Chapter Three: "The Light Sword"

Episode 47: Trump Card - by Gamechamp

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SW:Ugggg...

He falls down and faints.

O2:Hahaha!Stupid weakling,I better just let him live so I can use his powers on the outside...

MEANWHILE...

GC:There has to be a way to defeat him...I've got it!

FUSION:What?

GC:I know of someone who can give us a weapon that will be able to destroy Dark Matter!

THYD:What is it?

GC:The Light Sword,a legendary sword which can only be summoned once every thousand years...and if I'm correct,it's been 300,000,000 years since it's been summoned.

THYD:But,wouldn't there still be another Light Sword somewhere so people can use two?

GC:No,after 1 hour of being summoned,the sword dissapears,waiting until the next time it is summoned at least 1,000 years after...if we get it,we can destroy Dark Matter!

FUSION:Just one problem...do any of us know how to use a sword?

GC:Of course,Sword...Master...does...oops.Wait!The Robot Team can go inside him and do it!Right,team?

ALL RT BUT GC:Right!

GC:We simply need to find a way to get absorbed by Dark Matter,which we will be able to keep the sword without getting seperated,and ten we can deliver it to Swordmaster!

FUSION:Soooooo...how far away is your friend?

GC:Only about 20 minutes away,meaning when we get back,we should have about 40 minutes left to destroy Dark Matter!

GORE:But how do we keep Dark Matter from following us?

GC:Hmmmm...we'll need some people to stay behind...

BLUE:We'll stay behind,sir!We'd be happy to help with this!

WHITE:And us Robo Scouts will stay,too!

GC:Okay,brothers,sisters,hold him back for us!

All tre OGers but the Robot Team except Gamechamp and the Robo Scouts leve,following Gamechamp.

10 minutes Later...

They arive at a house in a secluded part of a forest...

GC:Hello!Kargon!We need your help!

A man walks out of thwe building...

KARGON:Gamechamp?!?!?!?!What are you doing here?

GC:Well,I need a little help,I need you to summon the light sword!

KARGON:WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!YOU NEED SOMETHING THAT SACRED?!?!?!?!?!?!

GC:It's for the sake of the world!

KARGON:Hmmmmmmm...allright...but you'll need to prove to me that you're deserving...you must pass some tests...

GC:How long will they take?

KARGON:Oh,only about 30 minutes...

GC:Ok.

KARGON:Okay,now let me summon the sword...

GC:Nooooo!!!Wait!!!

Then,a sword made of pure light except for the handle appears.

KARGON:Ooops...I forgot the time limit...looks like you're on a quick time limit!Now,for your first task...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 48: Generral Shy - by Introbulus

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(Meanwhile, at Dark Jim's lair of unhappiness)

Dark Jim: (looking into his crystal ball) The Light Sword?!?! How could he have known about the Light Sword?!? Oh boy, this is not good. If they are able to use the light sword aganst me, they might actually have a chance of vanquishing me! I can't allow that! General Shy! Front and Center!

(General Shy Guy walks up to Dark Jim)

General Shy: Yes, master?

Dark Jim: Get your most mischevious troops over to those tests immediatly! Gamechamp must not be allowed to pass those tests!

General Shy: Yes, my lord! I will send my best troops over there immediatly!

Dark Jim: Excellent. You are dismissed.

General Shy: ...

Dark Jim: That means you go away now.

General Shy: Oh! Right! (walks away)

Dark Jim: Now to check up on Dark Matter. (waves his hands over the crystal ball)

(Inside the crystal ball)

Yellow: Look out for that blast!

Teal: Oh no! It got Blue!

(out of the crystal ball)

Dark Jim: Excellent! Dark Matter is doing a fantastic job! Not even robots can last long against Dark Matter! Only a wepon of pure good could defeat him! (checks in on Kargon's hut) With any luck, they will never have the chance to use the weapon! Bwahahaha!

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Episode 49: The First Task - by Gamechamp

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KARGON:Okay,then,your first task is to defeat my friend,Fufu,in an arm wrestling tournament!

GC:What?!?!Show me to the weakling!My arms are made of steel,literally!I can beat that... ...oh,hello,Fufu,nice to meet you!

There is a large monster in front of him,and his muscles are bulging.

FUFU:Get to the table,we're going to arm wrestle!

GC:Oh,no,I'm not going to arm wrestle,you are mistaken for who was talking,it was...him!

He points at a nearby rabbit.

KARGON:No,it was him,Fufu,now get to the table!

They both get to the table,and get ready to arm wrestle.

GC:This is the end!

KARGON:Goooooo!!!

Then,the second he says that,Fufu pulls down Gamechamp's arm,and Gamechamp's arm comes off.

GC:Ummmmmmmm...could we redo that?My arm needs to be screwed on tightly.

FUFU:What?!?!?!?!?!Monster!!!!!I forfiet!!!

He runs off screaming.

KARGON:And the winner by default is Gamechamp!

GC:What?But all I did was have my arm not screwed on tightly!

KARGON:Fine,then no Light Sword for you.

GC:Okay,I won!Now tell the next task while I get my arm on!

KARGON:Sure,your next task is...

???:Wait right there!

ALL:Huh?

General guy and his army are in front of the house.

GG:Dark Jim would be most happy if you were destroyed!

KARGON:Stand back,this calls for the wielder of the Light Sword!Light warp!!!

He slashes the light sword,and the blade shoots out a slash of light at the army,and they dissappear.

GG:Ummmmmm...what happened to them?

KARGON:I banished them to the world of torture,where you will go next!

He does it again,and General Guy dissappears.

THYD:Oh,no!We lost some of our 1 hour time limit from that!

KARGON:You got a head start on the first task,so you're okay.Now,for the second task..

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 50: General Guy's Ploy - by Introbulus

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(meanwhile, in nearby bushes...)

General Guy: Excellent! Our ploy worked perfectly! Now that he thinks we are gone, he won't suspect a couple of shyguys to do anything "dangerous" during his trials will he?

Now then, get in there and be sure that gamechamp doesn't win! But make sure he doesn't see you! Otherwise the whole project is a bust!

Camouflage (can't spell that word) Guy: Yes sir! (sneaks off)

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Episode 51: The Second Task - by Fusion

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Kargon: Your second task is to go to the address on this paper *hands GC a piece of paper* and buy the item on it.

GC: Why can't you do it?

Kargon: BECAUSE IT'S YOUR TRAINING, NOT MINE!

GC: Ok, ok. Sheesh.

Kargon: Oh, and beware of three obstacles: a Cyclops, three evil mages, and the Mythic Dragon from Yugioh!

GC: Ok. *runs off*

Can he surpass these obstacles and proceed to the next task?

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 52: More Trickery - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

GG:Okay Mr.Cyclops,we have a deal for you!

CYCLOPS:What is it?!?!?!?!?!

GG:Well,we'll give you this special eye appear tonic so you can have 2 eyes,as long as you do one thing...

CYCLOPS:What?!?!?!?!

GG:There are some people that will come by that are trying to pass.Don't just not let them past,we want you to destroy them!!!

CYCLOPS:Hmmmmm...okay,now give me that tonic!

They give him a bottle,and the cyclops drinks what's inside,and a second eye appears on his head.

CYCLOPS:Yay!!!!!!It worked!!!!!!!Now I'll keep my end of the deal!!!!!!

The shy guys leave.

GG:Little did he know that also had special Hercules' Strength Tonic in it,now those OGers won't stand a chance!!!

SHY GUY:Genuis,sir!!!

GG:I know!

Meanwhile,the OGers go on unaware of what they're about to face.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 53: A Dark And Stormy Test - by Yami Yoshi

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<Meanwhile where the Robo Scouts are fighting Dark Matter>

White: C'mon team! We gotta distract this ugly dark cloud! AURORA LASER!

<White fires a rainbow laser at Dark Matter that is immediately absorbed>

White: What!? Oh no!

Dark Matter: You pathetic fighting skills bore me! Time to end this! DARK ABSORB!

<Dark Matter hovers over the remaining the Robo Scouts and absorbs each one>

Dark Matter: Time to kill those OGers!

<Dark Matter flies towards the forest where the OGers are taking the tests>

Fusion: What's that?

TH Yami Dragoshi: Crap! It's Dark Matter!

Gamechamp: The Robo Scouts must have been absorbed as well...

TH Yami Dragoshi: I'll take care of him! You guys complete the tests!

<TH Yami Dragoshi flies towards Dark Matter>

Dark Matter: You again...Don't you ever give up?

TH Yami Dragoshi: Never! DRAGOSHI FLAME!

<TH Yami Dragoshi spits a giant fireball at Dark Matter that incinerates his body>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Take that!

<The darkness from Dark Matter's destroyed body reforms>

Dark Matter: Argh! Take this!

<Dark Matter starts shooting black energy balls at TH Yami Dragoshi>

TH Yami Dragoshi: <dodges the energy balls> Ha! Your aim sucks!

Dark Matter: Look again!

<The energy balls fly back toward TH Yami Dragoshi and intercept with his body knocking him into a tree>

TH Yami Dragoshi: What the?

Dark Matter: Ha! My Dark Energy Ball attack homes in on my opponent!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Urg...C'mon OGers! Pass those tests!

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Episode 54: Sword Who? - by SwordMaster

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*Swordmaster wakes up and 02 is gone*

SM: Huh? Where am I and why am I falling? The last thing I remember is waking up in a hospital with a metal hand.

NARRATOR: GASP! He can't remember anything that's happened so far in OG 3 and most of OG 2!!! It must be amnesia from the poison gas!!!

SM: Are you sure its not just because I havn't been to VGF in awhile?

NARRATOR: SILENCE!!! You have amnesia because it just seems more probable.

SM: It seems more probable then the truth?

NARRATOR: I said SILENCE!

SM: Okay whatever. I wonder when I'll stop falling.....

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Episode 55: Darkness Falls - by Fusion

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Suddenly, the Robo Scouts fly out of Dark Matter, leaving a hole in his body. He regenerates quickly.

