PreNarrator: Golem and Sapphire just woke up from a terrible dream in which they were Mr. Venn and Ms. Oxbridge respectively, both terribly dreary business people. When they wake up, after gaining assistance from some friends such as Nintenfreak Sr., a surprise comes...

Narrator: Our heroes are still in their first hour of conciousness...

Saph: Hey Golem, what's that thing in your pocket?

Golem: You mean this?~points to a pen covered in rubber bands~ NintF gave it to me in the real world!

Saph: That was all a dream, remember?

CM: "Yoshi64 walks in the room."

Y64: Whaddaya got?

Golem: Aparently I have something from our dream!

Narrator: Golem takes out the rubber band pen and shows it to Yoshi64.

Y64: What is that? Lemme see it!

Golem: Sure!

Narrator: Golem gives the pen to Yoshi64. He admires it, looking all over it, when he clicks the point out.

FSHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFFF

Y64: What is a newsstand doing in my living room?!

Golem: Cool!

Saph: Let's check it out. I didn't know they could do that with pens these days!

CM: "The three go inside."

Y64: Hey! Why is the cover of the newsstand lowering!

Golem: And it's getting darker!

Narrator: The room brightens again. There was more than they thought!

Golem: I'll bet this thing has a hundred rooms! Cool!~runs through a hall~

Y64: What's this device for?~points to a monitor and keyboard mounted on the wall~

Saph: I dunno!

CM: "Saph presses some buttons on the keyboard. Soon, the newsstand starts shaking!"

Golem~pops his head out~: What are you guys doin'?

Y64: Ummmm...
IT WAS HER FAULT!

Saph: Hey!

BOOF!

Y64: Sounds like we landed.

Golem: Hey look! There's me and L64 on his porch havin' nothin' ta do! We're back in the original Party Goers!

S-Cargo: We are?

Mint: Looks like it.

Sgt. Flutter: Yup!

Golem~turns around~: HUH?!?

Sgt. Flutter: We snuck in right before you flew off!

Saph~whispering to Y64~: You gotta get a better security system!

Golem: What are you doing here?

S: You know that large meteorite that falls on Team Rocket in Party Goers 1?

Saph: Yeah... what about it?

S: I was thinking I'd steal it and hollow it out to build me a new space station.

Y64: Gasp! But that means-

S: *interrupts* Yep, it means that Saph and Zora won't escape from the Goomba pit! A pleasingly evil side effect. Kwa ha...

Golem: Uh, you realize you've just revealed your evil plan in about your FOURTH line in the story?

S: Yeah, sorry. But you see, I still might not be able to post that regularly for a bit 'cos my exams don't finish until the 22nd. So... I wanted everyone to know what's up.

talk about deja vu! MagiKoopa appears on a flying broom--- no, scratch that. a flying sub!

MagiKoopa: Hey! I'm on my way to Vegas!

Golem: ... this is exactly like...

MagiKoopa: Uh-uh. observe.

MagiKoopa points to the large, red R on the side of the sub. Bomberman and Meowth appear in two portholes.

Bomberman: We're going back to Vegas!

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Golem: Are you gonna use another Vegas Bombinator?

MagiKoopa: Heck no! We're gonna party!

Meowth: and blow up the story before Saph can!

Golem: What?

Meowth: I said, we'll order 7 pizzas and eat them before they get canned!

Golem: ???

Act 5: The return of PG1 Golem and L64. The death of Arab Dude.
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At that moment The Golem and L64 from the first PG1 come up to everybody.

PG1 Golem: Hi!

L64: We're have a party! Wanna come?

Sapphire: You know, that was what we were supposed to be doing all this time?

Golem: Yeah, i wonder what happened.

Narrator: Then Replaforce comes out of nowhere again.

Golem: How did you guys get here?

X: Who cares!? So this is PG1 huh? Not bad.

Zero: Well, not that i've had my tea i wanna party!

Vectorman: Me too!

X: Ok, let's go with PG1 Golem and L64 for a while.

Narrator: Replaforce jump into L64's sweet @$$ ride.

Zero: Ow! That hurt!

PG1 Golem: Yeah, next time step in.

Narrator: And so, PG1 Golem, L64 and Replaforce drive off towards the Arab Dude Party Store.

Mint: Should we go with them?

SF: I don't know. Sapphire?

Sapphire: Uh....Golem?

Golem: Oh sure! Give the haed questions to me! Well....uh....i guess we'll

S-Cargo: We'll what?

Golem: I know! We'll--

Narrator: To be contenued by Golem himself. Meanwhile with PG1 Golem, L64 and Replaforce...

L64: We're here!

PG1 Golem: Let's get some party stuff.

Vectorman: Where will we have the party?

L64: At my house i guess.

Narrator: the 5 walk in the store. And Replaforce is shocked to see......ARAB DUDE!

X: It's you! Arab Dude! You're evil!

Arab Dude: Gasp! How did you know!? I must kill you all now, or you shall tell every people! I shall beat you with da power of Ganish!

Narrator: Arab Dude gets a broom and starts hiting X on the head with it. It isn't doing anything to X.

X: Man, this guy sucks. I'm gonna kill him.

Narrator: X grabs the broom from Arab Dude and breaks it in half. Arab Dude can't beleave his broom didn't work.

Arab Dude: It always worked in da past! Why not with da now!?

Narrator: X then does something to Arab Dude in the head, killing him. Been there, done that.

PG1: Golem: Oh my gosh! You killed him!

L64: Why!?

Zero: Don't worry, we've just saved you some troble.

