Narrator: Golem and Rhyk are in a costume store.

Golem: I can't believe you're trick or treating. You're a robot!

Rhyk: Robot or not, I'm still ten.
Now, should I be Zapdos or Tenchi?

Flutter: I'll take Tenchi.

Rhyk: How did you do that?

Flutter: Do what?

Golem: Pop up like that.

Flutter: Oh that I had to do something on Halloween. There had to be a full moon, you have to go to mystery cave, make a circle of ashes, and chant these words: Eiki eki pandoo zowery!

Rhyk: Cool you can have the Tenchi Costum.

Flutter *takes the costume, pays for it, and leaves the store* Kids, they'll believe anything.

Dude appears infront of Golem and Ryhk.

Dude: Wassssssup?

Golem:Trick or treating.SO what what are you gonna be?

Dude:...Well actully im going to be Golem.

Rhyk and Golem:what the heck?!

Dude:the pokemon..

Rhyk:I knew that..


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At an ice cream shop across the street from the costume store...

MagiKoopa: With this device I won on eBay, I can bring any Pokémon I've captured on the Game Boy game to life! They'll be to scale, with experience and attacks intact.

Meowth: If you need that doohickey to bring Pokémon to life, then what am I doing here?

MagiKoopa: One of the many mysteries of the Ongoing Story Board.

Meowth: You mean, like how Sapphire stole your flying sub, and everyone uses your "Censor Man" character freely without giving you any credit?

MagiKoopa: exactly. and don't forget I'm indirectly responsible for the widely popular Ryoko-Sapphire.

Meowth: Wow. You never vent like this normally.

MagiKoopa: This peppermint ice cream is like a truth serum. I can't lie to its deliciousness! that, and Bomberman isn't here.

Meowth: Something about racing some Max guy to rescue some creatures and something about Future Star.

MagiKoopa: Well, we've probably bored the heck out of these readers just sitting here and talking. Time to show off the machine!

MagiKoopa plugs his Game Boy Color into the device (which looks like a cross between a laptop, a scanner, a printer, and a Transfer Pak) and activates it. A few minutes later...

*DING!*

the smoke clears from inside the shop.

MagiKoopa: BEHOLD! My Haunter is born!


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While Golem and Rhyk are looking at costumes, they bump into Oddball who seems to have appeared just like everyone else.

Golem: Hey Oddball! Whacta doin' here?

Oddball: nothing, I'm just here to make the story go on.

Golem: oh.....so your not here to look at costumes?

Oddball: nope, in fact, when my purpose here is said, the camera will pan away, and I just "magically" disappear.

Golem: oh...

Rhyk: so.... what is your purpose here?

Oddball: mostly just to tell U that their some guy across the street, in that ice cream shop, that has a machine that can bring Pokémon to life.

Rhyk: Why?

Oddball: don't look at me. My part is done here.

Rhyk: hmmm.... why would a person make a machine like that? I thought there was already a Meowth.

Golem: maybe that guy made it so that he can have more friends?

Rhyk: Should we look into this?

Golem: *shrugs*

*camera pans away and Oddball "magically" disappears from where he used to be*

Golem: I guess he wasn't kidding...

Rhyk: guess not....


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In the icecream shop.............

Digital Mario: Master why did u make this pokemon machine.........

master -nick of ndm:i don't know.....prehaps Ishould destroy it after coming back from trick-or-treating, digital I'm going stay on guard

Digital: Yesh master


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Golem: Well... as long as I don't hafta accompany you, I think I'll go to the SMBHQ Main Park. They say there's gonna be a new "Ball" dance.

Rhyk: No! I've learned that I must always have a chaparone when Trick-or-Treating.

Golem: Where did you get that?

Rhyk: Educational software.


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Magikoopa: Hey, I want another triple scoop of peppermint!

The icecream man turns around and it's . . .

Magikoopa: Vorpal!

Censorman comes and stands next to Vorpal

CM: So should I kick this idiot out?

Vorpal nods.

Magikoopa: Hey, wait! You can't! I'm your master! You're my creation! The created cannot disobey the creator!

Vorpal: Good, now that he's gone I can actually get some work done around here!


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MagiKoopa: rrrrgh... [begins shaking]

Meowth: Calm down, Koopa! Just because you were mistakenly hired as a hitman once--

MagiKoopa: I enjoyed it! almost as much as I enjoy getting back at smarta** characters that I CREATED!!!! [points wand at the ice cream shop]

Let's check in on Golem and co.

Golem: A chaparone? Couldn't that guy do it? [points to a guy]

That Guy: My middle name happens to be Chaperone!

Rhyk: Hey, that's not a bad idea. Do you have candy?

BLAM!!!

That Guy: I say, what the bloody heck was that?

Golem: Look!

Golem, Rhyk, and That Guy look out the window to see a smoldering crater across the street. in front of it are two charred bodies.

[to end the huge conflict with Vorpal, let's say he escaped.]

MagiKoopa: Look! It's us!!

Meowth and MagiKoopa stand pointing over each other's dead bodies.

Meowth: How can we be here... and there?

Haunter: Haunter Haunter! [points to MagiKoopa, Meowth, and itself]

Meowth: It says, "we're alike now!"

MagiKoopa: We must be...

Meowth and MagiKoopa stand in silence for a minute.

Meowth & MagiKoopa: ALL RIGHT!!! WE'RE DEAD!!

Haunter: Haunter! Haunt Haunter! [yes! time for some fun!]

MagiKoopa: Hey, look! my wand's powers work here in the afterworld. [turns Meowth into a Persian]

Persian: Hey! Stop that!

MagiKoopa: and in the real world! [turns Meowth to normal and turns a nearby mailbox into an ostrich]

Meowth: Make Haunter speak English!

MagiKoopa: Good idea! [zaps Haunter]

Haunter: Time for fun... times 2!


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Sapphire: Y'know... Halloween just isn't my thing.

Bomberman: Well, you don't need a costume...

Sapphire: [kicks Bomberman]

Bomberman: Just kidding!

Sapphire: What are you doing here anyway?

