~The story starts out with Luigi 64 and Golem sitting on the couch at Luigi 64's pad.~

Golem: YYYaaawwnnn, there's nothing to do.~teehee~

Luigi 64: Yeah. L is real

Golem: What do you wanna do?

Luigi 64: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Luigi 64: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Luigi 64: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Luigi 64: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Luigi 64: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna do?

Luigi 64: Throw a PARTY!

Golem: OK! ~teehee~

~Then Luigi 64 and Golem jump into L64's sweet ash ride.~

L64&Golem: Ouch!

Golem: Maybe we should just step into the car next time.

Luigi 64: Uh, yeah.

L64 & Golem go to the Arab party store to get party food.

L64: What do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64:I don't know, what do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64:I don't know, what do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64:I don't know, what do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64:I don't know, what do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64:I don't know, what do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64:I don't know, what do you wanna get?

Golem: I don't know, what do you wanna get?

L64: Doritos!

Golem: I want........

Metal Mario: Hey fellas!

Golem:.....MY MOMMY! ~teehee~

Luigi 64: Hey MM!

Metal Mario: Don't hey MM me. I know you're up to something, and when I find out what,(gets face to face with Golem)....BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, me and BOMBERMAN will blow this story sky high.

L64: HIGH!?

MM: Yeah, ya know, way up?

L64: Oh....high.

MM: Why don't I just do it right now.

Arab Dude: No no no, dair will not be d blowing up of d story in my party store.

MM: HHrrrrmmmhh. I'll get you next time.

Golem: Mmmmmm... mmmmmmm.......ahhhhhoooo.(Golem faints)

L64&Golem continue to get what they need.

Golem: Ooooo, Oooo, I want that........

L64: WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Golem: What is it?

L64: A BOMB!!!!!!

Golem: Oh. A bomb.

~L64 runs for his life. Golem sees him and wonders why.~

Golem: A BOMB!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

~Golem starts after L64. They get out, panicing.~

Bomberman: Hehe... can you stand...

Golem: Uh-...

Bomberman: ...the...

L64: oh...

Bomberman: The BOMBINATOR?!?! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Luigi appears...~

Arab Dude: NO NO NO! Dake it out-side. Dair will not be the blowing up of the story from where
you are standing in my store. Or any where else in my store dat you might stand.

Bomberman: Shut up towel head. I'm gunna blow this story to dust.

Arab Dude: What is dis towel head? I shall beat you now wit de power of Ala. Calapatesiac!
phahashadiba! (starts beating BM with a broom) get out you menyuok!

MM & BM run away.

Luigi 64: I've seen alot of things in my life, and that was.....................................
..............AWSOME! Ahh haaa haa hhaaaaa.

L64 & Golem get the rest of the party stuff and leave.

Arab Dude: Dank you come again!

L64: DANK? WHERE?

Golem: Noooo, thank.

L64: Oh, thank.

L64&Golem step into L64's sweet ash ride and go to Golem's house.

L64: You're right Golem, stepping into the car is better the jumping.

Golem: ~TeeHee~

~Suddenly, Luigi appears in the car.~

L64: L IS REAL! L IS REAL!!!!!

Golem: Oh, shut up. We know.

~Golem turns around.~

Golem: Oh.

Luigi: Listen. If you wanna beat MM and BM, you're gonna need equipment.

L64: Like what?

Luigi: You wanna have a party, right?

Golem: Uh-huh, yeah...

Luigi: So you need party items! Like a noise maker that is really loud! And a party hat sword!

~Meanwhile, under the car.~

MM: Are you sure this is nescessary? ~cough~

BM: If we're to know what they're doing, yes.

Golem: Hey! L64! Go through the cactus patch!

BM: This'll be perfect for...

MM: Are you crazy?! We'll get stung!

Bomberman: Not us! We're both made of metal, remember?

Metal Mario: Oh yeah! We'll find a way of blowing this story up yet! Ha ha ha! Let's get back to
the Bombinator!

