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Golem



Party Goers-All
Narrator: When we left, our friends were knocked unconcious. Let's see what really happened...

Saph: Hmmm... where am I?

Guy: You just came out of the "Party Goers" simmulation. It'll take a few hours to get back to your real life.

Golem: Uhhhg... c'mon, let's go into the lobby... we prob'ly left some clue of our identity.

S- Cargo



Party Goers 4

Party Goers 6-All
Readers: Could Golem be a fan of Red Dwarf?

Nintenfreak



Party Goers 4-All
As they walk into the lobby they see Nintenfreak.

NF: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

Golem: excuse me...

NF: Huh who's there? I have a lawyer... okay I don't.

Golem: I was wondering if you could tell me who we are

Saph: Please.

NF: (hey saph said please) well I just woke up from a dream. I think you were in it but I don't rember your name...

Golem



Party Goers-All
Golem: Lemme see my luggage... Mr. Tom Venn! I own a... PLUMBER COMPANY?!?!?!(no offense to Mario) I'm SERIOUS and 6'5"?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING CRAZY!!!

Saph: Hey! Don't interrupt me!

Guy: So, 'ow well did 'ou do?

Mr. Venn: I found a clone of mine!

Saph?: I got a Pikachu who agrees with me on interrior decorating!

NF: I got defeated.

Guy: Is 'at the best 'ou did? If you finished 'e game, Golem 'ould've gotten totally rid of that bum 'ombing 'ombades!

Narrator: Ummm... are you as confused as I am? But look, there's one person still in what seems to be a simulation...

Y64: They're not awakening! I'll just leave 'em here, at home until they wake up, I know they will. Meanwhile, I'm gonna pick up some party mates! C'mon, Rhyk!

Rhyk: All right!

CM: "...And this is the perfect que for Team Rocket!"

MagiKoopa



Party Goers-All
MagiKoopa, Meowth, & Bomberman: WAAHHH!!!!

MagiKoopa: I just had the worst nightmare!

Bomberman & Meowth: Me, too!

MagiKoopa: We got killed trying to kill Sapphire!

Meowth: And then DVGBC was dancing around and going "yes! they're dead! die! die! die!!"

Bomberman: eh? Look over there.

Team Rocket looks behind the fountain to find Golem and co.

Meowth: Looks like an identity crisis.

MagiKoopa: Good thing we bailed out when we did. Whatever that was sure took its toll on them.

Bomberman: You realize, of course, that this would be the perfect opportunity to lure them into the ultimate trap, right?

MagiKoopa: Or... we could just hold a party. ;)

S- Cargo



Party Goers 4

Party Goers 6-All
Guy: *runs in from simulation room* Hey! Hey, you over there!

MagiKoopa: Mmm?

Guy: Now you're out of the simulation, it's an important part of the plot that you guys find out your 'real', um, I mean real, identities. Your things are in that room over there. *jerks thumb*

[Team Rocket shrug at each other]

Meowth: *mutters* If we're going ta create the ultimate trap, let's not make a scene...

Bomberman: *mutters* Right. We don't wanna give the Party Goers any warning, we'll just do what this freak says.

Guy: *mutters* Just hurry up and get your things.

Meowth/Bomberman: *startled* Yipe!

MagiKoopa: Hee hee...

[The villains go and pick up their suitcases]

MagiKoopa



Party Goers-All
over in the place with the suitcases...

MagiKoopa: Hey, look! here's our stuff.

Bomberman: It's labeled and everything! just as if we had taken an airline flight.

Meowth: Well? Open it up, you guys! Find out who you really are!

MagiKoopa: But we're really Team Rocket! We're part of an organization that uses Pokémon for evi--- hey, wait! how come we never had any Pokémon?!

Meowth: [ahem]

Meowth uses the Fury Swipes on MagiKoopa.

MagiKoopa: Aack! I almost forgot. (falls over)

Bomberman takes MagiKoopa's suitcase and opens it up to reveal...

Bomberman: A bunch of shirts with the Team Rocket logo!

Meowth: Pants, too! I guess we really are part of Team Rocket.

Sapphire



Party Goers-All
Saph: Uhhhhh Is all of this really necessary?

Pikachu: Pika pika! (Yeah.. is it? how the hell did I get here anyways?)

Golem: Oh look at that bright yellow mouse thingy. What is it?

Pikachu: (angry) Chuuu...

Saph: :/ If we are supposed to get our identities back we could at least stop acting like a bunch of idiots…

Narrator: ee hee hee! It's so much fun to watch them suffer.

CM: yah I guess so.

Narrator: If you're really censor man how come you aren't.. you know...

CM: Censoring?

Narrator: Yes…

CM: I got a new job.

Narrator: Oh... Anyway you do realize we control the plot.. right? It ain’t going nowhere!

Golem: What plot?

~everyone falls over anime style.

SC: Come this way everyone...

Yoshi 64



Party Goers 4-All
Y64 and RHYK are loking for a placce to throw a party when...

Rhyk:Is it possible that the reason Golem and Saph won't wake up is because we're in a Simulation and they got woke up while someone forgot about us?

Y64:Nahhh!

Rhyk: Okay...

S- Cargo



Party Goers 6-All
Narrator: Back in the lobby...

MagiKoopa/Meowth/Bomberman: *arms crossed* Listen, are we here or not?

Writer: No, you should still be in what appears to be a simulation. I screwed up earlier.

Bomberman: *applauds sarcastically* Oh, great debut, new writer...

Writer: Sorry. I'll fix it now.

[This reality's Team Rocket turn into pixellated versions of themselves and are rapidly scaled down into nothingness]

[Pause]

Narrator: Everyone is looking at the writer.

Golem: One of the stranger 'disappearance' variations I've seen.

Writer: *shrugs* Saves hassle from RMB Gang. Now we'll pick up where we left off.

S: *repeats* Come this way everyone...

Golem/Saph/NF: No.

S: Dammit. *he runs off to a cupboard to plot*

Narrator: In S- Cargo's cupboard...

S: Hang on... I need a motivation behind my evil deeds. Um, Narrator? Can I have some help?

Narrator: I guess. Why don't you look at Team Rocket's motivation?

S: Good idea. Well... the purpose of their schemes seems to be to ruin the parties.

Narrator: Progress! And why do they want to do that?

[Silence]

Narrator: Maybe you should just forget about Team Rocket. Let's think logically. Do the Party Goers have something you want? That's always a good motivation.

S: Um... *long pause* Yes... yes, they do! I want - GOLEM'S SCARF! That's my motivation! Yay!

Narrator: O-kaaayyy... but this part's very long already, so, no time to find out why you want it just now. *clears throat* Ahem. Meanwhile...

Golem



Party Goers-All
Writer~walks up to S-Cargo~: Team Rocket is still in the simmulation.

S-Cargo: Okay... I think I got it.

Writer: Good. ~walks back~

CM: Hey! "Meanwhile..."

Golem/Mr. Venn: Go ahead, look for yours!

Saph: Aaaah!!!

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