Chapter 2: "Dark Jim's Minions"

Episode 22: The Cloaked Weirdo - by Fusion

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Dark Jim: Arise, my new minion!

Suddenly, a mysterious cloaked figure wearing a mask appears.

Dark Jim: Go, my servant. Destroy the OGers!

Cloak: Yes, master.

The cloaked figure vanishes. Meanwhile, in Tokyo...

Introbulus: Fusion, aren't you going to be arrested for murder?

Fusion: Nope. I threw Yasha's body in a dumpster.

Suddenly, in a flash of lightning, the cloaked figure that Dark Jim conjured up appears.

Cloak: I am one of Dark Jim's top minions! Prepare for your destruction!

Fusion: Fusion Blast!

The Fusion Blast has no effect.

Cloak: See? I am too strong for you!

Introbulus: Metal Punch!

Introbulus runs over to punch the cloaked figure, who grabs and twists his hand.

Introbulus: Owowowowowowow!

The figure punches Introbulus right into a manhole.

Cloak: Who's next?

Yami Yoshi: Mind Crush!

Cloak: ARRGH! MY MIND!

The figure holds on to his head in pain for a few seconds. Then, he manages to telekinetically fling Yami Yoshi into a building.

Japanese Office Guy: *Japanese language* (WTF?)

Yami Yoshi: Sorry.

Yami Yoshi walks toward the exit. Meanwhile, during the battle...

Pharaoh: Pharaoh Fist!

The figure ducks, causing Pharaoh to miss. He blasts Pharaoh into a truck.

Cloak: Hahaha! I am too powerful for you! It's time to reveal myself!

Suddenly, the figure takes off his mask and throws off his cloak to reveal...

OGers: Don Knotts?

Don Knotts: Yes, it is I, Don Knotts! I will destroy you all! Mwahaha!

Fusion: Warlock Punch!

Don Knotts dodges the punch, kicks Fusion in the gut, and telekinetically flings him into a car.

Japanese Driver: *Japanese language* (What the heck!?)

Gamechamp: Game Beam!

Gamechamp fires a beam at Don Knotts, who punches the beam back at him, sending him flying into a Japanese Bar.

Japanese Drunkard: *Japanese language* (Hey, you made me spill my Bud! Prepare to die!) *pulls out a gun*

Gamechamp: Game Punch!

He punches the drunkard out the window. Suddenly, friends of the Japanese drunkard surround Gamechamp.

Gamechamp: Better get this over with.

Meanwhile, at the battle with Don Knotts...

Green: You hurt our leader! Green Beam!

Yellow: Light Beam!

Black: Shadow Ray!

Blue: Energy Laser!

All the attacks hit Don Knotts, but they have no effect.

Don Knotts: Four-Way Laser!

He fires four lasers, each hitting a member of the Robot Team.

SwordMaster: Sword Slash!

Don Knotts: Meh, too easy.

With one hand, he grabs the blade of SwordMaster's sword. With the other, he blasts SwordMaster into a building.

BSD: BSD Laser!

Don Knotts: Wind Blast!

He creates a flurry of wind, causing the BSD Laser to go right back at BSD.

Gore: That's it! I will pound you! Ultra Smash!

Gore jumps high into the air and gets ready to smash Don Knotts, but Don Knotts teleports away, causing Gore to land hard on the sidewalk, causing the sidewalk to cave in.

White: Time for...

Robo Scouts: The Five-Laser Attack!

They all fire at Don Knotts, but he reflects all five lasers at the Robo Scouts.

Don Knotts: My work here is done. *vanishes*

Later...

Introbulus: I'm covered in sewer water!

Yami Yoshi: I got flung into an office!

Fusion: I got flung into a car!

BSD: This is obviously the toughest opponent we have faced. I hate to admit it, but he could probably be stronger than Lupus.

Pharaoh: We must defeat him! There must be some way to kill him!

Fusion: Hey wait, remember that ruby that Sephnita used?

Gamechamp: You mean the one that stole souls?

Fusion: Yeah. We could use it against Don Knotts! I think I've got it at my mansion. C'mon! I'll take us there with my fleet of limousines.

Suddenly, 5 limousines appear. The OGers get in the limosuines and go to Fusion's mansion. Meanwhile, in Dark Jim's lair...

Don Knotts: And they got KO'd with one attack!

Dark Jim: And did they die?

Don Knotts: Not exactly. Those attacks were just warnings to the OGers that if they got in our way, they would die!

Dark Jim: Yes, but you know those OGers. They always come back for more and more until they eventually find a way to defeat each enemy! I want them killed!

Don Knotts: Shouldn't be a problem! Besides, I didn't even use half of my power when I fought them.

Dark Jim: Go and kill them! There will be a big reward for you if you are successful.

Don Knotts: Yes, m'lord. But one more thing. I sense that they seek a ruby that steals souls. They want to use it against us.

Dark Jim: And you're worried?

Don Knotts: Not a d*** bit! I have a special power that destroys anything in its path. Not even a god can stand against it, let alone a mere ruby.

Dark Jim: Oooooh. What is this power?

Don Knotts: You will find out "in time".

Dark Jim: Um...ok. Go, and destroy them!

Don Knotts: Yes master. *vanishes*

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Episode 23: Call To Action - by Yami Yoshi

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In the limo...

Yami Yoshi: Wait a sec! You know that ruby that stole souls? It was destroyed when BSD killed Sephintu!

Fusion: Oh yeah! I forgot...What ruby DID I get?

Voice: Da Ruby of Popularity yo!

<Sephnity suddenly jumps out from the back seat>

Fusion: <sighs> Oh yeah...

Yami Yoshi: Is this Sephnity?

Sephnity: Dat's right! I gotta a way to clean Knotts' clock old-skool!

Fusion: <sigh> Go back to your ruby...

<Fusion holds up the ruby. The ruby flashes and it sucks Sephnity inside>

Sephnity: Ay! Watcha playin' me for foo?

Fusion: Shut up.

Yami Yoshi: Hey! We're almost at the mansion!

<The limo pulls up to Fusion's Mansion>

BSD: Wow! It's huge!

Pharaoh: Pfft...not nearly as huge as my ancient palace!

<The OGers go inside the mansion and walk into Fusion's bedroom>

Introbulus: This Don Knotts guy is powerful. My power level machine concludes his power level is stronger than all of our powers combined.

Pharaoh: Is he stronger than Twin Headed Yami Yoshi?

Introbulus: I hate to break it to you, but yes. Twin Headed Yami Yoshi has a 40% survival rate against Knotts.

Yami Yoshi & the Pharaoh: WHAT!?

Pharaoh: Where the hell does he get all this power?

Introbulus: Probably from Dark Jim...That guy's power seems to be limitless...

BSD: We need a more powerful fusion...

Fusion: Well, I can fuse you BSD with Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh but the problem is, you are already a fused specimen I cannot fuse already fused specimens...

Everyone: WHAT!?

BSD: That's right...I am in fact a fusion of three creatures...a Dragoshi, a Red Eyes Black Dragon, and a Summoned Skull. It happened many years ago...