L64: Wait a sec. let me get this straight. I told myself what we needed for the party, even
though we all ready had it. Then I go driving MY fresh ash ride through a cactus patch? Why
would I want to pop my tires, break my fake tail pipe, and bend my curb feelers?

Golem: Uh..... uh......~TeeHee~?

L64: Stop with the stupid Tee Hee all ready. That sounds GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golem:.........

L64: Hey Golem, lets forget about the party.

Golem: What?

MM: Ya hear that BM?

BomberMan: Yeah.

MM: Let's go to VEGAS!

BM: Vegas?

MM: VEGAS baby, VEGAS!

BM Well..............

MM: Load the Bombinator onto the truck, Bombsy! We're chasing 'em to Vegas!

~A Magikoopa flies by on a broom... no, wait... scratch that... a floating submarine.

MagiKoopa: Speaking of which, did I mention I made extra reservations at the MGM Grand in Las
Vegas? Anybody who's a bit crowded in that truck can ride in my floating submarine. I even have
submarine sandwiches and Mario toys!

Talking Wing Cap Mario toy: It's-a me, Mario!

MM: I'll take a sandwich for Bombsy, and I'll have that talking Mario toy. That may just be the
only peice of Mario/Nintendo merchandise in the world that I don't have yet.

BM: I'll take the flying submarine!

MM: It could really help us!

~L64 stops the car and gets out.~

L64: Okay you two, out from underneath!

Golem: Uh, what he said!

~MM and BM come out.~

Golem: We'll race you for the Flying Submarine!

BM: Make that a water ski race! Heheh!

MM: What?! I'll rust!

BM: Don't worry--I've got a plan!

~Steps into the story because it looks like fun.~
Sapphire: Is everyone having a party? And I wasn't invited? ~Gets a little upset~ Is anyone
willing to give me a lift to Vegas?

L64: Are you a chick?

Saph: Yes.

Zora: I'm a big fat chicken that lays eggs! Uhh, no, I'm just a chick, I suppose.
Hello, Saph, haven't said 'hi' to you, yet. Nice to meet you.

L64: Well hop on in!

Golem: No! Step on in.

L64: Oh yea. Step on in.
Wow, this is turnin' out better than thought.

Sapphire: So why u guys going to Vegas?

Golem: Uh, why we goin' to Vegas?

L64: To PARTY!

Golem: Oh yeah.

Zora: Hey, what's going on, here? I heard 'Vegas' and had to see what this was all about...

MagiKoopa: sorry, weird faces, but I'm keepin' the submarine.

~MagiKoopa gives Metal Mario a sandwich (for Bomberman) and a Nintendo Power Supplies catalog to
order a Mario toy.~

MagiKoopa: No offense, but I've kinda grown attached to mine. you can get a brand new one,
though! so, anybody need a lift, or what?

Metal Mario: Bombsy, I have the perfect idea on how to destroy this story! And at the same time,
we'll crush everyone's self esteem!

Bomberman: How?

Metal Mario: Well, Luigi 64 and Golem have Sapphire with them now. By following the story, I
have been informed that she is a chick. So, naturally, we kidnap her, and in exchange for her
life, we force Golem and Luigi 64 to blow up the story themselves! We'll win, and at the same
time, we'll make them feel really guilty!

Bomberman: Love it! Love it!

Metal Mario: Hey, Bombsy! With my brains, and your bombs, we can go places!

MM: Wait, okay! BM and I hafta water ski race Luigi64 and Golem for the Flying Submarine!
To race, we'll go to...

L64: The Atlantic Ocean!

Saph: The Pacific Ocean!

Bomberman: The Arctic Ocean!

Zora: The Indian Ocean!

Golem: The desert!

~They all fall over anime-style.~

MagiKoopa teleports just behind Metal Mario.

