SSG: Ditto comes out of the bathroom with toilet paper on his shoe. He looks aghast at what the heroes are doing on his screen.

Ditto: Oooh! Look, my dear! My party guests have arrived! Is my tux on right? *adjusts his outfit over his skeletal frame*
Now...

---Above...---
Golem: Okay, we're in Baskin' Robbins. Now, where's Ditto?

*High-pitched laughter comes from a dark hallway*

Vorpal: He's that way! Let's go!

SSG: They all begin to run down the hall towards the laughter. Down the hall, Ditto kicks over a gigantic drum of chocolate syrup. As the heroes approach, they all slide on it and fall into a trapdoor, into the store's secret underground storage room...

Everyone: OOOF!

YM: Hey! Where are we?

*Dittojuice comes floating down through the ceiling, cackling evilly*

Ditto: Tsk tsk. What an unfortunate accident. There's nothing more treacherous than a slippery floor. I shouldn't have been so careless... Come down here, too, Magi and Meowth. Can't leave you out.

Magi: How does he know we're here?

Meowth: He's lookin' right at us! He can see us!

Ditto: That's right. Now, can you guess what this is? *turns a knob on something behind a big curtain. A thick green substance oozes out*

Magikoopa: Oh... my... God... It's... Peppermint Ice Cream!

Ditto: *yanks back the curtain to reveal a HUGE ice Cream truck, with a spray gun mounted on the top* That's right, kids! 12,000 gallons of creamy Bossy's best! Aimed right at your bodies, which are tied up over there! Now, make that Haunter of yours separate those kid's spirits from their bodies, or else!

Magi: But... Then they'll go to...

Ditto: DO IT! Or I'll revive you and then blast YOU back there!

Magi: *sigh* This is the worst thing I've ever done... Haunter, do your stuff...

*He does. Soon, the PGers are looking down at their own bodies. Then, they look over to see Magikoopa and Meowth*

Golem: We're... DEAD?!

Magi: I'm sorry to say... yes.

Meowth: Why are you doing all this, Ditto? I don't get it!

Ditto: Of coure not, you lack vision. You see, with all of you gone, I'll be free to get all the Halloween candy! I'll go to every house 100 times, each time as one of you, and rack up all the goodies! And with TRO's Haunter, I'll be able to play the BEST tricks off all time, like I've done to you! I'll be the ALL-TIME KING OF HALLOWEEN!

Magi: Okay, but one question. How come you knew about us?

Ditto: *voice returns to normal* ...Because! He's a ghost too!

Meowth: ???

Ditto: I was hiding in a graveyard, waiting to jump out and scare you, when I was possessed by a vengeful spirit! *voice suddenly becomes evil again* That's right! After you left, I ALSO made a pact with Sean Polinsky/Satan, I know all about your deal! And, since I'm dead too, I can see you all!

Golem: But, who are you?

Ditto: Enough! Now, to set my plans into motion...

*Suddenly, Parasol Waddle Dee and Kirby appear*

PWD: What can we blow up?
Kirby-How about that evil guy over there?
PWD: Okay! CHERRY BOMB ATTACKKK!

*They bombard Ditto with explosives. When the smoke clears, he is lying motionless on the floor.*

Magi: Wow! You got him...?

Meowth: Oh no! Look!

SSG: Suddenly, Ditto's skeletal form dissolves into a pinkish substance. Then, it comes together, and forms a pinkish blob with an evil face...

Golem: Holy smokes! He's... a Ditto?!

Ditto: ...Surprised?

Vorpal: Not really. That "King of Trick or Treat" idea could only have been cooked up by a Ditto. *leaps back into his body and runs towards Ditto with his flame sword drawn*

Ditto: ...Not just any Ditto... *Suddenly, morphs into an exact replica of Vorpal, who also draws his sword. They fight, until Vorpal, the more experienced warrior knocks his opponent's weapon outta his hand*

Vorpal: Now, to finish this!

Ditto: *good Ditto's voice* No! Vorpal don't! I'm your friend!

Vorpal: Wha? *lowers his weapon*

Ditto: *evil voice again* Ha! SUCKER! *using his own superhuman strenghth, punches Vorpal across the room*

WHAAAAMM!

Vorpal: *dazed* Oh, look! Stars! Must conquer them! *falls unconcious*

Ditto: Now, to show you what a REAL Ditto can do! *looks at a TV screen, showing an image of the Grim Reaper. Ditto's outline shimmers. Without punching Guisseppie, he changes into the Grim Reaper*

Ditto: You may be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you all dance with the Reaper! Hahaha! *whips out a frightening scythe, and begins whirling it around, floating towards the fallen Vorpal...*

Magi: No! I won't let this happen! *flies into the Ice Cream truck and points the cannon at Ditto*

Meowth: Open wide! See you in heck, evil Pokemon spirit! *pushes the ON button*

Ditto: *turning around* AAAAAAAHHHHH!

SSG: Ditto is blasted across the room and covered in a frozen mountain of Ben & Jerry's. Ditto's evil voice echoes from within, but soon, it fades away, as it is cast back into the Netherworld. Everyone gathers around the big pile...

Saph: Is he...?

YM: ...In there?

SSG: Nothing moves. Suddenly, Guisseppie flies up and floats over to the pile of ice cream. Suddenly, a gloved hand thrusts itself from the pile and, with it's last ounce of strength, punches him, then falls limp. A red rose pops out and lands in the hand. Suddenly, the pile begins to tremble. With a flurry of ice cream, a figure in white arabic dress with a white cape bursts forth, and perches itself on a nearby chair, arms folded impressively.

Ditto: Like the cherry off a banana split, I am... The Moonlight McCloaker!

Everyone: Yay! He's aliiiive!