Bomberman: looking for Magikoopa. Somebody didn't tell me that I was supposed to be in this script...

Sapphire: How unfortunate. But you just gave me an idea. I'll don my Ryoko-Saph outfit.

Bomberman: Real original. [rolls eyes]

BM: You know, you COULD always go back to wanting to end stories...

Saph: No way!
...Even though it does sometimes sound tempting...


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Dude: can I come?

that guy:no.

Dude lease?

all:no

Dude retty please?

all:no

Dude retty please with sugar on top?

all:no

Dude retty please with sugar and candy on top?

all: no.

7 hours later

Dude retty please with sugar and candy and grapes an fruit and cake and brownies and fudge and frosting and pie and more cake and more sugar and candy and apple pie and candy bars and gum and toys and money and reesis and snickers and milky ways and triple layer cake an wedding cakes and twix and everything else you like no top!!

all:FINE JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Dude:yay thank you


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Magikoopa:what do ya say we go have some fun with them?

Meowth(or persian:agreed.

Haunter:agree.

Magicoopa:*grins evily* This is gonna be the worst halloween of their lifes!

Haunter:And the best of ours!

Meowth; mwhahahhahaha they are gonna have the time of thier lifes... If they even have a life at the end

MagiKoopa meowth and haunter:Mwhahahahhahahahahahaha

Haunter: Hey! I was in the Ghost-type racket loooong before they were. I want top billing!

MagiKoopa & Meowth: Okay, cool.

Haunter and co. teleport to the costume shop.

MagiKoopa: Look! It's Ryoko!

Meowth: No, stupid, it's Sapphire dressed like Ryoko.

Haunter: You can see the zipper in the back.

MagiKoopa: Huh. how 'bout that. I was played for a sap. [turns a cash register into a clone of Ayeka]

Ayeka clone: Rrrgh! What are YOU doing here?

Saph: wha?

Ayeka clone: I came here to the best costume shop in the country to pick up costumes for Lord Tenchi and me. I thought you were still at the house!

Saph: Oh, I get it. You must have mistaken me for Ryoko. See, this is just an outfit.

Haunter: Not anymore! [grabs zipper on back of outfit]

Saph: Hey, it won't unzip!

Ayeka clone: I've had it up to here with your foolishness! Come here, you!

The Ayeka clone begins chasing poor Sapphire through the entire store.

Haunter, MagiKoopa, & Meowth: [laughing]

Meowth: The best part is, they can't even see us!

Meowth: Man, bein' dead sure is fun! Why didn't we just die sooner?

Magikoopa: We didn't know it would be this much fun...!

Meowth: You're right! Actually, with the kinda lives we led, I always thought our afterlives would be more... fiery.

Magikoopa: Yeah, whatever happened to that?

Haunter: *breaking in* Oh, that'll come soon.

Magikoopa and Meowth: WHAT?!

Haunter: Oh yes. It'll just take a while for them to find out your dead.

Magikoopa and Meowth: *gulp* Them?!

Haunter: Of course! You didn't think this was it did you? You think ghosts just wander around enjoyin' themselves? Who do ya think ya'll are, Elvis?

MK: How long will that take?

Haunter: They should be getting to your paperwork right about... now.

*Suddenly, scary organ music begins to play*

Magi and Meowth:

Magi: QUICKGETBACKINTHEBODIES!!!

Narrator: The two rush towards their bodies to go in, but they are caught just before entering...

<Page 2>

[soundtrack from Phantom of the Opera in the distance]

In a poof of fire, MagiKoopa and Meowth appear in... well, let's just say they're waaayyy below the Earth's surface.

MagiKoopa: Y-YOU! I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!!

Sean Polinski: Yes, I, Sean Polinski, crappy editor of the Toonami versions of Tenchi Muyo!, am The Devil!

Meowth: So, it's because of you that we hafta buy the uncut versions on videotape for 20 bucks apeice!

Sean Polinski: Oh, it's much worse than that. That's for the dubbed versions! You have to pay 5 bucks more for the subtitled versions! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Meowth: You fiend!!!

MagiKoopa: What do you want from us?!

Sean Polinski: Your souls! Now hand them over! First, sign this super-evilness contest wavier.

MagiKoopa is about to sign the stack of papers, when Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on him.

MagiKoopa: OWCH!

Meowth: What Super-Evilness Contest?

Sean Polinski: [sighs] Section 2 of the Fairness in @#%$ act--

A tortured soul in a nearby lava pit shushes Sean.

Sean Polinski: Oh, be quiet, Censor Man. anyway, Section 2 of the Fairness in @#%$ Act states that if you can do something that could possibly be more evil than I, The Devil, then you're free to return to Earth, as your choice of ghost, living, or a hybrid able to change between the two.

Meowth: Why is that?

Sean Polinski: Your evil would be much more useful on Earth than down here!

MagiKoopa: [snaps fingers]

Two seconds later, in a brief cameo...

Lavos: Oh, boy! They're showing Tenchi Universe again. huh? [the show instantly changes into an episode of Tenchi in Tokyo]

Lavos checks his TV schedule only to find that Cartoon Network has permanently chosen Tenchi in Tokyo as its series (out of the three) to play indefinitely.

Lavos: There's nothing but Tenchi in Tokyo! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[return back to heck]

Sean Polinski: Wow! I, the Devil, never would've thought of that!

MagiKoopa: Now then, we wanna be permanent ghosts! But only for the rest of this story.

Meowth: Yeah! Once the story ends, we wanna be mortals again. People [mainly Ditto] will throw rotten fruits at us if we're able to change between living and non-living so easily.

Sean Polinski: Very well. HOWEVER! For being stupid enough to leave a hole in the plot big enough for Ditto McCloaker to fill with suspenseful goodness, you shall instantly be revived if even a single speck of the ashes of your bodies comes in contact with... peppermint ice cream!!

MagiKoopa: OH NOOOOO!!!!!!!

In another fiery flash, MagiKoopa and Meowth are teleported back onto the street next to Haunter.

Haunter: So, you met The Devil, did you?