MagiKoopa: (whispers) I couldn't help but overhear you're planning a kidnapping. why don't we
use my sub? as I said before, I have sandwiches and Mario toys, as well as Super Mario comic
books and Mario & Bomberman video games. Detective Tracy himself wouldn't be able to catch up
with us in my flying sub, and we'd be free to go to the MGM Grand! so, what do ya say?

weirdo editors...

MM: You've got yourself a deal, Magikoopa. Welcome aboard.

L64: HA HA. D!(K Tracy got edited!
Oh, nice plan Metal BOWSER!
We are not racing! We're goin' to VEGAS baby, VEGAS.

Golem: No, I wanna race. Then we go to Vegas and get rich!

Sapphire: Ya know, racing would be a waste of time. Let's go to Vegas and make some money.

L64: Uh, or party, right?

Golem: Yeah we can party after we make money.

L64: Come on, you don't make money in Vegas, you lose it. Let's party!

Golem: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I..I..I'm goin' home! Turn the car around, I'm goin' home.

L64: OK, OK! we'll hit the casino first.

Golem: Yeayyyyyyy We're gunna make at least $100 before we leave.

L64: Are you kidding we're gunna be up $500 by the middle of the night!

Golem: Yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! VEGAS!

L64: 0VEGAS Golem!

L64 & Golem together: VEGAS BABY, VE-GAS!

Sapphire: Wow, this is fun!

~Shows front of car pull into the left lane.~
1 hr. later
~Shows Sapphire sleeping in the back seat. Luigi 64 and Golem in front.~

L64: (sleepy) Vegas baby,.............Vegas.

Golem: (nodding off) Uh huh.............

~L64 drives around the hill to see a bunch of lights.~

L64: Vegas.

Golem: (looks at L64, then looks at the lights) V-eg-as.

~L64 puts the top down on his sweet ash ride!~

MM: All right, Bomberman and Magikoopa. Here's PLAN A. At one point in the night, Luigi 64 and
Golem are bound to be distracted by the showgirls on stage. At that point, they'll be seperated from Sapphire. So that's when we grab her and force Luigi and Golem to blast the story! Bwa ha ha! Agreed?

Magikoopa and BM: Agreed! Let's ready the Bombinator!

Sapphire: *Yawning* What time is it?

Luigi 64: Time to get back on the road, sleepyhead!

Saph: Okay, Okay. But I'm starving.

Golem: Me too. ~TeeHee~

Luigi 64: GOLEM!

Golem: *Shrugs* Sorry. But I can't help it!

Saph: No time to get into an argument, guys! Vegas is waiting!

L64: SHOWGIRLS!

Golem: Uhg. Why?

Saph: You have a sick mind, L64, drooling over girls.

Golem: I haven't gone through *that stage* yet so I'm not really interested. C'mon, Saph, let's go win some more money.

~L64 sees them walking away, L64 walks with them. ~

L64: So Golem, have fun losing money. See ya.

Golem: NO! You have to come with me.

L64: Going to look for some beautiful babys.

Golem: No! you have to help me.

~The gang walk through the casino~

Golem: Besides chicks don't work midnight to 6 A.M. on a Wednesday, this is the skank shift.

~The gang walk by a beautiful waitress, and Luigi 64 stops her~

L64: Hey, Whoa whoa whoa,(points to her, and looks at Golem) now you remember this face, cuz this is the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy(talking to waitress).

Waitress:...................O.K. (???) ~walks away~

Golem: You're a dork you know that?

L64: What do mean? She smiled baby. See? We can get a party goin'.

Saph: Look can we at least see what happens when we play a Cool?

L64: Fine let's go.

~The gang walk into a room with Black Jack tables. Golem discusses how much money he'll spend.~

Metal Mario: This is perfect! Why bother waiting for the showgirls? Let's go! MagiKoopa! Bombsy! um... guys?

MagiKoopa: zzzzzz...

Bomberman: zzzzzz...

~Later~

L64: C'mon, I'm tired of this! Where did that waitress go?

Golem: Don't be such a spoil sport! Just because you lost the last 5 games in a row doesn't mean we have to quit now.

