Chapter One: "Battle in Japan"

Episode 1: The Mystery Deck - by Lupus

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~A couple of weeks after VGF Member OG 2~

*In some dusty corner of Koopahari desert, a creature wakes*

???: What the...? Where am I?

*he jumps to his feet, looking around at the barren wasteland, which stretches for miles and miles*

???: I have no idea who I am... or what I'm doing here...

*he walks on, looking for any sign of human life. Hours pass, and before long he collapses from the heat*

???: Must... have... water...

*He looks in front of him, where a small box lays half buried in the sand.*

???: What the?

*he takes the small box, and reads the words on it*

???: The Ultimate Deck... woah. Let's see...

*He opens the box. A flash of light shoots out, and hits him in the chest. He falls backwards, but feels instantly revived. Taking the cards up in his hands, he inspects them quickly.*

???: Take over the world? Instant kill? Woah... I'm not sure who I was before I came here, but now I am here, I know who I'm going to be! Bwahahahahaha!! *insert other various evil laughs*

*MEANWHILE, BACK IN TOKYO, IN LUPUS' TOWER OF RULATION WHICH HAS NOW BEEN DEGRADED TO A LAB*

Lupus: Ah, another nice day in Tokyo. Let's go stop that.

Kamek: Badass idea.

Lemonjello: Mwahaha!

*the trio of TWIFATIT commanders rush out to mess up stuff*

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Episode 2: Guess Who's Back? - by Introbulus

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?1 : Sir! I left the cards out in the desert, just as you ordered.

?2 :Excellent. The OGers will never know what hit them. Lupus will be caught off guard. Dark Gore will never suspect a thing.

?2 reveals his identity

Dark Jim: ...and the world will know the TRUE meaning of darkness!

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Episode 3: Reunion of The OGers - by Yami Yoshi

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???: Ha ha ha! With these rare cards, I can easily rule the world! Ha ha ha!

<??? walks out of the desert>

Meanwhile on Yoshi's Island...

Yami Yoshi: Ow...The meteor really hurt...

Pharaoh: Man...to think it has been a week since Gamechamp was destroyed...

Yami Yoshi: At least we can relax and peace and eat cheesecake.

Pharaoh: Hey! What happened to the Duel Monsters card you used to have?

Yami Yoshi: I shipped them to this secret company in some other galaxy...I think the company was called Jim Co. or something...

Pharaoh: Aw man...I wanted to have some fun with them...

Yami Yoshi: Let's see what's on TV!

<Yami Yoshi grabs the remote and turns on the TV>

Yami Yoshi: Aw yes...CNN...

CNN Reporter: It appears that the notorious group, TWIFATIT consisted of members Lupus, Kamek, and Lemonjello, are stealing cheese from stores in downtown Tokyo. Their spamming powers have killed several police officers...

Yami Yoshi: We better stop them! Without cheese, there's no cheesecake!

Pharaoh: Let's go!

<Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh eat Blue Koopa Shells and fly to Tokyo>

Meanwhile...

<BSD and SwordMaster are training a top Mt. Fuji>

BSD: Hey SwordMaster! Wonder what all those explosions are in Tokyo?

SwordMaster: We better go check them out!

<BSD and SwordMaster head down to Tokyo>

Meanwhile...

<Fusion is resting in his mansion>

Fusion: Aw yes...Thanks to the Ruby of Popularity and Sephnity, I am the most popular celebrity in the world!

Sephnity: That's right brotha! I'm talkin' downtown!

Butler: Fusion! The TWIFATIT are invading Tokyo! The government has asked for your assisstance!

Fusion: Gotta go! Let's go Sephnity!

Sephnity: I'm talkin' downtown!

<In the jungle>

<GORE is listening to his radio>

Radio Guy: Hello! You are listening to 123.4! Monkey Radio! Recent news reports say that TWIFATIT has invaded Tokyo.

GORE: All right! Let's go to Tokyo!

<Meanwhile in Introbulus' lab>

Introbulus: <reading the paper> What! TWIFATIT has invaded Tokyo! I better go! (Hey that rhymes!)

<Introbulus grabs his teleporter, types in Lupus, presses the button labeled teleport, and teleports to Tokyo>

And so the OGers once again have a mission. To stop the TWIFITAT gang from stealing all of the cheese! But what about Dark Jim? Will he use Yami Yoshi's Duel Monsters cards to take over the world? Find out in Episode 4!

