Chapter Four: "The MPVP Strikes"

Episode 87: Just When You Need Them... - by Gamechamp

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Suddenly,Swordmaster turns back to his normal self.

SM:Oh,no!Fusing didn't work!Now we'll never get the Light Sword again!

YY:Maybe there's another type of Light Sword?

FUSION:I think you missed something,who was the person that even knew about the Light Sword?

YY:Gamechamp.

FUSION:And who just left sreaming,"The Robot Team is traiting again!!!"

YY:Oh,yeah.

GORE:Well,anyway,we need to catch up with Dark Jim!We'll think of something later!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 88: Dark Force - by Fusion

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Meanwhile, in a palace on Uranus...

Dark Jim: HAHAHA! Shade is history, and the OGers have wasted their last minutes with the Light Sword!

Suddenly, a dark cloud appears over the palace. Lightning swirls all around the palace.

Dark Jim: A thunderstorm on Neptune? Let me see what the heck is going on!

Dark Jim goes toward the exit, but then the power goes out. Dark Jim trips over everything in the dark. He manages to feel the doorknob and he rushes out.

Dark Jim: This can only be the work of...the legendary Dark Force!

Voice: Yes, that is right!

Dark Jim: Who are you?

Voice: I am Dark Force!

Dark Jim: Show yourself!

Dark Force: You already see me!

Dark Jim: What are you talking about?

Dark Force: I do not have a body, I am just a bunch of dark forces beyond your imagination!

Dark Jim: Huh?

Dark Force: Ugh...I'm the storm and the power outage inside!

Dark Jim: Oh, you are the dark forces surrounding my castle!

Dark Force: Yes, I am all of the dark forces of nature! And since I am just a bunch of dark elements, you cannot hurt me, so I can kill you with no trouble! You see, when Shade came to kill you for failing the MPVP (Most Powerful Villians Period), you killed him! So, I am going to kill you! Hahaha! Dark Punch!

Dark Jim: How can you punch if you're just the dark forces of...ouch!

Suddenly, Dark Jim goes flying to the ground. He notices a giant spirital hand behind him.

Dark Force: See? I'm nothing like Shade! That fool was our weakest eliminator! Now, I will make a boss to fight you instead of me (since I am not a living being, just the dark forces of nature)!

Suddenly, in a flash of lightning, a tall black gargoyle appears.

Dark Force: Now get ready to fight...Gargoylus!

Gargoylus: Die, Dark Jim!

Dark Jim:

HP: 99999999999999999999999

FP: 99999999999999999999999

MP: 99999999999999999999999

Gargoylus:

HP: ???????????????????????

FP: ???????????????????????

MP: ???????????????????????

Gargoylus Battle Music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/Track_50.mid

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Episode 89: Lord of The Idiots - by Fred_In_Bed

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Dark Jim: Pah, Gargoylus, I've gone over this NUMEROUS times, I'm EVIL AND Dark Jim, therefore I am the focal point of darkness in this universe. sucka. (shoots hand beams at Gargoylus)

Gargoylus: You think you are MY equal? (draws a halaberd)

Dark Jim: No, I do not. I KNOW that I am your superior!!

(Dark Jim shadowports to behind Gargoylus, where he slices him with an assorment of heavy medival weaponry, and, of course, a crobar. Gargoylus Reforms part of his body, but the rest has been entirely eliminated. Gargoylus charges, and before Dark Jim slices him with his two-handed sword, he flies upward, losing a foot. He then comes down on Dark Jim, who grabs the blade of the halaberd and stops Gargoylus in midair. Dark Jim then electrocutes his halaberd, and wipes Gargoylus out.)

Dark Jim: Pah! Fool!

Dark Force: Nooo! How did you - nevermind. Look, I'm sure you didn't come out here to take us over... I sensed the accursed Light Blade coming into existance on earth about and hour ago. But the sword's time has finished. Why don't I just serve you for all of eternity, and we forget this little scuffle.

Dark Jim: Ok. I'm sure you thought I was weaker than you since you got higher marks at "Evil High".