Saph: Exactly. But if you want to go, go. I'll be fine here.

L64: Come on Golem!

Golem: Do I have to?

L64: It'll only take an hour.

~Just then the waitress comes up to the gang.~

Waitress: YO! Do you want any thing?

(L64 & Golem Look)

Waitress: The guy behind the guy.

Golem: Uh...... Scotch!

~Waitress walks away~

L64: See? See? What I tell ya.

Golem: OK, OK, let me play this last hand then I'll go. I'm up 50 dollars.

~Golem's first card is a *5 of Hearts*.
Golem's second card is a *6 of Diamonds*.
Dealers cards are a 2 of Spades and a 4 of Diamonds*~

L64: Double down.

Golem: What do mean Double down? I can't afford that.

L64: Double down. You always Double down on eleven.

Golem: Oh, but it's a lot of money and....

Saph: But you always Double down on eleven, no matter what.

Golem: I can't.... and.....

~Gang argues~

Dealer: (Impatient)...SIR?

Golem: DOUBLE DOWN!

L64: Good job Golem.

~Dealer deals Golem a *9 of clubs*~

L64: 20, 20's good.

~Golem looks hopeful~

~Dealer deals himself a *6 of Hearts~

Dealer: 12.

~Dealer deals himself a *4 of clubs~

Dealer: 16!

~Dealer deals himself a *5 of Spades~

Dealer: 21.

Golem~Looks pale~: Mmm....u.....

~The gang cash in their winnings, or looseings.~

L64: See? Ya got $50.

Golem: <:(

L64: Ya know not including what happened at the last table.

Golem: I wanna go home.

~Waitress walks up to gang~

Waitress: There you are. I walked around for twenty minutes with this stupid drink on my tray.

Golem: Oh, I didn't want it, I just wanted to order it.

L64: Yeah my boy Golem here didn't do to well at the BJ table.

Waitress: Oh, that's to bad. But why leave so soon, you shouldn’t leave with out getting something for free.

~L64 gets a grin on his face~

Golem: Sure, why spoil a perfect night.

L64: Say, I'll tell you what uh..........Cindy, if you go and get me and my boy a Martini and tell the bartender to go easy on the water, then this 50 cent piece, ~holds up the half dollar~ will have your name written all over it.

Cindy~Makes sarcastic face like it's a lot of money.~: Oooooo.....

L64: But ya gotta get goin' cuz I'm gunna keep time. Get goin' cuz I'm gunna count.

Cindy: Starts walking away.

L64: Go, 1, 2, 3, (shouts) 4!

Golem: Your a dork ya know that?

L64: What do mean? That was $$MONEY$$. She smiled baby. Chicks like that stuff.
Watch, I'm gunna set us up for a party.
You can go Sapphire, and I'll go with Cindy.
Or the other way around.
~Sees Cindy walking back with the drinks~
And inside that woman is a big dream, and......

Golem: ???

Cindy: Here ya go.

L64: Oh, the drinks are here.

Cindy: Two Martinis, easy on the water.

L64: Good job. Say what time you get off this lousy shift?

Cindy: (Hands L64 & Golem the drinks) Uh.... in an hour.

L64: Well what do say I pick you up and we can all go party?

Cindy: Sure that would be cool. I'll meet you in the restaurant at this Casino.
~Starts walking away~

L64: Hey!

~Cindy stops. Luigi 64 flips her the coin.~

Cindy: ~Smiles~ Thanks.

~L64 turns to Golem and lifts up his drink for a toast. Golem stares at Luigi 64, speechless.~

MM: Damn it! Golem is too young to appreciate women, and Luigi 64 isn't watching the showgirls either! So neither of them are leaving Sapphire alone! So here's PLAN B! We kidnap that hussy, the waitress! Then we force Luigi 64 and Golem to blow up the story in exchange for her life! Sound good?

Bombsy and Magikoopa: Yeah! We'll destroy this story yet!

