Chapter 5: "Evil"

Episode 101: Jim and Evil - by Yami Yoshi

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<Suddenly a device in Introbulus' pocket explodes>

Introbulus: My power level meter has exceeded its normal capacity!

*Evil, a devil with two red glowing eyes and a pitchfork laughs at the OGers*

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Prepare to die Earthlings!

Meanwhile at the MPVP HQ...

Qwirtzok: Apocalyptic Annihilation Beam!

<The beam kills the Justic League, Freedom Force, the NC Three, and the BDWP>

King Bob: That was annoying...

Lord Chaos: Hey look!

<Lord Chaos points to a huge monitor showing Evil on the screen laughing at the OGers>

Qwirtzok: Evil!? No way! I thought we subdued him 100000 years ago!

Lord Chaos: Yes...I remember it clearly...

<Flashback>

98003BC on a distant planet...

Evil: HELL BOMB!

<Evil explodes destroying an entire city. After the smoke clears, Evil is seen laughing like a maniac>

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

<Suddenly, Lord Chaos, Qwirtzok, and King Bob appear>

Lord Chaos: We must combine our powers together to stop him before he destroys the entire planet!

Qwirtzok: But we cannot kill him...we made him to be immortal!

King Bob: That is a problem...

Voice: I have an idea!

<Introbulus and Jim, a 100000 years younger, appears>

Introbulus: <holds up a black sphere> This Black Orb I created shall seal Evil inside forever!

King Bob: Hmph! What do you know about saving planets!

Lord Chaos: We don't need your help!

Introbulus: Then I'll have my assistant here Jim do the work! Ready Jim?

Jim: All right! JIM BEAM!

<Jim fires a large beam of light at Evil that transforms him into a small catapillar-haped creature>

Jim: <pulls out the Black Orb> Evil Seal!

<The Black Orb glows and sucks Evil's body into the orb>

King Bob: He...he...beat him!

Lord Chaos: How can someone like you be able to stop a powerful fiend like him?

Introbulus: Hey. He once saved an entire universe from destruction!

Jim: Here! <throws the Black Orb to Lord Chaos> Take it! Let's go!

<Introbulus and Jim fly off the planet>

Lord Chaos: Jim eh? That gives me an idea!

<End Flashback>

King Bob: That's when we created Dark Jim 50000 years ago!

Qwirtzok: Not ANOTHER flashback!

Lord Chaos: Shut up!

<Another Flashback>

50000 years ago on the Planet Chaos...

<Lord Chaos walks into the MPVP HQ>

Lord Chaos: Finished Qwirtzok?

Qwirtzok: Yes! After 49999 years of work, Dark Jim is finally complete!

Lord Chaos: How did you create him again?

Qwirtzok: I used the DNA from Jim's fingerprints on the Black Orb to recreate Jim's body. And then, I placed the Black Orb inside the soul of his body to increase his power level and make him evil!

King Bob: But what if he goes beserk like Evil?

Qwirtzok: He won't. Unless Evil somehow manages to break out of the Black Orb (which he probably won't), Dark Jim will completely under our control!

Lord Chaos: Ha ha ha! Time to terrorize the galaxy once again!

<End Flashback>

King Bob: And that's why we had to send Shade towards Earth when we discovered high increases in energy. Dark Jim was exceeding his normal power level.

Qwirtzok: But Dark Jim managed to absorb both Shade AND Sephnito. The high amounts of power destroyed the Black Orb releasing his body...

Lord Chaos: This time, he's much stronger! Can Jim defeat him again?

Qwirtzok: We can only hope that the OGers at least stand a chance.

Narrator: So Introbulus', Jim's, Dark Jim's, and Evil's pasts have been revealed. Do the OGers stand a chance against Evil? Will this OG contain anymore flashbacks? Find out in the next episode: OGers Versus Evil.

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Episode 102: A New Plan - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

INTROBULUS:Hey!I just remembered something!

JIM:What?

INTROBULUS:Remember when we first met Evil,and we trapped him inside a dark orb?

JIM:Yeah...I get it!

