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posted December 31, 2000 09:56 PM
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Rob64 throws out a pokeball~
Rob64 if the party goer members some ear plugs~

Rob64- just put them on, you'll soon see why~ Yoshi sing~

Yoshi sings~ Yoshister Yoshhhhhhiisssssster

the monsters go to sleep, and every body else which weren't wearing ear plugs including rob which forgot to put his @#%$ ear plugs in~


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posted December 31, 2000 09:58 PM
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Golem- um...do you rob's yoshi will obey me?
Vorpal- its worth a go~
Golem- YOSHI FINISH THEM OFF~


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posted December 31, 2000 10:08 PM
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Uh, Rob, I suggest you read some of the previous PG's. A couple things, Vorpal is Stryke and there is one monster, Vorpamune, (which is Masamune with the Vorpal Sword) and you can't make a quick fix like that! think of something creative!
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Rob64
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posted December 31, 2000 10:17 PM
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Na i'll wait for the next story
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posted December 31, 2000 10:22 PM
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YM: Woah! Funny things happen when you're lightheaded!
Mr. P: What?

YM: I imagined Rob sent out his Yoshi again.

Mr. P: Oh that.

YM: Hey! I just remembered something!

Mr. P: Now what?

YM: Another invention of mine!

Mr. P: I hope it isn't something that reverts the story back to normal.

YM: No, that would imply that there was a normal in the first place.

Mr. P: Well, there were those couple heart-wrenching scenes, and the nifty swordfights. . .

YM: But this. . . this is a laser watch! Like from that James Bond movie!

Mr. P: So what are you going to do with it?

YM: With any luck, I can split the Vorpamune back into two!

Mr. P: Not again . . .

YM: What? This is the first time I've done this.

Mr. P: No, I mean you completely ruin the story in one post.

YM: Oh, that. Here goes! *Fires laser*

Vorpamune: AAAAAARRRG!

YM: oops. That had to hurt.

Mr. P: There goes our 'G' rating.

YM: The rating went with the bloody scene.

Mr. P: That was cut from the final script.

YM: It was? I thought this was a rough draft!

Stryke: You two done talking yet?

YM: Uhh. . . yeah, I guess so.

Stryke: Because Saph and Ditto are getting away.

YM and Mr. P: DO'H!


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posted December 31, 2000 10:24 PM
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Okay guys, I've officially gone mad. Golem was not intended to be in...
My guess is that I'm confusing this and L64's PG2.
I'll hafta take out the Golem parts.
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Mr. P.: Let's chase them!
~Mr. Predict looks ahead to see YM and Stryke already far ahead, Mr. P. catches up~

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posted December 31, 2000 10:28 PM
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Do'h! I hate it when I post something really long then someone else posts at the same time!
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posted December 31, 2000 10:42 PM
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happens to the best of us, Yosh ::shrug::
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posted December 31, 2000 11:42 PM
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Saph, can I see you at the "Secret Place?"
No one else check there.


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posted January 01, 2001 10:51 AM
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Murasame suddenly flies down from some random flying object.
Murasame: Whoa... seems Masamune's lost control...

Stryke: *nods* He got my Vorpal Sword!..

Murasame: Heh, same thing happened when he got Excalibur... Well, if I remember, the original wielder had to will the sword back to him. That's what Sir Arthur did in any case. So Vor- err Stryke, what are you waiting for?

Stryke: *begins to focus really deeply*

Vorpamune: GRAAAAAWWWLLL!!!! *smashes building*

Stryke: Errrmmm...

YM: Hmm... do you think Styke can do it?

Mr. Predict: I'm not sure... my guess is were doomed to die a nasty, dirty death.

YM: That can't be so bad, can it?

Stryke: Uuugggaaahhhh.... *still focusing*

Murasame: Hmm... perhaps I should be more specific. Stryke, focus on your sword! Not Ice Cream... yeesh.

Stryke: *nods and focuses*
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Random Townsperson: Look! It's the Pokepuff Kids! *the three are defeated with one swipe of Vorpamune's hand/sword* Oh poopy!

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Vorpamune: Graaaa--- eh? *Vorpamune is ripped out of his arm in a nasty PG-13 messy way, causing him to revert to normal*

Stryke: *jumps up and retreives sword and begins to transform into his Vorpal self*

YM: Well what do you know, we lived!

Mr. Predict: *nods* Pay up.

YM: Aww... *hands the money over*

Murasame: Well.. I think I overdid my cameo appearance... *jumps up to random flying object and whizzes off*

Rob64: *runs up* Huff puff... I'm back, is it over already?

Masamune: Unngghhh... ermmm...

YM: Yeah, it's pretty much over.

Rob64: Drat!


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posted January 01, 2001 12:26 PM
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Vorpal: Didn't Murasame wanna kill Ditto? Why'd he just leave?
Masamune: ~shrugs~ I dunno.