Magi and Meowth:

Golem: Great! Now, let's get back in our bodies before it's too late! Then we'll have a Halloween Party!

Golem: First!
Let's see if this has anything to do with our past problems:

Going to Las Vegas
Enjoying a VR machine
Going to a tropical island
Taking a trip to Egypt
Using a pen I recieved in a dream from a weird guy to go back in time and do cool stuff
Checking out a new universe
Golem: ...Nope! Okay, I just wanted to get that across.

Saph: Wait! There is ONE thing that could go wrong that has in a past experience...

Ditto: *smacks himself in the forehead* Of course! Where are my manners! *unties Saph* You're free! Now, what happens next?

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Saph: As I was saying, remember when we went to Las Vegas? Those three stooges followed us around the whole time!

Golem: Yeah...

MagiKoopa: [grins evilly] don't think you're off the hook yet! hey! listen to me!

Meowth: We're still dead, stupid.

MagiKoopa: I knew that. [puts Meowth's and own bodies in a cryogenic freezer set for the end of the story] Now, then...

MagiKoopa quickly posesses Sapphire, then utilizes her vocal chords to speak in her voice.

Sapphire: (ahem) I have some unfinished business to attend to. I left something on MagiK--- uh, my flying sub. I'll be back in a few minutes. It's parked by the Football/Baseball/Outdoor Pokémon stadium.

Golem: Can we follow you, too?

Sapphire: NO!! um... of course not. why bother? I'll be back in a minute, I can take a bus over.

Ditto: Can't we at least keep an eye out for more ghosts?

Sapphire's voice begins cracking as it finally wears down and MagiKoopa's is revealed.

Sapphire: [Koopa's voice] WHAT PART OF 'NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!! [uses Thunderbolt]

all: aaaack!!!

Golem: Wait a minute! Saph doesn't know how to use Thunderbolt! She must be

Sapphire runs away before Golem finishes his sentence. Naturally, they pursue her.

Meowth: MagiKoopa, you dolt! Sapphire isn't a Pokémon!

Haunter: Since when do you know how to use Thunderbolt? You're no Pokémon yourself!

MagiKoopa: Who cares?

Oddball Mario: After her and/or him!


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Narrator: Meanwhile Masamune has been eaten by a Crocodile...

Masamune: I never thought it would end this way Dacty... Trapped in the belly of a gator...

Aerodactyl (Dacty): Daaaaaaact!


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Saphire/ Magikoopa suddenly runs into the sewers hoping to shake off the PG's, but is eaten by the crocodile...

Masamune: Pinoo o o o ... Your not the wooden brat!

Dacty: Aaaaeerrrroooo!

Magi: Hurry Meowth! Posess the moron!

Meowth: Sorry Magi, ghosts cant possess ghosts.

Magi: .... Masamune you fool!

Meowth: Oh oh! *posseses Masamune*

Haunter: *possesses the giant crocodile and makes it swallow Golem and co.*

Ditto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <gasp> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <wham>

Golem: [shouting up to everyone] I seem to have fallen into the intestines.

Yoshiman: It smells down there!

Golem: Wanna join me?

Vorpal: Well, at least we know it's a real alligator. from there, there's only one way out... [shudders]

Sapphire: [MagiKoopa's voice] yeah! blast a hole clear through the gator!

Sapphire blasts an energy beam through an internal wall in the gator.

Gator: oooogh!

Censor Man: Hey, now, just because this is a Halloween story, doesn't mea--GAACK!

Sapphire promptly shoots a narrow beam through Censor Man's neck, killing him (again) on contact. everybody escapes from the huge gator, returns to the surface of Rocketsville, and visits the public bath in the Mini-Japan district.

(Note: don't worry; in case ya didn't know, everyone goes to the public shower to get clean before hopping in the public bath.)

Golem: Ahh. this is relaxing.

Sapphire: Yeah... kinda redundant though, don't you think? I mean, we washed in the public showers, so what's the point of the bath?

MagiKoopa: [appears faintly] don't question the Japanese.

all:

Sgt. Flutter: That's almost as shocking as the fact that Sapphire's here, despite the fact that there are separate guys' and girls' baths!

Sapphire's already gone before anyone can look at her with their eyeballs popping out.

Oddball Mario: Stop that thing with your eyes! [one of Mr. Predict's eyes is stolen for a minute, then returned.]

Mr. P: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

MagiKoopa: [laughing]

Meowth and MagiKoopa's Haunter appear, too; they're faint like Koopa.

Meowth: Ah, what a day.

Haunter: What are you sighing about? We can't feel the water or anything.

Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on Haunter.... they have no effect, with Haunter being a Ghost and all.

MagiKoopa: Y'know, we never get a chance to relax like this during the other stories.

Yoshiman: I'll say.

MagiKoopa: My body would be nice about now...

Everyone seems to stop breathing as they look at MagiKoopa to finish his sentence.

MagiKoopa: ...ah, well. ya can't have it all.

Golem, Ditto, Sgt. Flutter, etc: D'oh! [sink into the water]

MagiKoopa: Wonder what Saph's thinking about.

Haunter: Why do you care? [egging Koopa on]

MagiKoopa: That's not what I meant! y'know, another female in the gang would be kinda neat.

Haunter: Why don't we invite Chibi Team Rocket to join us?

All: Chibi who??

MagiKoopa: She doesn't exist yet, stupid.

Haunter: Oh, yeah. [sweatdrop]

Ditto: This is getting boring!

MagiKoopa: Right. [snaps fingers]

Koopa, Meowth, and Haunter return to their invisible/inaudible state. Koopa snaps his fingers again, and everybody appears--

Censor Man: Fully clothed, mind you.

Everybody appears back in downtown Rocketsville, next to Sapphire's sub.