~Meanwhile~

Golem: Uh uh uhhhh... no alcohol for me.

L64: Why not?

Golem: Don't wanna get hooked.

Saph: Hey! I'll take it!

Golem: Uhg! I can't stand drunk ppl. I'm gonna find someone ta talk to.

~Finds Zora.~

Golem: Hey Zora! Haven't seen ya since the desert.

Golem: Yeah, I went on my own...

~The curtains of the stage open.~

MM: Allow us to introduce ourselves, the

ALL: BOMBSY BOMBARDERS!

MagiKoopa: Ummm, isn't that a hokey name?

BM: It's the best I could do!

Magi: Anyway, we've got your fave gaaa-aaalll!!

Cindy: No! No-umph!~Her mouth is covered.~

Zora: We gotta do something... but what...

L64: Yo guys what up?

MM: This story in a minute.

BM: Yeah we have your beautiful baby right here, and if you don't blow up this story, we will kill her.(Hands L64 the remote for the Bombatator.)

Cindy: Aw come on guys. Why don't you guys join us. I'm sure we can find beautiful babys for each of you. We'll all have a party. What do ya say?

Bomberman: You know, guys. That may not be such a bad idea. I haven't had female companionship in three years and...

Magikoopa: Bombsy, please spare us.

Metal Mario: Nothing doing! Now, unless you two jerks take hold of the trigger of this here Bombinator, we blow the tart's head off! Either way, something here is gonna go boom!!!!

Luigi 64: Cindyyyyyyyy!!! Oh no! What now, guys?!

Zora: Luigi, shut up! I can't stand you when you're drunk!

Luigi 64: But I haven't even taken a drink yet!

Zora: I just realized I can't stand you when you're sober!

Metal Mario: You have 5 minutes to make your choice! The girl or the story! Which is it going to be?

L64: Hey Metal! I'll give ya somthing to blow, you little......uh...........yaow...............
....uh guys. WATCH OUT! BEHIND YOU!

MM: We're not falling for that one.

L64: NO I'm serious!

MM: Ha ha ha.

~Just then two bouncers (Bubba and Steve) grab MM and BM.~

MM & BM: Yaahhhhhhhhhhhh.

~MM and BM get thrown out of the casino, and into a trash can.~

Cindy: Thanks boys!

Bubba & Steve: Duh, no problem miss Cindy.

~Cindy gets back to work.~

~Back at the, uh, where are they again...?~

Zora: Well, that was easy.

Saph: What are you talking about?

Zora: ? Oh, right. I haven't done anything, yet. Sorry.

Saph: We seem to have been forgotten.

Zora: Well, now what do we do?

Saph: Let's go back to the tables.

Zora: Good idea! We'll show them.

Saph: What?

Zora: We'll show them for forgetting about us! C'mon!

Saph: Um, okay...

Metal Mario: Remmeber! Our mission is to somehow force Luigi 64 and Golem to use the Bombinator to blow up their own story!

Magikoopa and Bombsy: Oh, right!

Metal Mario: And I have the perfect PLAN C! Everyone has forgotten about Zora and Sapphire! So we grab them while they're alone and tell Luigi and Golem that we'll kill them if they don't blow up the story. And this time, we'll do it outside so we won't get bounced again!

Bombsy and Magikoopa: Let's go!

~Later, L64 and Golem sit down at a table in the restaurant~

Golem: That was so $$MONEY$$, with the coin and getting the hook up and....

L64: Yeah, ya see? That's what chicks like, cuz they know what ya want to do. There's nothin' wrong with being $$MONEY$$, and tellin' a chick you want to party.

Golem: Cool, maybe we could party.

L64: Hey speaking of which, where's your date?

Golem: Uh...TeeHee, I don't know?

~Zora and Saph walk up to the table~

Zora: Where have you guys been?

L64: Where have you guys been? We've been sittin' here for the last 45 minutes eating breakfast, and....................oh crud, we gotta get going, it's almost time to party.