<Flashback>

<BSD, or Dragoshi as he was back then playing a Shadow Game against a shrouded figure. The shrouded figure has a Buster Blader on his side of the field and Dragoshi has a Summoned Skull and Red Eyes Black Dragon on the field>

Shrouded Figure: Give up! My Buster Blader can kill both our Summoned Skull and Red Eyes Black Dragon!

Dragoshi: Not quite! I play Polymerization! And I'm gonna fuse EVERYTHING on my side of the field!

<The card glows and Dragoshi, the Summoned Skull, and the Red Eyes Black dragon start to fuse together>

Dragoshi: The hell?

Shrouded Figure: You idiot! You said EVERYTHING on your side of the field! That means you too!

<After the fusion ends, the Shrouded Figure faces the BLACK SKULL DRAGOSHI!>

BSD: Ha ha ha! I haven't felt so much power in my life! This is great!

Shrouded Figure: Oh no!

BSD: MOLTEN EGG!

<BSD throws a Molten Egg at the Shrouded Figure instantly killing him>

BSD: Ha ha ha ha ha!

<End Flashback>

Fusion: So you're saying that you're a fusion between a Dragoshi, a Red Eyes Black Dragon, and a Summoned Skull?

BSD: Yes.

Fusion: I can try to defuse you...then I can fuse you, Yami Yoshi, and the Pharaoh to form the Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi! Then you should be unstoppable!

BSD: All right!

Fusion: DEFUSION BEAM!

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Episode 24: Twin-Headed Yami Dragoshi - by Fusion

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Suddenly, BSD glows.

BSD: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He is defused.

Fusion: Now then, Fusion!

Red Eyes, Summoned Skull, Dragoshi, Yami Yoshi, and Pharaoh fuse into...Twin-Headed Yami Dragoshi!

3H Dragoshi: Where is Knotts!? I will kill him!

Fusion: Let's ride back to Tokyo!

So, they ride back to Tokyo. Meanwhile, in Dark Jim's lair...

Don Knotts: I suddenly sense a power that is greater than mine!

Dark Jim: What!? Impossible! You are my strongest cohort!

Don Knotts: It is true. This power is...Twin-Headed Yami Dragoshi!

Dark Jim: WHA...!? Oh, of course. A fusion. Fusion is behind this! Well, Don Knotts. I will have to make you stronger.

Don Knotts: How?

Dark Jim: You must fuse...with me!

Don Knotts: Wha...!?

Dark Jim: Yes. We will become Jim Knotts.

Don Knotts: Well, if it makes me stronger.

Dark Jim/Don Knotts: FUSE!

Suddenly, they fuse into a giant golden mask that gives off an evil grin.

Mask: HA! I am Jim Knotts, the Mask of Ultimate Power! I will crush the OGers!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 25: Failed Fusion - by Introbulus

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Dark Jim: Wait, this is stupid. I'm WAY more powerful OUT of fusion than I am IN fusion, why would I...

(suddenly, a lightbulb appears above Dark Jim's head. Or rather, a darkbulb, since he's dark and all.)

Don Knotts: Ah! I see now! Since we are fused, we can exit the trap that the OGers set for us! BWAHAHAHA!

Dark Jim: Fool! That's MY laugh!

Don Knotts: Oh, sorry.

(The fused being, somehow being two beings at once, attempts to cross the barrier. But...)

Dark Jim: AHHH!!!

(the mask diffuses)

Don Knotts: Master!

Dark Jim: Forget about me! Go get those OGers!

Don Knotts: Yes, my master! (flies off)

Dark Jim: The barrier between this realtiy and that one must be stronger than I anticipated! I can't leave this place, I can't teleport out, I can't even fuse my way out!

(Dark Jim glows with evil power)

Dark Jim: I MUST find a way to get out of this hell hole! I MUST get my revenge!

(Dark Jim calms down a bit, then get's a devious smile on his face...well, his glowing evil eyes look devious, anyway.

Dark Jim: So what if Don Knotts fails? He was only powerful because of the power I gave him! I can summon a BETTER minion! One that can make ME powerful. Hehehe...

(lightning strikes)

Dark Jim: Powerful enough to escape this prison and rid the world of those meddling OGers...FOREVER!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Episode 26: Showdown With Don Knotts - by Yami Yoshi

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At Fusion's mansion...

SwordMaster: <looking out the window> Hurry up! Don Knotts is flying this way!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Don't worry! With these new wings, I can fly too! And these new claws shall rip him to shreds!

<TH Yami Dragoshi flies out the window>

TH Yami Dragoshi: All right! This is what you get for humiliating us in Tokyo! DRAGOSHI SLASH!

<TH Yami Dragoshi slashes Knotts ripping part of his cloak>

Knotts: Argh! Ha! Just because you're fused doesn't make you any more stronger than I! FOUR-WAY LASER!

<Knotts fires 4 lasers at TH Yami Dragoshi>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Dark Slurp N Burp!

<TH Yami Dragoshi swallows all for of the laser and spits them back at Knotts>

Knotts: ARGH!

<The lasers rip off Knotts' left arm>

Knotts: <panting> No...I cannot fail my master!

TH Yami Dragoshi: DARK MOLTEN EGG!

<TH Yami Dragoshi throws a giant black egg covered in fire at Knotts>

Knotts: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

<Knotts' cloak is now torn. His left socket is bleeding like hell>

Knotts: Ugh......

TH Yami Dragoshi: UPGRADE TO LEVEL 2!

<TH Yami Dragoshi's body becomes covered in a golden light>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Meet TH Yami Dragoshi 2!

Fusion: Facinating! Since BSD has the power to upgrade to Level 2, he can do the same when he is fused with Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh! Truely remarkable!

SwordMaster: Looks like BSD has finally become useful for once...

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: MAGNA DARK MOLTEN EGG!

<TH Yami Dragoshi 2 hurls a Dark Molten Egg the size of a huge boulder at Knotts>

Knotts: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

<Knotts' body explodes and he dies>

Fred: Yeah! They did it!

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: Now to get revenge on Dark Jim!

<Meanwhile>

Dark Jim: I know! I'm gonna summon the strongest Egyptian God ever! QWIRTZOK!

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Episode 27: Quirtzok Returns - by BSD:The mysterious hybrid

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Qwirtzok:Yes master?

Dark Jim:Destroy TH Yami Dragoshi 2!

At earth near Fusion's mansion.....

TH Yami Dragoshi 2:I heard that SwordMaster!

SwordMaster(to himself):he must have good hearing.

Qwirtzok appears.

Qwirtzok:Which one of you is TH Yami Dragoshi 2!?

TH Yami Dragoshi 2:I am ya mental asylum escapee!

Qwirtzok:You nust be incredibly strong to destroy Don Knotts.

Fusion:Looks like the Pharoh's arrogance has clouded some of TH Yami Dragoshi's mind.

Qwirtzok:So in other words you're a fused fighter?

TH Yami Dragoshi 2:Yes,cobwebs for brains!

Qwirtzok:You'll fight me!

They are warped to final destination.