INTROBULUS:If we can find a substitute thing to hold Evil,then we can imprison him in it!

JIM:But what kind of thing do we know that can hold him in?

BOTH:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...THE RUBIES!!!

INTROBULUS:Fusion,hold a shield over us all,we need to plan!

Fusion makes a shield over them,and he gets under as well,while Evil keeps attempting to destroy it.

INTROBULUS:Hey,everyone,we've found a way to stop Evil!We can imprison him in one of the rubies!

FUSION:But how do we get one of them?

JIM:The Robot Team should have one left since they tried to take over the world!Plus,they'll have an empty one because he should only have Sephnito's,who was just destroyed!

SM:But there's some problems.1:We don't know where their secret base is.2:Do you really think that when we go there they'll be shaking our hands?They'd probably try to shake our necks!

INTROBULUS:Well,I have this robot detecter!

FUSION:But don't they have dedetector devices?

INTROBULUS:They won't be using them!They aren't hiding from anyone!

FUSION:Well,what about them being our enemies?

JIM:We'll just have to sneak in and out there,without being seen,heard,or caught on tape from one of their many cameras they must have!

SM:Easier said than done.

INTROBULUS:It's the only way!Now,we need to find out who's going to stay and stop this guy from following...

FUSION:Hurry!This shield won't last much longer!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 103: Fused Again - by Yami Yoshi

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Introbulus: According to this Robot Detector, they are hiding in......The Shadow Forest! Let's go!

<Introbulus and Jim fly towards the Shadow Forest>

Evil: Hellish Fire Blast!

<Evil fires a huge blast of fire from his mouth which instantly shatters the shield>

Fusion: No!

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

BSD: This guy is way too powerful for us! He'll incinerate us all!

TH Yami Yoshi: No! We have to give Introbulus and Jim time! Dark Egg!

<The Dark Egg flies towards Evil and is absorbed>

TH Yami Yoshi: What's up with bad guys absorbing things?

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hell Bomb!

<Evil's body glows and starts to flash>

TH Yami Yoshi: He's going to explode!

Evil: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

<Evil's entire body explodes creating a fiery mushroom cloud>

Meanwhile near the Shadow Forest...

Introbulus: Whoa! Look at that!

<Introbulus points towards the Mushroom Cloud>

Jim: I hope the OGers are ok...

Introbulus: We don't have any time to waste! Let's go!

<Introbulus and Jim run into the Shadow Forest>

Back where the OGers are...

TH Yami Yoshi: Is everyone ok?

BSD: Ugh...A rock landed on my tail...

Fusion: Where are we?

TH Yami Yoshi: We seem to be in a huge crater...

Fusion: Wonder where Evil went?

<Another loud explosion is heard>

BSD: He's still destroying stuff! We gotta stop him!

Fusion: Our only hope is to wait for Introbulus and Jim to get the Ruby of Control but how will be able to hold this guy off long enough?

TH Yami Yoshi: We're going to have to fuse into TH Yami Dragoshi again!

Fusion: I guess its going to have to work...Defusion Beam!

<Fusion defused Black Skull Dragoshi into a regular Dragoshi>

Fusion: Now...Fusion Beam!

<TH Yami Yoshi and Dragoshi fuse into TH Yami Dragoshi>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Level Up!

<TH Yami Dragoshi levels up to a Super Yoshi 2 and flies out of the crater towards Evil>

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: Ready to die?

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: Magna Dragoshi Egg!

<TH Yami Dragoshi 2 throws a Magna Dragoshi Egg at Evil>

Evil: Ha!

<Evil absorbs the Magna Dragoshi Egg>

Evil: Earthling! I can absorb anything that's dark and use it to increase my power!

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: That makes all of my attacks useless...

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hell Bomb!

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Episode 104: The Search For Gamechamp - by Fred_In_Bed

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Evil: Muahha! Now that my name is not typed in capitals anymore, I am much stronger. Evil can not be defeated, since I was forshadowed from the last OG!

Twin Head Dragyoshi 2: Bah. Alright, If special attacks don't work, I'll have to clobber you with this gnarled piece of wood.