Dark Matter: My energy! It is gone! No matter, if I absorb Fusion and Gamechamp, I won't need to absorb anyone else! Dark Absorb!

He sends an beam at Fusion.

Fusion: Not this time! Energy Punch!

Fusion punches the beam back at Dark Matter.

Dark Matter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dark Matter is engulfed in electricity.

Dark Matter: IF I WERE TO EVER HAVE MY DARK ABSORB REFLECTED BACK AT ME, THEN I WOULD LOSE ALL MY ENERGY AND EXPLODE!

A bunch of cocoons fly out of Dark Matter.

Dark Matter: CRAP!

Dark Matter explodes, this time the explosion destroys all of his anatame, so he cannot regenerate.

Fusion: Why didn't I just do that before?

Suddenly, Dark Jim appears.

Dark Jim: I see you destroyed Dark Matter. Now you must face me! But first...

A demon flies out of Dark Jim.

Jim: Huh? Where am I?

Introbulus: Jim! You're back!

Introbulus runs over and hugs Jim.

Jim: What happened?

Introbulus: You were possessed by that 30 foot tall demon over there.

Demon: Just call me Drakon. I will fight you now.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 56: The Identity - by Introbulus

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Jim: 30 foot demon? It's only five and a half feet tall! And where do you get off calling yourself Darkon? I know who you are!

Darkon: Ha! You could not possibly know my true Identity!

Jim: No, but I certainly know that you aren't who you say you are now!

Darkon: Oh alright! You found me out, I'm your dark self, Jim. I am known as...

Jim: Dark Jim?

Dark Jim: How did you know?

Jim: I was you just five minutes ago! I know everything that you know!

Dark Jim: I see, then you know full well that you are no match for me! (snatches Jim)

Gamechamp: Holy freeholes! Jim just kidnapped himself!

Introbulus: This is not good, Jim was the only thing holding Dark Jim back! Once Dark Jim figures out how to destroy him, we're doomed! Doomed! From latin meaning "fated to death" doomed!!!

Fusion: Calm down, Introbulus! All we need to do is pass these tests and get the Light Sword, then we can beat that sad excuse of a demon down without thinking twice!

THY: Then we'd better hurry to that cyclops, or we'll never be allowed to use the Light Sword!

Narrirator: Will our heroes be able to get the light sword in time to stop the tyrrany of Dark Jim from destroying the universe? Will the proud narrirators of the world ever get the respect they deserve? Can our union provide ample...

Author: Hey! Get back to work you lazy bum!

Narrirator: Yes sir! Right away sir! Without hesitation, sir!

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Episode 57: Gamechamp And Goliath - by Yami Yoshi

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TH Yami Dragoshi: I'm going to check on the Robot Team to see how they're doing on the tests!

Introbulus: All right! We're going to go after Dark Jim!

<TH Yami Dragoshi flies away while the remaining OGers chase after Dark Jim>

Meanwhile...

Gamechamp: Hey! Is that the Cyclops?

Blue: No way! Cyclopses have one eye!

Green: He's coming this way!

<The Cyclops walks over to the Robot Team>

Cyclops: Who are you guys?

Gamechamp: Allow us to introduce ourselves!

Green: I am Green! The mechanic expert, and I do good with using the weapons I make, too!!

Yellow: I am Yellow! I like to use my fists to do the talking!

Black: I am Black! I can sneak on anyone from the dark and attack with my double swords!

Blue: I am Blue! If you want me to operate a truck, tank, spaceship, anything! I can guarantee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower, as long as it has firepower!

Gamechamp: And I am Red! The leader of the Robot Team! I have every power in the universe! Just call me Gamechamp!

All: We are the Robot Team!

Cyclops: So you are the OGers! I shall crush you!

<The Cyclops slams his giant fist into Gamechamp smashing him into a tree>

Gamechamp: Ugh...Get him!

Cyclops: Eye Laser!

<The Cyclops shoots two lasers that hit the ground and cause a huge explosion that blasts the Robot Team into the sky>

Gamechamp: Grr...

Cyclops: Now to crush you! Eye Laser!

<Cyclops prepares to fire his Eye Laser when...>

Voice: Dragoshi Fireball!

<TH Yami Dragoshi appears and shoots a giant fireball into Cyclops' left eye>

Cyclops: Argh! My eye!

Gamechamp: It's you!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Let's destroy this guy! Dragoshi Fireball!

Gamechamp: Xbox Throw!

<Both attacks kill the cyclops>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Now let's go buy <looks at the list> Yu-Gi-Oh Cards?

Gamechamp: Yeah...That's what Kargon wants...

TH Yami Dragoshi: All right! Let's go!

<TH Yami Dragoshi and Gamechamp walk further into the forest>

Meanwhile...

Kargon: Ha ha ha! All of these tests are completely false! If they think they can win the Light Sword from me, they're sadly mistaken!

Voice: Good job.

Kargon: What!?

<Dark Jim runs into Kargon's hut carrying an unconcious Jim>

Dark Jim: So you fooled the OGers?

Kargon: Yes.

Dark Jim: Excellent...The three mages, the Fire Mage, the Water Mage, and the Ice Mage should hopefully destroy TH Yami Dragoshi and Gamechamp! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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Episode 58: Kargon's Escape - by Gamechamp

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KARGON(thinking):Good,if he believes that there is no Light Sword,then my friend Gamechamp and the others will have a better chance at beating this guy if they pass the tests!

DJ:I can read mind!You just told me all that!

KARGON::gasp:Well,it won't matter,because I know a way to get the Light Sword and myself away!I may not be a swordsman,but I do know some techniques!Light Warp!

Kargon dissappears with the Light Sword.

KARGON:Good,he'll never find me here,now to check the progress of the OGers!

He goes in a trance.

Meanwhile...

The Robot Team and Twin headed Yami Dragoshi are running on a path.

GC:Come on!We need to hurry if we want to use the Light Sword!

Then,Kargon's face appears transpantly...

KARGON:Hey!Listen!You need to hurry!

GC:We know that!

KARGON:Yes,but you must know that Dark Matter is gone!

GC:So?

KARGON:Now Dark Jim has gone on the loose!You need the Light Sword to banish him to the dimension of torture!That's the only way to get rid of him!You must hurry and pass the tests,he must be defeated!

Meanwhile...

SM:Ugggg...what happened?

FUSION:Good,you're awake!There's no time to explain,we need to go!

They head toward where the others are...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 59: The Three Sages - by Yami Yoshi

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Kargon: Gamechamp and TH Yami Dragoshi are approaching the Shadow Lake!

Dark Jim: Excellent. The perfect environment for Hydro, the Water Mage!

Voice: You called Master?

<A blue robed mage appears>

Dark Jim: Two people are approaching the Shadow Lake right now! I want you to annihilate both of them!

Hydro: Yes sir! I shall drench and drown them with my TORRENTIAL TIDAL ATTACK!

<Hydro teleports to the Shadow Lake>

Dark Jim: I'll need someone to handle the rest of the OGers...I summon Frost, the Ice Mage!

<A white robed magee appears>

Frost: What is it Master?

Dark Jim: I need you to kill the OGers who are currently entering the Shadow Woods right now!

Frost: Snow problem sir!

<Frost teleports to the entrance to the Shadow Woods>

Dark Jim: Ha ha ha! The OGers shall be defeated! The Three Mages' power exceeds that of Dark Matter! That won't last long! But just in case they do, I still have the ultimate mage, Pyro...

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Episode 60: Help Wanted - by Introbulus

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DJ: ...The mage of fire! BWAHAHAHAHA...wait, did he just say "snow problem"? Damn! It's so hard to find minions that don't have such quirky personalities!

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Episode 61: Frostbite - by GORE-ILLA

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*The other OGers explore The Shadow Woods*

GORE-ILLA: Where could Dark Jim have gotten to?

Introbulus: I don't know.

Fusion: Its starting to get cold. Eh, Swordmaster?

Swordmaster? (looks over to see Swordmaster encased in a block of ice.) Sword Master!

GORE: What the Hell?

Frost: Hee hee...You OGers are sliding on thin ice- and now its time for me to break it!

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Episode 62: The Best Dang Warriors Period - by Fusion

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Fusion: Not so fast!

Frost: What is this!?

Fusion: Fire 7!

Frost: Frost Shield!

Fire 7 melts the Frost Shield instead of Frost.

Frost: Ha! Now I will have frozen Fusion for dinner! Ice Ray!

Fusion is hit and encased in a block of ice.

Frost: Now to absorb them!

Frost absorbs the blocks of ice.

Frost: YES! NOW FIRE WILL NOT HARM ME!

Gore: We'll see! Flamethrower Gun!

Gore's mechanical arm turns into a cannon which fires a lot of fire at Frost. It does nothing.

Frost: Ha! With Fusion's immortality, I cannot be harmed! And with SwordMaster's agility, I cannot be captured! Plus, I get a new attack! Ice Knife!

Frost throws a knife made out of ice at Gore's mechanical arm. It slices the arm's covering, but not much.

Gore: I didn't even feel that. Wha...?

Gore looks at his mechanical arm and sees oil spilling out.

Frost: Without your oil, you cannot move your mechanical parts, rendering you helpless! Hahaha...huh?

Frost suddenly starts glowing. There is a bright flash of light and the next thing you know, Fusion is standing in front of Frost, who is lying on the ground.

Frost: How!?

Fusion: I know how to escape when absorbed!

Frost: No matter! I still have SwordMaster's agility!

Frost hops back up and sumersaults into the air and lands behind Fusion. He punches Fusion into a nearby block of ice, shattering it.

Frost: Ha!

???: Not so fast!

Frost: Wha...!?

Suddenly, four warriors appear.

???: I am Turbo, mechanic and kinetic!

???: I am Mouse, expert hacker and master of computer powers!

???: I am Mirage, a master illusionist and soul stealer!