Introbulus:Where are we?

GORE:Final destination.

TH Yami Dragoshi 2:This is where I defeated SD and a whole new adventure opened up for me.

Qwirtzok(to himself):Darn,i'm in a big disadvantage because I don't know any of his attacks!!!

2 hours later......

Announcer:TH Yami Dragoshi 2 versus Qwirtzok!

What other attacks does TH Yami Dragoshi 2 have?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO VGF MEMBER OG 3 DARK JIM'S REVENGE!!

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Episode 28: Not All OGers Go To Heaven - by Lupus

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*In the TWIFATIT Lab under Tokyo*

Lupus: Ooh, looks like Qwirtzok has returned before we intended...

Lemonjello: QWIRRRRTTTTZZZOOOKKK!! This cannot happen! *warps to Qwirtzok's side*

TH Yami Yoshi 2: Attack of Supreme Uber 1337 Powers!

Qwirtzok: Hah! Fool, taste my Comeback Attack of Even More Power than You Thought Imaginable!

Lemonjello: STOP!

Qwirtzok: Sir Setzer! *kneels*

Lemonjello: Emperor Qwirtzok! What hast poised thou mind so much that thou joint up with Dark Jim?

Qwirtzok: Lupus killed me in the first Member OG! I despise you all!

Lemonjello: Lupus did not kill thou, Emperor. Another OG posted that Lupus killed thou in ruthless, bloody ways!

Qwirtzok: ...Really?

Lemonjello: Yes.

Qwirtzok: ...Oh...

*IN THE HIVE OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL*

Dark Jim: DRAT IT! I cannot win! Every soldier I use gets killed or converted to the other side! No matter. I have the power to convert them all back! Bwahahaha!

Koopa: But sir, they forgot about me. I didn't die. Just my successors.

Dark Jim: Ah, another one of the TWIFATIT lackeys. This story IS based around you, is it not? Get back out in the spotlight!

Koopa: Yes sir!

*Koopa flies out, and appears over the Final Destination. He bombs the entire field, decimating everyone on it, then flies away laughing*

TH Yami Yoshi 2: That must mean we're in heaven.

Satan: Wrong!

To be continued...

Fred: When the heck will I be respected in this story? I want some lines!

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Episode 29: The Second Minion - by Introbulus

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Dark Jim: Oh enough already! I'm tired of making the OGers pay! It's time the WORLD knew the true meaning of pain.

(Dark Jim meditates...)

Dark Jim: I summon you now, Dark Matter! The call of evil beckons your power!

(Suddenly, Dark Matter appears)

Dark Matter: Who dares disturb Dark Matter? I was just watching C-Span!

Dark Jim: Ah yes, DArk Matter. At last we meet!

Dark Matter: (I sense much evil in this being. As well as much power! He would make an excellent addition to my "collection".)

Dark Jim: If not for the fact that I'm already pure evil. Tough luck there, Dark Matter.

Dark Matter: What the...? How is it that you can read my mind?!?

Dark Jim: I am Dark Jim! I control all evil beings! Reading your mind was a snap!

Dark Matter: "Dark" Jim? Evil Beings?!?! Hey! That's my deal! Not yours!

Dark Jim: Then I will be brief in my buisness. Look into my crystal ball...

Dark Matter: Oh alright. (looks into the crystal ball) Oh look, the Yankees are beating the Angles. Who would've thunk it?

Dark Jim: Oh, wait! Wrong channel! Hold on a second...THERE! Now look!

(Dark Matter looks into the orb, to see the OGers appear one-by-one)

Dark Jim: I would very much apreciate it if you would dispose of these troublesome pests for me. I would do so myself, but they trapped me in this demention for eternity.

Dark Matter: And what do I get in return?

Dark Jim: Well, for one thing, you'll be ridding the universe of those "do-gooders"

Dark Matter: Hmmm, tempting, but I must decline this...WAIT! Stop the image!

(Dark Jim stops the image on a picture of Lupus)

Dark Matter: (sensing Lupus) This creature has an extremely high level of evil AND power! (looks at Dark Jim) Are there others like this on the planet?

Dark Jim: Enough to rid the universe of...Kirby!

Dark Matter: (thinks) Hmmm..Dark Jim, I will destroy these OGers under one condition.

Dark Jim: Name it!

Dark Matter: I gain total dominion over this galaxy and all of it's inhabitants!

Dark Jim: Except one.

Dark Matter: Which one?

Dark Jim: (focuses the image on Introbulus) THAT ONE! I want him for his power! Without him, I can only reach a fraction of my potential!

Dark Matter: Very well, I shall bring that one to you alive.

Dark Jim: I trust you won't be needing a power boost?

Dark Matter: Of course not! Although I WOULD like an expansion on my army. If I am to destroy these OGers, I will need some of your forces.

Dark Jim: Of course!

(Dark Jim summons several evil creatures. Some of which are Redeads, Like Likes, Koopas, Zoomers, Waddle-Dees, Albatoss, and other typical VG minons)

Dark Matter: Excellent. I shall begin my apocalypse immediatly!

(Uh, oh! Looks like Dark Jim pulled out a trump card! Is this new ally just the creature needed to spur the evil that will allow Dark Jim to escape from his eternal prison? Find out next time! On VGF OG 3: Return of Dark Jim!)

OOC: ^That's my suggested sub-title

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Episode 30: Deja Vu - by GORE-ILLA

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*Deep Within Dark Jim's Body....*

Evil: Yes. I am in complete control of this 'Jim' now. But once I find a new power source, I can leave this mortal body and return to my true form. Mwahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

*Elsewhere in Hell...*

GORE-ILLA: Its hot in here!

Exodia, Chaos, King Bob, Koopas II-VI, Don Knotts & Practically every Villain That's Died So Far in This Series: Remember Us?

OGers: Darn.

To BE Continued Next Time on VGF Member OG 3: Dark Jim Strikes Back

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Episode 31: The wrath of Tim Curry - by Fusion

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Suddenly, lightning strikes all the villians.

Villians: ARRRRRRRRGH! *disappear*

Suddenly, another mysterious cloaked figure wearing a mask appears.

OGers: Who are you?

Cloak #2: I am...*removes mask to reveal...*

OGers: Tim Curry?

Tim Curry: Yes, it is I, Tim Curry!

Introbulus: You're that guy who does a lot of those villian voices on the cartoons.

Tim Curry: Yes.

Introbulus: Well, you reek at that! You sound like an old British guy!

Tim Curry: HEY! That's it! Voice Beam!

Suddenly, a beam of pure energy hits Introbulus.

Introbulus: NO! TOO MANY OF TIM CURRY VOICES! ARRGH!

Introbulus is KO'd.

Fusion: Voice Beam! The beam that puts a lot of voices in the opponents head!

Tim Curry: Yes, and I will destroy you all! Seismic Wave!

Suddenly, the ground shakes beneath the OGers, causing them to fall to the ground.

THYD2: Twin Blast!

The blast hits Tim Curry but has no effect.