Evil: Nooo! Please, not that!

THD2: Yaa! (eats Evil, creating a egg of darkness. Beats evil down while he's in egg form)

Evil: No dice. (breaks out. He throws his pitchfork at THD2, but they bat it away)

No!! How is a useless stick so powerful? Well, no matter. I am a very sick person, so I never show my true form at first. I am Evil squared!

(he transforms into a gigantic Pigmy Shrew)

Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahhaah! ha.

THD2: You've got to be kidding me. Someone, please, help me.

MegaMage: I can! Most people have forgotten me, but we must win! Watch this! (makes holograms of himself and THD2, while making the real them invisible) Alright, now we're safe for the moment.

Evil: Bah, your trick does nothing! I still smell the mage's magic!

(elsewhere)

Jim: So then I said to Introbulus, yeah! Hahaha!

Introbulus: I am Introbulus.

Jim: Oh yeah. Hey, were's Fred and GORE-ILLA?

(elsewhere again)

Fred: Whaddya you wanna do?

GORE: I dunno. Whaddya you wanna do?

(At Gamechamp's lair)

GameChamp: Haha, I will slowly kill off the OGers after they wipe out Evil. I'm so bad!

Fred: I finally figured out what I'm going to do! Comeon, GORE-ILLA, let's get GameChamp.

Green: That is un-groovy.

Blue: Arm the "laser"!

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Episode 105: Approaching The Fortress - by Introbulus

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Gore: Let's go get some tacos instead!

Gore: Okay!

Fred and Gore wander off to get some tacos, completely unaware that Evil is destroying all the taco depo's as they speak.

(Meanwhile, about 100 yards outside The Shadow Fortress)

Introbulus: There it is, The Shadow Fortress!

Jim: So THAT'S where...uh, shouldn't we have some theme music?

Introbulus: Huh?

Jim: Yeah! I mean, this is the secret base where we have to find the power crystal, shouldn't we have some music playing?

Introbulus: Is that really necissary?

Jim: YES! MUSIC! NOW!

Introbulus: Oh alright!

Shadow Fortress! music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/nes/ng2_3-2.mid

Jim: Okay, all set, let's go!

Narrirator: As quietly as possible, the duo enter Shadow Fortress. Meanwhile, inside the fortress...

GC:Roll call!!!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

Blue: Sir, we're picking up some ninja music on the music detector!

Gamechamp: Someone must be trying to enter our base! We can't let them get our power crystal again, or they'll destroy our chances of...WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Narrirator: Meanwhile, in a distant demention...

Dark: Yes...soon Evil will eliminate the OGers, and then, my power will grow for eternity!

To Be Continued...

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Episode 106: Poke Problems - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

Suddenly,Ash appears.

ASH:Oh,no!It's the Robot Team!Pikachu,go!

He sends out Pikachu.

GC:Roll call!!!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

ROBOTOUTH:Robotouth,that;s right!

GC:Get Pikachu!We can use it to power a doomsday device!

Pikachu does a thunderbolt,and they blast off.

ALL:The Robot Team is blasting off again!!!

Gamechamp wakes up.

GC:God,I hate those dreams.

GREEN comes in.

GREEN:Sir,we've gotten 2 reports on the lifeform radar.

GC:Wait...2?

He sees visions of Ash and Pikachu.

GC:Ummmmmmmmmmm...be on your gaurd!Gaurd the money silo...

GREEN:The money silo is empty.

GC:Well...have everyone be on patrol!Get up in the camera booth place and use your ultra detector thing you made to find them!We can't afford them to be our enemies...but I wonder what they're after....oh,well,just look out for them!

GREEN:Okay,I'll tell everyone!

GC:Okay,I'm going to go search,too.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 107: Three Times The Stupidity - by Black Skull Dragoshi

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Inside the mind of THYD2........

Pharoh:How can a worthless stick hurt an incarnation of Evil anyway?

BSD2:I don't know.

Yami Yoshi:Me neither.

BSD2:*Holding his head in pain*I'm getting a massive power overload so stand back.

BSD2 goes to BSD3.