DF: Well, yeah. Alright, who you want me kill?

(back on the mountain)

BSD: Hey, I stopped talking like a hacker! Butt iy wil stil spelle thingues incoorectily!

Fred: All your fruitcake are belong to Speedy Auto Service!

YY: Ok, maybe someone should push those two off a cliff, they're really annoying.

Fusion: Nah, BSD can go BSD 2, and Fred saved us. So as much as I'd like it, we can't. Besides, taking down Gamechamp AND that other guy won't be easy. We need all the help we can get.

Fred: Watch me eat toenails!

Swordmaster: (slaps forehead)

(meanwhile...)

DARK GORE: Hey, Gamechamp. Glad you could make it to the anti-OGers crew. To fight the original OGers six, we have an original anti-OGers six.

Gamechamp: That is terribly unoriginal.

DARK GORE: Well, anyways, you'll have to attach with your little group there to join.

(inside)

Super Gamechamp: Ok, who's going?

Lupus: I will take the ring to Mordor!

DARK GORE: Stop that. Ok, we need a group.

Lupus: Well, I'm the leader. Follow me.

EVIL Scientist Dude: Well, I hear that this group needs wisdom. I may be able to help you there.

Lemonjello: Mr. Lupus sir! You're definatly not leaving without me sir!

Super Gamechamp: Well, you have my blaster!

DARK GORE: And my Arm!

SD: And my Axe! I mean sword. or whatever I have.

Lupus: This is the fellowship of the forums! Let us go now!

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Episode 90: Even Darker Jim - by Introbulus

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Dark Jim: You made a terrible mistake coming here, Dark Force!

Dark Force: Wrong! It is you that has made the terrible mistake! Gargoylous, finish him off!

Gargoylous leaps into Dark Jim, but has no visible effect.

Dark Force: What!?! That blow should have annilated you! What happened?

Dark Jim: Foolish Dark Force! Not even your M.P.V.P knows the power I hold. For you see, I carry the evil of everything in the universe! Evil can only fuel me! Just like YOU!!!

Dark Force: What the...?

All of the Dark Force begins to be absorbed into Dark Jim.

Dark Force: AHH!!! What are you doing?

Dark Jim: You think that Fusion is the only one who can fuse things? I, too, can fuse. But not the manifestation of beings, just the evil power within!

As the Dark Force is absorbed by Dark Jim, Gargoylous hangs onto a rock for dear life, but cannot escape the vortex created by the mage. As the force is finished fusing with Dark Jim, he let's out a dark laugh, quite characteristic of Dark Jim.

Dark Jim: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I FEEL 1,000 TIMES AS POWERFUL AS BEFORE!!! FEAR NOT, MY DARK MINIONS! COME FORTH AND FEED ON THE WORLD I HAVE PROVIDED FOR YOU!!!

As if on cue, many mages spurt out of a newly-formed dark portal. First the mages Jim created, then a flood of darkness leaps out as if a great harness has finally been released on all the evil.

Dark Jim: ONWARD TO EARTH! LET US CRUSH OUR ENEMIES!!!

(Meanwhile, back on Earth)

Introbulus: Well, now that all the evil has been wiped away, Earth is once again a peaceful place to live!

???: NOT SO, FOOLISH FIGHTER!

Introbulus: It can't be!

Fusion: It is! Dark Jim! He's 500 times larger than he was before!

Dark Jim: AND 1,000 TIMES AS POWERFUL! COME AND GET ME, IF YOU DARE!

Final Darkness: The Earth in Peril! music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/nes/mm1intro.mid

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Episode 91: Gamechamp Bails Out - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

SUPER GC:Hahaha!You fools!

He shoots out his new form,turns back to normal,and it causes everyone to be knocked unconcious.

BLUE:Let's go!

They jump on the Roborcycles,and ride to thier secret base.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 92: The MPVP's Secret Weapon - by Fusion

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Dark Force somehow escapes from Dark Jim.

Dark Force: I shall return, Dark Jim! *disappears*

Dark Jim: Dang, I'll be back!