Mr.P.: Now is it just me, or should we get the boardwalk back to restore peace?

YM: Nah... let's take a day off.

Vorpal: What could be so bad? The authoroties were notified...

Masamune: I wonder how the police are doing...


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posted January 01, 2001 07:37 PM
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Random Townsperson: Why do all the monsters pick on our town?
Other Person: Dunno. But we still don't seem to get any superheroes worth the spandex they dress in.

*A superhero walks by*

Superhero: Got change, mister?

OP: *hands him some change*

SH: eighty-five. . . nintey five. . . one dollar! *puts dollan in OP's hand* Thanks mister! *walks off*

RT: What's his super power?

OP: He can make all his teeth fall out at once.

RT: We need real superheroes.


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posted January 02, 2001 07:43 AM
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~they hear a fanfare~
???: It's...
SUPER MR. PREDICT!
That's me.
RT: What can you do?

SMrP: I can "Flip", which I haven't done for more than half a year.

OP: ~sigh~ We need someone REAL.

~Someone dressed like Superman comes in, but he's awfully familiar...~

SMrP: Moondo?
What are you doing in that getup?

YM: I didn't know it was possible to learn how to fly.

Moondo: Oh, I didn't learn to fly. I have a jet-pack under my cape.

Masa: Strategy?

Moondo: Someone distract them while I get the board walk untangled, and with help of some heavy equipment, get it to where it belongs.

~Meanwhile...~

Cat: I'm-I'm worthless. I can't even stop from crying. ~sniffle~ Is it me...? Am I that hard to live with? Maybe I should...
No, don't be so rash.
But I'm not... This has been going on for some time. When everyone has forgotten their purpose, I have none.
I'm not being rash, I'm not being rash, I'm not being rash...

~Cat walks over into the kitchen and gets out a knife...~
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I've just got it... do you guys still have the Philharmonic? Or did we save it?
If you get away with the boardwalk and Philharmonic...

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posted January 02, 2001 11:58 PM
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Yes... we have the New York Philharmonic, fifty tons of Asian food, and now the Boardwalk... Do you have a guess? It would help everyone really well if you can put it together...!
Also, I promise, that's my only riddle, from here on out. I'm going clean. I've taken membership with Riddlers Anonymous. Saph and I are still the antagonists, though.
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*Cat looks at his reflection in the knife...*

Cat: What is it all for...? World gone mad... does it tend to a purpose, or... is it arbitrary? Soon... I will know...
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Masamune: Oh, my arm...!

Murasame: Ha ha ha! Behold, your weakness! Taste my blade! *raises sword*

*suddenly, a beam of red light comes from nowhere, and hits Masamune square in the chest...*

Prof. Dittoarty: *high above* Mwa ha ha. You think you have a chance against me, Murasame?!

Masa: Vorpamune... energy... changing me...

*with a sudden roar, Masamune again grows back into Vorpamune*

Ditto: Take care of him, great one! Build up that awesome strengh... but for later... *disappears back into the sub*

Ditto: Ha ha ha! And now, having killed two birds with one stone, and honored the illustrious Professor Moriarty... I bring his to career to an end... And call forth... another famous Professor... Guisseppie!

Guisseppie: Yes, master?

Ditto: It's time to switch out! Shape change!
*punches Guisseppie, and out pops... a pair of odd-looking glasses. Dropping his muscular Moriarty shape, Ditto reaches down and touches the glasses*

~Sound effect of Mario going "Super" which accompanies any Ditto shape-change...~

*Instantly, his body assumes a different form. Even though he is in a new form, he is for now still hidden in the shadows. However, we can see a pair of glasses glinting from the darkness, and a large, gaping red mouth...*

Ditto: Now... to put my new skills to work... Sapphire!

Sapphire: *appears, and grins at his new form* Change in game plan?

Ditto: If you would... Bring me... Mewtwo...

*Bursts into hysterical laughter, as his scary shadow is cast against a wall*

Sapphire: *shrugs* When in Rome...

Hm hm hm ha ha ha...!

Pikachu: Pika? Pika-chu-hu-hu-hu...

*they both look at Pikachu, and burst out laughing again*
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Sapphire, I don't know if you saw it, but I responded at the place. Also, Golem's shuffled us into a new place, called the Cyber Soup Cafe (Naturally, no one else should look there!) Post any replies there.

(crud... I write terribly at night.)

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posted January 03, 2001 07:17 PM
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Vorpamune: ~big, long, scary, hiss( )~ ~throws swords from nowhere at Mura~
Mura: Wah! ~jumps behind Moondo, who jets Mura out o' the way, up into the sky, too far away for anyone to see~

Vorpamune: Blast, I've missed him!
There's always a consolation prize...
~bombards sub with swords~

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