???: I am Mastermon, master of all Digital Monsters!

???: And I am Sumoto, the 30 ft. tall, 700 ton sumo wrestler, and the largest one in the universe!

All: We're the BDWP (Best Dang Warriors Period)!

Mirage: Commander Fusion, are you all right?

Fusion: Yeah.

Frost: NO!

Mastermon: Yes! You have messed with our leader for the last time! Master Beam!

Frost: NOOOOOOO! *explodes, leaving behind the frozen SwordMaster*

Fusion: Heat 4!

The ice melts, but SwordMaster falls to the ground due to pnuemonia.

Fusion: We must get him to the space station!

Introbulus: Can't you heal him?

Fusion: It would screw up the plot! Now come on! Gore, BDWP, this means you!

Gore/BDWP: Oh!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 63: Battle at Shadow Lake - by Yami Yoshi

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Meanwhile at the Shadow Lake...

Gamechamp: Hey! Is that a lake?

TH Yami Dragoshi: I don't know...Let's go check it out!

<Gamechamp and TH Yami Dragoshi walk over to the lake>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Weird...the water's black...

Voice: Well duh! It's called the Shadow Lake!

<Hydro appears behind TH Yami Dragoshi and Gamechamp>

Gamechamp: Who are you?

Hydro: I am Hydro, the Water Mage! I am a loyal servant of Dark Jim and I am here to destroy you! <pulls out a staff> TORRENTIAL TIDAL ATTACK!

<The water from the Shadow Lake forms the shape of a dragon and flies towards the two OGers>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Fire attacks won't work...Dark Dragoshi Egg!

<TH Yami Dragoshi hurls a winged Dark Egg at Hydro that destroys the water dragon and flies through Hydro's chest>

Hydro: Argh!

<Hydro looks down at a giant hole in the center of his body>

Hydro: Aqua Recovery!

<Water rises from the lake and flies into Hydro's chest restoring it back to normal>

Gamechamp: Oh no!

TH Yami Dragoshi: This guy's body is made out of water!

Hydro: Ha ha ha! That's right! You guys are all washed up!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Dragoshi Slash!

<TH Yami Dragoshi slashes off Hydro's arm>

Hydro: Aqua Recovery!

<Hydro restores his arm>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Grr...How are we supposed to beat him?

Gamechamp: I have an idea! XBOX THROW!

<Gamechamp throws an Xbox into the Shadow Lake>

Hydro: Whoa! You missed me by a mile!

TH Yami Dragoshi: What are you doing?]

Gamechamp: Watch!

<The Xbox explodes creating electrical surges in the water>

Gamechamp: Now attack him!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Right! DARK DRAGOSHI EGG!

<TH Yami Dragoshi throws a Dark Dragoshi Egg that flies through Hydro's chest>

Hydro: Argh! Aqua Recovery!

<Hydro absorbs the water from the lake but this time his chest is violently shocked>

Hydro: <Bzzzzzzzzzt sound is heard> AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Gamechamp: Great! Hydro absorbed the electrified water!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Prepare for some fireworks!

Hydro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

<Hydro's body explodes in a multitude of fireworks>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Yeah! We did it!

Gamechamp: Only the Mythic Dragon is left...

<TH Yami Dragoshi and Gamechamp leave the Shadow Lake...>

In Kargon's hut...

Kargon: Bad news Dark Jim! Hydro and Frost were both easily defeated by the OGers!

Dark Jim: What!? How could they lose so quickly!? Hmmm...It seems that the OGers are more powerful than I thought...I'll need to use Pyro...

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Episode 64: Pyro's Preperations - by Gamechamp

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DJ:Wait,weren't you really trying to trick me,Kargon?Didn't you go hide somewhere I don't know because you're really good?

ZARGON:I'm really Zargon,his twin.

DJ:Okay,I don't need you.

Dark Jim kills Zargon.

DJ:Good.Now,Pyro...

PYRO:Yes,master?

DJ:Go and destroy those 6 by the lake!But first...

General Guy and some shy guys come.

GG:We have made this special water-proof potion for you.We made it in tableats because you might go out from the liquid.Eat them,and you will be immune to water!

PYRO:Good.

He eats the tablets.

PYRO:Yes,now I will destroy those 6!

He leaves to where the Robot Team and THYD are.

Meanwhile...

The Robot Team and THYD are riding the Robot Mobile(THYD is holding on to the back)down a path to get to the next wizard,and finnally get to the next enemy,then get the Yu-Gi-Oh cards and deliver them to Kargon.Then,Kargon's transperent head appears again.

KARGON:Hello,it's me again.I need to tell you something...

BLUE:Well,if it's that we need to hurry to use that Light Sword,we know,I'm going way past the speed limit,and passing 500 trees a second!

KARGON:Yes,but I sense that the final wizard,Pyro,has an advanced ability somehow...I can't tell what it is,but I'm sure he has one.

GC:Relax,a little buster gun-water style will get him instantly!

KARGON:WELL THAT HANDICAP HE HAS MAY STOP THAT!!!!!Besides,there's still the fact of the Mythic Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh after him!

GC:We're going to get them,no problem!

KARGON:Be quiet!I'm going to leave you now.I'll show up later...

He dissappears.

Meanwhile...

Pyro is flying some hight above the car,following them.

PYRO:Yes...now to stop them and attack!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 65: The New Mages - by Introbulus

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Dark Jim: If those OGers were able to defeat my other mages so easily, then they will almost certainly destroy Pyro! How can I...? Wait! I've got it! I'll just build more mages! Yes! Brand new ones embowed with my powers!

GG: You can do that?

Dark Jim: Of course I can do that! Anyone with my power could do that! Oh, by the way, have you disposed of Jim yet?

GG: Not yet, he's quite resilient to all our most efficient killing methods.

Dark Jim: Well keep trying! If the OGers get to him, then he'll tell them all about my weakness to light power! If he ever manages to fuse with Introbulus, then we're in some deep Sh...

GG: Sir, please! There might be children reading this!

Dark Jim: Buzz off!

GG: (mumbling)you big meanie-head(/mumbling)

Dark Jim: (I hate these minions) Well, anyway, I guess I should get started on those mages. (Dark Jim takes three empty cloaks and begins chanting a modified ancient chant)

Dark Jim: Marktar, Ichira, Ooctar...

As Dark Jim chants, one cloak glows a bright yellow, another a brilliant green, and the last an outstanding brown.

Dark Jim: Esthero, Ichira, Miniero, ICHIROKA!!!

All three cloaks become exact replica's of Dark Jim, with yellow, green, and brown cloaks in place of DJ's dark purple cloak.

Dark Jim: I am your master, your creator, Dark Jim! Stand before me, creations! Tell me who you are!

Yellow cloak: I am Blitz, the mage of lightning!

*Bzzt*

Green Cloak: I am Flora, the mage of the wilderness and plantlife! Also the only mage who prefers to be called female.

Brown Cloak: *grunt* I am Grant, the mage of the Earth and rock.

The three together: We are the servants of Jim, the mage of darkness!

DJ: Excellent, I want you three to go and crush the OGers! With this all-star team, I can't lose!

All four: Bwahahahaha!

Dark Jim: Oh, and Flora?

Flora: Yes, Jim?

Dark Jim: We're all ethereal entities, so we don't have a gender.

Flora: Drat.

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Episode 66: Flame War - by Gamechamp3000

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Meanwhile...

Kargon's transperent head appears.

KARGON:I need to tell you something!I sense a disterbance in the force of mages,there should be only one left,but now I sense FOUR!

THYD:What?How can that be?

KARGON:It must be Dark Jim!Hurry,and complete this task!You must get those Yu-Gi-Oh cards from that store.There will be another test after that,but with all these new things happening,you may not be able to finish even this test before you run out of time!

PYRO:Your time of talking is up,old man!

ALL:What?!?!?!

PYRO:I'm Pyro,the fire mage.Now,let's get rid of this old man!

He shoots a large beam of fire at Kargon's face,and it starts dissappearing.

KARGON:You 6...defeat him!Before...breaks up!We will be...to communicate...you defeat...I'm sure.

He fully dissappears.

PYRO:Now,time to stop that vehicle of yours!

He starts shooting fireballs from his hand,and Blue struggles with trying to avoid.]

BLUE:Try and keep that guy off our tail!We need extra time if we want the light sword before the hour passes!

GC:Okay!

All but Blue jump on the roof of the car.

THYD:Whoa!We need to stop that guy from shooting,or Blue's evading techniques will make us fall off!We'll never pass the tests in time if that happens!

GC:Okay.

He shoots a buster water shot and it has no effect.

PYRO:Hahaha!I have a little power of being immune to water!Now,let's get this on ground,shall we?

He stops shooting fireballs,and lands on the car roof.

PYRO:Just try to get me.I'll give you the first shot!

GC:Sure!

He goes over and punches,but his hand goes right through.

PYRO:I'm made out of fire.I can make my self solid or fire form,actually.Now prepare to die!

THYD:Dark Egg!!!

He shoots out a dark egg,and it gets stuck in Pyro.

PYRO:Hahaha!I can also hold your projectiles and throw them back at you!

THYD:Darn!Wait...thanks for commiting suicide!

PYRO:What are you talking abou...WHAT?!?!?!?!?!The dark egg is exploding from the heat!It's going to kill me!Noooooooo!!!

The dark egg explodes,and Pyro is obliverated.

BLUE:Good news,everyone,we're almost at the store!

They arive at the store.

YELLOW:Okay,so now we go inside and get those cards?

GC:Yep.

GREEN:Wait...aren't we forgetting something?

The Mythic Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh appears.

GREEN:Oh,yeah,that.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 67: Neglected Characters - by GORE-ILLA

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*Lupus's Place On Planet Mystery*

Lupus: (sits there and continues being neglected)

*Wherever Koopa is*

Koopa: (sits there and continues being neglected)

*In The Tunnel*

Fred: (sits there and continues being neglected)

*In The Abandoned Dungeon of Lupus's Tokyo Tower of Rulation*

Tenchi: Hello?! Is anyone ever going to rescue me?