Arnold Schwartzaneger: Don't copy my catch phrase!

Dark Jim: Sorry! I will come back! *vanishes*

Meanwhile, in the MPVP Base on Saturn...

MPVP Leader #1: Dang, Dark Jim is hard to beat!

MPVP Leader #2: Yes, but I have a trap in mind.

MPVP Leader #3: Tell us what it is.

MPVP Leader #2: We send a very strong minion on Pluto. Dark Jim will go there in hopes of absorbing new strength. When he gets there, he will be obliverated by our minion!

MPVP Leader #1: Who is this minion?

MPVP Leader #2: A certain ruby god.

MPVP Leader #3: You don't mean...

MPVP Leader #2: Yes, Sephnito! He's learned to survive without his ruby! He's now stronger than ever! Even stronger than Dark Jim!

Suddenly, a colonel comes in.

Colonel: Commanders Quirtzok, Lord Chaos, and King Bob, we have just assigned Sephnito his new mission.

Quirtzok: Excellent.

Lord Chaos: He will learn not to steal our spotlight!

King Bob: Yes!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111

Meanwhile, in Dark Jim's palace on Uranus...

Dark Jim: I sense a powerful energy! I shall absorb it!

Later, on Pluto...

Dark Jim: Why is the energy on Saturn?

???: Because the MPVP preferred Saturn.

Dark Jim: Sephnito?

Sephnito: Yes, I can now survive without my ruby! Also, I'm stronger than ever! HAHAHA!

Dark Jim: Then let's fight!

Sephnito: Alright, and do not even try to absorb me, you'll explode from too much power! And I'll respawn, because I'm the ruby god and a god can respawn infinite times!

Dark Jim:

HP: 9999999999999

FP: 9999999999999

MP: 9999999999999

Sephnito:

HP: 9999999999999999999999999999999

FP: 9999999999999999999999999999999

MP: 9999999999999999999999999999999

Sephnito Battle music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/18-ShadeManSpecialTheme.mid

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Episode 93: Persons Are Persons - by Fred_In_Bed

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Dark Jim: Pshhaw. I thought in Introbulus's post I was more powerful.

Sephinto: Nope! I guess Fusion forgot the alledged post fusion.

Dark Jim: Bah. I may not win by absorbing you, but other methods may be necessary. Ha.

Sephinto: Wha - what are you doing?

Dark Jim: Summoning Gargolyus!

Sephinto: what? What do you mean?

Dark Jim: It's a technique I concocted. I can make a totally loyal soldier, who's limits are only bounded by mine. Plus, who needs just one Gargolus? How about one thousand?!

Sephinto: AHHH! Wait, er- heheh, you cannot beat me... (shaking) I.. am Sephinto...

Dark Jim: Pah, you start shaking at the fact that you may lose. You don't deserve your power. Therefore, when I beat you, you shall be my new minion! MUAHAHA!

Sephinto: Noooo! (gets covered in approximatly 42,000 Gargolyuses)

(back on earth)

Introbulus: Peace is good. (I tried to fuse posts.)

YY: Wait, what's that up ahead?

???: Ha, I work for the MPVP, and one of us has been sent to every planet in this galaxy. My name is... Person.

Fusion: Good for you. (claps slowly and sarcastically)

Person: You will fear me, since I wear the PANTS OF POWER! (tm)

SwordMaster: That's not healthy.

Person: I never said it was. I have been searching out the ones with the largest records of opposing us. My search is over. I will destroy you, eat at a Denny's, and blow up your planet.

BSD: OMFG I never got to talk enough about my past that's shrouded in mystery just like everyone else's!!!

GORE-ILLA: Me neither, but I mean, wow, eating at Denny's. This guy is pure evil.

Person: What's up with all this dialogue? Fight me!

Fusion: Don't worry, I can deal with this guy.

Pharoh: Hurry it up.

Person: Muahahah! You lack skill, Fusion.

Fusion: Do not!

Person: Do too!

BSD: OMFG Lemmy should be here so I can go "this is going to take forever don't you think" and then he'll be like "yes"! OMFG ROTF!