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Dude:I wonder where everybody is...


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Meanwhile, Masamune and Dacty finally crawl out of the huge hole in the Croc all bloody and nasty...

Masamune: Just when I was considering being a good guy they leave me behind and go shower...

Dacty: Daaaaaacct! *eyes flash red*

Masamune: Worry ye not! For we shall get out revenge! ... right after we shower...

Dacty: Aeeerro?


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Ditto: Hey! Everyone! Ya know what tomorrow is?

Yoshiman: ...Hmmm... My yearly shower?

Ditto: Nooo... Friday the 13th! (Note: During time story was being wrote)

Saph: Ooh! How creepy! What shall we do?

Ditto: Let's throw a Halloween Party, in celebration!

Golem: A party? What an intriguing idea...

Ditto: We'll have a Halloween Costume Party, and we'll dance and have oh so much fun!

Vorpal: But, how? Some of us don't have any costumes.

Ditto: Hmmm... Alright, just this once I'm gonna let anyone punch Guisseppie, and take any form they want.

Golem: Whoa! The ultimate Halloween costume opportunity!

Ditto: Hmmm... Who should I be? Lesee... Tuxedo Mario's been taken, so... Oooh! I know!

*punches Guisseppie. A large-brimmed floppy red hat with a white feather pops out. Ditto picks it up, suddenly has a long, narrow aquiline face, with long silver hair. A red cloak is draped over his shoulders, and wears a wide-brimmed, floppy red hat, with a white feather*

Ditto: ...The Red Wizard, from Final Fantasy! I always liked his style... Who's next?

Masamune: *walks in* ALRIGHT REVE--- Ooh a Patented Change-O-Matic!

Ditto: Guisseppie...

Masamune: Whatever! I always wanted one of these! *punches it and changes into Sephiroth* Nono, Nintendo! *punches again and turns into Magus* That's better!

Dactyl: *scrounges in a trunk, and comes up dressed in a suit* Aeerrooo!!

Masamune: Oooh! Agent Dactyl 007

Suddenly, a Dry Bones (from SMB3 and SMW) walks up... dressed in a blue cloak and wizard's hat!

Golem: EGAD! Koopa! Your body! It's... it's...

Dry Bones(?): Worn to the bone? Yeah, something like that.

Fortunately, MagiKoopa's real body was still cryogenicaly frozen. Behind Koopa, a Thwomp hops in; Bowser follows.

Thwomp: Meowth! This posession thing is fun!

Yoshiman: Wow! Check out that Bowser costume!

Dude: So realistic.

Bowser: [Haunter's voice] Whatever you do, don't exorcise me from this guy.

Thwomp: Yeah, it took the three of us to hold 'im down!

Golem: ~checks his watch~
It's 12:01!
Boy, today was a big day! Look at the clear sky...
THE MOON OUT...

Saph: ...ON FRIDAY..

Ditto: ...THE 13th...

Mr.P.: ...OF OCTOBER!!!!!

YM: Hmmmm, there must be some plot value in this.

Sapphire: Anyway, you guys are really freaking me out.. I think I'll just go along now..

Ditto: Aren't you going to get a costume?

Sapphire: *walks off*

Golem: Looks like somebody's in a bad mood.

Mr P: So what's the next brillant idea?

Ditto: Chugging contest!

YM: Only Mr. Predict is legal.

Everyone: Hmmmmm...

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Vorpal *standing in the shadows*: Hmm, It's Friday the 13th. I remeber this day well.

Ditto: Hey, Vorp! What about you?

Vorpal: Haven't you noticed I'm in a costume already?

YM: But, it's the same one you've been wearing for . . . ever!

Vorpal: Fine, *Vorpal punches Guss, Ges, Gusapi, whatever*

Magikoopa: Very interesting.

Vorpal: So how do you like it?

Ditto: Looks about the same. We need to get you a fashion consultant.

Vorpal: Okay, how about this?

Mr. Predict: It's still the same!!!!

Vorpal: Why won't it work on me?

Ditto: Hey, you're not Vorpal!!!

Narrator: Vorpal removes his mask and reveals himself as . . . Pluto, Lord of the Semi-Underworld!

Meowth: D'oh! I thought we got rid of him!!

Pluto: When Vorpal went unconcious while fighting Dittojuice, I acted as if I were him.

Golem: So where is he?

Pluto: He's in the semi-underworld.

Ditto: You killed him?

Pluto: No you fool! He was there when he went unconcious!!!!!

Ditto: Oh, makes since.

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Elsewhere

Narrator: Saph is in the Semi-Underworld

Saph: I think I dropped something down here. *sees Vorpal* Vorpal!!! I thought you were up in Rocketsville with Magikoopa and the others.

Vorpal: Ughh, Where's the Vorpal sword?!?!?!

Saph: I... dunno...
LOOK OVER THERE!!!

Narrator: The two watch in awe as a minion of the Underworld grabs the sword, and gains unlimited power.

Minion: I, #$&@, SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!

Narrator: And, he flies up into the real world...

Ditto: AAAccckk! Is this Halloween Party a go or not?

Everyone: ...

Ditto: MAN. Doesn't anyone around here wanna party?

*goes and sulks in a corner*

Ditto: Women. One day they wanna dance wit'cha, the next day they'll go to the Semi-Underworld just to get away from 'ya. I guess it was the Tuxedo Mask outfit.

*Suddenly, a huge crack appears in the floor. It opens up and out emerges... uh...

*&%!: Call me "Muerto!" It means the opposite of "Geno!"

Ditto: Sure, fine. Wreck the whole thing.

Muerto: ??? ...But, I'm evil!

Ditto: Who cares? I try to do some'in nice, and noone notices. Blow the whole thing sky high.