MagiKoopa: Yeah! he's Sean Polinski!

Haunter: Editor of the Tenchi series? no way!

Meowth: Hey, what's that? There's a sign where our bodies used to be!

The trio heads over to the sign, advertising for the funeral of MagiKoopa and Meowth.

MagiKoopa: [reading sign]blah... blah... blah... oh no! Look! "MagiKoopa's will states that peppermint be brought as an offering so that he may remember his friends"!

Meowth: Here comes Golem and the others!

Haunter: We gotta do something to the sign!

Golem: Hey, check out this sign!

Rhyk: "Come to the new hot dog stand down the street."

Ayeka clone: Well, let's not just stand here! We should try a hot dog and see if they're worth recommending to Tenchi.

Sapphire: [sounds just like Ryoko] Okay, let's go!

Ayeka clone: Now, hold on! who invited you?

Saph: Huh? What happened to my voice?!

MagiKoopa, Meowth, and Haunter: [laughing]


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Golem and Rhyk walk to the hot dog stand while Saph and Ayeka continue arguing.

Golem and Rhyk run into YM and Mr. P.

Golem: Hi, YM!

Mr. P: I'm not Yoshiman, I'm dressed like him!

YM: And I'm not Mr. P, I'm dressed like him!

Golem: But if you're Mr. P, than why is Mr. P next to you?

Mr. P: No! I'M MR. P!

Rhyk: Cannot. . . compress into memory banks! Dain Bramage!

Golem: Now look what you did YM!

YM: I'M YM!!!!

Mr. P: <sigh>


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~Ding-dong~

Lady: Yes?

Vorpal: Hello, Ma'am! I'm running for President of the Unit . . .

Lady: Oo! How cute! Are you Superman? No, Spiderman!

Vorpal: Why'd they put Election Day so close to Halloween?

Lady: Earl! The neighbor's kid dressed up like Batman! Isn't it cute?

Vorpal: Lady, I'm not tricker-trea . . .

Lady: How sweet! Have some candy.

Vorpal: But, I, . . . hm, Reese's Cups? Could I have some more?


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Magikoopa: I have an idea!

Magikoopa makes YM and Mr. P's costumes real!

YM: Look, let me get the zipper. . . <can't find any zipper> huh? What happened?

Mr. P: I can't find my zipper, either!

Golem: Oh, I see, April fools.

YM: No! Really!


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Narrator: Meanwhile, downtown in a abandoned warehouse, Masamune and the The Musty Fears have gathered.

Greaper: Hehe, we'll realy get them this year!

Big Boo: Yep!

Dry Bones: So, when are we going to start?

Masamune: *puts cell phone down* After Ghost Shyguy, Gengar, Gastly, Poe (Zelda 64) and some others arrive.

Dry Bones: Oh...

Masamune: This year we shall knock the socks off the Party Goers!

Big Boo: This isn't a Party Goers Story!

Masamune: Doh!


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Scene-Setting Guy: Sitting in his mysterious lair, Ditto is, as usual, in his human form, watching the 'pathetic fools' running around on his computer screen. He strokes Guisseppie, as he ponders to himself...
Ditto: Hmmm... I sense the potential for torment of the innocent and senseless mayhem... and I want in. But how...?

*punches Guisseppie. A beetle comes out, and he transforms, then dissappears*

SSG: At the Funeral Parlor, people are beginning to arrive for the funeral of Magikoopa and Meowth. Ghost Magikoopa and Meowth are present also.

Magikoopa: Wow. What a turnout. I'm touched! *wipes a tear away from his glasses*

Meowth: Hey! It's Meowthar! And that female Meowth I tried to impress by learning to talk! And Jessie! And James! What swell friends!

Magikoopa: It's my mom and dad! I haven't seen them in ages!

Mamakoopa: An ice-cream incident. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Papakoopa: That boy never did have an ounce o' sense.

Mystikoopa (Magi's little brother): Can I have his Tenchi comics?

Papakoopa: Sure. And you can move into his room as soon as we get home.

Magikoopa's Ghost: No! He'll just color all over them!

Meowth: Hey, where's Saph?

Magikoopa: Hey, here comes Bomberman... Oh my GOD! He's eating...

Meowth: ...Peppermint Ice-Cream!

Bomberman: See ya, 'Koop. You were the best friend I ever had.

*As he leans over, his cone drizzles a bit. A droplet hits the floor, inches from the casket. Forutnately, he begins to walk away*

Magi: Whew. That was TOO close.

Meowth: But LOOK over at the refreshment table! EVERYONE'S GETTING SOME!

Magi: Oh, man, we're as good as alive!

Meowth: We gotta clear this room, but how?

SSG: Suddenly, as if in answer to the question, a card drops in Magi's hands. He reads it.

Meowth: What's it say?

Magi: "If you're a ghost in fear
Of fire or ice,
See the back of this card,
And say my name thrice."

Haunter: No! Don't say that name! You don't want HIS help!

Magi: Why not? *turns over the card and reads* "Dittojuice."

Mysterious Voice: *seeming to echo up from beneath the ground* That's it! Just say it twice more! *a beetle crawls by, and is suddenly grabbed by a hand from underground*

MagiKoopa: Huh. why not? Dittojuice, d---

Meowth uses Fury Swipes on MagiKoopa. Haunter follows with Night Shade.

MagiKoopa: EEYAGH!

Meowth: Didn't you see the movie "Beetlejuice"?!

Haunter: Yeah! what's-his-name tries to... wait, what happened?

Meowth: Something something... tried to take her as a bride... something. well, I forgot.

MagiKoopa: Oh, what the heck! They all won in the end, right?

Haunter & Meowth: ...

MagiKoopa: Dittojuice!

Haunter and Meowth cringe at what unspeakable Ditto-ness MagiKoopa's about to unleash into the world (well, almost the world. you know what I mean.).

Golem: BLECH! I hate peppermint ice cream, why'd I get some?

Narrator: Just then, everyone's ice cream turns into...
MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!

Dittojuice: Oops, wrong spell.