I've been here for ten years!

Will our heroes be able to defeat the Mages and Dark Jim with the Light Sword? What is the mystery behind Jim and Introbulus? Will the forgotten characters ever return? Will this topic ever get a subtitle? Find out...probably never!

But join us next time on VGF Members OG 3: Triple

Trouble!

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Episode 68: Journey To The Center of Sword Master - by Fusion

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Meanwhile, at the space station...

Introbulus: SwordMaster has a rare kind of pnuemonia. It's called mastermonia, the worst kind in the universe. There is only one way to cure him. Someone must go inside SwordMaster.

BDWP: We will!

Fusion: And I will, too, seeing as how I'm the leader of the BDWP. By the way, Sumoto will have to stay behind.

Sumoto: Why?

Fusion: You're too large to fit in.

Sumoto: Ok.

Introbulus: You must get inside this large pod thingy and let me shrink it, then you can enter SwordMaster.

Turbo: It sounds risky, but I'll take it!

Mouse: I hope this doesn't mess up my hair, suga!

The BDWP (excluding Sumoto) get inside the pod and Introbulus uses a shrink ray to shrink them. He puts the pod in an injector and injects it into SwordMaster's sinus area. They are flying up SwordMaster's nose.

Fusion: Eww, this place is disgusting.

Mastermon: You said it.

Mirage: A nice juicy soul to devour. What flavor is SwordMaster's soul?

Fusion: For the last time, you can't eat his soul!

Mirage: Oh, ok.

Suddenly, they enter his brain. A bunch of huge, evil looking germs attack.

Fusion: Fire the lasers!

The lasers kill 2 germs, but 38 still remain.

Fusion: We must get out of the pod and take them on fist to fist!

BDWP: Right!

They land on the brain and get out.

Germ: Attack OGers!

Germs: Kill OGers! Kill OGers!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 69: Flashback - by Fred_In_Bed

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(in Lupus tower thingee)

Tenchi: Oh, for god's sakes, let me out!

(door blows open)

Tenchi: What the hell.

(Lupus's lair)

Lupus: Darn it, I need to do something! Perhaps when Fred gets back I can at least make that Guamian weapon!

Fred: Yo, Fred is back!

Lupus: Wait, what just happened?

Fred: Well... (flashback)

(Fred runs from rushing water)

Fred: I've been keeping this up for a while. Jeez. Hey wait, Fred sees bright light at end!

(at the end of the tunnel)

Steve Irwin: Crikey! The rare Fred is coming out of the tunnel into a strange tunnel! That means one thing! If I don't stop talking and more in the next 5 seconds, I'm gonna get crushed by water!

Fred: Hey, smelly Austraillian guy! Bye!

Steve Irwin: Crikey! (gets crushed by water)

(10 minutes later)

Fred: Good thing I made it through there. Now to get that secret thingee!

(in the secret plan place)

Fred: Finally I got the plans. That was easy.

Soldier: Ha! You fell into my trap, as I am - hey, wait, crap. Can you wait for me to get into my giant fighting armor?

Fred: Sure, no problem.

Soldier: Thanks a bunch!

(five minutes later)

Soldier: Ha! Now I am in my mech.

Fred: Ok.

Soldier: Now you die.

Fred: Oh, that's what this is all about. Ok, let's go!

(soldier launches an arm at Fred, but Fred dodges and hits it away with his giant hammer)

Fred: Me no like machine!

(Fred lunges at the mech, but he is hit by a missle)

Fred: Ow, that stings!

(Fred gets up again and chops down a tree. The mech tries to step on Fred but he jumps out of the way and throw the tree at the mech's rocket launcher)

Soldier: That's cheating!

(the mech squashes Fred into the ground with a fist, and fires a gun at him. Fred is hit by two bullets, but is still amazingly at it. Predictably enough, his eye twitches and he grits his razor sharp teeth. He slams his hammer on the robot's foot, wedging it in the ground and immobilizing the robot. The robot retaliates by bending down and trying to crush Fred. Fred, seeig this, runs to where the cockpit is falling, and smashes into it, pressing the rocket launch button and running away.)

You should be able to guess what happens next.

Fred: Hoohah! I guess I'm gonna have to use a cannon to get back, a la Mario64!

(in lair of not goodness)

Koopa: I see and know all! I have the ultimate deck of cards, and the Millenium Pie Pan, therefore all will submit to my rule... ahaah!

Troopa: My liege, we must interupt your moment to tell you that Dark Jim is doing most of the badguy-ish-ness.

Koopa: That's ridiculous. I'll just have to ask my captive, Jay Resop. Jay, Is everything working for me?

Jay (tied up and gagged): Mhhmm!

Koopa: Good. But you are right, Dark Jim IS crampin my style. Let's go... DEAL with him.

Troopa: Right away sir. Hey, That Pie Pan is painted gold.

Koopa: Sorry, I had just made that part up now.

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Episode 70: Flashback 2 - by Fusion

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Lupus: Soon I shall get revenge on White for throwing me into the Indian Ocean. She and the rest of the OGers have no idea what I went through in this flashback:

quote:

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Lupus's Flashback:

Suddenly, Lupus's limousine pulls up to the OGers.

Lupus: You'll never catch me, OGers!

White: That's it! I'm throwin' away the trash!

Suddenly, White picks up Lupus's limousine and throws it into the Indian Ocean!

Lupus: (sitting in the sinking limousine) I'll destroy you one day! I will kick your *glub* *glub* *glub*

White: He'll return later on (That's just the way he is.).

Meanwhile, down in the Indian Ocean...

Lupus: (I must get out!)

Lupus kicks at one of the limo's windows until it breaks. Lupus swims out through the shattered window.

Lupus: (Well, the chauffer's dead, but better him than me. Anyway, I'm running out of air! I must put on my oxygen mask!) *puts on oxygen mask* Ha, ha! Now I can breathe! HAha...huh?

Suddenly, Lupus notices a trio of sharks coming to eat him. He dodges the first one and shoves it down the second one's throat, causing them both to die (the first one couldn't breathe with its gills in there, and the second one died from painful indigestion). He them pulls one of the third shark's teeth, causing it to cry and swim away. Suddenly, a whale swims up and swallows Lupus.

Lupus: I feel like Jonah. I must get out of here before I'm digested. Ow! These stomach acids burn! Huh?

Lupus notices the whale's mouth opening. He crawls out and back into the ocean. Later, he swims up to the surface covered in seaweed and whale saliva. Plus, his clothes are torn from the whale's stomach acids. He notices a ship, and signals for it to rescue him. The ship stops next to him, and a crew member pulls him up with a net. When he gets on the boat, he notices that the entire crew is a pirate crew holding their swords at him.

Lupus: Well, I'd better get this over with.

Lupus punches, kicks, and tosses his way through the pirates and up to the steering wheel. He steers the ship towards Japan. When he arrives at the harbor, he sees his chauffer eating at a Sushi Restaurant.

Chauffer: Hi, Lupu...what happened to you?

Lupus: Long story. Anyway, how'd you escape?

Chauffer: I put on an oxygen mask as well and drove ashore.

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Lupus: They will soon suffer! And Dark Jim thinks he's so tough? Bah! That amateur couldn't kill me even at his maximum! I will take care of him first! Bwahahahaha!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 71: Dark Control - by Introbulus

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General Guy: Sir Dark Jim, according to the script we found Jim carrying around, several forces are headed towards us to seek out revenge for taking over the bad-guy position!

Dark Jim: Excellent. Everything is going according to plan.

General Guy: Okay, sir, no one buys that anymore.

Dark Jim: What do you mean?

GG: I mean that the OGers are not only all organized and at full power, but almost have the Light Sword, Lupus plans on getting revenge, Koopa I plans on getting revenge, and to top it all off, Dark Matter hasn't reported back yet! I fear that he may be gone for good!

Dark Jim: Of course he's gone for good! You fool! I WANTED him out of the picture! His dark powers threatened mine!

GG: You mean...?

Dark Jim: That's right, I set him up! I was hoping that the OGers would waste the Light Sword on him, but that part didn't play out. Fortunately, all these evil beings are coming to ME! Little do they know that dark magic has no effect on me, and I can turn them into my slaves at will!

GG: Then why not do so right now?

Dark Jim: ...You know, you aren't as stupid as you look sometimes!

GG: Thanks! ...Hey!

Dark Jim takes a position atop a rock, then proceeds to chant.

Dark Jim: Servants of darkness, heed my call! Strike down the OGers! Let your master win the battle! I call you now! Do not fail your lord!

Streams of invisible dark waves leak out of Dark Jim's robes, spreading across the universe.

(with Lupus)

Lupus: I'll get that Jim, thinking he can take MY place as the bad guy!? Who does he think he's messing with?

(dark waves wash over Lupus)

Lupus: I must serve Dark Jim! I must destroy those pesky OGers! They are the cause of all my anger!

(With Koopa I)

Koopa: (talking to his summoned cards) Attention, army of Koopa the First! I have a special announcement for all of you...

(dark waves wash over Koopa I)

Koopa I: You must defeat the OGers! They will bring us nothing but trouble! Go! Crush them like the bugs they are!

(back at the secret hut of Jim)

GG: We live in a hut?

(Well, it was Keldorn's hut, but you stole it from him and forced him to leave.)

GG: Oh. (talking to Dark Jim) Impressive! You've managed to channel all the anger they have towards the OGers and use it against them to do your bidding!

Dark Jim: Yes, once the OGers and the light sword are non-existant, I will have no weakness, and be omnipotent!

GG: Wait a minute, what will you do when they finish off the OGers and come for us?

Suddenly, Dark Jim glows with power, levitating a few feet off the ground. The entire Earth shakes.

Dark Jim: *suprisingly calm* My dear friend, you have yet to see anything close to MY true power!