Pharoh:This OG is going to end in a strange way.

BSD3:None of you should touch me since I've converted the gold glow around my body into electricity.

Pharoh:I bet he's bluffing!

The Pharoh touches BSD and his hand is burnt.

Pharoh:Ouch that was one big volt.

At Evil's current location.........

Evil:100 taco stands down 999,900 to go!

THYD3 caught up to Evil while he was gloating about how many taco stands he destroyed

Evil:Damn!I shouldn't have distracted myself with useless jabber!

THYD3:You're right about that!

THYD3 bashes Evil with the gnarled piece of wood.

To where GC and his cronies are......

Gaurd:GC the intruders are Introbulus and Jim!

GC:Those two,eh?

Gaurd:Yeah.

GC:Let's see if they can go through my three elite gaurds!

To where Jim and Introbolus and Jim are........

Introbulus:I smell trouble.

Jim:But how can you smell trouble?

Introbulus:It's just a guess.

Elite Gaurd 1:I'm one of GC's three elite gaurds!

Jim:What's your name?

Elite Gaurd 1:My name is.............

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Episode 108: The Ultimate Henchmen - by Gamechamp

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GAURD:Wait,I don't exist,The Robot Team is a solo team,they won't have gaurds,except for themselves.Gamechamp has no idea where you are,and he certainly won't have a way to find out who you are.

Meanwhile...

GC:He's right!I must use the make things right machine!

He presses a button on a machine,and the gaurds dissappear,Gamechamp forgets where they are,and also who exactly who they are.

GC:Huh?I have absolutly no idea what I did the last few seconds ago,now I'll just go patrol the halls.I wonder how good the others are doing...

Meanwhile...

YELLOW:Hmmmmmm...wait...that sound...

He looks in a room and finds Blue playing a racing game.

YELLOW:BLUE!!!Stop that and help look!!!

BLUE:Who cares?We don't have any real treasures that we need,they can take the stuff for all I care.

YELLOW:OK...move over!!!

Meanwhile...

GREEN:Dodododo...

He spots a room with a computer.

Wait a second...

He goes and inspects the computer...

GREEN:Why,this is the most sophisticated computer I've seen,besides the rest of The Robot Team and I,ofcourse.I must check this out...

Meanwhile...

BLACK:*snore*

Meanwhile...

GC:Yep,they're probably very close to finding them,such loyal brothers...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episde 109: Two Heroes, a Villain, And a Pizza Place - by GORE-ILLA

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GORE-ILLA and Fred go on a long journey to the ends of the earth, searching for any taco stores. Then, they stop at a pizzeria.

GORE: Let's stop here. I don't like tacos anyway.

Fred: Alright. (They enter the pizza place)

Elsewhere...

Evil: Now that all taco depos in the world have been destroyed, I have bigger fish to fry! Mwahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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Episode 110: A Diamond Is Forever - by Introbulus

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Evil: I'm gonna destroy all the PIZZA stores in the world! And to start things off, I'm gonna destroy THAT pizza store!

"That" Pizza store just happens to be the same one that Fred & Gore have just wandered into.

Gore: Mmmm! This is some good pizza!

Fred: You said it! You know what? If anyone where to destroy this pizzaria...

Gore: "Pizza Store".

Fred: Right, "Pizza Store", I would probably go on some kind of moral rampage and attempt to destroy the pathetic soul that did so!

Gore: Yeah, I'd also probably go on such a rampage, despite the fact that I only found out about this place 12 minutes ago!

Evil: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I won't destroy that store... I've got it! I'll eat all the world leaders so the world will go into anarchy!

(Suddenly, an omnipotent figure descends from the heavens)

Omnipotent figure (OP): I'm sorry, but I can't allow that.

Evil: Who are you?

OP: I am the author of this story!

Evil: But this is an OG! There are many authors in a...

OP: SILENCE, YOU! I am the author of EVERY story in EXISTANCE!

Evil: What's with the caps?

OP: It's for dramatic effect, NOW, you must destroy the PIZZA store that Gore and Fred are IN!

Evil: Why?