Narrator: Oh no, look what else is happening...
Bones are coming up from the graveyard and reassembling themselves!

Golem: Hey, YM, why is you cone still peppepermint?

Mr. P: I'M MR. P!

Golem: Suuuuurrrree you are.

Narrator: Just then, Sapphire runs in to join them.
Saph: ~pant, pant~ Sorry I'm late, but this Aeyka clone kept ch--

Golem: What is it, Saph?

Saph: LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!

CM: "Everyone at the funeral swiftly turns around to see a huge army of skeletons behind the altar nearing them."


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Voice: IIIIIt's SHOWTIME!

SSG: Suddenly, all the wallpaper in the Parlor turns into black-and-white stripes. Ditto looms slowly up from behind the caskets, as a skeleton dressed in a black-and-white striped tuxedo and tails.

Ditto: Wah-ahahahahaha! Please help yourselves to the Dinner and Dessert Bar. All catering is compliments of Ditto's Catering Service! Enjoy!

*suddenly, worms come crawling out of everyone's ice cream*

Golem: SHRIEK!!!

Saph: I'm gonna be sick...!

Ditto appears next to her, holding a bucket.

Ditto: Careful, lady! We don't wanna spill any of that 'special sauce!'

*Saph runs to the bathroom*

Narrator: Now, the skeletons begin falling over everyone Including me! Augh! *flies off*

YM: AAAUUUGH!

Mr. Predict: The skeletons will be no more
The skeletons will-

Ditto: Ha! Spookyman! Now, here's a guy after my own heart..!

*Mr. Predict's eyes go wide as Ditto possesses him. Conga music begins playing, and he sings, in Ditto's voice*

Mr. Predict: *begins hovering over the ground* Shake! Shake! Shake, senora, shake it all de time!

Yoshiman: *staring deadpan at the screen* This is some pretty scary stuff. Someone better call an exorcist.

Narrator: Bomberman is huddled by the caskets. Ditto appears beside him.

Ditto: *dressed as a mourner* Sniff! Gee, they look so peaceful, don't they? Like they could wake up at any moment, huh?

*Suddenly, Bomberman feels a cold hand and a cold paw on his shoulder. He turns in fear to see the zombified corpses sitting up*

Bomberman:

Magi's Ghost: Hey! Those are our bodies! You got rid of the ice cream, no GO!

Ditto: Oh, but I'm not done yet! Now, let's see, whom have I forgotten? *Sees Masamune trying to escape* Oh, yes. How silly of me. *smacks his forhead*

*Suddenly, a bunch of silverware on the table begin to move*

Ditto: *dressed as an infomercial guy* Try the Masamune! It slices, it dices! It has a magnetic personality!

*Suddenly, all the silverware flies up and flies at Masamune as he tries to open the door. When he opens his eyes, it has hit all around him, forming an outline*

Masa: Whew, that was close.

*As he reaches for the handle, one last knife hits his sleeve, pinning him to the wall*

Masamune: Oh, crap.

*Suddenly, the door flies open (hitting Masamune against the wall, knocking him unconcious)*

Vorpal: *Dressed in a white outfit, toting his sword like a laser* Who ya gonna call? Geistbusters!

Ditto: Uh-oh, here comes the riot squad.

Vorpal: I shall save everyone!

Ditto: But... you're my friend!

Vorpal: It's a political favor. Sorry.

Ditto: Very well, then. I'll just take my ball and go home then! But first...

*grabs Sapphire, who is coming out of the bathroom*

Ditto: ...Shall we?

Saph: EEEK!

*Grabs her and waltzes off through the air with her, out a window. The zombie Magi and Meowth lurch after them.*

Magi's Ghost: Hey! Those are OUR bodies!

Meowth's Ghost: Well, considering we woudn't ever need them again for the story, we could just go about our own business.

Magi: *kicking a pebble* But it's the Principle of the thing!

Haunter: I warned you guys.

Golem: We must go rescue Sapphire!

Yoshiman: Now there's an original plotline.

Vorpal: She's gotta be my First Lady!

Mr. Predict: *suddenly stops floating around* OOF!

Vorpal steps up to the podium.

Vorpal: Please everyone. Let's stop this bickering and remember why we're all here. We here to honor the dead.

Golem: But they're trying to kill us!

Vorpal: (toward the skeletons) Plaese sit down! I have some words to say.

Everyone sits down.

Magikoopa's Ghost: Hey! Vorpal has Peppermint Ice cream!

Vorpal: First we'll open up the floor to Bombeman, Magikoopa's long time friend.

Bomberman: Yes, Magikoopa was a low down rotten son of a b . . . mmph!

Vorpal: heh heh, anyway, Magikoopa loved ice cream, isn't that right Censorman?

Censorman: Yep!

Magikoopa's Ghost: Rrg! He's still using Censorman!

Vorpal: In fact, pepperment was his favorite. So I'm going to give him this last cone for him to have in the after life!

Magikoopa's Ghost: NO! . . .

Bomberman: Whoa..

YM: Mr P, are you okay?

Mr. P: [Doesn't answer]

Golem: Does anyone blame me for being totally confused right now?

Vorpal: ...

Magikoopa's Ghost: Look at them. What idiots!

Meowth: You know, this was all your fault to begin with-

Magikoopa: Shut up!

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CM: "Golem forms his hand into a loudspeaker shape and holds it up to his mouth as he shouts up to the window."

Golem: Hey DIIIIII-TOOOOOOO!!! YA FORGOT ME!

Narrator: ~flies back~ Ummmmm... I have no idea why I just did that.
Anyhow, Ditto reappears next to Golem with a red tail and two red pointy ears with a red pitch-fork.

Ditto: Ever seen what it looks down there?
SNAP!

RRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMBLLLE...
CRAACCCCCCCK!

CM: "The ground of the church splits in half as fire shoots up from below!"

Golem: AAAAAAHHH!!!

Narrator: Golem starts to fall, but Vorpal flies by and catches him! He puts him on safe ground and looks for Ditto.

Vorpal: Where is he... and where's Saph?

Saph: ~from behind him~ Right here!