Tim Curry: HA! I'm the strongest man in the universe! But enough small talk. It's time to summon...Prime Minister Death!

THYD2: Oh no! Prime Minister Death, the strongest of the four legendary gods!

Prime Minister Death: Tim Curry, you have done well. For this, I grant you immortality!

Suddenly, Prime Minister Death zaps Tim Curry.

Tim Curry: YES, I AM STRONGER THAN EVER! MWAHAHA! Soon, I will overthrow Lupus! Mwahaha!

Prime Minister Death: Now, I'll handle THYD2. Tim Curry, the rest are yours.

Tim Curry: Yes master.

OGers: Oh crap.

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Episode 32: Nightmare in Dream Land - by Yami Yoshi

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TH Yami Dragoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

<Suddenly TH Yami Dragoshi wakes up in a bed surrounded by Introbulus>

Introbulus: You're finally up!

TH Yami Dragoshi: The hell?

Introbulus: You were in a coma for some time. For about 13 years!

TH Yami Dragoshi: WHAT!?

Introbulus: It's because of your absense that the Earth's been taken over.

TH Yami Dragoshi: No way! What happened?

Introbulus: After Koopa bombed Final Destination, one bomb must have knocked out your brain or something...Anyways, we had to hide you in Fusion mansion. In the meantime, Dark Jim escaped from the time rip thanks to Dark Matter.

TH Yami Dragoshi: No! Dark Jim escaped?

Introbulus: Yeah. But his reign of terror didn't last long. Dark Matter wanted FULL control over Earth so he killed him.

TH Yami Dragoshi: That's good...But what about the OGers?

Introbulus: They were all absorbed into the Dark Matter. Dark Matter completely absorbed Earth. I managed to escape before I was absorbed as well using my spaceship.

TH Yami Dragoshi: Where the hell are we now then?

Introbulus: We are orbiting around Earth. Look out the window and see for yourself!

<TH Yami Dragoshi looks out the window>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Holy shnit!

<Earth is completely covered in darkness>

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Episode 33: Dark Joe - by Fusion

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Suddenly, Fusion appears in a limo.

Fusion: Darkness trouble? Allow me!

Suddenly, he shoots a beam of light into the sky. All the darkness is gone.

People of the Earth: Yay! We can see!

Fusion: That was too simple.

Meanwhile, in Dark Matter's lair...

Dark Matter: NO! The world is bright again! That's the last straw!

???: Aw, can't take the heat? Then get the heck outta the desert.

Dark Matter: Who's there?

???: BuhuhahaHAHAHAHA!

Dark Matter: I'm warning you! I will kill you!

???: You won't be killing anyone else after I'm through with you!

Suddenly, Dark Matter sees that he's holding a black cloak in one hand and a white mask in the other. The cloak and mask slip out and form a flying cloak with a mask.

Dark Matter: Who are you?

Cloak: Just call me Dark Joe for now. Anyway, I have a task for you.

Dark Matter: I serve no one!

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning strikes Dark Matter.

Dark Matter: YEEOUCH!

Dark Joe: Now do as I say!

Dark Matter: One bolt is not enough to scare me! Darkness Finger!

Dark Matter's index finger glows red. He runs up to jab Dark Joe with his Darkness Finger, but Dark Joe dodges every time.

Dark Joe: Mask Eyes!

Suddenly, he shoots lasers out of his mask at Dark Matter. Dark Matter tries to dodge them, but they are to fast for him, and he goes flying into a wall.

Dark Joe: Now you are my servant! Go kill the one called Lupus!

Dark Matter: Ok, ok! Just stop beating me up! *vanishes*

Dark Joe: BuhuhahaHAHAHAHA!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 34: Dark Fusion - by Yami Yoshi

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<Meanwhile on Earth>

Fusion: I wonder why I didn't do that earlier...All these 13 years of hiding and I could've just blasted away the darkness...

<Suddenly, the sky turns dark again>

Fusion: Not again...

Dark Matter: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Time to find this "Lupus" guy!

<Pieces of Dark Matter, black one-eyed energy balls, starting flying everywhere>

Fusion: Beam of Light!

<Fusion prepares to shoot the beam but a piece of Dark Matter flies into Fusion's head>

Fusion: AGH!

<Fusion is knocked onto the ground unconcious>

Pedestrian: Are you ok?

<Fusion suddenly stands back up. His eyes glow red>

Fusion: Mwa ha ha! Never been better!

<Fusion flies towards Dark Joe's cave>

Meanwhile on the Planet Mystery...

Lupus: Ha! Foolish Dark Matter! They don't know that I'm not even on Earth! The entire TWIFATIT has moved their base to the Planet Mystery!

Back on Earth in Dark Joe's cave...

Dark Matter: No sign of Lupus. However, I did find THIS person.

<A possessed Fusion walks into the cave>

Dark Matter: One of my cohorts has managed to possess him and with his powers, we'll be unstoppable!

Dark Joe: What exactly are his powers?

Dark Matter: He can fuse together any living creature! He also possesses every power in the universe!

Dark Joe: All right! Use him to fuse us together then!

Dark Fusion: Yes Master! Fusion Beam!

<Dark Matter and Dark Joe fuse to form...>

Dark Joe Matter: Dark Joe Matter!

<Dark Joe's human body is now surrounded by a dark fog>

Dark Joe Matter: Ha! My power level has increased greatly! I also possess the powers of darkness!

<Dark Joe Matter fires a beam of darkness out of his hand>

Dark Joe Matter: Wait! I sense a power level higher than mine coming from space! Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi! Isn't he a fusion?

Dark Fusion: Yes.

Dark Joe Matter: I need you to defuse and destroy Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi! Got that?

Dark Fusion: Yes Master.

<Dark Fusion flies into space towards the OGers's spaceship>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Hey! Someone's flying our way!

SwordMaster: It's Fusion! I wondered where he was after 13 years...

<Fusion flies onto the spacestation and bursts in>

Gamechamp: You could've used the door!

Dark Fusion: Must...kill..Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Are you ok?

Dark Fusion: ...DEFUSION BEAM!

<Dark Fusion shoots the Defusion Beam at TH Yami Dragoshi. TH Yami Dragoshi defuses>

Yami Yoshi: Hey what gives?

Dragoshi: Are you alright?

Pharaoh: He's evil!

Dark Fusion: TAKE THIS!

<Dark Fusion punches Yami Yoshi>

Yami Yoshi: Argh! Dark Egg!

<Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at Dark Fusion>

Dark Fusion: <dodges the egg> Ha!

Dragoshi: Dragoshi Flame!

<Dragoshi fires a fireball at Dark Fusion>

Dark Fusion: <dodges the fireball> Ha!

Yami Yoshi: What's wrong with you Fusion?

Pharaoh: Allow me to free his mind...MIND CRUSH!

<Dark Fusion suddenly clutches his head and a piece of Dark Matter flies out of his ear>

Pharaoh: DARK EGG!

<The Pharaoh throws a Dark Egg at the Dark Matter piece and kills it>

Pharaoh: Take that!

Fusion: Ugh...my head...

Yami Yoshi: Fusion! What happened!?