PG1 Golem: Well, that will the only person to die in this OG anyways.

X: Uh, no it won't. Hey Vectorman, remember that Hotdog Boy you fried?

Vectorman: Hahahahahaha!! Yeah, i got him good with my Laser Eyes.

L64: But now the Cops will be after us!

X: No they won't. People who run party stores kill themself all the time. So the Cops will think this guy killed himself. Now just get your stuff, leave some money behind and we'll go.

PG1 Golem: But won't it all be on camera?

Zero: Nope, i got the taps right here.

Narrator: And so at L64's house...

L64: Ok, we got everything. Now who do we call over for the party?

X: Hmmmmm, should we call over the Party Goers?

PG1 Golem: Party Goers!? What kind of stupid name is that!? Hahahaha!

L64: Yeah! Party Goers, what a joke! Hahahaha!

Zero: I guess they were smarter at this time.

To be contenued…

Golem: WAIT!
Howcome the bad guys are partyin' instead of us?

All: HELLO?

Golem: Oh, yeah.
We'll hide in the cactus patch near Maryland!

Sgt. Flutter: --0 Why would we want to do that?

Golem: Maybe we can stop those three. They've already mercilessly done something that shouldn't be in the story. If we don't set things right, when this fanfic ends, Egyptian Nintenfreak and Nintensphynx won't have thought of an evil plan to destroy all of the humans. That means we won't get sent into the Zone of Despair, Saph and I will have been okay, and we wouldn't have been able to go here today.

Saph: I didn't know he was capable of that.

Y64: Neither did I. ~to Golem~ What's so wrong with that?~

Golem:

1 We've had too many stories that didn't really happen and

2 We wouldn't have that neat time-traveling pen/newsstand.

S-C: So let's get goin'!

Y64:I also won't get my plaid copy of Zelda!(Nintendo Power joke)

NF: If they kill the arab dude from the past, they kill me, and Golem don't get the pen that sends us here.

MagiKoopa: we're here!

Bomberman: except... where's everybody else?

Meowth: Isn't this the part where we try to catch----

Just then, Zora and Sapphire walked past the flying sub.

past Saph: I think I'll steal that sub's prototype and call it my own.

MagiKoopa: see? SEE? I knew that sub was ours!

Bomberman: Who cares? Let's just get--

Team Rocket is cut off by a sub identical to theirs, save for the red R.

past MagiKoopa: Let's go!

MagiKoopa: ...

Mega Man X

Act 11: X's killing spree-part 1 of 4.
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X: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Everything is going well. Soon, Golem and Co. will be here to try and set things right. By me killing Arab Dude everything will mess up! So they, being the hero's, will charge in. But the minute they walk in-

Zero: We kill them!

X: Yes! It will be pure revenge! And then when the story ends maybe everyone in this fanfic will get a life.

Everyone: HEY!

X: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! C'mon! Everybody!

X, Zero, Vectorman, PG1 Golem, L64: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

PG1 Golem: Hey, this is fun!

Vectorman: Say X, why not just kill this Golem? If he's killed now the other Golem wouldn't even be here! And Sapphire would fade away into nothing!

X: You're right! Why didn't i think of that!? But not now.

Zero: Why?

X: Well you guys want to party right?

Vectorman: Yeah! First we party a bit and then kill off PG1 Golem and L64!

X: It will be our fineast hour! Oh! Quiet, here they come. Uh...hi there guys!

L64: Ready to party?

X: Sure are! Let's get started!

To be contenued...

Narrator: How do you like that!? I didn't get to say anything! Oh well. Next time: Will X's plans to kill off PG1 Golem and L64 work? Or will the Party Goers stop them in time? But even if they come to stop them, Replaforce will be waiting to kill them too! This is bad, real bad. I can't wait till the next part! Be here for:

Act 12: X's killing spree-part 2 of 4.

Flutter: Hey why don't we...

(Flutter disappears)

Mint: Hey what's this? *picks up a note* It says...

Dear Mint and all the rest of you,
I have just found out of a deadly plot to ruin the stories! I'm going to go to L64's Party to stop X's Killing Spree.
Your friend,
Flutter

(at the party)

X: Nothing can stop us now!

L64: What do you mean?

X: Oh nothing.

Flutter: *knock knock* Hello? *knock knock* Why do they ask if no one is home? *opens the door*

*Rayman accidently bumps into Sgt. Flutter*

Rayman: Oops, sorry. I was running too fat, where am I anyway?

MMX: Awww--

Zero~whispering~: Silent n' still!
Maybe he--doesn't see us!

Narrator: Ummmmmm...

CM: Haha! Leave it to a novice to be clueless!

Narrator: But you're the novice.

CM: Oops! Ummmm...

Vectorman~whispering~~barely moving his lips~: What's the point of this?

Flutter: :/ Well, this gives me time to get Golem and Luigi64 outta here...

Narrator: Golem and Luigi64 are still as solid as a rock! O.o

Flutter: Uhhhg! Uhhhg! They're really heavy!

Narrator: Think 'bout it. A twelve-year-old and a fifteen-year-old. Of course they're heavy. (Especially for a para-koopa.)

Flutter: ~blows his whistle~ FWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sky Troopas 1-8: WHAT, SIR.

Flutter: I need Sky Troopas 1-4 flying off with Golem and take your maps with you. Head to the south-west barrier of Maryland and there should be a cactus patch somewhere. And in that cactus patch is some ppl. you wanna take Golem to. Sky Troopas 5-8, you'll do the same with L64 and I'll be flyin' with ya.

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