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Episode 4: Fred's Return - by Fred_In_Bed

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OoC: Hey, the second went fast. Well, It's time to get this one rolling...

(In Tokyo)

Fred: Wow, I wonder how me end up here! Well, it must've been that crash. I wonder where it landed.

(In Ohio)

Hic: Mah! I found a machine! It's scarin' the cows!

Ma: You dog 'on right it's scarin em' cows! Boy, burn down the machine. You know that's why we don't have 'em fool tractors! Serves those crazy folk right, for not watching Terminator 1 & 2!

(back in Tokyo)

Fred: I wonder what happened to everyone. Oh well. Nice day.

Lupus (over loudspeaker): Attention pitiful Tokyokians! We are just about to ruin your day! I have created a totally life-like clone of godzilla - made entirely of cheese!

Fred: I said "Nice day"! Gttt! Oops, wrong button. I mean "Grrrr!"!

Lemonjello: So?

Fred: Good point. I think I'm supposed to be some sort of protagonist. But who cares? I'm going to go ruin the day in Great Britain. You can maul these people.

Lupus: Gee, thanks. Now play nice.

Fred: Ok. I'll be sure to destroy them horribly.

(Fred makes it there)

Fred: Oh no! What a terrible mistake!!!! It's too rainy here! Oh yeah, And I should probably stop Lupus. But instead I'm going to do something else. As long as something else means "Go and stop Lupus", I'm down with it.

(gets back)

Fred: Oh no! I'm too late! I missed captain planet. Ok, enough stalling! FRED SMASH LUPUS!

Lupus: That's what you think.

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Episode 5: The Cheesey Star - by Lupus

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*Cheese Godzilla steps on Fred*

Kamek: Awesome. This thing works better than I thought.

Japanese Army General (JAG): Stop the machine at once! We don't want to open fire!

Kamek: Go ahead a fire your pithy weapons, fools! We will crush you all!

*The army begins firing, shooting holes through the cheese*

Fred: Hey, I'm still alive!

Lemonjello: Kill Fred!

Lupus: I fear he will somehow be our opposition in the near future!

Cheese Godzilla: ATTACK OF CHEAPNESS AUTO-CAPTURE THING!

*Suddenly Tokyo fades away, and is replaced by a small stone room. Fred is tied up against a chair he sits on, and Kamek, Lupus and Lemonjello approach him*

Lupus: We have warped us all away from the battle. Don't worry, our Cheese Godzilla still reigns. However, you won't live to see daylight again if you do not give us the plans for the Cheese Star.

Fred: Cheese what?

Lupus: DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME! WE WERE TIPPED OFF!

Fred: Sorry, I'm completely empty of any thought of this device you talk about.

Lupus: Hmmm... if you are telling the truth, which you're not... that must mean our tipoff person told a lie, which they didn't... which means we can let you free now, which we won't.

Fred: Yipee!

Kamek: Trees?

Lupus: Wait! I have a deal to suggest with you, Fred. You must invade the National Security Compound of the United States of Guam and recover the Cheese Star plans from our enemies. As soon as you get them, you bring them back to us and we kill you.

Fred: Kill me?

Lupus: I didn't say that.

Fred: Oh, right.

Lupus: Now, go!

Fred: Where is Guam? *gets kicked out of a manhole onto the streets of Tokyo where he is stomped on by the Cheese Godzilla again* Hey, I'm still alive! *gets shot by the army* Hey, I'm still alive!

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Episode 6: Anger Management - by GORE-ILLA

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GORE-ILLA takes a plane to Tokyo.

GORE: Still no clue about my past, I never got to have my climactic battle with Dark GORE and his minions at the end of the last OG, Evil's still

alive, Lupus is still alive, and THESE PEANUTS ARE

SOGGY!!!!!

Flight Attendant: Is there something wrong, sir?

GORE: (grabs attendant by the neck) I'll

show you what's wrong with me!!!!

*Camera shifts to an ouside view of the plane. A hatch on the plane opens and GORE flies out screaming. By coincidence he lands in Tokyo*

GORE: (seeing the cheese Godzilla) Mmm...Cheese. I like cheese.* (eats the Godzilla. He then dips monkeys in cheese and eats them.)

*-Whenever GORE sees cheese, he turns into a powerless, cheese-loving moron.

To Be Continued....

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Episode 7: GORE-ILLA's Valient Stand - by Lupus and Fred_In_Bed

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Fred: I should really probably look back now and see that Lupus has become powerless, but, hey, who cares? I'm going to Guam.

