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  posted January 10, 2001 08:45 AM
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Yeah, but Saph isn't the one making the party sucking plans...
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Cool Noochies, It's Golem
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  posted January 10, 2001 06:15 PM
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Saph: Come on, come back!
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There.
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  posted January 11, 2001 05:53 PM
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DMM. This is a priority story, you know. But I can't think of anything.
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  posted January 11, 2001 07:56 PM
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on board the flying sub carefully hidden away in the clouds...
Sapphire: *examining various hats that had been previously collected* It's interesting.

Ditto: What is?

Sapphire: For starters, this whole time everyone is assuming we are the bad guys here, when they don't realize it is for their best interests.

*glances at cat/golem lying on the table*

Sapphire: Hm, is it worth it? He doesn't even appreciate us. None of them seem to. *walks towards the glass windows of the sub and stares at the clouds*

Ditto: ...what are you saying?

Sapphire: I'm saying that it's time to cut him loose. We don't need him.

Ditto: Have you forgotten... *voice drops to a low whisper* the master plan?!

Sapphire: No. I haven't. Just been giving it a lot of thought. I don't think we're appreciated anymore.

Ditto: After this is all over with...

*She turns back around*

Sapphire: I don't want to stop the plans...but I don't think I can hang around much when it's over. The 'messiah of all parties' can wait for his big chance later. We have to bring Magikoopa back. Maybe there's something else out there for me.

Ditto: Hm....
 

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elsewhere..

in the place where there once stood a boardwark...
 

Yoshiman: I...feel... drained.

Mr. Predict: I have a migrain. *rubs his forehead* I need aspirin!!

Stryke: The two of you are just worn out.

Mr. P: *snaps* I'm not worn out. I have a headache!

Yoshiman: Uh, what were we doing?

Stryke: I don't know.

Mr. P: Gah! I can't focus!

Yoshiman: All that psychic training was bound to get you a headache.

Mr. P: That was ages ago!

Stryke: The two of you are just very irritated!

Yoshiman: Dang right. I can't remember what I was doing.

Mr. P: And I have a migraine!
 
 

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Cool Noochies, It's Golem
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  posted January 11, 2001 08:02 PM
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Mr.P: Ohhhh... man, it feels like my head will explode. I can't pull off anything like this...
~Meanwhile, PA is loose on the city...~
 

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Yoshiman
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  posted January 12, 2001 03:53 PM
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Random Townsperson: Oh no! Another Monster!
Other Person: Call a superhero!

Superhero: IT IS HIM! THIRD PERSON MAN! HE SHALL SAVE THE DAY!

RT:*Slaps forehead* I mean a real superhero!

TPM: Sorry, no real superheros at the Just-us Leauge HQ.
 

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MMasabie
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  posted January 12, 2001 05:25 PM
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Narrator: His name is recorded, his moves pollitically correct, his theme song copyrighted and his outfit nonexistant... He is.... BUSINESS MAN!
BM: You there foul creature. Prepare to die.... PAPERCUT! *swings breifcase around releasing million of papers on PA*

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Meanwhile....

Masamune: ... and thats what Murasame said.

Yoshiman: Hmm.. party Energy? I guess it makes sense

Mr. Predict: Sounds like the plot of FF7 though.

Stryke: Yeah, probally put one of them in the core of the planet and let the energy suck up on them and become some sort of Party God---

Masamune: Are you all thinking what I'm thinking?

Yoshiman: *nods* Oh yeah...

Mr. Predict: The gods of party...

Stryke: All we have to do is threaten the planet with boredom... and when it rushes up it's party energy to stop it, we'll absorb it all!

Masamune: Yes, but where can we get enough boredom to threaten the planet?

Yoshiman: ... how about a Deteora-bomb. Only a LOT of them.
 

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Dictator Vorpal of SMBHQ in excile
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  posted January 12, 2001 05:28 PM
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Stryke: Or one of my speeches!
YM: Ughh, that wins.

Stryke prepares to give a speech to the world.
 

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  posted January 12, 2001 05:30 PM
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Yoshiman: But wait! If the planet is filled with boredom. . . why would anyone go to a party? They don't have any in them anymore!
Stryke: Hey. . . you're right. . . I don't feel like partying.
 

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  posted January 12, 2001 07:13 PM
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Guys, the Party Animal is NOT loose anymore.
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Cool Noochies, It's Golem
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  posted January 12, 2001 08:27 PM
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Stryke: Wow, he went fast.
Mr.P.: Editor's fix.

TPM: I suppose we're not needed?

BuM: Yeah.

Super Moondo: What'll I do? There's no problems!
~gets a call on his coconut cell phone~
Oh, never mind. ~goes away~

~Elsewhere, in the stately Wayne manner(AKA Saph and Ditto's sub)...~
 

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Dictator Vorpal of SMBHQ in excile
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  posted January 12, 2001 08:36 PM
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Saph is still looking out the window. It has begun to rain.
Saph: *to herself* Is it really for the greater good?

Ditto: What was that? I didn't hear you.

Saph: Oh nothing . . .

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Stryke: So do I have my sword or not? I can't remember? Can I have another Editor's cut so I can have my sword?

Mr. P.: Uh, no.

Stryke: Rats. So is there still a Vorpamune or whatever still running loose?

YM: I can't remember. . .

All three of them start to think about it while Vorpamune sneaks up behind them. Slowly they turn around to see him.

The Three: Ahh!

They all run in 3 different directions while the scattering soundfx from the Scooby cartoon is played.

Vorpamune chases after Stryke. Vorpamune stops at a place with three trash cans and looks around for Stryke. Stryke peaks his head out of one. Vorpamune checks that one and then Strykes head pops up from another one. (you know the Scooby-doo cartoon)
 

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  posted January 12, 2001 09:22 PM
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Ditto: ~tsk tsk~
Saph: They're totally destroying the story's dignity.

~Meanwhile, Stryke continues his antics~
 

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  posted January 12, 2001 11:37 PM
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We can't have dignity. It's a full moon out tonight.
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  posted January 13, 2001 11:18 AM
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After more Scooby-Doo type stuff all three of the current Party Goers and Vorpamune crash into each other.
Policeman: Well, we detained the monster all thanks to you, uh, people, but who is the monster.

Yoshiman: Obviously it's Ditto!

Mr. Predict: Didn't you pay attention to the story at all? Did you not read the obvious clues?

YM: There were clues?

Mr. P.: Err!

Vorpal: It was obviously, *pulls Vorpal Sword away from Vorpamune and Vorpamune transforms into* Masamune.

Policeman: All right, boys, take him away.

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