Fusion: I don't know...Last thing I remember was something flew into my ear. Then my head went blank...

Pharaoh: I must have been the Dark Matter!

Yami Yoshi: That's it! We have to stop it!

Introbulus: All right! Let's fly to Earth!

<The OGers hop into Introbulus' rocket and fly towards Earth>

Yami Yoshi: How are we going to pass through the Dark Matter atmosphere?

Introbulus: LIGHT SHIELD!

<Introbulus presses a button and a barrier of light surrounds the spaceship>

Introbulus: This should protect us.

<The spaceship penetrates the darkness and lands safetly in Tokyo>

Yami Yoshi: <hops out> Now let's kill Dark Matter!

<In Dark Joe Matter's cave>

Dark Joe Matter: Dammit! It seems that Fusion has failed...I guess I'll have to deal with him myself!

<Dark Joe Matter flies out of the cave to where the OGers are>

Dragoshi: Hey! Someone's flying towards us!

<Dark Joe Matter lands in front of the OGers>

Dark Joe Matter: So you are the OGers huh...You look pretty pathetic to me...

Yami Yoshi: So YOU'RE the source of all of the darkness!

Dark Joe Matter: It's not just that...I am a FUSION!

Everyone: FUSION!?

Fusion: How is that possible!? I'm the only one who knows how to fuse people!

Dark Joe Matter: Actually...YOU were the one who fused me!

Fusion: I don't remember...

Yami Yoshi: It must have happened when he was possessed! You fiend! I'll kill you! Fusion! Fuse us together!

Fusion: All right!

Dark Joe Matter: Not so fast! DARK COCOON!

<Darkness binds Fusion into a small cocoon>

Dark Joe Matter: Ha! Without Fusion, I am the most powerful being in the world!

Yami Yoshi: C'mon guys! We can beat him! Let's go!

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Episode 35: Slurp - by Dark Magus

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::Dark Magus walks out of nowhere to a nearby stand, slaps down a $5 bill, and walks off contently with nachos and a slurpee.

Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

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Episode 36: Yami Yoshi's Defeat - by Yami Yoshi

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<Dark Magus walks away from the stand drinking his slurpee>

Dark Magus: <slurp> Hey! It looks like a fight's going on! I'm gonna watch!

<Dark Magus sits on a bench and starts chomping on his nachos>

Dark Joe Matter: Just in case Fusion breaks free from the cocoon...DARK ABSORB!

<Dark Joe Matter absorbs the cocoon>

Yami Yoshi: Fusion!

Dark Joe Matter: Ha ha ha! Fusion is no more! And now Fusion's powers become mine!

Yami Yoshi: No! We'll still defeat you! DARK EGG!

<Yami Yoshi throws a Dark Egg at Dark Joe Matter but it's instantly absorbed>

Dark Joe Matter: Ha! I have the power to absorb anything dark!

SwordMaster: Absorb this! OG BLADE!

<SwordMaster pulls out his sword and slashes off Dark Joe Matter's arm>

Dark Joe Matter: Argh! My arm! DARK ABSORB!

<Dark Joe Matter absorbs the darkness from the skies and it repairs his arm>

Dark Joe Matter: Who should I absorb next? Ah yes! Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh! The OGers will certainly lose without your existance! DARK COCOON!

<A Dark Cocoon binds Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh>

Dark Joe Matter: DARK ABSORB!

<Dark Joe Matter absorbs both of the cocoons>

Dragoshi: NO!

Dark Joe Matter: Now Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh's powers are mine! DARK EGG!

<Dark Joe Matter hurls at Dark Egg at Introbulus knocking him into a building>

Introbulus: Urg...Exactly who or what are you?

Dark Joe Matter: I am a fusion of Dark Matter and Dark Joe!

Introbulus: Who the hell is Dark Joe?

Dark Joe Matter: He is Dark Jim's older brother. His powers exceed that of Dark Jim!

Introbulus: Jim never told me he had a brother...

Dark Joe Matter: We used Fusion to fuse the most powerful bodies together! Dark Matter and Dark Joe! The two most powerful beings in the universe!

Meanwhile inside of Dark Joe Matter...

Yami Yoshi: Whoa! Where are we?

Pharaoh: This place is weird...Everywhere you look there's darkness and it looks like there's no way out!

Yami Yoshi: Let's try to find Fusion so we can bust outta here!

<The Pharaoh and Yami Yoshi float deeper into Dark Joe Matter's body>

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Episode 37: Technical Difficulties - by Gamechamp

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GC:Now try to absorb me!

INTROBULUS:What?!?!?!

DJM:So,you surrender?Good,then I will!

He absorbs Gamechamp.

REMAINING ROBOT TEAM:Nooooooo!!!Red!!!!!

VOICE:Hello,there.It's me,Gamechamp.

DJM:What?I just absorbed you!

GC:I'm inside you.You see,I'm a robot.Robots are actual things,not something living.So that means I can't be absorbed,so now you just helped me by letting me inside you.But first...

Fusion,Yami Yoshi,and the Pharaoh come out of Dark Joe Matter.

YY:Whoa...

GC:Now...take this!

DJM:Noooooo!!!Ouch!!!Stop!!!

FUSION:Ummmmmm...this is starnge...

Dark Joe Matter drops on the ground,still screaming.

GC:Now...defuse!

Dark Joe Matter splits into Dark Joe and Dark Matter,and inbetween them is Gamechamp.

BOTH:Nooooo!!!We need to escape!!!

Both of them fly away,but Gamechamp hits Dark Matter with a large buster gun shot,which makes him disintigrate into nothing,and all of the dark in the sky dissapears,then a whole lot of people come out.

SOMEONE:Hey!All the dark is gone!

SOMEONE:Oh,noooo!!!It's the Robot Team from 13 years ago!

They all get out guns,and start shooting the Robot Team.

GC:Must...hold onto anger...must not let it go...think about $1,000...

They walk away to find a way to thier ground base,while people are still shootting guns.

FUSION:Hey,Gamechamp,how did you learn to diffuse?

GC:I have every power in the universe,remember?

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 38: The Return of Dark Jim - by Introbulus

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Dark Matter: Oh great! Now we don't have the power to defeat Dark Jim when he...

Dark Jim: Did someone call?

Dark Matter: Ahh! It's you!

Dark Jim: Tsk, tsk, Dark Matter. You dissapoint me. Plotting my downfall behind my back...

Dark Joe: Wait a minute! You're not my brother!

Dark Jim: Who are you?

Dark Joe: I'm Dark Joe! Brother of the REAL Dark Jim!

Dark Jim: Hmmm...Oh yes! I remember HIM! He was one of the first people I absorbed the last time I was evil!

Dark Joe: Impossible! Dark Jim disappeared Billions of years ago! I had thought that YOU were HIM!

Dark Jim: Forty billon years ago, to be precise!

Dark Joe: You mean...?

Dark Jim: Yes! To go to Harvard university, earn my degree in...

Dark Joe: Wrong storyline.

Dark Jim: Oh, then yes, I absorbed your brothers body and took his name!