*IN TOKYO*

GORE-ILLA: Hahah! I want more cheese!

Lemonjello: Cheese Godzilla! NO!

Lupus: You fool! You ate Cheese Godzilla! I should turn him to cheese for this!

Lemonjello: You just did Lupus.

Lupus: Yeah, this copy of "Lupus Turns GORE-illa Into Cheese(tm)" for Gamecube is just so great.

Lemonjello: Well, he just ate Cheese Godzilla.

Lupus: That just tickles my armpits. To the Super Twif-Tech Duper Car (Ver. 17.9)!

*IN AN EVIL, UNKNOWN PLACE*

Evil Jim: Ha, I am both Jim AND evil. Sounds good. Anyways, I should get to what's going on with me. I nearly died. But I fused with EVIL. Which is bad for the universe. WELL OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOOD!!!

*IN TOKYO... RIGHT NOW*

*Lemonjello, Lupus and Kamek drive into GORE's knees in the Super Twif-Tech Duper Car*

GORE: What the heck? Oh, hi Lupus. *gets up*

Lupus: I'm gonna kill you!

GORE: Where's Koopa?

Lupus: Prepare for hell, GORE-ILLA! ...Uh, good question. Where IS Koopa?

*Over their heads*

Koopa: BWAHAHA! I got the ultimate deck! No one can stop me!! MWAHAHAH!

*On the ground*

Lupus: Never the less, I last read about him being picked on in the Koopahari desert in the last VGF Member OG. I hope he hasn't gotten into any trouble.

*In South Guerney, seconds later*

Koopa: I play the BURN AND PILLAGE THE HOPELESS TOWN card!!

Villages: ARGH!

*In Tokyo*

Lupus: Never the less, I really should kill you now. So Dark GORE can absorb you, of course.

GORE: No! Never!

*Lemonjello sneaks up behinds him and hits him on the head with the back of his Cheese Destructor beam, and GORE falls to the ground unconsious*

Kamek: Dark GORE, take him to Evil Scientist Dude in the lab. You can absorb him there.

Dark GORE: Yes sir.

Lupus: Now, to the Cheese Ray (Ver. 17.9 as well, what a happy coincidence)!

*Across the other side of Tokyo City*

Introbulus: Come on Fusion, let's take out Lupus.

Fusion: I have every power.

Introbulus: Stop that! We must defeat Lupus.

*Lupus is riding away in a car*

Fusion: Now I'll have to give chase.

Introbulus: Nah, I'll handle this. *Uses metal control, and the car spins around three times and explodes, a la XxX*

Fusion: Wait! That was Lupus's hologram!

Introbulus: Dangit!

*back on the road to Guam*

Fred: Alright, I have to pass through this underground tunnel. What could happen, right?

*on a nearby sign that Fred didn't read, since he can't*

"No peoples at the size of Fred. Peoples of this size will cause tunnel collapse for no reason."

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Episode 8: Ah, The Power of Cheese - by GORE-ILLA

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Dark GORE drags the unconcious GORE-ILLA into EVIL

Scientist Dude's lab.

EVIL Scientist Dude: EVIL!!!! MWAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Dark GORE: Shut up. Operate on GORE so I can absorb him.

EVIL Scientist Dude: Alright. Lay him on the table next to that box of mouthwatering Cheez-Its.

Dark GORE: I see no harm in that. (rests GORE-ILLA

on the table)

GORE-ILLA: (immediately shoots up and begins digging into the Cheez-ITs.) Mmm....cheese.

EVIL Scientist Dude: Curse your cheese-loving ways!

GORE: (ate all the Cheez-Its) Dark GORE! I should have known you were behind this!

Dark GORE: EVIL SCientist Dude, use the remote!

EVIL Scientist Dude: Yessir! (presses button. nothing happens) What the funk?

GORE: Ha ha! Introbulus replaced your mechanical

parts with new ones! Your device is useless!

EVIL Scientist Dude: This calls for unconventional

methods.

GORE: Huh?

WHAM!!!

*GORE passes out.*

Pinchy: Yay! Pinchy do something! Pinchy do something!

Dark GORE: I'm sure you did. Wait - where'd GORE-ILLA go?

EVIL Scientist Dude: Curses! One of his friends must have rescued him while you where sarcastically commenting Pinchy.

Dark GORE: Say what?

To Be Continued....