OP: It's in THE script. Now, GO!

Evil: Whatever.

(OP disappears)

Evil destroys the Pizza Store.

Fred: No! My pizza! I will make you pay, Evil!

Gore: Despite the fact that I couldn't possibly stop you, I will also make you pay, Evil!

(meanwhile, back at the Wily Fortress...)

Dr. Wily: Yes! My plans for world domination are almost complete!

(Whoops! Wrong fortress! Hehe, anyway, back at the SHADOW Fortress...)

Jim: Are you sure that they even HAVE that old jewel anymore?

Introbulus: Sure they do! Why would they throw it away?

Jim: Gee, I dunno. Why would we be looking for it in a DUMPSTER if they didn't...

Introbulus: Found it!

Jim: But why?

(earlier)

Blue: Sir! I found this mysterious jewel in the...

GC: Throw it away, Blue. I'm busy right now!

Blue: But sir, I...

GC: THROW IT AWAY! I'm looking for the intruding Poke-Mon! Why don't you go play some racing game instead?

Blue: Er, okay! (Throws the jewel in the garbage)

Jim: (looking at a projector screen) Oh, so THAT'S what happened?

Introbulus: (eating popcorn) Man, that was the worst movie I've ever seen!

Jim: Uh, Introbulus? The Evil?

Introbulus: Oh yeah, right! Let's go beat that evil thingie!

Narrirator: Well, that was a pretty lame post! Anyway, now that our heroes have the Jem in their posession, will this needlessly long OG finally end? Will Gamechamp play any signifigant role in the plot? Where the heck is THYamiYoshi? And Fusion! Whatever happend to him? Is he just gone? Why did we leave Dark up in outer space somewhere? Does this plot make any sence at all? Arrrgh! I'm quitting again!

OP: What was that I heard?

Narrirator: Er, I mean, nothing! Nothing at all!

OP: Oh, then I will spare your life (disappears)

To Be Continued?

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Episoe 111: Summoned Skull Evil - by Yami Yoshi

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<Introbulus and Jim run to the location where Evil is fighting the OGers>

GORE: Gorilla Punch!

<GORE jumps into the air and punches Evil's face>

Evil: Argh! This shrew form is far too weak! I must transform!

<Evil's body transforms back into a devil>

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hell Bomb!

<Evil's body begins to glow>

Voice: Jim Beam!

<A beam of light collides into Evil's body knocking him over>

Jim: Long to no see!

Evil: It's you!

Jim: That's right! Now to use the Ruby of Control on you!

<The ruby glows and sucks Evil's body inside>

Fred: Yay! We finally defeated him!

Inside the Ruby of Control...

Evil: Where am I?

Voice: The Ruby of Control of course!

<The red robed spirit Sephnitu appears>

Sephnitu: Looks like you're stuck here for eternity! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Evil: Not if I can help it! Mega Hell Bomb!

<Evil's body glows and explodes creating an explosion shattering the ruby>

Introbulus: What the?

<The ruby in Jim's hand explodes and Evil flies out laughing like a maniac>

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Did you actually think you defeated me!?

GORE: B...b...but how? How did he escape?

Introbulus: Only an extremely powerful attack could have destroyed the ruby...

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: This guy is starting to piss me off! Time to finish this battle once and for all! ABSORPTION EGG!

<TH Yami Dragoshi 3 produces a giant cracked Dragoshi egg>

TH Yami Dragoshi: Everyone! Aim all of your most powerful attacks inside the egg's crack! Magna Dragoshi Egg!

Introbulus: Ultimate Prod!

GORE: GORE Beam!

SwordMaster: Sword Energy Beam!

Fred: Waffle Throw!

Jim: Jim Beam!

Fusion: Elemental Beam!

<All of the attacks are absorbed by the egg>

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: ABSORPTION EGG!

<TH Yami Dragoshi 3 hurls the Absorption Egg at Evil>

Evil: What the? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

<The egg slams into Evil and explodes creating a huge mushroom cloud>

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: Take that!

<When the smoke finally clears, all that remains of Evil is a skeleton>

Fred: Yay! This time we really did it! We defeated him!