Muerto: You're... *blinks* not even gonna try to thwart me?

Ditto: That's right.

Muerto: Not even a little thwart? *measures with his thumb and forefinger*

Ditto: Nope.

Muerto: Just like that. I can just blast everyone here into subatomic particles.

Ditto: Knock yourself out.

Muerto: I could reduce everyone to subatomic particles... but instead, I'm gonna have a party that's way cooler!

Dry Bones: Look! Muerto's having a party!

Dude: Quick! Everybody, get down!

Everybody gets down.... and funky, that is. an entire dance-club party begins, complete with DJ and disco ball.

Ditto: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[smack]

Ditto: AAAAHH!!!

Dry Bones: Ditto! Wake up and enjoy the party you started, man!

Thwomp: Yeah! This is the best party ever!

Golem: We should have more of these in the Party Goers! series.

[needle scratches record, everyone stares at Golem]

Golem: Nah, not really.

all: [laughing]

Dry Bones: That wasn't funny.

Golem: What plotpoints will there be if EVERYONE (including the bad guy that's supposed to be chasing us around town) is partying? "I got a stain on my shirt"?

Everyone: ...
Just shut up.

DB: Don't you dare make us run out one by one like we did in the IHOP!

Meowth: We were the ones that started the chain.

DB: Well... UMMMM... :lookout:

Vorpal: Let's get out of here!

Sapphire: Good idea. I feel bad for leaving now, it was just getting a little weird up there. *shrug* And then I ended up down here.

Vorpal: Uh, how do we get back up?

Sapphire: Don't we take the route that that weird guy just took?

Vorpal: I guess... but how?

Saph: Use this!

Narrator: Saph takes out an Escape Rope.

Saph: You never know when cheap Pokémon items may come in handy!

They fly up. . . up. . . to the nearest pokémon center 600 miles away.

Vorpal: D'oh!

Nurse Joy: Do you need anything?

Saph: Yeah... do you--

Vorpal: ~whispering to Saph~ NO! Don't get directions!

Vorpal: It's so HUMILIATING!

Narrator: Once more, Masamune and his recently introduced Dactyl find that once more they have been abandoned...

Masamune: Ok! I'm mad! Time for some gatecrashing!

Dactyl: *nods* Aeeerrooo!

Masamune: Yes... we'll gatecrash on their party and ruin it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

A familiar skeleton steps into the Center with his Haunter. Nurse Joy turns pale.

Dry Bones: Hey! I taught my Haunter how to Thunderbolt a few days ago, but now it won't do it!

Joy: ....

Dry Bones: Oh, right. the skeleton thing.

MagiKoopa leaves the Dry Bones; it falls to a heap on the ground. Koopa makes himself visible and audible.

Vorpal: How come you're just now doing this?

MagiKoopa: Anyway, what's wrong with my Haunter?

Joy: It's Thunderbolt move must've been disabled during a battle. Don't worry, we'll have it back to normal in no time.

Brock just happens to walk by. Koopa posesses him.

Brock: [Koopa's voice] Wow! You're the prettiest nurse yet!

Koopa hastily exorcises himself from Brock and posesses Nurse Joy.

Joy: Why, thank you! [kisses Brock]

Brock: ... [turns red and faints]

MagiKoopa exorcises himself from Joy.

MagiKoopa: yecch! bleah! ptu!

Joy: I don't know what came over me! Anyway, your Haunter will be good as new in no time.

Nurse Joy heals Koopa's Haunter. Koopa, along with his Haunter, each grab Sapphire and Vorpal and float to Indianapolis, where everyone's waiting.

Golem: Odd... I don't remember how we got here.

Vorpal: Hey! You don't have to carry me, I've got a Scyther. Stryke! Go!

Stryke: Scyther!

Saph: You named your Scyther after yourself.

Vorpal: Actually, I named myself after my Scyther.

Saph: Huh?

Vorpal: Never mind.

Narrator: The four . . .

Stryke: SCYTH!

Narrator: Err. . . five arrive in Indianapolis.

Vorpal: What are we doing in Indianapolis?

Golem: What's worse, I don't even know where we were when this story started.


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Masamune and Dactyl have now landed on the roof of some random Indianapolis building...

Masamune: Ooh! Now I can get revenge on Vorpal for no apparent reason! With this Metal Coat... I will evolve his Scyther into a Scicor! Thus making it a Steel/ Bug Pokemon and not a Flying type! *cackles menacingly*

Dactyl: SQQQUAAAWWKKK!!!

Masamune: Squawk?

Dactyl: Aaeerrroooo!!

Masamune: Better!


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Vorpal: Hmm... Stryke, let's climb up this building...

Saph: ... why?

Vorpal: ... something is calling me...

Golem: *sighs* I told you not to eat those burritos before we started this topic!

Vorpal: *frowns* Sorry... Well let's go!

Scyther rams its scythes into the building and climbs, with Vorpal on its back. The others stay below...

Masamune: Boo!

Vorpal: Boo? Was that meant to be scary?

Masamune: Nope, it was a distraction while my Goonie Birds tie up your Scyther and put a metal coat on it!

Vorpal: Metal coat?

Masmaune: Yes! *grabs a Pokeball, which now contains Scyther and begins to roll it through the Poke-Trader*

Vorpal: Noooooooo!!!

Narrator: ??? What!? You want me to make something up and save his Scyther? Good grief!

Vorpal: Vorpal, Go!

Saph: (from street below) You called that one after yourself?

Vorpal: Uh, yeah.

Masamune: Heh, heh . . .

Vorpal PKMN: Mewtwo!

Masamune: D'oh! Dactyl, Get out there!

Dactyl: Aero!

Vorpal: Vorpal, use Blizzard!

Vorpal P: Mew!