Vorpal: ~turns around~ Oh-ho-ho, there you are.

Saph: Yep! Let's go!

Vorpal: ~blink blink~ Huh?

Saph: Let's go! You know, stop Ditto and his army of skeletons!

Golem: Are you okay...?

YM: I'm coming!

Golem: What about YM?

YM: I'M YOSHIMAN!

Golem: Then why are you Mr. P?

YM: I'M NOT ALREADY!

Saph: That's okay! We'll get Ditto!


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Yoshiman: Oh, great. all this sidetracking from the plot, and now we've lost Sapphire!

Golem: Oh, geez.

Meowth: I was watching which way we went! over there! [points]

Being a ghost and all, Meowth's help is in vain, as nobody alive can hear him.

MagiKoopa: We're ghosts. Remember?

Haunter: Speaking of which---

The trio huddles up to discuss a plan. They split up: MagiKoopa turns a nearby rock into a boombox, Meowth turns it on a familiar CD, and Haunter posesses Vorpal.

Vorpal: I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, and all those other Slim Shadys are just imitating! so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

all: O_o

MagiKoopa: Yeah, this is spiffy and all, but, shouldn't we be chasing after our bodies, in case that DittoJuice fellow is on his way to the ice cream shop?

Haunter: pshaw. why would be at an ice cream shop? and beside, he's got Sapphire in tow, remember?

MagiKoopa: Great! Now we can wreck the sub she stole once and for all!

Meowth: Too bad we don't know where it is.

MagiKoopa: crap!

Haunter: Looks like we'll have to lead the others to her, so they can rescue her.

MagiKoopa: Then, we can posess her and make her smash the sub herself!

Meowth and Haunter: ... that's brilliant! wish we thought of that.

MagiKoopa: [turns boombox off and hoists it into the air] c'mon, we'll have to get them to follow us.

Mr. P: Look! That boombox is moving!

Golem: After it!

*Oddball mario falls through the roof*

Golem: Hey! how'd youget here?

Oddball Mario: That's not the point right now.

Golem: then what is?

Oddball Mario: Just shut up OK? I'm tried of just standing off to your stories. Now I wanna be in it. GOT THAT!

Golem: Fine by me.

All: Yeah yeah, it's cool.... NOW AFTER THAT BOOMBOX!!!

Vorpal: Yeah I'm the real Slim Shady.....

Oddball: Man, for once, you guys actually came up with a origanal storyline!

all:

*everyone chases the boombox...... and Vorpal to a barbar shop*

*PWD and Kirby watch as the others run after a "magical" boom box*

Kirby- Uh, Parasol?

PWD- What?

Kirby- Isn't this the part where we do something REALLY wacky to make the story funny?

PWD- No, not yet. Let's just watch them.

Kirby- What do you wanna do, then?

PWD- Hmm,...how about [dramatic chord] PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM TOSS!!!!!!![dramatic chord dies away]

Kirby- Nah, we did that LAST year.

PWD- Cherry bombing?

Kirby- Nah.

PWD- Um,...machine gun shooting?

Kirby- Oh, COME ON! That was LAME!!!!!!!

PWD- How about...FIRE!!!!!!

Kirby- We did that, already.

PWD- Aw, man! You sucked the fun outta that one... How about...[dramatic chord] EXPLOSIVES!!!!!![dramatic chord dies away]

Kirby- COOOOOOOOOOL!

PWD & Kirby- We're cute little angels!...!!!! Heh, heh, heh!

*They run off to buy a lot of explosives.*

Boombox: That... was WEIRD.

Rhyk: Hey wait! That sounded like Magi!

Boombox: Uhhhh...
BOOMBOX!!!

Narrator: Meanwhile, in Ditto's laboratory...

Guiesseppe: Okay, are you a good guy or a bad guy? ...I'm confused, you were just a good guy...

Ditto: Don't ask me for answers I don't know!

Saph: Mmmph! Mmph mphhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Ditto: By the way, howcome they didn't figure out my devious plot?

Narrator, CM, and Guiesseppe: What devious plot?

Ditto: You know, replacing the real Sapphire with a Sapphire?

CM: Oh, that's easy to explain. Golem was writing at the moment, and they all thought he was just over exagerating Saph.

Narrator: Yeah... no one can really understand what that kid means sometimes.

Ditto: Well... at least I've got the real one tied up here.


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Dude: Fools! they think they can just forget me in this story?! I will be forced to go EVIL!*flys in the air and starts powering up some sort of move*

Dude:SPIRIT BOMB!!!!

Everyone: AAAAAAHHH!!!

Dude: Noo... what have I done?
I'm killing my friends!
...
AWWWWW, WHO CARES?!?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mr.P: Everyone duck and cover!

It takes the strength of all three ghosts to posess Dude, but they manage to pull it off.

Dude: [Meowth's voice] what in the world am I doin'? Why, we've got enough casualties as is! [cancels the Spirit Bomb]

Golem: Hey, when did your voice get so high and annoying??

Dude uses the Fury Swipes (don't ask how...) on Golem.

Dude: I happen to like this voice! It's a, uh... [looks around at nothing for advice (well, nothing visible to the naked eye...)] a tribute to Meowth, my... favorite Pokémon that I know. ow! knew.

Yoshiman: What hit you?

Dude: Nothing. Muscle spasm.

all: [sweatdrop]

Haunter: At this rate, it'll take forever to get your bodies back!

MagiKoopa: unless we take the verbal shortcut. [grins]

MagiKoopa dons the outfit of Ash Ketchum. The theme song to the Pokémon games can be heard in the background.

MagiKoopa: Look! There's a Ditto named DittoJuice! I'm gonna catch it!

[music stops, crickets chirping]

MagiKoopa: (sounds like Ash) DittoJuice! I'm gonna catch ya!

[music resumes for a bit, then stops]

Dude: (to MagiKoopa)Give it up, already.

Mr. P: Never! We've gotta find Sapphire!

Haunter: Oh, crap. Looks like we'll have to find them the old fashioned way.

down in the semi-underworld...