Narrirator: Can the OGers defeat all of these old villians from the first two OG's, not to mention Dark Jim's own forces? How long can Jim last against Dark Jim's killing methods? Does it really matter?

Jim: Not really, but I must say, it is quite painful, and I would apreciate some HELP!!!!!!

Narrirator: Join us next time, for another exciting episode of VGF Member OG 3!

(scene from next episode)

(dark waves rush over Gamechamp)

Introbulus: Gamechamp, what's wrong?

Gamechamp: ARRRGHH!! Programming...Faliure...overload...can't...think...! (BOOM!)

(and...)

Lupus: Hey OGers!

Koopa I: Remember us?

To be continued

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Episode 72: Shady Character - by Fusion

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Dark waves rush over Gamechamp.

Introbulus: Gamechamp, what's wrong?

Gamechamp: ARRRGHH!! Programming...Faliure...overload...can't...think...! (BOOM!)

Introbulus: Gamechamp? GAMECHAMP!

Suddenly, the brainwashed villians appear.

Lupus: Hey OGers!

Koopa I: Remember us?

Meanwhile, in SwordMaster's brain...

Fusion: Well, I think that puts an end to the germs. Now, let's get outta here.

The BDWP get back in the pod and fly out through SwordMaster's nostril.

Fusion: We will reach maximum size in 5...4...3...2...

Suddenly, SwordMaster sneezes out the huge pod on top of the Dark Jim-controlled villians. The BDWP get out.

Sumoto: How was it?

Mouse: Digusting, suga.

Turbo: Never wanna go back in there again.

Lupus: We cannot fail Dark Jim!

Lupus kicks the pod off and he and the rest of the villians walk towards the OGers, zombie-style.

Lupus: Must destroy OGers.

GC: Must do it brutally.

Introbulus: Gamechamp?

Koopa: Must not fail Dark Jim.

Fusion: Dark Jim?

Lupus: We serve only Dark Jim.

Fusion: Not for long! I free your minds! Mind Crush!

Villians: ARRGH!

Lupus: Where are we?

Koopa: I don't know.

GC: We've been brainwashed by Dark Jim!

Lupus: Until we beat Dark Jim, you and us will make a truce.

Introbulus: I don't like it, but deal.

Meanwhile, in Dark Jim's lair...

Dark Jim: NO! My final plan is history! Curse those OGers! I will have to start over from scratch!

???: You had your chance and you blew it!

Dark Jim: Huh?

Suddenly, a man in a black cape and silver mask appears.

Dark Jim: Who are you?

Man: Just call me Shade. Anyway, I have been sent by the MPVP (Most Powerful Villians Period) to punish you for your failure!

Dark Jim: NO! Can't you convince them to give me another chance!?

Shade: Well, I guess I could.

Dark Jim: Yes.

Shade: But only if you can defeat me in a battle.

Dark Jim: Ok. Heh, destroying you will be a piece of cake!

Shade: But first, I must dispose of your little friend!

GG: Who me?

Shade: Yes! Finger Jab!

Suddenly, Shade jabs GG hard with his finger, sending him flying back onto the ground.

Dark Jim: Y-you killed my general!

Shade: Yes.

Dark Jim: I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Shade/Dark Jim: Begin!

They each shoot a beam at each other. The beams connect in the air.

Shade: Really, now. Is that the best you've got?

Dark Jim: GRRRR! (This guy wants to intimidate me!)

Suddenly, the two beams hit Dark Jim, sending him flying into the wall. He then falls to the ground hard.

Shade: Tsk...tsk...tsk. I gave you a chance, and you lost. And we don't tolerate losers in the MPVP. Now, meet your fate!

Shade reaches out to grab Dark Jim.

Dark Jim: No! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meanwhile, at the OGers location...

Lupus: Alright, we have our plan! Now we can destroy Dark Jim!

When the OGers and the villians arrive at Dark Jim's palace...

Lupus: And I expected some guards.

SwordMaster: It may be a trap!

Fusion: Ah, the heck with this! *kicks open the doors and walks in* See, nothing!

Koopa: I guess you're right.

The rest walk in and are at the entrance to the throne room when suddenly, a few guards walk out holding the remains of a black robe. Dark Jim!

Fusion: What happened?

Guard #1: We found him lying on the ground all shredded up. Someone has killed him!

Suddenly, Jim appears.

Jim: Hi, guys! I've escaped and...EGADS! GUARDS!

Guard #2: We would send you back to the dungeon, but seeing as how Master Dark Jim is in shreds here, we have to make you our new leader.

Jim: Why?

Guard #3: Because you are the closest thing to Dark Jim!

Jim: Oh, ok. I order you to take a vacation!

Guards: Ok! *drop the shredded Dark Jim and disappear*

THYD: Who could have done this to him?

Jim: We may never know.

Suddenly, the palace transforms into an evil looking castle. A bunch of black knights surround the group, holding swords and maces up to them.

Black Knights: This castle now belongs to Master Shade! Now off to the dungeon, intruders!

Introbulus: Never! I will destroy your armor! Metal Destruction!

The black knights are still standing.

Black Knights: You cannot affect us! We are too strong! Now, off to the dungeon!

Introbulus: Never! Metal Punch!

He tries to punch a black knight, but only leaves a dent. The black knight laughs and punches him to the ground. They beat up everyone else and when the OGers and villians wake up, they are in a dungeon.

Jim: Oh, shoot! We're in a dungeon! Not for long! Jimly Jimray of Jimly Jimness!

The ray has no effect on the bars.

Introbulus: Oh, great! Rune bars! Guess we must think of a plan!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 73: Fat Chance - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

GC:Hey,I think we're forgetting something...

BLACK:Like we need to hurry and get the light sword?

GC:Nooooo...it was something else...

The Mythic Dragon steps on a guy.

GC:Oh,yeah,that.

Another guy comes.

GUY:Nooooooooo!!!My dad!Army,attack!!!

He summons an army,and they destroy the Mythic Dragon.

GUY:Yay!I'll go now.

They run inside the store.

GUY:Hello,I'm Kargon's helper,Gargon.Here are the cards.

He hands them some cards,then Kargon appears(the real him,not the transparant head).

KARGON:Congratulations,you have passed the second test.Now there's just one more you must pass!Your final task at wielding the light sword is to defat my friend Maurice!

THYD:Don't you mean defeat?

KARGON:No,defat,he is a rich slob.The only way to defat him is with the defat spell,an ancient spell which makes people non-fat.Here is Maurice.

A fat guy comes.

KARGON:Take him to the defat lake,at the top of danger mountain.It was cast with the defat spell long ago,making anyone who even touches a small drop will be defatted.Do this,and you will recieve the Light Sword.

THYD:What's so hard about it?

KARGON:There are many perils on that mountain.Mutant goats,ice monsters,and it is the home of the Snowman that is abominal.

BLUE:Hop in the Robot mobile,everyone!

They all get in.

BLUE:Let's go!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 74: Exit Dark Jim - by Introbulus

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(Back at the hut...)

Flora: Oh no! Master!

Blitz: We are *Bzzt!* too late.

Grant: Damnit! DAMN IT TO HELL!!

The remains of Dark Jim lay on the floor, motionless.

Blitz: Come on, guys. Let's *Bzzt!* go.

As the mages leave, the cloak begins to move slightly.

Flora: Wait! Something's happening!

The cloak slowly begins to collect itself into a recognizable form.

Grant: Can it be?

The cloak suddenly shoots up, and a brilliant flash of light signifies the reappearance of Dark Jim's familiar glowing eyes.

Blitz: Master! We thougth that *Bzzt!* you had been *Bzzt!*...

Dark Jim: Killed?! Pah! I thought I taught you better than that, Blitz! No dark power can kill me! It can only make me stronger!

Flora: Then does this mean...?

Dark Jim: No, I'm not going to destroy Shade.

Grant: WHAT!?! But boss! If you don't kill him now, then...

Dark Jim: Then the OGers will waste the Light Sword on killing him, and I will be free to rule the planet once again!

Flora: Just as you were meant to years ago!

Dark Jim: Correct. Now then, we can't let him find out we're still alive, so...

(Dark Jim summons a portal)

Dark Jim: We'll just have to hide in this alternate demention untill the coast is clear! How does ten years sound to you guys?

Blitz: It's good to *Bzzt!* have you back, sir.

Dark Jim: Don't go all emotional on me, Blitz. After all, did you honestly think that I'd be defeated so easily? (steps through the portal)

With a slight "grin" on their "faces", the mages follow Dark Jim into the alternate demention. The gate is sealed behind them, and so are all gates leading to that demention for the next ten years.

(Back with the OGers)

Introbulus: So Jim, find out anything while being a captive of your evil self?

Jim: Well, apparantly, our new enemy is Shade. He's one of the Most Powerful Villians Period(tm).

Gamechamp: We're almost there!

Gore (carrying a fat person): Thank goodness! This guy needs to cut down on the Hum-dingers!

(a giant killer troll blocks the pass)

Troll: Hello, I am a giant killer troll named Grag. I am here to, well, kill you.

Gamechamp: Well, at least they're polite monsters!

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Episode 75: EVIL Scientist Order - by GORE-ILLA

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*In The Flying Monkey...*(Remember them?)

EVIL Scientist Dude: (Talking on the phone) Hello?

Robots, Wrenches, And Beyond? Its me, ESD. Yeah. I

need mechanical gorilla parts made of...Androfium!

Yes, the most powerful material in the universe.

How long will it take? (pause) That long? By the

time I'm done with his robot parts, we'll already

be on VGF Members OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest - Started And Ended by GORE-ILLA! What do ya mean, "That's good"? Oh yeah, the suspense. Thanks, expect my check in the mail. Bye.

*Back at the mountain...*

Grag: So, um, mind if I bash your head in?

GORE: (rests the fat guy on a rock) Take five, lumpy. (to Grag) No, I don't mind. If you can

get me.