Narrator: What's this? Oh! major damage!

Masamune: Eep!

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Masamune: Dang! No fair... Oh well... Good thing I have my safety! Go Umbreon!
...
Umbreon!

Narrator: Nothing Happens...

Masamune: Grar! Fine! Go 'Cheeky' *mutters*

Umbreon (Cheeky) emerges from ball.

Vorpal: *snickers* Cheeky!?

Vorpal PKMN: *snickers*

Cheeky: Ummm....

Masamune: ... *scratches head* I dont know any of it's attacks....

Vorpal: Wha!? You dont know its attacks!?

Masamune: Nope, never checked it... Oh well... Bite is a Dark Move! BITE!

*Umbreon walks over to Mewtwo, jumps on its head, and bites it, until Mewtwo faints*

Narrator: *sarcastic* Wow! What a thrilling battle!

Haunter begins to...short-circut??

Meowth: What in the world?

MagiKoopa: I think it's trying to use Thunderbolt! Haunter, go--- OOMPH!

Haunter smacks MagiKoopa away. Its eyes glow a dark red as it grows to the size of one of Indy's own tall buildings!

Haunter: Fool! Be careful what you win on eBay!

The instruction manual of the whatever-the-heck-it-was-called from page one conveniently drifts down into MagiKoopa's hands.

MagiKoopa: Caution: This is an experimental device for use uploading and downloading the digital Pokémon known as Porygon. Other Pokémon used with this device may cause the machine or themselves to malfunction.

Meowth: I think Haunter counts as a malfunction!

Haunter rips a tall office building and encloses it in smoke.

Golem: Look! The building's changing into something else.

The office becomes a replica of Pokémon Tower! Haunter carries the building into a dark, which becomes dark upon contact. The rest of the sky turns pitch black, as well. Only the street lights and the lights inside the nearby office buildings light the way.

Sapphire: I guess they didn't call this story the Halloween Haunter for nothing.

MagiKoopa: Halloween Haunter? I thought this was The Cool Story About People Eating Lots of Fast Food! oh no!

Just then, the cloud concealing the airborne Pokémon Tower begins thundering. Dozens of Ghost Pokémon begin to pour from the cloud!

Vorpal: Bring it on! My Pokémon can take these guys on anytime!

Vorpal, Vorpal, and his other Pokémon ward off the hordes of Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, but they tire quickly.

Mr. P: Let's get out of here before we end up like Koopa!

Yoshiman: Hey, did anyone else notice that Pokémon Center where the Hardee's used to be?

Everyone darts into the nearby center.

Sapphire: So now what?

Masamune: I suggest we kill ourselves so we can kill Koopa.

Vorpal: No way! We'll have to buy lots of healing items, but we can beat that huge Haunter.

MagiKoopa: Hey, I've got Pokémon that were already in this world. [checks belt under cloak] How 'bout that? It looks like these guys joined me when I bit the dust back at that ice cream shop! go, Birdo!

A ghostly Farfetch'd appears.

Birdo: Farfetch'd! [does tricks with the onion sprig]

Sapphire: Look! The Ghost Pokémon are trying to get in!

The army of Ghosts pound against the door, which slowly gives way.

Nurse Joy: I can have your Pokémon healed quickly. Now, hurry!

Everyone hands over their Pokémon. During the recovery process, everyone buys supplies at the Pokémart (conveniently located inside the center).

ERRRRRT!!!

Golem: Aren't we dishonoring MM's memory by having a pokémon battle?

Everyone: Who's MM?

Golem: Nevermind...
My pokémon are in tip top condition, go everyone!

Narrator: All of Golem's pokémon come out, which are:
LuigiII: Golem
MEW: Mew
Power Girl: Starmie
MarioII: Pidgeot
Luigi Girl: Gengar
MarioMMM: Dragonite
LOOK! Just then, Rhyk crashes through the center's glass sunroof!

Rhyk: Don't forget about ME again, okay?!
Go,
RHYHORN,
HITMONCHAN,
RATICATE,
PIDGEOT,
JYNX,
and
JOLTEON!

Vorpal: How are our pokémon doing?

Joy: Almost done!

Gastly: NIGHT SHADE!!!

Everyone: AAAAHHH!!!

Narrator: A blinding dark light comes streaming at the crew.

Golem: POWER GIRL, PSYCHIC!

Rhyk: JYNX, TEAM PSYCHIC!

Masamune pops open a full restore on Aerodactyl...

Masamune: Alright! Go my Stupendous Dragon Team!

Aerodactyl, Charizard, Dragonite, Gyrados, Kangaskan and Lapras!

*reaches in backpack and releases Umbreon, Kingdra, Kabutops, Mew, Mewtwo, and his trusty Raticate as well*

Vorpal: I saw that! 12 Pokemon is CHEATING!

Masamune: Oh alright! *releases a Gengar and Beedrill too*

Vorpal: *grumbles*

Meawhile, the large army of Pokemon fight endlessly with the other Ghost Pokemon. But suddenly lose when a large anvil falls on Pokemon Tower and demolishes it.

Narrator: ACK! Look at ME!! I'm a ghost Narrator!

Masamune: I.... am... a Ghost Armor! COOL!

Abraham Lincoln: Hey.... I'm not a Gengar anymore!

Gearge Washington: Yeah! And I'm not a Haunter Anymore!

Ben Franklin: And I'm not a Gastly! We're alive!

Vorpal: Drat! They must have stole our lifeforces with that anvil! Now we're all ghosts!

Magikoopa: Darn... I'm alive...

Ditto: WAIT! This is riduculous! Let's start right after Vorpal Grumbles!

Vorpal: *now alive and on the not-so demolished Pokemon Tower* *grumbles*

Golem: Oh no! Our pokémon are dead to, thus converting into Gastlies!