DittoJuice: Was someone talking to me? [hangs up the phone]

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All 3 ghosts fly out of dude BUT changing his mind a little (heh heh heh).

Dude: What...was I thinking?...

Golem: Thats what Iasked..


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SSG: Once again, in Ditto's lab, we rejoin the shape-changing wild-card, still in the form of a skeleton in a striped tux.

Ditto: Hahaha! Now that I subliminally forced Golem to write that fake post, it should throw those fools off the trail until I finish setting up my plan!

Sapphire: Ditto... You're not the Ditto I knew! Why are you doing all this?

Ditto: Quiet, you! You have no IDEA what's going on here! Now, be a good bait and shut up. All I need now, is to get my hands on that Halloween Haunter, and through him, his temporally-challenged chums.

SSG: Huh?

Ditto: His dead friends, you verbally deficient purveyor of perfidy!

SSG: Uh, sorr-E.

Meanwhile...

Golem: *hiding behind a telephone pole* Hey! Dude! It's okay! We love you!

Dude: *puts away his guns* You... you do?

Golem: Sure! Now, c'mon! We have to save Halloween!

Dude: Awww... I love you guys. *comes down and hugs them*

Vorpal: Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

YM: Look! He's heading into that creepy old factory!

Golem: Dude, will you do the honors?

Dude: Sure. *turns to the group* AFTER HIM!

Oddball Mario: I call it next!

Bomberman: Sure, fine.


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PWD- Hey, Kirby!

Kirby- What?

PWD- Did you buy the mini-explosives that make a big, "KA-BOOOOOOM"?

Kirby- They HAVE those out NOW?! Coool! I bought the HUGE kind that make a BIG "KA-BLAMY"!

PWD- Okay, just hide them in your pockets.

Kirby- I have pockets?

PWD- Your shoes, your shoes!

Kirby- Ah. Gotcha.

Kirby hides most of the explosives in his shoes. He turns to PWD.

Kirby- And where will you hide yours?

PWD- My parasol, silly!

PWD opens the top of the parasol and stuffs the explosives in a cannon-like thing. Kirby frowns.

Kirby- Awwwwww,...CRUD!!!

PWD- You could just stuff them all in your mouth and spit the explosives out at people.

Kirby- They'd explode in my mouth.

PWD- They ARE bombs, right?

Kirby- Of course!

PWD- Good. Leeeeeeeeeet's...BOMB THE BAD GUYS!!!!

Kirby- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

They run off, throwing bombs at human children that try to egg them.




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~In the Magical Land of Writers, yet again~

Vorpal: How come I always sing stupid songs? I thought I was a serious character?

Ditto: Not since episode eleven in Party Goers in which you had a lollipop and sung "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson.

Vorpal: But, you're the one who made me do those things!

Saph: Come on guys! You're making Vorpal just post these stupid Writers Land things because he doesn't know where the stories goin'!

Ditto: Yeah, but this time it was Magikoopa's fault! *punches Magi in the arm*

Magi: Was not! *punches him back*

Ditto: Too!

Saph: Boys, boys, knock it off. Ditto, you apologize to Magi.

Ditto: I'm sorry

Magi: It's alright.

Saph: And Magi, you apologize to Vorpal for making him sing "Slim Shady!"

Magikoopa: I'm sorry, Vorpal. You don't have to sing it anymore.

Vorpal: Alright.

Ditto: Let's never quibble again...

*They all three hug each other*

Golem: Okaaaayyy..

Ditto, Vorpal, and Magi: *blink, blink*

*they quickly let each other go*

Vorpal: *Suddenly, macho* So, what did ya'll think of that game on Sunday?

Magi: *scratches his chest* Oh, yeah, great game.

Ditto: *scratches and spits*

...And now... back to the OG.

(Recap, Courtesy of Ditto McCloaker-- Ditto, acting very unusual, has waltzed off with Sapphire and the bodies of Magi and Meowth. Ghost Magi and Meowth have possessed Vorpal to lead everyone to Ditto, and Magi is talking through a Boombox. Everyone is now trying to save their friends and salvage their Halloween Trick or Treating. Ditto has a plan up his sleeve. He wants the Haunter for a purpose, and, to accomplish this end, has kidnapped things to get everyone to come.)

Meowth: Drat. we've been exorcised!

MagiKoopa: Well, then, we just posess someone else.

Haunter: Lemme in, too. I can take everyone to the portal to the semi-underworld.

So, the three ghosts decide to simultaneously posess... Golem.

Golem: [sounds come out of his mouth as though his brain were channel-surfing between 4 voices]

all: whoa!

Golem: [Haunter's voice] Oh, oh! I know the way to the semi-underworld! [begins running]

Golem: [MagiKoopa's voice] Can we stop for some peppermint ice cream on the way over?

Golem: [Meowth, Haunter, and own voices] NO!

Yoshiman: He's talking to himself again!

Mr. P: No, wait... this time, it sounds like there are different voices.

Golem: [Haunter's voice] Coincidentally, however, that's where we're headed. The portal always moves to the location someone pursuing him would least want to go. Obviously, since the two of you will come back to life should your ashes and/or undead, souless bodies come in contact with peppermint ice cream--

Golem: [own voice] okay, okay! we get the point!

After fighting their way past several salesmen, Golem, Vorpal, and co. make it to a Baskin' Robbins shop.

Golem: [Haunter's voice] My guess is, it's somewhere in the back, where the reserve ice cream is stored.

Dude: But, how do we get there?

Golem: [MagiKoopa's voice] You leave that to us.-- ow! me.

Golem feels a burden being lifted off him, and he returns to normal.

Golem: That was weird!

Vorpal: I wonder if something's up inside the ice cream shop...

The front door opens.

Ice Cream Shop dude: [Meowth's voice] come on in and take a tour of the back of the store!

Oddball Mario: Well..... I guess there's no harm in trusting this odd voiced person. His voice does remind me of someone tough......

Ice Cream Person: :laugh2 It.....uh......must be your imagination. Now come, enjoy the store. And make sure you keep an eye ou for Peppermint Ice Cream!