Fusion: Forget this! (charges at Person)

Person: Ha, you are no match for the pants of power. ( pounds the ground with his fist, sending Fusion flying)

Fusion: crap.

(Person waits for Fusion to fall and then rolls into him. His pants glow.)

Person: Houah!

(strikes his foot on Fusion's chest, which hurts him. Person makes his fist into a gigantic spiked ball, and procedes to drop it on Fusion)

YY: No! Dark Egg! ( blasts Person in the back, and his huge fist lands on himself)

Person: Ouch. This hurts, but you'll be screaming after I'm done with you.

Fred: Not so! (attack Person, who lifts up his fist, and drops it on Fred. Fred rolls out of the way, and kicks person in the leg)

Person: You dare challenge me!

(Person bashes Fred with both his hands. Fred blocks with his hammer, but is knocked down. Person slams his foot on Fred, but Fred, whom saw Fusion's mistake rolls away. He does so, and jumps back up, swinging at Person. Person is finally hit, but gets back up, and charges at Fred who swings his full might off his hammer. Person runs around the hammer and knees Fred in the stomach, and punches him away)

Person: Grr, how dare you hit me! Rabble! ( Suplexes Fred into the ground) Any more contenders?

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Episode 94: Super Sephnito - by Yami Yoshi

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In the atmosphere of Saturn…

<Sephnito fires an energy ball at Dark Jim>

Dark Jim: Ha!

<Dark Jim dodges the energy ball>

Dark Jim: Pretty pathetic for a god aren’t you? Take this!

Sephnito: Pathetic? I’ll show you pathetic! Ruby Annihilation Ball!

<Sephnito hurls a giant Ruby Energy Ball the size of the moon at Dark Jim>

Dark Jim: Teleportation!

<Dark Jim teleports out of the way just as the energy ball flies into Saturn’s core causing it to explode>

Sephnito: Where’d you go?

Voice: Right here!

<A giant fist suddenly slams into Sephnito knocking him into Jupiter’s Great Red Spot>

Dark Jim: That should be the end of him…

<Suddenly the Red Spot flashes a brilliant red and triggers a huge explosion that obliterates Jupiter>

Dark Jim: Urgh!

<The explosion knocks Dark Jim onto the surface of Mars>

Sephnito: My Ruby Obliteration Bomb worked perfectly! Now to use it on this puny planet of Mars!

Meanwhile on Earth…

Yami Yoshi: No! Fusion! Fred!

Person: Ha ha ha! They were weak…Now time to destroy the leader of the OGers, Yami Yoshi! Spiked Punch!

<Person aims a punch at Yami Yoshi>

Yami Yoshi: Tongue Attack!

<Yami Yoshi swallows Person’s entire body and turns it into an egg>

Yami Yoshi: Take this!

<Yami Yoshi hurls the egg into the Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, Fusion and Fred get back up>

Fusion: Yeah! You did it!

Yami Yoshi: He was easy…

<Suddenly, a huge explosion is seen in the sky followed by another explosion>

Yami Yoshi: What was that?

Introbulus: <Looking through a telescope> Oh my God! Jupiter and Saturn have been completely obliterated!

Fred: But how?

Introbulus: <looking closer into the telescope> I see Dark Jim…and some familiar red cloaked fiend…Sephnito!

Yami Yoshi: Sephnito? But the Pharaoh and I killed him in the last OG!

Pharaoh: He was a piece of cake...

Introbulus: He must have immortality because of his godlike powers…The two of them are fighting…

Yami Yoshi: We don’t have that much time until they come!

Introbulus: You can say that again…

<Suddenly another explosion is seen in the sky>

Introbulus: Mars is gone too. And now they’re heading towards Earth…

BSD: (assuming he’s fused back) Here they come!

<Two figures fly into Earth’s atmosphere slamming into each other>

Dark Jim: That’s it! I’ve had it! Dark Absorption!

Sephnito: Go ahead and absorb me!