Saph: Yeah let's go.......

~ L64 & Golem stop and look at each other.~

Saph: Golem.

Golem: ;D

L64:( ; )at Golem)

Zora: Hey what about me?

L64:Uh.... go to the casino or something, we'll meet up with you later.

~L64, Golem and Saph walk to the entrance of the restarunt.~

~Meanwhile…~

Bomberman talks to someone on the other end of what appears to be a wrist communicator.

Bomberman: This is Bomberman! Send my Bomber Copter over right away. I'm sending you my coordinates right now.

MagiKoopa: And bring a large pizza from Dominoes with pepperoni and mushrooms!

~The founder of Dominoes walks in, gives MagiKoopa a large sack of money for advertising for their pizza, and walks away.~

MagiKoopa: Wahoo! Make that two!

Bomberman: (into the watch) Bomberman out. (to MagiKoopa) This is for important stuff only! I'll be right back, guys.

~Bomberman suddenly vanishes into thin air. a hologram of him running in some tunnel (possibly another dimension) appears in his place.~

Bomberman hologram: Bomber Change!

~The hologram shows Bomberman backflipping into the Bomber Copter, a modified version of his headgear equipped with propellor blades spinning around the, uh... pink thing in the back of his head. just then, Bomberman returned to the hotel, hovering above the ground.~

Bomberman: (gives the pizzas to MagiKoopa) You're paying for those.

MagiKoopa: let's see, how can we pull this off?... oh, I know! Metal Mario, go on stage in the hotel and breakdance & do some backflips or something. Bomberman, while everyone's distracted, you fly over the card tables. once you find Zora and Sapphire, swoop down and snatch--

Bomberman: Hey!

MagiKoopa: What?

Bomberman: don't you think they'd notice if they were being kidnapped?

MagiKoopa: That's why I brought this Sleepytime Bomb. You'll drop it just before you snatch 'em.

Bomberman: Oh, cool! Let's get to work, then!

~A few minutes later...~

Act Booking guy: sorry, I've never heard of you guys. What the heck is a "metal... Mario?"

Metal Mario: Great. now what?

MagiKoopa: Now we host a game show with 15 questions apiece! We can host it in all sorts of different places. We can call it, "Who wants to be a Ninte---"

~MagiKoopa looks and sees the fire in Metal Mario's eyes.~

MagiKoopa: ...or... I could toss this extra Sleepytime Bomb. heh, heh...

~MagiKoopa pulls out a Sleepytime Bomb and tosses it at the Act Booking Guy.~

MagiKoopa: Cover your noses! Except Act Booking Guy.

A.B.G: Oh, okay. cough, cough... zzzzzzzzz...

MagiKoopa: Perfect! Now, go!

~Metal Mario runs in search of the stage. Bomberman stops and turns around just before flying out of MagiKoopa's sight.~

Bomberman: Hey! What'll you do?!

MagiKoopa: Um... I'll (munch) think of a plan D (chomp) in case we (chomp) run out of pizza... I mean... (gulp) in case this plan backfires, too.

~Bomberman flies off, leaving MagiKoopa to finally take care of his reservation for his room. Up there, he continues munching the pizza, waiting for Bomberman to return.~

Metal Mario: All right, cats and kittens! Let's get ready to ruuuumble!

~Metal Mario executes all kinds of funky breakdance moves while Bomberman and Magikoopa get on with the second part of the plan.~

Luigi 64: Doesn't that guy on stage look familiar?

~Over at the casino, Zora is winning a whole ton of money!-

Zora: Woohoo! I'm in luck, today!

~And back at the resturaunt, Metal Mario is stunning everyone with his breakdancing.~

Golem: I know him, now! It's Metal Mario!

Metal mario: Now!

~Magikoopa throws the sleepytime bomb...~

Narrator: ------------INTERMISSION-------------- Go down to the lobby and get your snacks!