YM: Send in the clowns!
GO!

Ben...!
_UVULA_
Dodahustle
Gitnjiggy
SilverDuck
Morenmore
cunmbonem
Hastala
Vista!
Larry
Moe
Curly
Goron
Zora
Indigo!
Lalala
Boxem
Roxem
Incredible
Powerful
Unstopable
Invunrable
Marc
Dux
Klatz
Marro
Gallant
Donn
Recoil

Golem: Oh, my, goodness lookat alla'em!

Magi: Hey look! Someone who's not dead.

An office diretcly underneath Pokémon Tower rises up so that the entrance of the latter can be reached via the roof of the former.

Golem: What??

Step off the top of the building and you can get to Pokémon Tower.

Golem: Oh, okay.

The gang enters the building and slowly makes their way up the stairs, battling Koopa Troopas, Buzzy Beetles, and the works. A few ours later, they make it up to the roof.

Sapphire: Geez, it was like Clash Tower from Mario Clash in there!

Dude: hence the name. [points to a Clash Tower billboard nearby]

Mr. Predict: Yikes! Look what happened to the city since we went in there!

Many nearby buildings in Indianapolis are smashed. Fire trucks are arriving by the second to put out the blazes, but they can't keep up with the giant Haunter's awesome destruction rate.

Meowth: Koopa, you're stupid.

MagiKoopa: Okay, that's the last time I buy anything on eBay.

Meowth: That's what you said three video games and 7 Sailor Moon posters ago!

The entrance to Pokémon Tower still lies a leap away from the edge of the office building's roof.

Golem: Wow. That's a pretty far jump.

Mr. Predict: [Koopa's voice] well, we could carry a couple of you over. the rest of you will have to jump.

Dude: Good thinking, Mr. P.

Mr. Predict: It was MagiKoopa, not me. and don't call me that!

OM:*who is standing right behind everyone* hmmmm.... I GOT AN IDEA!!!

*Everyone gets scared and jumps up, and crahes on the other side*

all: OOF! *get up and look across at Oddball*

OM: What?

Dude: we forgot U were still with us...

OM: oh.... well ..uh... at least U made it to the other side..... Now can someone please help me? Anyone?

YM: Pleasepleaseplease can I kill him???

Golem: Well, no.

YM: Aw, come on.

OM: Hey! I heard that!

Masamune: Case you didnt notice, the ghosts are all gone and were back in the real world

Everyone Else: WHAT!?!?

Masamune: Not only that, but the real, real, semi-real world, where if we want to we can go seek out our writers who sit on Computer chairs all day making all this up.

Golem: I think you lost me after on the semi-real part...

Golem: Now, how do we get our bodies back from the dead presidents?

Magi: I've got it!

Everyone: WHATWHATWHAT?

Magi: You see, we...

Dude: O.O; What happened?

Masa: I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT...

Narrator: A great, red hand steadily comes out and picks them all up like Tic Tacs strewn about a table.

Meowth: He's takin' us down ta stay!

Narrator: Just then, everyone but Meowth floats upwards...

Meowth: It sucks to be a bad guy. --0

Golem: ((._.)) I-I'm not ready YET!!!

God: I'm saving you before I destroy the Earth. It's getting to destructive.

Saph: No! Nuh-nuh-NO!

Narrator: Everyone struggles back to their bodies.

<Page 8>

Narrator: There is a wash of white light, and everyone gets a sensation of floating. Soon they are able to see again, but it isn't because the light has gone away. Their vision is now 'transcended.' Before them they see a pair of large, white gates, and a man in a white robe sitting out front typing on a laptop. There is a HUGE line leading up to his desk.

Golem: Whoa! Where are we?

Ditto: I unno, but it's purdy.

Rhyk: Looks like... Heaven!

Golem: Wait, you're a robot. How come your here?

Rhyk: I guess I got soul.

Vorpal: A line?! I hate lines! I wanna be up there right NOW!

Narrator: Suddenly, a trapdoor opens beneath the guy currently at the head of the line, and he falls in, screaming. Fire and sulfur erupt upwards for a moment before the trapdoor closes.

Guy at Gate: NEXT.

Vorpal: *shoves Golem in line in front of him*

Magikoopa: *to Meowth* Hey, we're up HERE! How'd that happen?

Meowth: I don't know, but keep your big beak shut and maybe no one will find out!

Guy At Desk: Hmmm... you're a young one... Name?

Golem: Golem.

Guy: Hmmm... *punches into his computer* I don't see any Golem here... Wait... Lemme try 'Greg.' *punches it in* Ah yes! Here's your file. 13?! Man, you sure didn't take very long... *looks at Golem suspiciously* What you die of?

Golem: ...D-die?

Guy: Killed. Iced. Deep Sixed. Shuffled you off this mortal coil. Wacked.

Magi: *shuffling up to the guy at the desk, whispering* Drinkin' and driving. Tried to stop him, but... y'know... teenagers.

Meowth: *whispering* What are you doing?!

Magi: I'm a "Devil's Advocate!"

Masamune: I've got the blues... I've got the blues, I got the I'mdeadandnoonehasnoticedquiteyet blues...

Golem: N-no! I died... ummm... trying to save the world.

Magi: Me too!!!!

Meowth: You're the one who created the problem!!!

Magi: SHUT UP!