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Episode 9: Yami Yoshi Versus Dark GORE - by Yami Yoshi

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Yami Yoshi: Ugh...I didn't know GORE was so heavy!

Pharaoh: C'mon! I'm carryin' most of the weight here!

Yami Yoshi: Let's find a way out of these labs!

<Suddenly, loud pounding footsteps are heard>

Dark GORE: Give back GORE!

Yami Yoshi: You take GORE! I'll battle this oversized monkey!

Pharaoh: <sarcasticly> Oh yeah...Thanks a lot...

<The Pharaoh runs off with GORE's body>

Yami Yoshi: All right you monkey! Bring it on! DARK EGG!

<Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at Dark GORE but he bats it to the side like a beach ball>

Dark GORE: CYBORG MONKEY PUNCH!

<Yami Yoshi ducks as Dark GORE punches the wall behind him crunching it>

Yami Yoshi: <eats a Red Koopa Shell> FIREBALL!

<Yami Yoshi starts spitting fireballs at Dark GORE>

Dark GORE: Yeouch!

<Dark GORE's fur catches on fire>

Yami Yoshi: Hip Drop!

<Yami Yoshi slams his body on to Dark GORE>

Dark GORE: Urg!

Yami Yoshi: That's what you get for crossing the OGers!

Dark GORE: I'm not through with you yet lizard!

<Dark GORE stands back up and his hand morphs into a huge cannon>

Dark GORE: COCONUT CANNON!

<Dark GORE starts firing coconuts at Yami Yoshi>

Yami Yoshi: Whoa! C'mon Pharaoh! Hurry up!

<Meanwhile in another section of the lab>

Pharaoh: Damn this guy is heavy!

GORE: ...huh?

Pharaoh: Hey! You're up!

GORE: So tired...

Pharaoh: Hurry up! Let's go!

<Suddenly a huge explosion is heard and Yami Yoshi is blasted through the floor in front of them>

Yami Yoshi: Ugh......

Dark GORE: Ha! The Coconut Bomb worked perfectly!

<Dark GORE jumps through the hole in the ground>

Dark GORE: All right! Hand over the monkey and no one gets hurt!

Pharaoh: Oh yeah...Someone's gonna get hurt! Take this! MUMMIFICATION EGG!

Yami Yoshi: Mummification Egg?

<A giant egg made out of bandages surrounds Dark GORE and wraps around him>

Dark GORE: Mmmmph!

Pharaoh: All right! Let's go!

<Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, and GORE run away>

Dark GORE: <breaks out of the bandages> YAAARRRGGGHHH!!! I'M GONNA KILL THOSE YOSHIS!

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Episode 10: An Unlikely Alliance - by Gamechamp

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Earlier,meanwhile...

BLUE:Yay,they're back!We fixed Green and Black!

GREEN:Hey,I'm fixed,now to make a power stick!

GC:Stop all the rhymin,we need to get crimin!Yikes,it's contagious!Now what do we do,genius?

GREEN:LET'S JUST STOP RHYMING!!!

ALL BUT GREEN:Okay.

GC:Now,we need to find a way to get through things!We spent so much time fixing Green and Black and making a water proof program in us,so now we only have $2 left to our name!We won't be able to get any food or anything!

GREEN:Actally,we don't need food to survive,we just need energy,which we have an unlimeted energy program...

GC:So?What's your point?FOOD TASTES GOOD!!!So,why not we rob a bank?

GREEN:Actually,all banks were destroyed by you and all the money put in your secret safe when you took over the world,then everyone stole all the money from that vault in your absence,and now nobody has a rich amount of money.

GC:Hmmmm...maybe we could...no,we can't...maybe we could...EARN AN HONEST BUCK?!?!?!?!

Back to now,meanwhile...

INTROBULUS:How the heck did the car explode?

FUSION:Who knows?

???:Noodles,get your noodles here!

They look over to a noodle store,and Gamechamp is at the front.

GC:Fresh hot noodles!All at Noodles!Noodles!Noodles!The best place to buy your noodles!

INTROBULUS:Gamechamp?!?!?!

GC:Ummmmmm...no!It's not me!It's...ummmmm...some guy named George!

MANEGER:Hey!Non-noodle chat!This is your warning!

FUSION:You're actually working here?

GC(whispering):Please,don't tell anybody,we were losing money and we kind of had to do this...

FUSION:HaHaHa!And this is the one who knows every power in the universe like me?HaHaHa!