<Dark Jim opens his mouth and sucks inside Sephnito>

Dark Jim: <gulp> Oh yeah! I feel the power!

<Dark Jim’s dark hair suddenly turns red and turns into stands straight up, Goku style>

Dark Jim: Ha ha ha! I have never felt so much power in my life…I…

<Suddenly Dark Jim’s eyes turn red>

Dark Jim: Ha ha ha! I warned Dark Jim not to absorb me! Now his body is mine!

Yami Yoshi: The hell?

Introbulus: Sephnito must have taken over Dark Jim’s mind!

Sephnito Jim: Ha ha ha! Now to seek revenge on the ones who destroyed me in the first place: Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh!

Yami Yoshi: All right Fusion!

Fusion: Right! Fusion Beam!

<The Fusion Beam fuses Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh into Twin Headed Yami Yoshi>

TH Yami Yoshi: Yeah I’m back!

GORE: Are you sure that he’s strong without Dragoshi’s body?

TH Yami Yoshi: I beat the crap outta him last time! I’ll be fine!

Sephnito Jim: Bring it on!

Can TH Yami Yoshi defeat Sephnito again? TH Yami Yoshi thinks so but Sephnito has become much more powerful especially with Dark Jim’s body. And is Person truly gone? Not likely…Find out in the next episode: The Absorption of TH Yami Yoshi!

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Episode 95: Double-Team - by Introbulus

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(Meanwhile, inside Dark Sephinto)

Sephinto: Bwahahahaha!

Dark Jim: Hey, that's MY line!

Sephinto: Well NOW it's mine! You foolish mortal! Thinking you could absorb a god?

Dark Jim: You idiot! I'm just as immortal as you!

Sephinto: Aha! But since this post is being made by Introbulus, I know that you are only "Mostly" Immortal! That means you can be killed if effort is put in, whereas I cannot!

Dark Jim: Well, you seem to be forgetting three things...Oh look, here they come now!

Sephinto: What? Who do you speak of? I left no one to save you! General Guy is dead!

Dark Jim: That idiot? Ha! I'm almost GLAD you killed him! Made way for some GOOD minions!

Sephinto: Oh no, you mean...?

Dark Jim: Yes! They won't let you beat the OGers because they know that I want to kill them!

(The entire conversation took only one milisecond. So at the same exact time, outside Dark Sephinto...)

Dark Sephinto: Oh no, they're here!

TH Yami Yoshi: Who?

???: Us.

Fusion: (turns around) It's the dark mages!

Green Dark Mage: I am Flora, the mage of the forest and nature! I am also the only mage that considers myself a girl!

Yellow Dark Mage: I am Blitz, I control the *Bzzt!* primal forces of electricity!

Brown Dark Mage: ...and I am Grant, mage of the Earth and Rock!

Sephinto: Well, uhhh...so what?!? I can take you all!

Flora: I highly doubt it! Since Dark Jim left us in the alternate demention, we have been training our power, knowing that one day he would summon us back to his side! Now that he has, our powers combined should be enough to stop a "god" like you!

TH Yami Yoshi: So...you're on our side?

Grant: Temporarily. Once Dark Jim is out, we'll kill you all.

TH Yami Yoshi: (thinks) Well, that's better than nothing!

Jim: Wait! As part of Dark Jim, am I not your master?

Blitz: You are even worse than the *Bzzt!* OGers! You symbolize everything we *Bzzt!* hate!

Jim: (thinks) Well, that's worse than nothing!

Narriarator: Will this new alligance be enough to stop Dark Sephinto? If so, how will our heroes stop the dreaded power of Dark Jim? Is this post cheap?

Everyone: YES!

Narrirator: Join us next time, or you all DIE!!!

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Episode 96: The Absorbtion of TH Yami Yoshi - by Fred_In_Bed

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(from last OG post)

Narrator: Join us now, or you DIE!

Fred_In_Bed: I refuse to join you! You're all crazy! Ahhh! (Jumps out window)

Grant: Hur, I crush you!

Dark Sephinto: Wait, you know what I forgot to do? I never beat up THYY and absorbed him!