*everybody goes in*

Oddball Mario: WAIT!

Vorpal: what is it? Something important?

OM: I'll say....... were running out of Chewy Chips Ahoy!

All: *fall over anime style* WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WIT...... CHEWY CHIPS AHOY!!!! GIMME THOSE!!!

Golem: Hm, All vanilla here. Why are we looking for peppermint? And there's chocolate, and sherbet... where are the really wacky flavors?!

Mr P: Over here.

Golem: Thanks YM.

Mr P: I'm Mr. Predict you fool!

Magikoopa: [back in ghostly form] The reserves should be back here somewhere. [looks around] Oh drat, I should possess someone to be heard.

Ice Cream Person: [Meowth's voice still] Ut oh, looks like we're in trouble guys.

Dude: Eh?

YM: [Magikoopa's voice] What do ya mean, trouble?!

ICP: Well, there are all sorts of flavors here, but... no pepperment ice cream! Not even a drop!

YM: WHAT?!

OM: Mmmm... chewy chips ahoy... GAH! [Get's possessed by Haunter] This is very bad news, my friends. We must find the ice cream, as it is the only way to return you to your bodies.

Golem: Whoa. Mega-freaky.

Dude: What does all of this mean?

Vorpal: I have a feeling Ditto...er, Dittojuice is behind it.

YM: (Still Magi) You aint just whistlin' dixie.

Vorpal: Our souls are in danger! (Gets possessed by Haunter) Obviously he got here first... which must indicate there is a different location. Follow me everyone!

Nobody moves.

Vorpal: I SAID, follow me!

Begrudingly they do so.


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PWD and Kirby watch as the others follow Vorpal.

Kirby- Uh, Parasol?

PWD- No.

Kirby- Why not?

PWD- I don't wanna go to the semi-underworld.

Kirby-...

PWD- I guess we COULD follow them...

Kirby- AND we could toss explosives down the semi-underworld!!!!!

PWD- NOW you're catching on! Too bad Rocky didn't come...

Rocky- I DID come!

Kirby- Come on, we're gonna toss explosives down the semi-underworld!

Rocky- I missed part of the fun? Oh, well! Let's go bomb the semi-underworld!!!

All three- YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

They run after the others. Kirby wonders if they'll actually get away with bombing the semi-underworld. PWD wonders if the bombs will work. Rocky wonders if they'll actually bomb the semi-underworld.

PWD- Pluto better not kill us all.

Kirby&Rocky- Who?

PWD- THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!!!!!!!

Kirby&Rocky- Oh, from the Oddessy!!!!

PWD- Be quiet and have FUN!


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Narrator: Masamune (somehow) realizes he is in Ditto's hideout

Masamune: Gwah! I must do something and make my big shot to fame! ... by becoming the bad guy that kills his master and wants to destroy the world!

Ditto: This is a halloween story...

Masamune: DOH! *puts on a Excalibur Costume* Trick or Treat?

Ditto: Bah! *presses a button and Masamune slides into the sewers*

Masamune: Oh crap... and poop... and pee... and sewage... and CROCODILE! *starts running*


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Inside Vorpal's head-

Vorpal: Huh? I can't control my movements.

Haunter: This is for the best.

Vorpal: Hmm, I feel like icecream, maybe peppermint!

Haunter: Keep, your mind on the work at hand!

Vorpal: You can, but I want icecream!

Back outside~

Vorpal: Icecream (turns one way) No! (turns the other way) Icecream! No! . . .

Golem: Uhh, Vorp? Not to be hasty, but could you make up your mind? There's a bunch of ghosts and stuff and we want to get this over with!

Vorpal: Icecream! Fine have icecream! Don't listen to me! (Haunter leaves Vorpal)

Everyone heads to semi-underworld.

Vorpal: Heh, heh fools.

OM: What was that?

Vorpal: uhh. . . nothin'!

OM: oh, okay. (leaves)

Vorpal: heh, heh

OM: uh . . .

Vorpal: Just leave already! (Vorpal vanishes in flames)

~hours later~

Golem: Okay we're here.

Far behind--

Kirby: ready guys?

Parasol & Rocky: Yeah!

Kirby, Parasol and Rocky throw thier explosives.

Fire zooms up from the ground.

Familiar Voice: Stop! Intruders!

Everyone: Erp!

FV: You have passed into the domain of the semi-underworld! Prepare for semi-damnation!

Golem:

Vorpal walks out before them but with a pitchspork (heh heh get it?)

Vorpal: You have walked onto the lands of Pluto! Lord of the semi-underworld!


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CM: "In the Magical Land of Writers..."

Saph: Hey, what'd you bring us here for?

Golem: I was just wondering...
You guys are all better writers than me, but for some reason I'm considered the main character. Did you ever get that?

Vorpal: ~blink blink~ Ummmmm... yeah.


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Narrator: Magi and Meowth leaves the bodies to find more sensible people to possess.

Vorpal: Some of you may remember the Mysterious Sillouette! HERE HE IS!!!

YM: So THAT'S who you are!

Magi and Meowth:


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Kirby- What? No big, "KA-BLAMY"?

PWD- No big, "KA-BOOM"?

Rocky- No accident?

All- WHAT A RIP-OFF!!!!!!!!

PWD- Hey, let's throw some more down! And this time, let's throw Bonkers down the semi-underworld!!!!

Kirby&Rocky- COOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PWD runs off, leaving Kirby and Rocky staring down the semi-underworld. Finally, PWD comes back, struggling to carry Bonkers without getting crushed under the idiot's weight.

PWD- Uhhhhhhh...*pant*...*pant*...Oooooof!

PWD chucks Bonkers down the firey pits of the semi-under world. Bonkers is so stupid, he doesn't scream.

All three-

Golem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dude: It's...it's...

All: IT'S BONKERS!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kirby, Rocky&PWD- *Sweatdrop*...

They even hear a god screaming.

PWD, Kirby&Rocky-

Bonkers- Duh,...where am you? Duh,...where is I? Where are me? Duh,...duh,...duh?