Grag: You're too kind. Now stay still. (approaches

GORE. GORE runs over to the troll and sweeps him off his feet. He falls into a nearby gorge.) That wasn't very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccc- SPLAT!

GORE: Uhhhh....let's continue.

To Be Continued.....

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Episode 76: Flat Fight - by Fred_In_Bed

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(meanwhile...)

(Fred is tied to a table with Lemonjello standing above him)

LJ: Haha, thanks to you, TWIFATIT will soon rule te world! Stange that, while we did get the weapon's plans, Lupus just ran out on us. No matter! Kamek!

Kamek: Yes?

LJ: Use Fred's body for your... purposes...

Fred: I may be stupid, but holy crap! leave me alone you sick -

Kamek: Not those purposes, moron!

LJ: I'm going to build the weapon. Noone can beat us - soon.

(in twenty minutes)

Kamek: All right, now to turn you inside out!

Fred: (thinking) Hey, wow, you can do this? Man, I've gotta stop TWIFATIT and save the OGers from certain... um, bad stuff. (/thinking) Hey Kamek, Why do you have me tied up like this? Couldn't you easily kill me any other way?

Kamek: Are you challenging me?

Fred: Nope! But I think they're uncomfortable, and It's pretty hard to turn me inside out with the ropes blocking you.

Kamek: Moronic, but observant. Ok, I'll set you free, just let me get my wand. Then I'll cream you, you moronic midgit.

(Fred is broken free, and takes to action)

Fred: Ahhh!!!

(Fred leaps onto Kamek, and punches him. Kamek falls into his coffee cup. but the weird thing is that a chemical pours out of a nearby beaker, and turns Kamek into a mounsterous, purple with yellow polka-dotted Cracka-Kamek)

Craka-Kamek: Hur hur hur (laughing)

(CK lunges at Fred, whom ggives CK a kick to the gut. CK is not even phased, even though he is knocked into a wall. CK turns himself into a fireball and shoulder charges Fred. Fred picks up the table he was tied to, and throws it at CK's feet,Whom flies into the air and crashes through a wall. CK then forces the wall to break off (using magic) and swing at Fred repeatedly. Fred runs behind CK, whom smacks himself numerous times. CK throws his gigantic fist at Fred, whom grabs it and reverses him, throwing him out of the labratory, and into the sea, earning him 500 points.)

Fred: Wait, what just happened?

(back on the mountain)

GC: Ok, let's go, GORE!

GORE: Ok. Wait, what's that up ahead?

GC: Crap, it is the legendary beast, MOBY DICK!

GORE: But it's on land. So it cannot do anything.

MOBY DICK: Arr, 'tis true. Sit down and listen to an old pirate's tale!

GC: Let's go.

(5 minutes of walking later)

GC: Aha! Here is what we've been looking for! The legendary Slim Fast drinks!

GORE: Yes, but... hey, who's that green dude??

Lucky The Leprechaun: Aye, but can you name all my non - fatty shakes?

GORE: Um, no, sorry.

Lucky: Aye, ya wee bastards, then you'll have to fight me for it!

GC: Right! ROBOT TEAM!

Lucky: Ha, robots fall under my spell!

GC: Crap.

Blue: Aw man, I didn't get to say my line.

GORE: Well, I'm half robot. Does that suffice?

GC: Sure. Go to it.

Lucky: Damn you and your **** sucka foo! You be messin with the wrong leprachaun, I'd be tellin ya that much, lad. (skies turn dark) I'm stronger than I let the kiddies think!

GORE: Fight = GO!

(GORE stikes out with his metal hand, but Lucky rolls underneath his legs and karate chops his back, in several different marshmellow strikes! GORE kicks behind him, and scores a hit, but Lucky flips back up and materializes a wooden Leprecaun staff. He charges at GORE, who moves steadily backwards while punching in front of him. Lucky makes a clean hit on Gore's cheek, and doesn't give up his chance. Lucky then turns his body and gives him a kick on the forehead, still in midair (floating) and kicks him upwards in the chin. Lucky then punches GORE off the cliff, but Black stabs Lucky in the back defeating him. Because the fight has stopped, Yellow lets loose some rope which GORE grabs and climbs back up with)

Lucky: Aye, ye bastards beat me this time, but I'll be back to sell bad cereal once again!!!

GORE: What was that all about?

GC: Eh, I dunno. We got the stuff. LET'S GET Going.

TO BE CONTINUED!

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Episode 77: Kargon's Warning - by Gamechamp

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They continue on thier quest up the mountain,when Kargon's transperant head appears.

KARGON:Hello,I need to tell you something!

GC:Yeah?

KARGON:Well,Shade,an even eviler guy than Dark Jim,is coming for you!He is trying to get to the top of the mountain before you,so he can evaporate the pool and you can't complete the test!Then you won't be proven worthy of wielding the light sword!

GC:Great...just great...we're gonna need to step on it!

BLUE:Hmmmmmm...there might be a way...I've got it!I've been working on something for a while to help us...

He stops the Robot Mobile,and presses a button,and a garage in back opens,revealing 5 motorcycles.

BLUE:I call them the Roborcycles!They can reach 5 times the speed of the Robot Mobile!We can simply tie a rope to the Roborcycles and the Robot Mobile,and tug everyone in there and make our timing even better!Let's go!

The Robot Team gets on their corresponding color motorcycles,and everyone else gets in the Robot Mobile.

GC:Let's go!!!

They speed off on the trail,trying to get to the top first.

GREEN:Hey,I see something head!

In front of them was the Snowman that is Abominal.

STIA:Fe,fi,fo,fum,I smell the blood of a yoshi/other yoshi/koopa/Black Skull Dragon,a half-robot Gorrilla,a guy who knows all the moves in the universe,a fat guy named Maurice...

They rush past him.

STIA:Hey!I'm talking!You must die!

He runs after them.

GC:Everyone in the Robot Mobile get that guy off our tail!We need to hurry!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 78: The OGer Teleporter - by Yami Yoshi

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Introbulus: All of us OGers need to stick together. I'll use this OG Teleporter to teleport us all to one place!

<Introbulus presses a few buttons and all of the OGers teleport to Danger Mountain>

Meanwhile...

TH Yami Dragoshi: It's you guys! How did you all get here?

Introbulus: My trusty OGer teleporter teleported all of us here in one place!

SwordMaster: Now let's kill this ugly white hairy thing!

<SwordMaster jumps into the air and slams his sword into Stia slicing him in half>

SwordMaster: And that's that.

Gamechamp: Hey! We're almost at the top!

<The OGers scale the remainder of the mountain and reach the summit where the Defatting Lake is>

Maurice: Time to slim down!

<Maurice prepares to jump into the lake but not before his body is annihilated by a beam of darkness>

TH Yami Dragoshi: What the hell?

Voice: I'm sorry but I cannot let you obtain the Light Sword.

<A man with a black cape and silver mask hovers above them>

Introbulus: It's Shade!

Shade: So you OGers think you're clever huh? Teleporting out of my cell without permission grants you painful consequences! SHADE BLADE!

<Shade wields a black sword in his hand and points it at the OGers>

Shade: Now for your punishment!

<Shade flies down towards the OGers>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Dragoshi Flame!

<The Dragoshi Flame is deflected by the Shade Blade>

Shade: <yawn> Pathetic...I heard that you OGers were the strongest warriors on Earth. Why aren't you even putting up a fight?

TH Yami Dragoshi: Grrr! Dragoshi Egg!

<The Dragoshi Egg flies towards Shade>

Shade: Do you think one of your pathetic toys can stop me?

<Shade easily breaks the egg with the sword>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Take some of this! DRAGOSHI EGG METEOR SHOWER!

<Thousands of Dragoshi eggs appear in the sky and fall towards Shade exploding on contact causing huge billows of smoke>

Gamechamp: Did he kill them?

TH Yami Dragoshi: Ha! He was no match against my ultimate attack.

Fusion: What the hell? Look!

<The smoke from the attack finally clears and Shade is seen floating in the air unharmed>

TH Yami Dragoshi: What!? No way!

Shade: You call that your ultimate attack? I hate to the performance of the rest of your OGer friends...My turn! Shade Blade Strike!

<Shade's Shade Blade slams into TH Yami Dragoshi's chest smashing him into a cliff>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Ugh......

<Blood seeps out of TH Yami Dragoshi's chest>

TH Yami Dragoshi: I'll show him! YAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

<TH Yami Dragoshi's body glows and he powers up to Level 2>

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: How about I take this fight up a notch?

Shade: You don't scare me...give it all you got!

Narrator: TH Yami Dragoshi has once again powered up to a Super Yoshi 2. This is the same form that completely beat the crap out of Don Knotts. Can this form do the same to Shade? Find out in the next episode of VGF Member OG 3: Subtitle Pending!

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Episode 79: Shade And DemonJello - by Fred_In_Bed

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(OoC): Fine, ignore the fact that they got the slim fast shakes. I guess it works if the pool is filled with Slim fast. Hmm, I wonder if that last post had ANYTHING to do with that cell fight. (sarcasm) Nah, most definatly not (/sarcasm) Whoops, I am typing too much. Here's my post.

TH Super Yoshi 2: I'm not sure you understand. Start running.

Shade: Pah! You can't beat me, I'm much stronger than you! You saw me beat Dark Jim, that pathetic loser. (creates a dark flail with his other arm)

GORE-ILLA: It's true, he did that in one stroke, after we spent so much effort trying to kill his underlings.

Shade: Alright, comeon, bring it on!

(TH Super Yoshi produces an enormous egg, but shade takes out his ultra-long flail and cracks it open while Super Yoshi is still aiming to throw it. Super Yoshi is blasted into the ground, but pops back up, and charges at Shade. Shade disappears, and links the chain of his weapon around Super Yoshi's leg. Super Yoshi trips, but uses his hands to flip himself up, yanking the chain and sending Shade sprawling towards him. He kicks Shade and then throws another egg at him, but Shade is unphased.)