Dark Joe: Then there's still a chance to...

Dark Jim: Nope, he's an integral part of my system now! Just like...YOU!

Dark Joe: What? Never!

(Dark Jim advances on Dark Joe. Joe tries to dodge him, but Dark Jim anticipates this and plots his course accordingly)

Dark Joe: NO!!!!!!

Dark Jim: BWAHAHAHA! Now, Dark Matter, a little buisness I have with you...

Dark Matter: (nervous) Hehe, now now, don't get carried away, sir. Uhhhh, I didn't know that you had...

Dark Jim: Survived? Ha! Of course I did!

Dark Matter: Gee, uh, how exactly did you know that I hadn't...

Dark Jim: Been destroyed? Pah! Even I know that your structural composition doesn't allow you to decompose!

Dark Matter: Well then, only one thing to do then, eh?

Dark Jim: I know you're charging an energy blast. I sensed it quite awile ago.

Dark Matter: Oh really? Then you know how much...THIS (blast) will hurt!

Dark Jim: (absorbs the attack)

Dark Matter: Huh?

Dark Jim: Foolish matter! Don't you realize that I can't be hurt by Dark attacks? Now you've gone and made me angry!

Dark Matter: Oh really? Well what makes you think you can stop ME?!?!

Dark Jim: Fool! I am the LORD of darkness! You are my servant! (zaps Dark Matter with a beam)

Dark Matter: AHHH!!!!

Dark Jim: Now then, who do you serve?

Dark Matter: I serve only the dark lord Jim, master.

Dark Jim: And who do you oppose?

Dark Matter: The OGers and all that they stand for, master.

Dark Jim: Excellent. Now, what are you going to do about them?

Dark Matter: Hide under a rock, master.

Dark Jim: WRONG! You will DESTROY THEM!!!!

Dark Matter: Master, with all due respect, they would crush me like a puny insect.

Dark Jim: Very well then, your job now is to ready my army of darkness. I will deal with the OGers!

Dark Matter: Yes, matter.

Dark Jim: (sigh) Good help is so hard to find these days...

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Episode 39: Fusion's Anger - by Fusion

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Meanwhile, in the space station's training gym...

Fusion: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Fusion punches a punching bag in two.

Introbulus: Why are you so angr...

Fusion: SHUT UP! *throws Introbulus through a metal wall*

Introbulus: Ouch. Man, he's really p***ed about Dark Joe Matter absorbing him.

Fusion: I'll take all of you on alone!!!

Yami Yoshi: FUSION! *slaps Fusion*

Fusion: Sorry, I got so p***ed that I was out of control.

BSD: We will stop Dark Joe, Dark Matter, and Dark Jim someday.

Computer: Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

Introbulus: Computer, who is the intruder?

The computer shows them a view from a camera in sector three. A mysterious cloaked figure wearing a mask is beating up all of the security robots.

Computer: Intruder's power level: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Introbulus: We must get to sector three!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 40: Dark GORE's Revenge - by GORE-ILLA

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*the OGers confront the Intruder*

Fusion: Who are you?

Intruder: Why I am.......(removes costume)

GORE-ILLA: Dark GORE?!!

Dark GORE: You've got that right.

Yami Yoshi: Can we defeat him?

Dark GORE: No, you cannot. But I will spare your

lives - if you give me GORE.

BSD(assuming he's re-fused with the Black Skull and Koopa): No way! We can beat'em!

GORE: No. We can't. Take me.

Dark GORE: Good. Mousse? (Mousse snaps Mega-Electro Handcuffs on GORE.)

Introbulus: No!

GORE: Don't worry. I can fight my own battles.

(GORE is stuck in a cell on The Flying Monkey.)

The Flying Monkey leaves the space station. To where? Only I know. (Hint: I'll get my climactic battle after all!) So continue in your quest against Dark Jim as GORE-ILLA is once again seperated from the group. For now.

To Be Continued....

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Episode 41: Dark Matter's True Power - by Yami Yoshi

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In Dark Jim's cave...

Dark Matter: Time to produce an army that shall please my master!

<Dark Matter starts producing small black creatures called NZ's from his cloud-like body>

Dark Matter: Ha ha ha! Darkness shall cloud the world once again!

Meanwhile...

Yami Yoshi: Great...GORE's gone...

Pharaoh: Pfft...We don't need him...

BSD: We still need to concentrate on our main mission: to destroy Dark Jim and Dark Matter!

Gamechamp: His darkness no longer covers the Earth but his presense is still a threat to the Earth!

Pharaoh: I think we should fuse in Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi again!

Fusion: All right! DEFUSION BEAM!

<Fusion defuses BSD into Dragoshi>

Fusion: All right! FUSION BEAM!

<Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, and Dragoshi fuse into Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi>

Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi: All right! I'm flying down to Earth!

<TH Yami Dragoshi flies out of the space station and flies towards Earth>

Fusion: All right! Let's follow him!

<The remaining OGers hop into the spaceship but Introbulus holds Fusion back>

Introbulus: It would be best if you stay here.

Fusion: What!? This is the fate of Earth we're talking about!

Introbulus: Every time you've gone into battle, you've been attacked an you jeopardized TH Yami Dragoshi's existance. No offense but its best if you stay here and guard the space station.

Fusion: ...Ok...

Introbulus: All right! Let's go!

<All of the OGers except Fusion hop into the spaceship and fly towards Earth behind TH Yami Dragoshi. Soon the OGers land onto Earth>

TH Yami Dragoshi: All right! Let's find that Dark Matter!

SwordMaster: Hey! Is he that dark cloud floating over there?

TH Yami Dragoshi: Yeah! That's him! Let's get him!

Dark Matter: I would do that if I were you...

<Suddenly, about a million of small black creatures hop out of Dark Matter's body>

SwordMaster: What the hell are those?

Introbulus: NZs...There has to been about a million of them!

Dark Matter: All right NZs! Attack!

<All of the NZs charge toward the OGers>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Brace yourself! DARK EGG METEOR!

<The Dark Meteor Egg kills about 1000 NZs>

SwordMaster: OG BLADE!

<SwordMaster slashes a large group of NZs>

SwordMaster: Ha! Take that!

<Suddenly a bunch of NZs jump onto Introbulus' body>

Introbulus: Argh! There's too many!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Time to for my ultimate attack! DARK EGG METEOR SHOWER!

<Suddenly, hundreds of Dark Egg Meteors come crashing down to Earth killing all of the NZs>

Dark Matter: No! My army!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Ha! Now time to finish YOU off! DRAGOSHI FLAME!

<TH Yami Dragoshi spits a giant fireball at Dark Matter seperating his body into thousands of dark clouds>

TH Yami Dragoshi: And that's that...

Introbulus: Oh no! Look!

<All of the dark clouds cluster together and reform Dark Matter>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Oh no! Dammit!

Dark Matter: Ha! I am impossible to destroy!

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Episode 42: The Battle Continues - by Fusion

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Suddenly, a bunch of lasers hit Dark Matter.

Dark Matter: ARRGH! The laser doesn't hurt, just the heat!

