Golem
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posted June 08, 2000 03:52 PM
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This is all so confusing...
I think I get it.
~teehee~

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Sgt. Flutter
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posted June 08, 2000 05:59 PM
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Flutter: Let's find out more about me. *opens the suitcase* I'm 17, in the 6th grade, and here is my report card. *tosses the report card in the trash* I don't want to find out if I passed or failed. Besides I probnally got the answer. Ok I live in Mississippi. My girlfriend is Princess Mint. Hmmm. Who is that.
(just then Mint walks through the door)

Mint: Hi.

Flutter: Uhhh... I'm confused to. Hey why don't we gohave a party.

Mr Venn/Golem: ...

Flutter: I'll be in the back if you need me. Oh and where are we going to have this party? I got this mansion in Mississippi. Well it isn't my mansion it's my cousin but he said we could stay in there. But people say it's haunted.

[This message has been edited by Sgt. Flutter (edited June 08, 2000).]

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S- Cargo
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posted June 09, 2000 06:24 AM
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Quick summary:
Team Rocket- Reality, outside the MGM Grand Hotel.
Golem, Saph, Nintenfreak, Sgt. Flutter- Reality, in a hospital.
Yoshi 64 and Rhyk- Simulation.
S- Cargo- Reality, on his way to the hospital.

Shall we assume that the hospital and the Improv Simulation Fun Centre are in Vegas too? :-)

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Golem
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posted June 09, 2000 01:47 PM
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Thanx!
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SC: Hahaha, I've got you know!
With my new Super-Duper Deluxe Whatcha-Ma-Call-It!
Narrator: Care to explain?

SC: Well, with this baby I can-- HEY WAIT!
How do I know you won't squeal 'bout this to the good guys?

Narrator: Well, ummmmmm...

SC: See?

CM: "While S-Curgo"

Narrator: That's "Cargo"!

CM: Hmmf! "While S-Cargo rushes to the hospital in his black hamme--I mean hummer, our heros have no idea what's in store for them..."

NF: Where am I?

Ms. Oxbridge: You're at the Unspecified Hospital. It's really great for stories like this one.

NF: Are we in any sort of danger?

Mr. Venn: Yeah. We're supposed ta stay here like sitting ducks while some evil guy plots our destruction.

Mr. S. Flutter: Well, what is (s)he waiting for?

Narrator: S-Cargo's hummer blasts through the wall.

SC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I've got you each cornered now!
Start up!

Super-Duper Deluxe Whatcha-Ma-Call-It: Starting... booting... loading... wait two minutes please!

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Sapphire
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posted June 09, 2000 02:05 PM
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Mr. Venn: Huh?
Ms. Oxbridge: You know... I'm beginning to think that this reality isn't a reality...

Everyone: Huh?

Ms. Oxbridge: We could just be in another simulation outside the simulation!

Mr.Flutter: I'm confused now...

S-C: Allow me to explain..

Narrator: Hey watch it! That's my job!

CM: Maybe they weren't given the right bags.

Narrator: ~starts crying~ It's a sad, sad story. Let me begin. It all started with the idea of a party and playing N64...

Ms. Oxbridge: Do continue. We'll be here all night. According to my calculations.

Pikachu: Pika pi! (Um, I don't wanna be here all night!)

CM: "As the narrator continues telling the tale everyone starts to fall asleep. Finally S-cargo's secret weapon starts to do, well something..."

Narrator: HEY! It's my moment to shine and everyone falls asleep???

CM: Ummm...

Narrator: Moving right along...


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Sgt. Flutter
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posted June 09, 2000 04:21 PM
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Mr S Flutter: So Mr. Venn. We are we going to have a party? I mean come on let's get out of here.
Mint: Let's have a party!

Mr S Flutter: I mean everyone has found out who they really are. What are we waiting for?

Mr Venn: Well we got all night to stay here. And Rhyk and Yoshi 64 are in the simulator.

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Golem
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posted June 09, 2000 04:35 PM
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Mr. Venn: Plus I'm serious. :(
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S- Cargo
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posted June 09, 2000 05:06 PM
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S: Anyway... Kwa ha ha! Now you will all feel my power! *pulls the trigger*
'Deluxe: Secret, weapon, execute command, failed. Re, booting. Please, wait.

S: Oh, great. *kicks the 'Deluxe* Um, Narrator? Evil mastermind in need of a break?

Narrator: Fine... back to my story. So did I tell you guys about...

*He drones on*

CM: "Everyone starts to fall asleep again. When suddenly..."

'Deluxe: Secret, weapon, now online. Awaiting, execution, command.

S: Everyone! Wake up! I want to gloat at you.

CM: "Everyone wakes up."

Mr. Venn: Yawn... what now?

S: Now - THIS! *pulls the trigger again*

*Cue every special effect the budget stretches to*

Narrator: Our heroes, and S- Cargo, have been warped back into the simulation!

*Outside the MGM Grand*

MagiKoopa: *folding paper aeroplanes* You know... this plot

Meowth: *trimming his claws* Really

Bomberman: *doodling on a magazine photo* Hates us. We know.

MagiKoopa: Just what I was thinking.

CM: "Back in the simulation..."

S: Kwa ha ha... Golem, say goodbye to your newly-tangible scarf!

Ms. Oxbridge: Tangible perhaps, but once you return to reality it'll fade from existence.

S: Oh well. We're here now. En guarde!