Shade: Ha, you're even weaker than I thought. Come on, I'll take all of you OGers on.

Fusion: Ok, no dice!

(Fusion flies at Shade, fist flashing, but Shade grabs it, and Jitsu style flips Fusion over his back and into the cold, hard ground. Fusion feet stick out, but only barely. GORE-ILLA and Introbulus attack at the same time, and GORE gets Shade in the gut, but when Introbulus uses a flying jump kick, Shade disapears and Introbulus rams into GORE, sending them down about 2 stories down, into the mountain path. Gamechamp, Yellow, Swordmaster and Super Yoshi 2 sneak up on Shade but he disappears and strikes Yoshi in the back with his sword. He swings the flail at Swordmaster, and SwordMaster catches it with his sword. Shade realises he is a bit stuck, and Gamechamp brings of his buster and blast at him, while Yellow is trying to pull off his neck. Shade shocks the flail with electricity, which knock away SwordMaster. Fusion turns his hand into a gigantic fist and brings it down on Shade whom tries to dodge it, but the fist hits his leg and keeps him stuck for while, which is just long enough for Black and GORE (who has climbed back up) to shove attacks in his face. Shade falls to the ground, hurting. He then starts laughing, and his features start changing. He starts to grow, and he gains horns. His teeth get sharper. His back gets spikes on it.)

SHADE: HA! THIS IS MY DEMON FORM! I AM SO POWERFUL THAT NOT ONLY DO I TALK IN CAPITALS, MY NAME IS IN CAPITALS, TOO! HAAHAHAHA!

(back in Tokyo, sounds a bit dull after what just happened, eh?)

Fred: Lemonjello! I crush you with hammer-axe! I eat your bones!

LJ: Crap. I'm sorry, I'm only doing this because the short form of my name is LJ! I want it to be DJ so I can play songs at dance parties!

Fred: You fiend! Hey, Why don't you change the "L" in your name into a "D"?

LJ: Ok, let's try it!

DemonJello: Ha! I become even more powerful for my name sounds evil, plus I hardness the awesome power of the letters DJ!

Fred: No! Fight = GO!

DJ: That's so stupid.

(Fred leaps at DJ, but DJ grabs him and puts him on his scratching table and starts to scratch. Fred tries to swing his weapon, but DJ spins the disk around and Fred drops it. DJ grabs fred's collar, and throws him against the cheese ray. He then calls upon the powers of Areosmith, and a man that looks like a lady drives over Fred in a strecth Limo. DJ throws earphones onto Fred, who staggers from the musical blast. DJ then throws disks like boomerangs, and cuts Fred up badly. In a move of final desperation, Fred eats a red pill, but decides that it tastes yucky, and hits the conviently located cheese Ray self-destruct button.)

DJ: Uncle Billy you fool! Whoops. Sorry.

Fred: Ha ha ha ha...

(the blast kills DJ, but knocks Fred and his hammer over to Kargon.)

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Episode 80: The Ultimate Fusion - by Introbulus

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Introbulus: No! We can only win this fight if we're together!

(uses the remote to transport all the OGers to the summit, where Shade is)

Shade: Ha! I defeated each and every one of you! What makes you think that you have a chance together?

Introbulus: You're forgetting one thing, Fusion has the power to fuse our bodies together! Now, Fusion!

Fusion: Ultimate Fusion Beam!

(All the OGers fuse together into one being)

Ogers: I am the VGF OG members! I represent all the good powers in the universe! You cannot defeat the power of truth, justice, frendship, and good!

Shade: Impressive. However, you are still no match for a dark warrior such as myself! Prepair for battle!

The two begin an epic battle, which I am not good at posting, so I'll let someone else do the gruntwor...I mean, take the "credit" for such a fight scene (hehehe...oops! Darn typing!) Anyway, at the bottom of the mountian.

Fred: Woah! That is one epic battle! I should really DO something about that thing!

Narrirator: Why not go to a convenience store and buy some slim fast so they can use the light sword?

Fred: Hey, good idea! Thanks!

Narrirator: Hey, it's the least I could do after all the pain I caused you guys!

Fred: So you gave up the strike?

Narrirator: Yeah, I decided that since you were saving the world and all, you deserved a break.

Fred: Okay then, I'll go get the Slim Fast! You just do your job!

Narrirator: Okay! (ahem) Can our fused heroes defeat the evil Shade? Can Fred get them the light sword on time, which would guarantee their victory? How was Fusion able to fuse all the OGers so quickly without any fusion complications?

OGers: A powerful plot device.

Narrirator: Oh, okay. All the rest of those questions may or may not be answered in the next post of...

VGF Member OG 3: Subtitle Soon!

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Episode 81: The Battle Begins - by Fusion

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VGF OG Members: VGF Punch of Light!

SHADE: SHADE CLAW!

Shade dodges the punch and slices off the VGF OG Members' arm.

VGF OG Members: ARRRRRRGH! Regeneration!

He tries to regenerate, but he somehow cannot.

SHADE: HEH, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU MUST PRESERVE ENERGY TO REGENERATE!? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! IF YOU PRESERVE ENERGY, I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE YOU CAN RENEGERATE! AND IF YOU TRY TO FIGHT ME, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PRESERVE ENERGY AND YOU WILL BE AT A MAJOR DISADVANTAGE, CAUSING YOU TO LOSE ANYWAY!

VGF OG Members: He's right, but it's not over 'till the fat lady sings!

SHADE: WELL, I'D SAY SHE JUST HUMMED A FEW BARS! HAHAHA! OH, AND DARK JIM, I SENSE THAT YOU ARE WATCHING! I WENT EASY ON YOU SO YOU WOULD THINK I WASN'T TOO POWERFUL! AFTER I TAKE CARE OF THIS INFIDEL, YOU'RE NEXT!

Meanwhile, in another dimension...

Dark Jim: Grrrr! He knows I'm alive! I must go there and fight him!

Flora: But...

Dark Jim: But nothing! I'm going! *vanishes*

Meanwhile, back on Earth...

SHADE: SHADE FIST!

Shade punches the one-armed VGF OG Members off of the top of the mountain.

SHADE: I KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE, SO JUST COME BACK UP HERE. SHADE QUAKE!

Suddenly, the mountain shakes and begins to break up.

VGF OG Members: *holding onto the edge* (Now is my chance to preserve energy!)

VGF OG Members starts preserving energy.

SHADE: AHA, I SENSE YOU! SHADE CLAW!

He slashes off the edge and causes it to break off and fall into the river below, taking VGF OG Members with it.

SHADE: AND SO ENDS THE OGERS.

???: Not so fast, Shade!

Suddenly, Dark Jim appears.

SHADE: SO, YOU FINALLY MADE IT.

Dark Jim: Yes, and I shall destroy you since you just ruined my plan to have them waste the Light Sword on you!

SHADE: JUST TRY! SHADE CLAW!

He slashes at Dark Jim, but Dark Jim evades the attack.

Dark Jim: Slowpoke!

Meanwhile, at the bottom of Danger Mountain...

VGF OG Members: Yes, I have regenerated my arm at last! Now to scale the mountain once again!

Meanwhile, back at the top...

SHADE: YOU FOOL, YOU FELL FOR IT! SHADE GRAB, SWING & TOSS!

Dark Jim: HAha...huh?

He grabs Dark Jim, swings him around, and throws him into the sunset.

SHADE: AND NOW FOR THE FINALE, SHADE ABSORB!

Suddenly, Shade flings some string into the air at Dark Jim, Spiderman-style. The string surrounds Dark Jim until he is in a cocoon. Shade absorbs the cocoon and surges with electricity until he transforms into a demon in a cloak.

New Shade: Ha, I am now Dark Shade, and I am fused with Dark Jim! He cannot escape, because when I absorb someone, they are surrounded by an unbreakable cocoon inside of my mind, putting them in a coma! Hey, why don't I talk in caps anymore!? Unless, Dark Jim's speech style is now my style! But no matter, I am stronger than before! Hahahahaha!

Meanwhile, VGF OG Members is scaling the mountain.

VGF OG Members: I sense Dark Jim's energy is no more! And Shade's energy is stronger! Shade must have absorbed him! I'd better stop this new evil, and fast!

Suddenly, VGF OG Members uses his super-speed and hurries up the mountain.

Dark Shade: So, you made it!

VGF OG Members: Yes, and my old arm will be avenged!

Dark Shade: We'll see.

Final Battle:

VGF OG Members:

HP: 5000000000

FP: 5000000000

MP: 5000000000

Dark Shade:

HP: 9999999999

FP: 9999999999

MP: 9999999999

The Dark Shade Battle Music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/mm7wily.mid

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Episode 82: The Villain Returns - by Introbulus

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Dark Shade: Bwahahahaha! I feel ten times as strong as I was before! I am invincible! Nothing can stop me now! Bwahahahaha.

??? : Or so I would have you think.

Dark Shade: Huh? Who's there?

VGFOGers: Shade! It is time to end this battle!

Dark Shade: OGers? How'd you get up here? I thought you were dead!

VGFOGers: Don't count on it! We were able to save ourselves by hanging onto the edge of a cliff! Now that we've regenerated, it's time to finish this battle!

???: No! This battle is mine!

Dark Shade: What? Who's talking?

VGFOGers: Uh, we are? We're the only other one here. Well, besides the fat guy.

???: You can't have this fight! It's mine! I'll fight you for it!

Dark Shade: What? Who are you?

???: You fool! It's me, Dark Jim!

Dark Shade: What?!? How are you alive?

VGFOGers: He must be mad with power!

Dark Jim : Now, it's time to take control!

Dark Shade: NO! I won't let yo...AHHGHH!!! The PAAIIINNNN!!!

VGFOGers: Shade? You okay?

Dark Shade: ...Yes, I am okay. In fact...

(Shifts form)

Dark Shade (?): I feel WONDERFUL!

VGFOGers: (Gasp!) It was Dark Jim!