Introbulus: Who did that?

Suddenly, millions of small starships and one huge starship fly around Dark Matter.

Introbulus: I see someone in the largest one! Hey, is that...? It is! FUSION! I TOLD YOU TO STAY BEHIND!

Fusion: Yeah, hi. It's me! Did I tell you I am the commander of my own fleet of starships?

THYD: No.

Fusion: Oh. Time for my Plasma Ray!

Dark Matter: WTF?

Suddenly, a huge green ray hits Dark Matter. He respawns again.

Dark Matter: Ha, I am invincible!

Suddenly, Dark Matter is grabbed from behind by...

OGers: White?

White: That's right! Roll call!

Teal: I am Teal, and I copy Green's power!

Orange: I am Orange, and I copy Yellow's power!

Purple: I am Purple, and I copy Black's power!

Pink: I am Pink, and I copy Blue's power!

White: And I am White, and I copy Gamechamp's power!

All: We're the Robo Scouts, the sisters of the Robot Team, and the hotties of machinery.

White: Time to throw you away!

White hurls Dark Matter around at such an awesome speed and flings him into a nearby canyon wall.

Dark Matter: Ouch.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 43: Escape - by GORE-ILLA

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*In the control room of The Flying Monkey*

EVIL Scientist Dude: Sir, shouldn't we rejoin the TWIFATIT forces on Mystery?

Dark GORE: Not yet. First we must return to our lab in Japan so I can absorb GORE-ILLA.

EVIL Scientist Dude: Yes, master.(Diskun rushes in)

Diskun: Urgent news! I've translated the scrolls!

According to this, Sephnito is trapped in a Time Rip and is powered by five crystals: Sephn-

Dark GORE: Diskun, that was the last OG!! Get with the times!

Diskun: Sorry, sir.

*In GORE-ILLA's cell*

GORE sat alone in the cell. He had given up on trying to break the cuffs a while ago. When he struggled, the Electro Omega handcuffs sent surges of pain unlike anything he felt before throughout his body. He closed his eyes, remained calm and concentrated on the cuffs. Suddenly, he heard a loud snap and opened his eyes to see his shattered cuffs laying on the ground.

GORE: What the Hell? (Without the handcuffs, it was easy to knock down the steel cell door. He took Ol' Bessie, who was appointed guard of his cell, by surprise and locked her in the cell.)

GORE wandered through the ship quietly and heard noises. He ducked into the armory which was filled with weapons of every shape and size. From

the small remote control designed to deactivate GORE's robot parts to a TWIFATIT Cheese Ray which looked like it had been used recently (inside joke). Suddenly, a voice called out from the shadows.

Mousse: Whatchou doing outta your cage, man? (goes into an attack stance)

GORE-ILLA: Taking out the trash. (goes into a defensive stance.)

Mousse: That's it. I might not know karate, but I know ca-razy! YAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (charges at GORE wildly.)

GORE: (flips behind Mousse) GORE Punch! (knocks out Mousse.) That takes care of her.

GORE-ILLA continued scanning the room. Then, he saw a sword in a sheath attached to athe wall. A label on it read , "GORE-ILLA's Sword". GORE wondered what that meant. He had never wielded a sword before. He reached out for it, when a giant claw slammed down on GORE. He leaped out of the way. And the sharp claw destroyed a wall of the ship. The vacuum sucked out most of the smaller weapons. GORE turned around and confronted his assailant.

Pinchy: Pinchy Crush!

GORE: Not again. (ducks Pinchy's attack, jumps on his back and grabs his antenae.)

Pinchy: BLARG!!!! My antenni!! (tries to shake GORE off.)

GORE-ILLA: (spies an emblem on Pinchy's back) What have we here? (grabs the sword and jams it in

the emblem.)

Pinchy: YAARRG!!!!(passes out and begins turning into a normal lobster as the wind sweeps him away.)

GORE; (grabs the sword) That was ea- (suddenly hears the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Spins around and blocks a sword blow that would have cut his head off if he blocked a second later. The sword attacking him is a darker version of his. As for the wielder of the sword...)

Dark GORE: Ready to play, dumb monkey?

To Be Continued Next Time on VGF Members OG 3: Triple Trouble!

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Episode 44: Losing Battle - by Yami Yoshi

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Dark GORE: Pity you don't know how to use a sword...That REALLY gives you a disadvantage!

GORE: I'll show you! TAKE THIS!

<GORE attempts to slash Dark GORE. Dark GORE easily blocks the attack>

Dark GORE: Take this!

<Dark GORE slashes GORE's left arm>

GORE: Argh!

<GORE's arm starts bleeding>

GORE: <clutching his arm> Urg...I have...to fight back...

<GORE swings his sword at Dark GORE again. Dark GORE jumps into the air and slams his sword into GORE's arm again, this time knocking it off>

GORE: Ugh...

Dark GORE: Ha ha ha! Prepare to meet your end!

<Dark GORE points the tip of his sword at GORE>

Dark GORE: After I kill you, I will absorb your body and become the strongest being in the universe!

GORE: No...

<Meanwhile on Earth>

Dark Matter: Curse you Robo Scouts! Take this!

<Five dark clouds emerge from Dark Matter>

Dark Matter: I shall abduct your bodies! Ha ha ha!

<The dark clouds fly towards the Robo Scouts>

SwordMaster: TAKE THIS! SWORDS DANCE!

<SwordMaster slashes and kills all five pieces of Dark Matter>

Dark Matter: What?

SwordMaster: They don't call me SwordMaster for nothing! I am the greatest swordsman on Earth!

Dark Matter: Really...Then try to beat THIS!

<Dark Matter's body transforms into the spikey-haired, sword-wielding wizard from Kirby's Dream Land 2>

Dark Matter: Let's see how good you are with the sword!

SwordMaster: Prepare to meet your match!

Dark Matter: Take this!

<Dark Matter starts firing energy balls from the sword at SwordMaster. SwordMaster blocks each one and they reflect back towards Dark Matter>

Dark Matter: Ugh! Take this!

<Dark Matter attempts to stab SwordMaster but is blocked>

SwordMaster: OG BLADE!

<SwordMaster slashes off Dark Matter's arm>

Dark Matter: Urg! <thinking> He IS strong with the sword! I'll need to transform!

SwordMaster: Ha! Ready to give up?

Dark Matter: Not yet...BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO!

SwordMaster: What?

Dark Matter: Watch this!

<Dark Matter's body transfroms into a one-eyed floating black orb>

Dark Matter: See if you can beat this!

SwordMaster: Grr...

<Dark Matter starts firing crystals from his body>

SwordMaster: Ugh!

<One of the crystals slams into his right shoulder damaging it>

Dark Matter: Ha ha ha! Take summa this!

<Dark Matter fires even more crystals at SwordMaster's body>

SwordMaster: ARGH!!!

Dark Matter: And now for the moment I've been waiting for! DARK ABSORB!

<SwordMaster's injured body gets sucked into Dark Matter>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Oh no!

Introbulus: He's gone...

Dark Matter: Mwa ha ha ha ha! I have more power than ever!