GC:SHUT UP!!!That's not nice!Me and the rest of the Robot Team are just trying to work here to earn a little cash!

MANEGER:That's it!You're fired!

GC:What?!?!?!

Suddenly,the rest of the Robot Team come from the bathroom holding cleaning tools.

ALL 4:What's going on here?

MANEGER:Leaving your shift:fired!

ALL 5:What?!?!?!?!

GC:This is just great!We're now job hunters again!This will take months to find another!

The Robot Team starts crying,and the store starts filling up with water.

FUSION:Hey,wait!Come on,stop crying!We'll make it up to you!I'll,uuuuuhhhhhh...let you help us on our quest at $500 an hour!

ALL:Really?That would be great!Yes!

GC:Wait...that would mean doing...good...

The Robot Team pauses for a few seconds,then they start crying again.

FUSION:$1,000 an hour!

They all stop crying in one instant,and in that instant Gamechamp ends up holding a meal of noodles and a cup of soda.

GC:I hope you like it as a first impression,we spent our last $2 on it!

FUSION:But...we already had first impressions...

He remembers how the Robot Team had left them on a space station with a bomb about to explode.

FUSION:Anyway...welcome to the team!

INTROBULUS:Hey!I'll decide if we let them in or not!Anyway,welcome to the team!

TO BE CONTINUED...

P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!

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Episode 11: Tollman Trouble - by Lupus

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Lupus: T-t-traitor!

Introbulus: Lupus!

Gamechamp: I'm fighting for good now!

Lupus: Well, honestly I don't care. I'm needed in the next scene. Bye folks! *teleports away*

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Yami Yoshi: I can see the entrance to the labs! Keep going!

*They run up to a huge locked metal door, with a passcode system next to it*

Yami Yoshi: Quick! What's the password?!

GORE: I'm pretty sure it's... uh... not sure.

Lupus: Wow, I leave for one second and the lab has fallen to shambles?

GORE: Weren't you in the last scene?

Lupus: Silence! Rebuilding this lab will cost money... but not much! Mwahahaha!

Pharaoh: Could you tell me the password?

Lupus: No.

Pharaoh: Looks like we'll have to find another exit.

Lupus: I can spare you the trouble.

*The roof opens up and the floor ejects Yami Yoshi, Pharaoh and GORE onto the Tokyo streets. The roof quickly closes again in time for a car to cross, running over the trio*

Lupus: That always works! The wonders of coincidence.

*Somewhere, in the underground passage between Japan and Guam*

Fred: Do do do do... this sure is boring. How the heck am I meant to walk from one country to another?

Tollman: Fifty gil to pass.

Fred: ...gil?

Tollman: Fifty gil to pass.

Fred: What the heck is a gil?

Tollman: Fifty gil to pass.

Fred: Do you say anything else?

Tollman: No.

Fred: Oh. Well... I have no fish. So what is a gil?

Tollman: The currency in Guam.

Fred: No, its the currency in some Final Fantasy games. I'm sure people of Guam use-

Tollman: Fifty gil to pass.

Fred: I HAVE NO MONEY! Besides two yen, which I can't buy ANYTHING with.

Tollman: Then you have no access to Guam.

*Suddenly, for no reason, the tunnel collapses and kills the Tollman. Fred scrambles across the rubble and towards the rest of the tunnel. But where the roof broke, water floods in from the ocean*

Fred: I know this is a bad thing. But I'm not sure HOW it is.

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Episode 12: Guest Stars - by Fred_In_Bed

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Dark Jim: Soon I must strike. Forget Lupus, this story will be more exciting with a third party. Forget Fred, he's just a useless OGer/moron. I must destroy my old friend Introbulus. AHAHA! (over radio) Koopa! Your next target is Introbulus! Do what I say and you may keep your deck. huahhhaha...

Koopa: Yessss... Master...

Dark Jim: You just ruined my laughing moment. Be sure never to do that again. ok, from the top: AHAHAHAaaah!

Koopa: Yessss... Master...

Dark Jim: grrr...

(Evil base of anti-goodness)

Lupus: Ha, We will eventually get those plans for the cheese star, and then the story will end in a climatic battle clash thingee!

Dark GORE: Yes, indeed. We have gained a new set of guards. Micheal Jordan and Micheal Jackson! AHAHA!

EVIL scientist dude: Why are they so good at guarding?

Lupus: They're not, really. But with them, we'll make a humongous profit for the OG movie for having celebrities spread out within the story a little.