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*Back on earth...*

Kirby- Oh, great...
PWD- What?
Kirby- Everyone is dead but us.
PWD- That's a real pain, isn't it?
Kirby- Who asked you?...This is scary.
Rocky- Hey! I'm alive, too!!!!
Kirby- Good.
Rocky- Oh, yeah. Did I mention that ALL the Nintendo characters are dead, except us, Yoshi, Ness, Mario, and Fox McCloud?
Kirby- WHAT?! You mean...No Samus?
Rocky- No.
Kirby- Captain Falcon?
Rocky- No.
Kirby- Jigglypuff?
Rocky- Not a chance.
Kirby- Pikachu?
Rocky- As if!
Kirby- Luigi?
Rocky- Who?
Kirby- Oh, yeah...he never existed. Um,...Link?
Rocky- Long gone.
Kirby- Donkey Kong?
Rocky- Nope.
Kirby- I guess we're the only ones left...
Rocky- Oh, Ash survived, too.
Kirby- What?! No way! Now he's gonna think I'm some rare POKeMON!!!!!
Ash- Wow! Rare POKeMON!!!

Dexter- Kirby: cute puffball POKeMON
This POKeMON is the strongest out of the known and common 251 POKeMON. It has a modified digestive system, as well. It doesn't have an element type, so nothing effects it. Few POKeMON masters have seen this POKeMON in the night sky.

Ash- Cool! Misty would've liked this POKeMON because it's so cute. Let's see...where did I put that POKeCHOW? Oh! Two more rare POKeMON!

Dexter- Parasol Waddle Dee: cute waddle POKeMON
Data unknown.

Rocky: cute rock POKeMON
This POKeMON was never seen by any masters, but has been believed to be a myth. However, this POKeMON only comes out to help an unconscious human being.

Ash- Another unknown POKeMON? I gotta catch 'em! Ultraballs, go!
Kirby- .....!!!
PWD- (O_o)
Rocky- (-_-)

The ultraballs capture PWD, Kirby, and Rocky. Soon, Ash sees Bomberman, another surviver.

Ash- Wow! I wonder what POKeMON that one is?

Dexter- Bomberman: bombing POKeMON
Data Unavailable

Ash- I gotta catch THIS one! Masterball, GO!!!
Bomberman- ???

The Masterball catches Bomberman. Yoshi, Ness, Fox, and Mario appear. Ash thinks that they're POKeMON, too.

Ash- I gotta catch that dinosaur one!

Dexster- Yoshi: cute dino POKeMON
Data Unknown

Mario: lardo plumber POKeMON
Data Unknown

Ness: psychic child POKeMON
Data Unknown

Fox: fox POKeMON
Data Unknown

Ash- I don't want the plumber. Masterballs, GO!!!
Fox- ???
Mario- Momma mia!
Ness- PK Fire!!!
Ash- Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! It burned my Masterball!
Yoshi- Yoshi! Super Happy Song!!! [sings]

The Masterball explodes. Fox is the only captured "POKeMON".

Ash- Drat...
Dude spirit: What the heck?! They're not POKeMON!!!
Ash- I gotta weaken the other POKeMON...
Dude spirit: THEY'RE NOT POKeMON!!!

Inside the Ultraball...

Kirby- This is a living...
Censor Man: Shhhhhhh!
Kirby- I was going to say, "This is a living nightmare!!!"
Censor Man: Oh, sorry.

Kirby- Man, how will I ever get outta this one?
PWD- Well, it could be worse...
Rocky- Struggle out of the Ultraballs!
Kirby- And how the heck do we do that?
Rocky- Err,...give me a minute.
PWD- [pop] I'm out!
Ash- Shoot! I almost had it, too!!!
PWD- I'm not a POKeMON.
Ash- Wow, a talking, rare, cute POKeMON!
PWD- Shut up, will you?

Parasol Waddle Dee opens the Ultraballs and the Masterball.

Ash- Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! They're all loose!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Kirby- Shut up, loser.
Bomberman- Can somebody help me out of here?
Yoshi- Yoshi?
Mario- We are-a not POKeMON.
Fox- Do I look like a POKeMON to you?
Ness- I can't be a POKeMON because I'm a human child, like you...wait, I have psychic powers and you don't.
OBM: Hey!! I'm here, too!


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BONK

Cat: Owwwwww...

Rhyk: It's November 3rd. You fell out the car and hit your head. I had to install a medi-program for you... Are you okay?

Cat: Yeah... I think.

Oddball Mario walks by, and sees the bodies.

OM: Ohmygod! I hafta save them!

*shuffles his feet over the carpet and goes over to Golem*

Oddball Mario: Clear! *shocks Golem*

~Golem's body jerks~

Back At the Pearly Gates...

St. Peter: Well, Golem, looks like you're goin' straight to--

~Suddenly, Golem is sucked back to Earth.~

St. Peter: Huh. Okay, who's next?

~One by one, each person gets revived and sucked back to Earth.~

--Back on Earth--

Oddball Mario: Well, I've managed to revive everyone except for Magikoopa... Looks like we're too late for him...

*everyone bows their head mournfully over the peaceful body of Magikoopa*

Sapphire: *steps forward, hat in hand* Magi... I'll miss you...

~Suddenly, Parasol Waddle Dee walks up, carrying a rapidly melting cone of... Peppermint Ice Cream!~

PWD: Yo, dudes, what's up? *comes over to Koop's body*

--Back at the Pearly Gates...--

St. Peter: Man, bad day. Well, that just leaves you, Magi. According to these records, you go to...

Magi: :crosses fingers:

St. Peter: ...Heaven!

Meowth: How'd that happen?

Magi: Must be a computer error in our favor! That's a one-in-a-million thing! But the important thing is... we're home free!

St. Peter: All right, Kamek Jr. Through those gates is eternal peace and bliss. Enjoy.

*The gates open, and Magikoopa sees a bunch of angels that look like Ryoko*

Magikoopa: SHYES!!! *sprouts wings and begins to fly to them* Here I come, my dear...!

*He gets closer...*

Angel: Magi... come towards the light...