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Sgt. Flutter
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posted June 09, 2000 07:20 PM
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Mr S Flutter: Why you! What did you do to Mint?
Mint: I'm right here.

Mr S Flutter: Oh ok. Well your free to go. Mr. Venn why do you have to be serious? * just then Flutter switches sides* Why you! You don't have the rights to be the bad guy!

S: Yes I do right here.

Mr S Flutter: Oh well I will destroy you and then the others.

S: Oh yeah *zaps Flutter and sends him to reality*

Mr S Flutter: Oh well at least you could have sent Mint* just then Mint falls on Flutter* Thanks.

Mint: Did you miss me?

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Golem
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posted June 10, 2000 12:04 PM
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Golem: I missed being a short geek who's dumb, weird, and can't even ride a two-wheel bike!
Saph: You can't ride a two-wheeler? --0

NF: Look out you two!

Narrator: Saph and Golem leap into space!

NF: ):(

Narrator: \/0 I mean Saph and Golem leap to the...

CM: "right."

Meowth: Dare! Now da Bombinator's set!

CM: "The Bombinator Special 4th Edition is so huge it almost crushed two of the main characters."

Narrator: That's "characters!".

Magi: This is way better than that Super-Looper-Whatcha-moma-call-it!

BM: Start the countdown!

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Sgt. Flutter
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posted June 10, 2000 02:00 PM
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Flutter: Why that no good *Flutter switches sides* Huh where am I? I got to get back into the simulation! But how?
Mint: Why don't you ask that guy?

Flutter: Do you know how to get back to the simulation?

Guy: Yeah right over there! Through that door! ---) []

Flutter: Man are you kidding that is really far away! Well a Evil Ban- I mean a Koopa Troopa has got to do what a Koopa Troopa has got to do! You coming Mint?

Mint: That far? I'll only go if you do!

10 minutes later...

Flutter: Well let's go. *walks through the door*

Mint: Wait for me! *walks through the door*

Flutter: There gone!

Mint: No there over there.

Flutter: That's another 10 min. walk! I can't walk any more!

Mint: Why don't you fly? You got wings.

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Yoshi 64
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posted June 10, 2000 07:05 PM
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Meanwhile, in a Simulation in Japan, Yoshi 64 and Rhyk are having a party with Shigeru Miyamoto!
Rhyk:Aren't you even the least bit worried that we haven't seen another author character since the story began?

Yoshi 64:Let me think...Um, NO!

Rhyk:just wondering...

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Nintenfreak
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posted June 10, 2000 07:52 PM
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NF: Hey we gotta find Yoshi64 and Rhyk.
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DVGBC
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posted June 10, 2000 10:55 PM
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You guys forgot about me. Anyway...
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*somewhere in the southwest*

DVGBC: Do you have any idea where we are.

Groove: *pulls out a map* Hmm, let's see. *looks at it* Here there's a portal.

Taurus: Where?

*Groove points it out on the map*

DVGBC: And I say we go there.

Groove: It's dangerous.

Taurus: I agree.

DVGBC: And I say get into the portal before we die in the middle of now here.

Groove: Don't you mean no where?

Taurus: Just go into the portal.

Narrator: What could lie at the other side of the portal?

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MagiKoopa
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posted June 11, 2000 02:44 AM
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Meowth: The Bombinator's about to go off!
Bomberman: Now, what's this one do again?

MagiKoopa: [smacks hand to forehead]

Meowth: ... I forgot.

MagiKoopa: ... me, too.

Bomberman: This story seems to have become weird.

MagiKoopa: And yet, Saph isn't even threatening to end it! Oh, sure! As soon as we step in, 'pfft!' the story ends!

a light bulb appears over the heads of Team Rocket.

Meowth: Are you thinkin'...

Bomberman: What I'm thinkin'?

MagiKoopa: Egads! We've gotta buy a Neo Geo Pocket Color before SNK recalls them all Tuesday!

Meowth and Bomberman fall over anime-style.

Bomberman: Take a look at this footage from the last story.

Bomberman pulls out an old film reel and plays a black and white silent film.

"After Party Goers 6: a film by Bombrman"

MagiKoopa: you spelled your own name wrong, moron.

Bomberman: Shut up! How was I supposed to know they use the letter 'e' on this stupid planet?

in the film, MagiKoopa and the narrator are facing each other. MagiKoopa says something.

MagiKoopa on screen: [no sound]

the screen goes black and displays what MagiKoopa said.

"great! how 'bout we have the next one actually be ABOUT A PARTY!"

the narrator talks; again, the black screen appears.

"Oops! Looks like that'll be PG7, 'cuz PG6 is 'bout som'in' else!"

Bomberman on screen: [audible] The End.

MagiKoopa and Meowth: ...

Bomberman: We'll blow up the story, just like we planned before! Then, we can get to the story that's actually about a party.

Meowth: But, we'll have sunk to the level of Sapphire, the very one we tried numerous times to k--

MagiKoopa puts his hand over Meowth's mouth.

MagiKoopa: shut up!

Bomberman: Let's go!

MagiKoopa: Let's go!

Meowth: Let's go!

Team Rocket: ....

MagiKoopa: While we're here, let's go to GameWorks!

Bomberman: In the meantime, we'll strap explosives to ourselves. We'll detonate if anyone else uses our characters (us) 'till we get back.

Meowth: You realize we'll bite the dust within a day, right?

MagiKoopa: shut up! that's the point!

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