, Unspecified Dates: -GORE-ILLA searches for clues to his past with the help of PL-0TT. 2016: -October 17 - GORE-ILLA and PL-0TT assemble the VGF Six, Fred, Pharoah, and Ed to journey to Idej Volcano Mountain. -GORE discovers his "past" as a Jedi Knight. -Fred converts to Lupus's side and becomes partners with fellow new recruit GreatLuigi. -Lupus, Sephnity, Chaos, Mech-Dark GORE, Dark Jim, and Koopa unite together and form the Anti-VGF Six. -Mecha-Dark GORE is permanently killed, his essence absorbed by GORE and his mechanical parts used to repair PL. -GORE battles MON-KILL. Both become "Legendary Super Apes". -MON-KILL takes Dark GORE's place on Team Monkey. Time-Split within Time-Split MPVP Future 2017: -The OGers and Pharoah raid the MPVP Base on Planet Krad. -Rhyk awakens and helps the OGers with Golem's ghost -Akujin first appears to the OGers and kills Rhyk. New Gamehiker Future, 2017-2019: -GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, PL-0TT, Jim, and Yami Yoshi travel to Coruscant; however, all but GORE and PL eventually bail out. -SwordMaster leaves the OGers for advanced sword training Time-Split Within Time-Split: New VGF Future, 2017: December 24 - The OGers spoil EVIL Scientist Dude's attempt to destroy Christmas. -Reserved for VGF Member OG 5: Secret of the Ooze