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

<Page 5>

Pluto: I will send you to semidamnation for being udderly annoying!

Pluto darns Bonkers for 15 minutes.

YM: Well, then, I have no reecognition of anyting that happened whatsoever. What's going on?

Mr. P: I think that we are here in a futile attempt to get Ditto destroyed. . . again.

YM: So what's the big Master of the semiunderworld doing here?

Pluto: Uh. . . I don't know. PWD thought I lived here. So I do. (sporks YM)

Dude: So, uhh, waddayagonnado?

Pluto: Uh. . . I don't know.

OM: Yeah, big and mighty king-o-semi-underworld don't know anything about no-

Pluto darns OM for 15 minutes.

Golem: So, we fight?

Out of the nearby sewer comes. . . Masamune!

Masa: AAAAAAHHHH!!! Alligator!

Pluto: I hate alligators! (runs)

Masa: My mistake. Big hunka wood. I think.

All: Eww!

Golem: !!! Mysterious Sillouette!
MYSTERIOUS SILLOUETTE!!!
The really dangerous guy!!!

Magi: Lemme possess 'im...
Heheh!

MS(Magi): I will now perform the Hokey Pokey!

Masamune: Wait! It IS a crocodile! It's Kloak and Dagger, Ghost Kremlings!

Golem: Ack!

MS(Magi): Then you turn yourself around, thats what its all about...

MagiKoopa: Be right back. [zips off]

Diddy Kong comes up to the scene, defeats Kloak and Dagger, and walks off, zombie-like.

Diddy Kong: I was happy to do it. [walks into a river]


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Ditto: Who sent all these people down here?? let's see... [sends bonkers to @#%$, sends MY "Mysterious Silhouette"(C)(tm)(R) character to New Jersey, and sends Oddball Mario back up to the surface, for fear of the story being further halted]

Sapphire: Now what fiendish plans do you have... planned?

Ditto: Why, take a look in that mirror over there.

Sapphire looks at a nearby mirror to--

Sapphire: Wait! That's no mirror! It's an empty frame!

Sapphire 2: Or is it?

Ditto: Remember how you choked on that cotton swab you found in your ice cream cone?

Sapphire: Yeah?

Ditto: Well, I used the saliva off it to clone you! Now, I'm off to wash my hands.

Sapphire 2: My mission is to lead Golem and his friends to their fate, then kidnap MagiKoopa's Haunter to use in Ditto's master plan.

back on the surface...

Yoshiman: 31 flavors, my rear! I'm gonna sue for false advertising!

Golem: Maybe later.

As the gang passes a blank sign [fresh from the sign factory!], an arrow is carved in it.

Mr. P: Look!

Vorpal: Suppose we should go that way?

Dude: Why not?

So, everybody heads to Rocketsville. a guard stops them at the gate to the downtown area.

James: Hold it right there. Are you guys residents? Let's see your Rocketsville Citizenship passports.

all: uh...

out of nowhere, two passports appear and float into James' hands.

James: So, where are.. [reads passes] MagiKoopa and Meowth?

Golem: Oh! You see, they were killed in...

James freezes in place for a minute.

James: Alright, you can enter on these guest passes.

James hands out guest passes to everyone.

Oddball Mario: This is getting weirder and weirder!

Dude: It's as if they were actually here.

Golem: Waitaminute! it all makes sense now! the floating boombox, the people acting strange, the sign pointing here! now I understand!

Yoshiman: Well, don't keep us in the dark!

Golem: The smog content in the air must be unusually high this month!

all: [fall over]

Mr. P: Excuse me! Sir! Which way to Baskin Robbins?

James: go two blocks down the street and turn left. it's on the right side.

Yoshiman: Great! Let's go!

Sapphire 2: MagiKoopa! can you hear me?

MagiKoopa: eh???

Meowth: What is it?

Sapphire 2: It's me! Sapphire! Not to fear, I've beat Ditto up and I'm safe. Just come down here and get me!

Haunter: Doesn't sound like something Sapphire would say...

MagiKoopa: How come we have to get you?

Sapphire 2: because I can't jump all the way out of the semi-underworld!

MagiKoopa: Makes sense.

something weird's goin' down. our heroes are on their way to a portal to Ditto's place, but is Sapphire 2 luring them into a trap with their defenses down?? bum bum bum...
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oh, and one more thing.

Censor Man: Those hatchets, chainsaws, staplers, and sharpened umbrellas better not do what I think they're about to do...

[SPEAR!]
(staple) (staple) (staple)
(HACK!)
[whhrrrrrrr... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!]

[plop!]
guess that's the end of Censor Man for now.


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Masamune: *is now 'magically' in his laboratory with Censorman*

C.S. Man was a normal Magikoopa creation... until Magikoopa hurt him!

But we can rebuild him!

*scene with Masamune using a large hammer on C.S. Man's head*

Make him Faster!

*C.S. Man starts running in circles, attempting to catch his coat tail*

Stronger!

*C.S. Man finally gets the canopener to open a can of Spam*

Smarter!

*C.S. Man manages to solve a simple addition problem*

He is Censor Man, He is.... The Six Million Dollars and twenty two cents man!

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Magikoopa and Meowth have now made it to where Saphire 2 is....

Saphire 2: Ok! Now let's go to the abandoned conspicuous building on forgotten Street!

Magi: Hmm... strange place to stop...

Meowth: Psst! Maybe we'll get a reward!

*Magi nods excitedly, and he and Meowth spirit her up, but she runs into the underworld ceiling, and falls the hundreds of feet into Lava*

Magi: You see where Saph went?

Meowth: Nosiree

Magi: Oh well... Let's go possess Masamune!


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Vorpal: Wait who am I?

Golem: You're the real Slim Shady!

Vorpal: (slaps Golem) SHUT UP! I thought I was Pluto, Lord of the Semi-underworld!

OBM: Oh, Jeez! Could we just go on with the story.

Sgt. Flutter flies in.

Flutter: Didn't you realize I was in the story?

All: . . . no.

Flutter: Ack! Well, I'm here now.

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