~...But Golem and Zora evade it! Zora's nasal passages were blocked while she was smelling her money and Golem is to scrawny to be affected!~

~L64 didn't get hit because he was at the >ENTRENCE< of the restuarunt.~

Zora: What was that all about?

Golem: Uh - I think we are under attack.

L64: Oh no not them again! I hope it's not another waitress abducting scheme.

Zora: Waitress abduction?

Golem: They want to blow up the story.

Zora: Oh.

L64: Hey, what happened to Saph?

~They look across the room, realizing that everyone else, including Saph, is asleep.~

Zora: Hmmm, It would seem that everyone is asleep.

Luigi64: Well thankyou, Zora, for pointing out the obvious.

~Magikoopa jumps out of the shadows and grabs saph. He then makes his way up to the stage, and ends up having to pick up the dozing Metal Mario~

MM:...zzzzzzzzzzz.....

Magikoopa: Damn it, you were supposed to block your nose!

~The large floating submarine crashes through the ceiling. Magikoopa drags both Sapphire and Metal Mario in, then it takes off.~

Zora: Tell me, why did we not do anything to help?

Golem: Because it's the sort of thing a hero does. They stand, looking in awae, as the villans take off with their captive.

Zora: Oh. Uh, well then, let's follow them!

Luigi64: *Groans* Fine...

~Meanwhile~

Metal Mario: (begins to wake up.) Oh...Groan...where are we? Did we win?

Bomberman: 10-4, good buddy! We got Sapphire!

Metal Mario: YES! We'll see this story blown to bits yet!

Magikoopa: I've tied her to the spare propellor over there.

Metal Mario walks suavely over to the restrained Sapphire.

Metal Mario: You know, when this is all over, I could get used to being around a gal like you.

Sapphire: Sod off and die, you lonely old pervert!

Metal Mario: Then you shall be blown up like the rest of them! Magikoopa, contact Golem and Luigi 64, and tell them that if they don't blow up the story in three minutes, Sapphire is finished!

Magikoopa: Well, that's gonna be a bit of a problem, MM, because we didn't leave the Bombinator behind.

MM: Oh....well, tell them that if we don't get permission from them to blow up the story in three minutes, Sapphire is finished. That way, they'll still feel guilty because they were the ones who told us to do it!

Bombsy and Magikoopa: Ha ha ha!

~Meanwhile~

L64: Fine......after we party.

Golem: No, we can't party, she was my date.

L64: Well then go with Zora.

Zora: How can you say that? Saph has been kidnapped.

L64: : )Then why are you still here? Go, go, save that poor girl.

Zora: I can't do it by myself.

Golem: I'll go with you Zora.

Zora: I'm glad to see a real man around here.

L64: A real man would go party, Golem.

Golem: ???

Zora: No Golem we have to save Saph.

L64: She'll be fine with MM.

Zora: Why don't you help save her?

L64: What am I suppose to do, blow off my date? Come on Golem.

Zora: No come with me.

Golem: ??? WAIT! I want to........................................

~ L64 and Zora wait for Golem's answer.~

~Meanwhile...~

MM: Hey, there messing the story up themselves. We may not have to use the bombinator.

Party Goers!
Part 2

MagiKoopa: Heh, heh, heh! Just a minute left! Nothing can possibly go wrong!

Bomberman: But what if they choose to let Sapphire bite the dust?

MagiKoopa: The story will still live on!

Bomberman: We've got to do something!

Metal Mario: Way ahead of ya.

Metal Mario activates a display on the side of the flying submarine, which reads:

Hey, Luigi 64 and Golem! We'll give you 10 bucks to let Sapphire kick the bucket!

MagiKoopa: No, NO! We're giving them 10 bucks to let us blow up the story!

Bomberman: Y'know, wouldn't it be pointless to save Sapphire only to watch the story blow up? On the other hand, if they let Sapphire...

MagiKoopa & Metal Mario: Shut up!

MagiKoopa promptly changes the message on the submarine. It now reads:

Eat at Joe's!

MagiKoopa: whoops. <:D

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