Dark Shade (Jim): Yes, it is I! You thought you could defeat me? I am the most powerful mage in the universe! You are nothing compaired to me!

(TO BE CONTINUED)

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Episode 83: Internal Struggle - by Fred_In_Bed

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(inside the body of OGERS, there was a mental conversation...)

Fusion: We strike them down while we can!

BSD: OMFG! teh teh teh! Lemmy comes into the story and then the koopalings come and I go "are you Lemmy and teh koopalings?" And they say "Yes." hahah ROTF!

Swordmaster: Nobody cares. Let's roll!

YY: Agreed, their internal struggle seems to be holding them up.

(on the outside, chocolaty covering!)

OGers: Time to pay! (Kicks Dark Shade in the chest)

Dark Shade: Pah, you think you're so tough?

OGers: You're just about to find out! (draws a shining two-bladed sword)

Dark Shade: Meh, my weapon is better. (draws his gigantic dark spear - only $9.99!)

OGers: Ok, let's get it on!

(OGers slice at DS, but DS shadowports behind them. Ogers spin around and blast a beam of light from their hands. DS's teleport trick cannot go through the pure energy, and he is caught between the two world he was transversing, letting OGers slice his spear in half. DS's weapon reforms extremly quickly)

OGers: Crap.

(DS returns to this world, and the OGers continue to back away from him, shooting light beams, and only parrying when neccesary)

DS: Pah! And another pah! You posed no threat to me. Even if you do win, you'll need the Light Sword, and then only Shade's body will be destroyed. Hahaha!

(on the road to the store...)

Fred: Must hurry! Must also make haste!

(suddenly Fred runs into an old enemy)

Fred: Wha? Who are you?

Koopa: Hello, fool. I am just another regular monster trying to stop people from getting to health food stores, but a bit different. I am going to burn you to the ground.

Fred: Uh, I'm really in a rush, maybe later.

Koopa: Yes, but, even if you get past ME you definetly will not get past THEM. (points behind him, and shows Pyro and DARK GORE)

Fred: Oh, friggen heck. There's gotta be someone out there. I got it! Lassie!

(a figure runs through 40 different sceneries and makes it there to show that it's ... a gigantic bear??!)

Fred: Sic em, Lassie! (runs past while DARK GORE fights not to get eaten, but manages to punch it's internal organs away)

DARK GORE: After him, boys! (transforms into a cadillac)

Koopa: Decepticons! Scramble!

Pyro: Quit it. I'm just getting warmed up...

(5 minutes later)

Fred: I wonder if it matters if I'm shoplifting. Probably not. (looks up in stares) Oh, god, it's that guy from Zelda DX. crap.

Zelda DX guy: If you steal, if beat you up!

Fred: (Running out the door) Charge it!

(about one second later)

Fred: Whew! Fred get running!

Koopa: I think not. I play the trap Fred card!

Pyro: That's the "dump Urbal essences on yourself" card.

Koopa: I should really get rid of that card (gets drenched)

(about 1 mile away)

Fred: People should really pay attention to what's going on.

Pyro: At least I payed attention to what was going on. FLARE! (shoots up a flare) FIRE WALL! (Fred is trapped)

Fred: Oh no.

Pyro: That's right, now you've GOT TO fight us.

Fred: Ok, give me your best shot!

Pyro: With pleasure! (turns into a fireball and flies at Fred)

Fred: You smelly silly! (hits ground with hammer, trapping Pyro in a fissure)

Pyro: Dang.

DARK GORE: Ha, I'll destroy you! Darn that Koopa! He's so slow! (DARK GORE charges, but Fred jumps on his arm, and then jumps over the fire wall)

Fred: Thanks!

DARK GORE: GRAHHH! I'll just have jumps over too!

Fred: Best get going!

(on the mountain)

Narrator: Things only get worse for our heroes. Can Fred make it there, and finally have some worth?

DS: Shutup! (dark beams Narrator) Anywho, I'd just like you to know that I will destroy you pathetic mortal OGers! None can beat me, I don't care if you have every power in the universe! Hahahahaha!

OGers: Darn you! I'm gonna wipe you out!

DS:Pah! For a third time! (DS shadowports behind OGers, stabs at them with spear and hits)

OGers: Ahhh! Wait, I have an Idea! AHHGHH! (goes to OGers 2) Ha, I am just as strong as you now, you friggen punk!

DS: You have yet another form? This is about to heat up a little!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

you decide, duh!

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Episode 84: Berserk Flashback - by Black Skull Dragoshi

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VGFOGers2:Time to go berserk!

VGFOgers2 goes berserk.

Berserk VGFOGers Level 2:*Insert metallic T-rex/Dragon hybrid sounds with the sound of Mario pressing a buzzer here.*

Dark Shade:OUCH!*repeat 20 times*

Inside the mind of Berserk VGFOGers Level 2........

Introbulus:I never thought BSD would stop his useless chatter then erupt like the most volatile volcano in this galaxy!

YY:My ears are hurting.

Berserk BSD2(Or BBSD2 for short):HE SHALL DIE FOR EVERY SOUL HE SLAINED!

Introbulus:That's devastating power!

Fusion:Uh-oh.

GORE:This is not going to turn up right in the end.

In BBSD2's mind.........

BSD:I am using a form that I vowed to never used this power again,but now i've become a berserker once more.

Cue flashback to when BSD was 5 or as he was called Dragoshi.....

Triclyde head 1:DIE NOW FOOLISH DRACONIC YOSHI!

Dragoshi:LEAVE BEFORE I KILL ALL OF YOU!

Triclyde heads 2 and 3:You'll never survive!

Dragoshi goes berserk then glows black and orange.

Dragoshi:I warned ya!

Dragoshi moves at super-fast speeds then cuts all of Triclyde's heads off.

End flashback.

BSD:I remember that I fought something stronger than Triclyde but it was a month after that.

Cue flashback to 1 month after Triclyde battle......

Dragoshi:I never thought battling a demonic yoshi would be so hard!

Demoshi:Now to absorb your power and claim it as my own!

Dragoshi:Never!

Dragoshi and Demoshi both use their swords but Dragoshi moves quickly that he steals Demoshi's sword.

Dragoshi:It's time to use your sword against you BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Demoshi:NO!

Dragoshi slashes Demoshi in half and absorbs the sword's power into his own.

End flashback.

Narrirator:Why has BSD triggered these memories?And what was Dark Shade's power before the second Mental coversation started?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO VGF MEMBER OG 3:Darkness Rears It's Ugly Head Once Again!

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Episode 85: The Light Sword At Last - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

MAURICE:This is getting boring,sitting here!I know!I'll help save the world!All I need to do is fall in that lake!

He tries to get up,but he's too fat.

MAURICE:Darn!If only I had some slimfast,I'd probably be able to walk with ease!I'll just look in the script here...oh,yes!Some guy named Fred is trying to get some!He'll deliver it!

Meanwhile...

FRED(thinking):There has to be a way to stop these guys!I know!

FRED:Hey,everyone,catch!

He trows some slimfast,which somehow explodes and acts as some smokescreen.

FRED:Yes!Now to get going!

He starts running up the mountain,and come to a helicopter.

FRED:Wow,what a conveniently placed helicopter!

He gets in,and goes up to the top.

FRED:Did somebody order slimfast?

MAURICE:Me!

He drinks all the slimfast,and is able to walk into the lake,and comes up from the water skinny.

Meanwhile...

Kargon appears where the battlers are.

KARGON:Your 3rd task is completed!You have earned the Light Sword!

He throws the Light Sword to VGFOGM.

VGFOGM:Yes!Now time to destroy you,Dark Shade!

DS:Ha!Even with that sword,I'm known for my speed,and you'll have a hard time even being able to use it on me!Plus,how much time do you have left to use that thing?What?One minute?Hahaha!You will die!

Inside VGFOGM...

GC:Oh,noooooooo!!!This is horrible!

FUSION:What's so horrible?

GC:Well,we'll never be able to beat that guy even with the Light Sword!You know,the $1000 isn't worth being good,too many risks of dieing,so I think we should leave and be evil again,right?

BLUE:Yep!

GREEN:Ofcourse!

YELLOW:Uh-huh!

BLACK:Correct.

GC:Bye!

The Robot Team jumps out of VGFOGM and on to the Roborcycles,and drive off to where they can't be seen.

FUSION:Just like I said at the beggining!Traitors!

SM:Quiet!It's time for me to take control of us,and use my sword powers to defeat this guy!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 86: Fusion's Plan - by Fred_In_Bed

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(inside the OGer's body)

Fusion: Wait! Swordmaster! We came all this way for the Light Sword, and we're going to use it once, only to know that dark Jim will jump out of that body can come back for us in a blink of the eye? I have an ace in the hole... DEFUSION RAY!

Introbulus: Oh, darn, now Fusion's flown the coup as well. He's gone absoloutly nutters.

(OGERS defuse)

YY: Great, now what?

Pharoh: yeah, we have 15 seconds left.

Fusion: I know what I'm doing. FUSION BEAM!

SwordMaster: Hey, wha-

Introbulus: I get it now!

BSD: OMFG w4t's h4ppp3ning!?!!11

Pharoh: Very clever, fusing SwordMaster with the Light Sword.

YY: What?

Dark Shade: What?

BSD: OMFG w4t's h4pp3n1ng?!!11

Fred: Where am I?

(SM and light sword fuse to become... LightMaster!)

LM: My name... sucks. Oh, well, good bye, Dark Shade! (slices him though the middle with his glowing hand-saber)

Dark Shade: ARHHGHGHG!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!! (dissapears)

(suddenly, a flast of light comes, and Dark Jim can be seen through a circular glass mirror suspended in the air)

Dark Jim: ha, this is sooo overdone. Well, seeing as the Light Sword would wipe me out, I'm just going to go to a different universe - see you after I've conquered everything else - how long could you OGers hold off everything else?! HAAHAHAHAH!

YY: This SUCKS.

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