Dark GORE: AHAHAH!

(on the path to Guam)

Fred: Hmm, this rushing water has chased me for a whole hour. I wonder if it would stop if I hit it with my hammer, since most things do! Wait, Instead of doing that, I should get of this virtual reality treadmill and run away from the real water.

(at the end of the tunnel)

Steve Irwin: As you can see, we're traveling to Tokyo to se their beautiful godzilla creature, the rarest in the world! We have to be careful no to provoke it but.. oh no! Short man running at me! Rushing water behind him! I have to go pee! (Is suddenly crushed by water pressure since he didn't move away)

Fred: Whew, I made it.

Guam Policeman: No, you need 30 gil to get out of the... hey, don't swing that at me! Fine, then if we must fight, let me get my... SUPER-FIGHTING ROBOT!!!

Fred: Oh, ok.

(Guam Police man comes back - in a gigantic mecha suit - like say, how 'bout heavyarms from Gundam Wing. There we go!)

Fred: I fall for that too much.

(The mech suit shoots bullets from it's machine gun arm, which miss Fred, since the policeman's aim is really, really bad. Even with auto lock-on. Fred Comes up and smashes the gundam toe, which weakens the battle system for no reason. Gundam 03 kicks Fred into a tree, which cracks pretty badly. Fred chops down the tree, and hits it with his hammer at Heavyarms, A la baseball. It hits him in the chest.)

Guam Policeman: Ha! I'm not even phased. Realease the chest missles.

( He quickly realizes that he is a total moron, and the tree keeps the door shut, leaving the armed missles to explode inside the gundam)

Guam Policeman: Ah, nutbunnies.

(You can probably figure out what happens next)

Fred: Hooray for Fred!

Guam Elder: Hello. You beat Gundam. Take this.

Du dud du du! Fred Got the cheese star instructions/kit. Go to the start menu to select it to either <, /\, or >.

Guam Elder: It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this with you!

Again, du du du du! Fred Got a Volvo/submarine/plane/spaceship! Now he can go anywhere he wants. But we're not telling YOU how to use, it, punk!

Fred: Does that always happen?

(Back in Tokyo...)

Du dud udu du! Gamechamp got a job! It pays alot! Select the C button you want to... blah blah blah...

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Episode 13: TENCHI!!! - by GORE-ILLA

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GORE-ILLA, Yami Yoshi, and Pharoah Yami Yoshi are

safe - since GORE took most of the blow from the cars with his powerful bulk.

Yami Yoshi: Thanks, GORE.

GORE: I should thank you for saving me from Dark

GORE.

Yami Yoshi: I wonder what happened to the others?

GORE: Yeh, we need all of us here before the plot starts moving or undergoes some surprising plot twist.

Pharoah Yami Yoshi: What do we do now?

GORE: Hey! We're in JAPAN!!! Let's go sightseeing!

(Some time later they walk down the street with autographs from Shigeru Miyamoto and a whole lot of famous Anime/Manga creators including Akira Toriyama.)

GORE: That was fun.

Pharoah Yami Yoshi: Yeah, especially when we were

chased through the streets by Yasha and a mob of other Tenchi fans!

Yami Yoshi: Hey, there's Fusion! And Introbulus!

And....Gamechamp?! (dramatic music plays)

Yasha: TENCHI!!!!(beats the crap out of Fusion)

To Be Continued....

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Episode 14: Double Murder - by Fusion

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Fusion: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *gets so PO'd that he pushes down a building with one arm*

OGers: Woah!

Fusion then proceeds to throw Yasha into the Indian Ocean.

Fusion: Take that, you (BLEEP!)! I THREW YOUR (BLEEP!) (BLEEP!) HELLUVA FAR! YOU ARE SO (BLEEP!)ING GONE! YOUR (BLEEP!) IS THROWN! HAHAHAHAHA!

OGers: Fusion, calm down!

Fusion: Oh, sorry.

Suddenly, the Robo Scouts appear.

White: Roll call!

Teal: I am Teal, and I copy Green's power!

Orange: I am Orange, and I copy Yellow's power!

Purple: I am Purple, and I copy Black's power!

Pink: I am Pink, and I copy Blue's power!

White: And I am White, and I copy Gamechamp's power!

All: We're the Robo Scouts, the sisters of the Robot Team, and the hotties of machinery!

White: We will join you in your quest to capture Lupus!