*He gets ever closer, the light gets brighter*

*He's almost there...*

--Down on Earth--

PWD: Ooops. Stupid drippy cone...

--In Heaven--

*Magi purses his lips and reaches out when suddenly...*

Magi's Wings: Poof!

Magi: Poof?!?

Narrator: Poof.

Magi: Aw, crap.

*Suddenly, Magi feels himself sucked back through the Gates, and back to Earth*

Magi: *sitting up with a jerk* Ryoko! *looks around*

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*pounds the ground and bawls*

Meowth: *waking up beside him* WHoa! Hey! How'd we get back here?

Magikoopa: Oh, well... We're alive again, curse it. Well, c'mon Meowth. Let's go Trick Or Treating!

Golem: Sorry guys. Halloween was over long ago.

Magikoopa: :worry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

*Halloween music picks up. The scene focuses on Magikoopa and Meowth bawling before going totally dark.*

*The ghostly sound of a laughing Ditto is heard in the background just before the credits begin to roll*

THE END(?)

*The credits finish rolling. The screen is dark for a few seconds, then we see one more scene.*

Golem: Hey, where DID Ditto go anyhoo?

SSG: We see a huge, dark, underground cavern. There is a huge river spanning it. A tiny ferryboat is making it's way across. The boat is being piloted by what appears to be the Grim Reaper, using his scythe to steer. Ditto sits on a lawn chair on the foredeck, eating pomegranites. He pops down his sunglasses and takes a look at his scenery. He begins to get a little worried.

Ditto: Hey, mac, what did you call this river again?

Charon: *in an unearthly voice* ...Styx.

Ditto: What did you say? We're in the Sticks? Well, it doesn't look like that bad a neighborhood. Oh, well, I'm no snob. Just drop me off at that hotel over there, and I'll phone for a ride.

*points at a dark, ominous looking palace on the far shore. A huge, three headed dog looks at him fearsomely*

Ditto: Whoa. Nice doggy.

*Ditto hops off, and the screen pans out one last time as Ditto makes his way to the palace.*

Ditto: *in distance* Hey, excuse me, can I use your phone?

Pluto Lord of the Semi-Underworld: Sure... USE IT ALL YOU LIKE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ditto: Gee, what a nice guy.

*the screen goes dark for the last time...*

~Now that the story is over, the authors still there...~

PWD- Roman Mythology is cool. And next time, DON'T MAKE ME HAVE PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM!!!! ~Thank you! :wink:~
Kirby- Peppermint...ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Rocky- Peppermint is Peppermint...

Golem: I don't think there'll be another time ppm ice cream will be crucial to the plot.

PWD: SO?!?!

<Page 10>

OBM: Well........ I guess that's it....

VGF Members: yep! Another sucessful OG!

OBM: So....... what do U guys do now?

VFG Members: hmmmmmmm....... WE KNOW!!!

LET'S MAKE ANOTHER OG!!!

YAY!!!

OBM: Can I be in it?

VGF Members: *stare down at Oddball Mario*
...... wellllllll......

PWD- Oddball Mario...let's see your file...[types something on a computer] Hmmmm...caught being weird in three OGs...Junior Member...Registered in October...posted 26 messages...
OBM: So,...am I in the next OG?
PWD- Judging by your file...
Kirby- I found candy!
PWD- D'oh! Kirby, you just made me forget!
Kirby- Forget what?
PWD- Go stick your head in the clothes drier!!!!
Kirby- Okay. [walks over to his clothes drier and goes inside it.] PWD, close the door and turn it on.

PWD pours water on Kirby, closes the door, and turns it on. After awhile, the machine stops, and the door opens. Kirby comes out, dizzy and fuzzy.

Kirby- Oh, MaN, I wAnNa Do ThAt AgAiN!!!!!
PWD- You'll do it later. Now, Oddball Mario, your file is pretty good, so you'll be in the next OG...if it's okay with Golem. And Dude.
OBM: Yes!
Kirby- (@_@)

OBM: OH THANK U! THANK U!!!

THAT"S ONE VOTE FOR ME!!

Golem: Just one thing Oddball.....

OBM:*gulp* yes......

Golem: How come U look so famaliar?

OBM: -_-0....... let's just say that I came from a similar place in another Dimension somewhere......

Golem: REALLY!!! WHERE THE DOOR!!

OBM: Uh...... over there..... in that trash can...

Golem: OH BOY!! *jumps in trash can*
OW! HEY TRERE's no....

OBM: *whistles*

Golem: What's that noise?
*a garbage truck comes and picks up the trash can that Golem was in*
*Golem gets thrown into the trash compactor*

Golem: I have a feeling this is gonna hurt........

Rhyk: Fanfic's over. Finished. THE END.

~everyone continues~

Rhyk: STOP IT!!!!!

Golem: Hey! Do you mind? WE're tryin' ta...

--At that moment, an old guy wearing a janitor's costume walks by, sweeping up a few pieces of trash. He looks up, surprised--

Janitor: Hey... you kids still here? *looks around at the empty lot. A cat meows in the distance* This OG was over days ago!

Golem: Uh, well, we...

Janitor: Well, take your time, but it's dangerous hanging around OGs after hours!

Oddball Mario: Oh, We're sorry.

Golem: We didn't realize--

Janitor: *smiles beneath his mustache* Oh, that's all right. *tosses them the keys* Just turn out the light and lock up when yer done.

~Walks away, whistling~

Oddball Mario: Whoa. That was surreal.

Golem: I never knew the OG board had a janitor. *picks up some garbage he threw down*

Oddball: So, am I in?

Golem: Sure, you're in.

Oddball: Thanks! I'm glad!

--A few workmen come in and begin carrying off the background scenery. Golem and Co. quietly file out--

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