TH Yami Dragoshi: I'll show him! DRAGOSHI FLAME!

[ March 13, 2003, 12:49 AM: Message edited by: Yami Yoshi ]

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Episode 45: Idej - by GORE-ILLA

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GORE quickly recovers and picks up his sword. Suddenly, he remembers a clue to his past: Idej

Dark GORE: Now you die! (ruhses GORE with his sword.)

GORE blocks Dark GORE's attacks with skills he never knew he had. But, Dark GORE is stronger and soon backs GORE up to the hole in the side of The Flying Monkey. Dark GORE knocks GORE's sword out of his hand. It gets sucked out of the hole. He then kicks GORE-ILLA through the hole. Dark GORE leaps out the hole after him "riding" his sword like a pogo stick with the pointy side sticking down.

GORE lands on his back on the top of a volcano - on the side of the lava pit.

GORE: Ugh. That was close. (Just as he's about to get up, Dark GORE comes riding down. His sword impales GORE-ILLA's flesh arm. He screamed in pain

as blood gushed out from the wound.)

Dark GORE: Now, are yolu ready to die monkey? (He puhes the sword it sinks deeper through GORE's arm and into the ground.)

Dark GORE continues pushing the sword down until the blade of the sword is no longer visible. Blood is everywhere. Censor Man runs in with a broom.

Censor Man: Cover your eyes children! (wipes away most of the blood with his broom and runs off)

Dark GORE pulls the sword out of GORE's arm. The sword is now completly red with blood. Censor Man runs back and Dark GORE decapitates him.

Dark GORE: This time I will aim for your head. (raises his sword above his head and prepares to

swing down with all his might.)

GORE quickly scans his surroundings for something to help him. Then, he saw something resting a few yards away from him. It was the remote control EVIL Scientist Dude made to destroy his cyborg parts. But, it was out of his reach. He reached out for it futily. He was about to give up when he remember a comforting voice from his past: Do or do not. There is no try. He closed his eyes and concentrated. The remote flew into his hand.

Dark GORE: NOW YOU DIE!

GORE: I think not! (points the remote control at Dark GORE's mechanical right arm. He presses the button and Dark GORE's arm explodes, causing him to drop the sword. It cuts his cheek, leaving a scar, as it flies past GORE's face.)

Dark GORE: AHHHH!!!! My arm! (GORE then blows up Dark GORE's mechanical left leg. He loses his balance and falls over the side of a crater. He grabs a ledge with his remaining arm.)

Dark GORE: YOU'LL DIE, GORE!!! I'LL KILL

YOU!!!!!!!

[Serious Mode]

GORE aims the remote control at the mechanical half of Dark GORE's head, but looks. That was him

there. His face. His fur. He was only hurting himself. And if the Pharoah could turn good, maybe he could too. He dropped the remote control into the lava. A small rumbling followed, but quickly stopped.

Dark GORE: What did you do that for? You had a chance to kill me!

GORE: I will spare your life. If we work together,

we will become great. (extends hand and grabs Dark GORE's arm)

Dark GORE: I'd rather die. (lets go of GORE and falls to the lava.)

[/serious mode]

GORE looked away, not wanting to see this. A loud

Plop! was heard followed by a loud rumbling. This time, the rumbling didn't stop. GORE quickly ran down the hill as the eruption sent lava and molten rocks flying everywhere.

He found his sword on the volcano and ran into the jungle, where he wrapped a palm leaf around his arm as a bandage.

GORE soon bought a plot device named PL-0TT from Bob's Plot Device Roundup (50 percent off!)

GORE: PL, teleport me to the VGF Six.

PL: Yes, Master GORE! (they disappear.)

*Elsewhere on The Flying Monkey...*

EVIL Scientist: Where could Master Dark GORE have gone? (Suddenly, a blood red sword broke through the window and landed on the floor. Then a small molten rock fell into his hand.) Hot! hot! (he drops it

and it cools, revealing is no molten rock.) What- Master? (The mechanical half of Dark GORE's head lies on the floor.)

To Be Continued Next Time On VGF Member OG 3: Triple Trouble!

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Episode 46: Sword Master Versus 02 - by Yami Yoshi

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Evil Scientist Dude: <clutching Dark GORE's head> No! Dark GORE!

Pinchy: Pinchy thinks he's dead!

Evil Scientist Dude: No! GORE shall pay!

Diskun: What do you plan on doing?

Evil Scientist Dude: I shall rebuild Dark GORE's body and create Dark GORE 2.0, his body shall be mechanically enhanced and should destroy GORE once and for all!

<Evil Scientist Dude walks into his lab>

On Earth...

GORE: Hey! What did I miss?

TH Yami Dragoshi: It's you! You finally escaped from the Flying Monkey!

GORE: Yeah...Hey! Where's SwordMaster?

TH Yami Dragoshi: He was absorbed by Dark Matter...

Dark Matter: Ha ha ha! I shall absorb each and every one of you!

<Dark Matter starts firing crystals at the OGers>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Super Slurp 'n' Burp!

<TH Yami Dragoshi eats all of the crystals and spits them back at Dark Matter>

Dark Matter: Urgh!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Dragoshi Slash!

<TH Yami Dragoshi's claws extend and slash up Dark Matter until his body is covered with bloody scratch marks>

Dark Matter: Urgh......I better transform back!

<Dark Matter's spherical body turns back into the dark cloud>

Dark Matter: Now all of my wounds have healed!

TH Yami Dragoshi: No!

GORE: How are we supposed to beat this guy!?

Meanwhile inside of Dark Matter...

SwordMaster: Whoa! This place is weird!

<SwordMaster stands on a platform surrounded by an eerie red background>

SwordMaster: What a crazy place...

<Suddenly, NZs appear out of nowhere and charge towards SwordMaster>

SwordMaster: NZs!

<SwordMaster slashes each one up with his sword>

SwordMaster: Take that!

<Suddenly that platform starts to shake>

SwordMaster: WHOA!

<The platform crumbles and SwordMaster falls into the void below him>

SwordMaster: Sheesh...This pit seems infinite...When will I stop falling?

Voice: You'll stop falling when I'm through with you!

<A white spherical one-eyed angel appears>

Angel: I am 02, the core essence of Dark Matter.

SwordMaster: So YOU'RE Dark Matter.

02: That's right. I am the source of all of the darkness that clouds your planet.

SwordMaster: You have killed so many innocent people! I'll show you!

<SwordMaster flies towards 02>

02: We'll see about that! Take this!

<02 starts firing bombs from his eye>

SwordMaster: Swords Dance!

<SwordMaster slashes and destroys each bomb>

SwordMaster: Take this!

<SwordMaster stabs 02 in his eye>

02: Argh! You are better than I thought!

SwordMaster: That's right!

02: Time to show you my true strength!

<A small green spikey tails pops out of 02's underside and starts shooting poisonous gas at SwordMaster>

SwordMaster: <cough> Cannot...breathe...

02: Ha ha ha! Once I'm through with you, you shall be trapped in eternal darkness forever!

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