Fusion: Great. Another 20 million dollars off my (BLEEP!).

Pink: Don't worry, it's free. We just want to kick Lupus's big fat (BLEEP!) for once!

Suddenly, Lupus's limousine pulls up to the OGers.

Lupus: You'll never catch me, OGers!

White: That's it! I'm throwin' away the trash!

Suddenly, White picks up Lupus's limousine and throws it into the Indian Ocean!

Lupus: (sitting in the sinking limousine) I'll destroy you one day! I will kick your *glub* *glub* *glub*

White: He'll return later on (That's just the way he is.).

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Episode 15: BSD's Mystery - by Black Skull Dragoshi:Hybrid King

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BSD crashes into a building.

BSD:Note to self:Don't try to imitate a bowling ball again.

SwordMaster appears.

SwordMaster:Wait how did we get from Mt. Fuji to here?

BSD:It was a convinent plot device.

SwordMaster:Oh.

Yami Yoshi:What were you two doing before this OG started anyway?

BSD:Training on top of Mt. Fuji.

Yami Yoshi:Oh.

BSD:I'm also trying to find out about my past.

GORE:Why?

BSD:I'm still perplexed about what SD said after my second battle against him.

(Start flashback)

SD(nearly dying):BSD.....you.......have......won........this......battle............but......you.....still......have...to...fulfill.......your........destiny

(End flashback)

GORE:Oh.

TO BE CONTINUED.........

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Episode 16: Utter Chaos - by Introbulus

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Dark Jim: Aha! They are all together! Now is the time to begin my strike...

(back on earth)

Yami Yoshi: Wait, aren't we forgetting something?

Introbulus: Absolutely not! I'm sure your just paranoid.

(meanwhile, back in Tokyo)

Godzilla clone: (sigh) destroying Tokyo is boring! I think I'll go massacre the people of Guam instead.

(back with the heroes)

Fusion: So what do we do now?

Gore: Patience, Fusion. In time, the authors will present us with a problem we must solve.

(suddenly, Koopa appears out of nowhere)

Koopa: Bwahahaha! I am the servant of Dark Jim!

Gore: See? It always works.

Yami Yoshi: Wait, did you say Dark Jim?!? But I thought he was dead!

Koopa: Really? Are you sure? Because from what I've heard...wait a minute...NO! Dark Jim is not dead! He is alive and well. He sent me here to tell you OGers that the end is near!

Gamechamp: The end of high prices?

Koopa: Yes, the end of high...stop that! Now, I give you one warning. Surrender to the powers of darkness, and we shall spare you your life. Just to show that we mean buisness, I will show you some of the powers granted to me by me NEW master!

(Koopa flicks his fingers, suddenly a crack begins to form in the earth's crust)

Gamechamp: That can't be good...

(out of the crack pops...)

Gamechamp: LORD CHAOS!!!

Chaos: Gamechamp, I am disappointed in you. I thought you were on OUR side, and here I find you doing good deeds?!?

Gamechamp: Please forgive me, master! I promise I'll never do another good deed for as long as I live.

Chaos: Indeed, you are right! You won't live long enough to do another good deed!

Yami Yoshi: Wait, what's going on here?

Introbulus: I think I know! You see, Dark Jim has the ability to control any characters with even the slightest ounce of darkness in their blood. Since Koopa had a great ammount of darkness, he is using him to do his evil deeds from his prison. Now he wants revenge on us for trapping him in the time rip for all of eternity.

Yami Yoshi: Nice recap.

Introbulus: Thank you.

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Episode 17: The Robot Team In Action - by Gamechamp

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ME:Wait!No!Must...fight it...must...get $1000 a day...Yes!Roll Call!!!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

GC:Battle time!!!

Green takes out multiple mechanical weapons,Yellow stays the same,Black takes out his swords,Blue gets in a large robot(only slightly bigger than everyone,not like a giant robot),and Gamechamp stays the same.

GC:Attack!!!

Green starts firing weapons.

YELLOW:FIRE PUNCH!!!

He punches the air and a large fist shaped fireball rams into Lord Chaos.Black starts attacking with his swords,and shooting energy waves through the tips,and Blue shoots lasers,rockets,and many more at Lord Chaos.

INTROBULUS:Think we should help them?

He looks at Fusion,who's siiting in a chair and munching popcorn.

FUSION:Wait,this is cool.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 18: Saving Private Gamechamp - by Yami Yoshi

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Lord Chaos: So you want to fight me huh? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED! CHAOS BLAST!

