Yami Yoshi: Now he'll directly attack you!
Introbulus: Noooooo!!
Episode 37: "A Trap, Card or No Card," by Golem.
Introbulus: What can I do now?! ~looks at the cards on the playing field~ Ah-HAH! You just activated my trap card!
Yami Yoshi: Wha...? ~stares at the playing field~
Introbulus: ~running at Yami Yoshi~ In the immortal words of GORE... Or something like that...
POW! Introbulus plows through Yami Yoshi as he makes a getaway. Yami Yoshi looses his concentration and the Man Eater Bug returns to its card.
Yami Yoshi: ~rubbing the back of his head~ Hey! ~turns to Introbulus, who is getting away~ Come back here!
Yami Yoshi dashes after Introbulus, then floats and goes faster, gaining on him.
Yami Yoshi: You're mine now!!
Episode 39: "In for Trouble," by Gamechamp.
Meanwhile...
GC: Roll Call!!
Green: I am green! I'm the mechanic expert, and I do good with using the weapons I make, too!!
Yellow: I am Yellow! I like to use my fists to do the talking!
Black: I am black! I can sneak on anyone from the dark and attack with my double swords!
Blue: I am Blue! If you want me to operate a truck, tank, spaceship, anything, I can gaurantee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower, as long as it has firepower!
GC: And I am Red! The leader of the Robot Team! I have every power in the universe! Just call me Gamechamp!
All: And we are the Robot Team!!
Guy:Yes... okay... that's a good speech on the pollution... problem, yes... great!
GC: It had better be!
He walks out, then the villain told from Gore's dream appears.
Villain: I am a villain more powerful than you or Dark Gore combined, surrender!
Gamechamp flicks him with his finger, which makes him fly back into the fireplace, killing him.
GC: Idiot. I don't even need the diamond of Sephnito to beat him. I hope he didn't enter someone in my fleets dream and say that kind of stuff of him being better than me. I hope it's the heroes he did, then they'll get thier hopes up that this will be easy against me. They probably won't even survive the minions I got from Lupus!
Green: Sir! I've just gotten a reading! Someone is tracking us down with some type of machine!
GC: Okay, then, ready the guards! Us five will stay here and wait for their horrible deaths... They'll never get past the ten minions we have!
Yellow: Sir, why don't you let me just go over to them and just pound them all? We have the power!
GC: Hmmmmmmm... I'll have to think of that some time...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Episode 40: "Back to Senses," by GORE-ILLA.
Introbulus: (speaking into communicator) Stuman! Get your smelly feet over here!
Yami Yoshi: You're mine!
The Volkswagon comes from nowhere and runs over Yami Yoshi.
Introbulus: That was quick.
Jim: Well, we didn't get to far. We had a pitstop, and SwordMaster just got out when you called.
Introbulus: No time for explanations, Jim. We need to bring Yami Yoshi back to normal before he wakes up!
SwordMaster: I've got an idea! (holds a cheesecake up to Yami's nose.)
Yami Yoshi: (wakes up) Who-huh? Wha happened?
GORE-ILLA: Long story. We'll tell you on the way to Gamechamp's HQ.
Yami Yoshi is back to his old self--for now. But who knows if he will turn EVIL again in the future? And if Gamechamp realizes the person he tossed in the fire was NOT the villain then GORE's dream, and the real EVIL villain will not appear until the end of the story? Find out next time!
To Be Continued...
Episode 41: "Spoilers," by Introbulus.
Jim: (steals the script)
(Hey! You're not supposed to do that!)
Jim: Oh shut up! We're trying to save the world here! (reads) According to this, we have to go to the Koopahari Desert.
Sword Master: Why would we want to do that?
Jim: Apparantly, one of Lupus' old minions is out there, and he'll goof up by giving us top-secret info when you defeat him.
Sword Master: When I defeat him?
Jim: That's what the script says! Oh, and apparently, we figured this out by... reading the script?!?
Everyone: ~eek~
(...Okay, so maybe you WERE supposed to steal the script.)
To be 1-uped.
...I mean, continued.
Episode 42: "Keys to the Crypt," by GORE-ILLA.
And so, the heroes trudge through the Koopahari Desert.
GORE-ILLA: Hmm... Egypt, SandLand... Yep! This is the third time we've trudged through the desert.
Introbulus: Do we have to know?
GORE: ...No.
BSD: How much longer 'til we find that traitor?
Fusion: I hope it's soon... Our supplies won't last much longer.
Yami Yoshi: Wait! I see something in the distance!
SwordMaster: Yeah! Me too!
Jim: It looks like...
GORE: A cave.
StuMan: Yeah. It should be cooler in there...
Narrator: And they enter the cave, only to find...
Everyone: KOOPA?!!
Koopa: That's right! I'm alive! No thanks to you six... seven... eight buttmonkeys!
Yami Yoshi: What are you doing here?
Koopa: I've been hiding out here since Sir Lupus died. I didn't want to be caught between Dark GORE's and Gamechamp's war. I did inherit most of Lupus's fortune, but I had to give it up to hide out here. I faked my death, and wrote in my will that Lupus's fortune shall be passed down towards whichever remainder of Lupus's army wins the war.
GORE-ILLA: Wow. Gamechamp's got an edge, but...
Koopa: What do you mean, "but"? He's obviously got Dark GORE on the run. As long as he has that ruby, he's unstoppable!
GORE-ILLA: Well... did you ever wonder if there was another, evn greater villain, waiting in the shadows to get the ruby for himself and use it in ways nobody knows about?
Koopa: Nope. But, there is a way to reverse the ruby's effects.
Yami Yoshi: How?
Koopa: Sir Lupus was rich, too. He had a powerful gem in his collection that could shatter that ruby like a toothpick.
Introbulus: What happened to it?
Koopa: It's hidden in Lupus's secret vault, deep within the Earth's crust. All you need to open it are two special keys. Dark GORE has one, and Gamechamp has the other. That's why Gamechamp and
GORE are playing cat-and-mouse: they need both keys to access Lupus's fortune.
SwordMaster: Hmm... What should we do next?
StuMan: We need to somehow get one key from Gamechamp, and then the second from Dark GORE... then find the vault, get the gem, use it to
destroy the ruby, and finish off the Robot Team.
Introbulus: (already outside the cave in his Volkswagon) What are you guys waiting for? The clock's ticking!
To Be Continued...
Episode 43: "Fruition," by Gamechamp.
Meanwhile...
Blue: Hey! Master Gamechamp!
GC: What?
Blue: I just lost the reading! They must not be using the robot detector!
GC: Good. Now I'm going to go do some buisiness.
Blue: What kind of buisiness do you mean?
Later...
In the Koopahari Desert, our heroes are passing another convieniently placed TV.
TV: We now have an important announcement.
GC: I now rule the world. You must follow my orders or die. Thank you.
Yami: It looks like the Robot Team has a larger playing field than just Japan now!
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