THYY: Yeah, you friggen' cheapskate!

Dark Sephinto: Let's go and do this. (THYY spits an array of eggs from thei mouth, which bounce hoplessly off DS. THYY tries to duck, but unclimatically is absorbed, in a boring and non-sacrificial manner. bah.)

Dark Sephinto: I'm a god. I absorbed someone at one hundreth of my lowest possible power. He liked DBZ. Big Whoop.

Fusion: You haven't finish us yet!

Dark Sephinto: I think I have. and friken' easily, too.

Flora: You forget us. (Flora whips him with a vibe whip, stunning him. Grant grabs his arms, and plants them in the ground, making the ground chain him. Blitz (bzzt) shocks him numerous times)

Dark Sephinto: You'll never make me talk!

Nazi: Zat's, not, funny!

Grant: Dur.. hurhur... let's smash him! (turns his hand into a gigantic rock fist)

Dark Sephinto: You have the edge, therefore... something must happen! You can't just win like this, not so friggen easily!

Introbulus: Let's think... I guess almost everyone is accounted for.

Person: Except me.

Dark Sephinto: Yeah. There you are. Let's kick this thing into overdrive. (becomes a gigantic Drew Carey)

Drew Carey: I am the focal point of all evil in the world!

BSD: Argh! Now how do we win?

Blitz: Like (bzzt) this!

(Blitz shocks Drew to no avail. Flora comes up behind him, but he sits on it, beating Flora to the ground. He then lays on Blitz, who cannot stop him. He procedes to Grant, who pounds him in the belly, And Drew falls on him).

Fusion: How do we win? Wait, I know! Fusion! On Flora, Grant, and Blitz!

(fuse together, but Pyro jumps in too (where'd he come from) and make... MEGAMAGE!)

MM: No, not megaman. MEGAMAGE!

Person: Ha, I'll get him.

MM: Keep him off my back while Fusion and I fight Drew (thinking) I hope he doesn't have another form. Especially one that's even fatter! maybe Fred should go get more Slimfast...(/thinking)

END!

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Episode 97: Too Many Initials - by Fusion

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Meanwhile, in the new MPVP HQ on Neptune...

Quirtzok: Yes, Sephnito is doing perfectly!

Lord Chaos: He will destroy the OGers!

King Bob: Wait, why is the intruder alert on?

Suddenly, the Justice League, Freedom Force (hated their PC game), the NC Three (Bill, Fred, and Donez), and the BDWP come flying in. Together, they are the MPYASITG (Most Powerful Yet Annoying Superheroes In The Galaxy).

Wonder Woman: We must stop Quirtzok, Lord Chaos, and King Bob!

Mouse: Duh, we know that, suga!

Sumoto: Sumoto will smash the 3 gods!

All: Let's go!

So they run around bashing all the troops, guards, and generals until they get to the throne room.

Quirtzok: So, you made it!

Superman: Yes, and we will kill you.

Justice League: (for each hero)

HP: 9999999

FP: 9999999

MP: 9999999

Freedom Force: (also for each hero)

HP: 999999

FP: 999999

MP: 999999

NC Three: (again for each hero)

HP: 1,000,000,000,000

FP: 1,000,000,000,000

MP: 1,000,000,000,000

BDWP: (I'm not even gonna say it)

HP: 9999999999999999

FP: 9999999999999999

MP: 9999999999999999

Quirtzok:

HP: 99999999999999999999999

FP: 99999999999999999999999

MP: 99999999999999999999999

Lord Chaos:

HP: 99999999999999999999999

FP: 99999999999999999999999

MP: 99999999999999999999999

King Bob:

HP: 99999999999999999999999

FP: 99999999999999999999999

MP: 99999999999999999999999

The MPYAHITG vs. The MPVP Leaders music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/dkc2krl.mid

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Episode 98: Tying Up Loose Ends - by GORE-ILLA

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They all fire beams at eachother at the same time and are killed.

Elsewhere...

Dark GORE: *sputters and explodes*

Lupus: WTF?!