<Lord Chaos shoots a wave of darkness at Gamechamp>

Gamechamp: Urgh...Robot Team! Get him!

<All four members of the Robot Team run towards Lord Chaos>

Lord Chaos: What gave you the impression that these toys could stop me? CHAOS CRUNH!

<All of the robots suddenly freeze and their bodies are crunched by an invisible force>

Gamechamp: NO!

Lord Chaos: And now for your punishment...TO SEND YOU TO THE FLAMES OF HELL FOREVER! DAMNATION HAND!

Gamechamp: <sobbing> No! Please!

Yami Yoshi: He's been doing good deeds for a few days now and now he has to suffer! Should we help him?

Pharaoh: No way! The punk caused us so much trouble last time! Why should we help him?

Gamechamp: Please! Help me!

<A giant hand appears from the crack in the ground and grabs Gamechamp>

Yami Yoshi: I don't know about you but I'm gonna help him! DARK EGG!

<Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at the hand. The hand explodes and sets Gamechamp free>

Lord Chaos: AAARRRGGGHHH! CHAOS BLAST!

<Lord Chaos aims a blast at Yami Yoshi, but he easily dodges it>

Lord Chaos: No way!

Yami Yoshi: You're pathetic for the Lord of Darkness...

Lord Chaos: HOW DARE YOU! I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL TOO! DAMNATION HAND!

<A hand appears from the crack and grabs Yami Yoshi by the leg>

Yami Yoshi: Urk! Help me Pharaoh!

Pharaoh: DARK EGG!

<Lord Chaos' other hand is blasted off>

Yami Yoshi: We're ready to fuse Fusion!

Fusion: FUSION BEAM!

<Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh form into TH Yami Yoshi>

TH Yami Yoshi: TWIN FIREBALL!

Lord Chaos: AAARRRGGGHHH!

TH Yami Yoshi: Now for the final blow! DARK METEOR EGG!

<A giant dark egg appears in the sky and crashes into Lord Chaos sending him back into the crack>

Lord Chaos: AAARRRGGGHHH!

<The fissure in the ground closes>

Gamechamp: Y...y...you saved me!

Fusion: DEFUSION BEAM!

<Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh defuse>

Pharaoh: Don't let it go to your head! We still hate you!

Gamechamp: B...b...but why? Why did you save me?

Yami Yoshi: Don't mind the Pharaoh...I believe in second chances and I've decided to give you one more chance to become good...

Gamechamp: <sobbing> Thank you!

Pharaoh: Pfft...What a corny ending...

Koopa VI: Hey! Have you guys forgotten me or something? Am I gonna be neglected AGAIN?

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Episode 19: Correct-o - by GORE-ILLA Likes Cheese

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Lupus: Attack, Mega-Koopa! I have created him from the remains of Koopa I. Sadly, Koopa VI died in the process.

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Koopa VI: Oh. (dies)

GORE: So we took out Chaos. We still have Dark Jim, Koopa I, Dark GORE, and of course Lupus to take care of.

Fusion: And Gamechamp!

Yami Yoshi: Will you stop that, Fusion? He's on our side.

Fusion: That's what we thought last time and then he double-crossed us!

GORE: Calm down. we still need to plot our next move. But I can't help but feel we forgot someone...

*Elsewhere in space...*

Stuman: Hello? Where'd they go? I must have fallen asleep whilke we were fighting Sephnita.

To Be Continued.....

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Episode 20: Supply And Demand - by Fusion

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Pink: Hey, we didn't even get to fight Lord Chaos!

Purple: Yeah! We want action!

Fusion: You can fight in our next battle, okay?

Yasha: TENCHI!!! *gets shot*

Fusion: *blows on pistol* Heh heh heh.

[ March 08, 2003, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Darth Fusion ]

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Epiode 21: A New Minion - by Introbulus

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OOC: These things are going pretty quickly, eh?

Dark Jim: Curses! Koopa VI has been destroyed by an unforseen plot device! Oh well, I'll just summon another evil minion! Hmmmm, but who could I call that would want revenge on the OGers? Oh wait! I know! Bwahahahaha!

(Who is this mysterious person/creature that Dark Jim is summoning to do his evil bidding? Why is Introbulus such a lazy bum? Can't he come up with his own minions? I mean really, what's the point of...)

BLAMMO!

(...Ow. That wasn't very nice.)

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