EVIL Scientist Dude: Alright, I admit - that's just a cheap robot duplicate I put together. I was hoping it would last until his new robot body is complete in VGF Member OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest - which will be started and ended by GORE-ILLA.

Lupus: Okay...

*Inside Sephnito's Body...*

EVIL: Soon, the time will come. If Dark Jim/Sephnito gains a little bit more poer, I will have enough energy to reach my ultimate, physical form. Then anyone with the slightest dark ambitions within me, even robots will bow before my power. I will be completely and utterly unstoppable. And not like any other villains who claim to be extremely strong when I am actually the one who gives them their power. Only pure-hearted people can resist my power, and they're scarcer then Spider-Man #1 these days! Mwahahahhahaaaaaaa!!!!!

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Episode 99: The Innards of Dark Jim - by Yami Yoshi

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Inside Sephnito Jim's body...

<TH Yami Yoshi is falling through darkness>

TH Yami Yoshi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

<TH Yami Yoshi sudddenly stops falling and floats in midair>

TH Yami Yoshi: So this is Dark Jim's body...

Voice: Actually, formally Dark Jim's body!

<Sephnito appears floating in front of TH Yami Yoshi>

Sephnito: Dark Jim was foolish enough to absorb me. He understimated my power. His body is now under my control!

TH Yami Yoshi: Hmm....

Sephnito: And now I have you just where I want you...without the OGers, I can easily kill you for what you did to me in the last OG!

TH Yami Yoshi: I'm not giving up without a fight!

Sephnito: Ruby Beam!

<Sephnito fires a red beam at TH Yami Yoshi>

TH Yami Yoshi: Tongue Attack!

<TH Yami Yoshi swallows the beam and spits it back at Sephnito>

Sephnito: Argh! What!? My beam should have destroyed you! I have much more power!

TH Yami Yoshi: Ha! Your full power can only be used outside of Dark Jim's body! Your power is much weaker in here!

Sephnito: No......

TH Yami Yoshi: Now! Dark Egg Bomb!

<TH Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg Bomb at Sephnito blasting him through Dark Jim's mouth>

Outside of Sephnito Jim's body...

Mega Mage: What's that?

<Sephnito comes flying out of Dark Jim>

Mega Mage: Now time to destroy him for good! Elemental Beam!

Sephnito: Nooo!!!

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Episode 100: Evil! - by Introbulus

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Suddenly, Dark Sephinto begins to transform. At the same time, TH Yami Yoshi escapes through the Mage's "mouth".

TH Yami Yoshi: Yes! Without Sephinto, Dark Sephinto will transform back into Dark Jim, and we can kill him!

Jim: Ah! So you were absorbed on purpose, just like in DBZ! Good thinking, TH Yami Yoshi!

Mega Mage: No, you fools! If he were transforming back into Dark Jim, he would be normal already!

Jim: Then what...Oh no! He's advancing! Up to the next level of darkness!

Gore: The "next level"? What's that?

Introbulus: In term even a mountian squirrel could understand, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!

(Just then, Dark Sephinto finishes transforming, and is left as...)

TH Yami Yoshi: Wait, I thought you said he was "advancing"?

Jim: He did! That's Dark, the most evil force in the universe!

Introbulus: You've got to be kidding me! That's just a small version of Dark Jim!

Narrirator: Indeed, this new creature looked identical to the Dark Jim, having all of his features, which would be absolutely nothing, save two glowing eyes and a dark cloak, and about 1/2 his size.

Dark: Now that I have advanced, there is no need for my presence anymore. You will all be killed by a force similar to me, but slightly weaker.

Fusion: You're not going anywhere, punk!

In a flash of darkness, Dark disappears.

TH Yami Yoshi: Well, I'd say he just...

Evil: FINALLY! AFTER 100,000,000 YEARS OF IMPRISONMENT, I AM FINALLY FREE! PREPAIR FOR A NEW AGE OF DARKNESS!!!

Gore: Oh great, who's that?

Fusion: Oh no, it's Evil! The source of all evil in this universe! He must have used the evil of Dark to release himself!

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