Introbulus: Hmmm...That's weird...my Power Level Device is still picking up energy from Evil's skeleton. Not much energy though...

Fred: WHAT!? NO WAY!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: <sweating> He's...still...alive?

Skull Evil: Heh heh heh...I...am...immortal!

<Skull Evil flies towards TH Yami Dragoshi 3>

Skull Evil: Skull Punch!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: Magna Dragoshi Egg!

<TH Yami Dragoshi hurls a Magna Dragoshi Egg at Skull Evil>

Skull Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha!

<Skull Evil's becomes transparent and the egg flies through>

Skull Evil: Ha ha ha ha ha! Despite my decreased Power Level, no physical attacks can harm me! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

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Episode 112: Ding Dong, the Joke Is Dead... - by Fusion

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OP: EVIL, you HAVE failed me!

Skull Evil: You again!?!?!?

OP: Yes, AND it is TIME to reveal MYSELF! I am...*removes mask*

All: Jay Respo?

Jay Respo: YES, didn't YOU suspect that IT was ME??? You SHOULD have KNOWN it was me WHEN I used the CAPS! NOW, fellow Jay BROTHERS! GO!

Suddenly, two more figures like Jay Respo appear.

Figure #1: I am Jay Resop, and I want to play Super Smash Brothers!

Figure #2: I am Jay Reesop, and I want my shoe back!

Resop, Respo, & Reesop: FUSE!

Suddenly, they fuse into a huge three-headed martian-ogre-like thing.

Thing: I am the Posernator! De-Digitizer!

Suddenly, a giant eraser appears and starts erasing Skull Evil.

Skull Evil: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT ME!!!!!!!!

Skull Evil is erased.

Posernator: Posernator de-digitize OGers, next!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: Bring it on!

Posernator Battle! music can be found at

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/Smithyb2.mid

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 113: Got Milk? - by Fred_In_Bed

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TH Dragyoshi 3: Pah! You disgust me, posenator. For all your styling chains that do nothing, you realy are worthless!

Posenator: I don't have stylin' chains.

TH Dragyoshi 3: Ahhhghhh... that was a mighty blow to me. But prepare to die! Super oversized egg!

(an egg appears, but it cracks and a humongous chicken pops out). That's not supposed to happen.

Fred: Quick, drink this! It builds strong muscles! (throws TH Dragyoshi 3 milk with motor oil in it)

(THD 3 drinks, get a milk mustace, and goes to... THD 4!)

THD4: Wait, what do I look like now? I better not have facial hair.

Posenator: Me smash!

(Posenator jumps onto THD 4, but THD 4 grabbed wis stick figure's extremly small toe and bent it. Posenator shrieks in pain)

Posenator: Ouch! I am shrieking in pain!

GORE-ILLA: Hey, are we all sitting back now since we've suddenly become worthless?

THD 4: Yep.

Introbulus: Just checking.

Fusion: Wait, we can go beat up Person so they'res no loose ends.

Fred: Nah. Oh, alright. I'm convinced.

Jim: Wait, what just happened?

(over with Person)

Person: I beat you last time!

(everyone surrounds him and punches his face in)

Person: Ouch. Oh, well, I didn't die for nothing!

(Person dies for nothing)

Person: No! I take Fred to fight with me in some other dimention.

Fred: Nah.

Person: I have candy.

Fred: That keeps getting me.

Narrator: So, with all this happening, is there going to be a climatic ending? Probably not. Oh, well, STAY TUNED!

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Episode 114: Posernator Gets Posed - by Gamechamp

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POSERNATOR:Now I will kill you by exploding!

The Posernator explodes.

FUSION:Well,that was stupid.

Then,Evil comes.

EVIL:That idiot!He made me warp to some other place!

JIM:Ofcourse!That wasn't Sephnito's ruby,it was Sephnitu's!Sephnitu is still alive,inside the ruby,so the ruby shattered of overflowing!We need to get Sephnito's ruby,because Sephnito is dead,and his ruby is unoccupied!

INTROBULUS:Ofcourse!We must get the other ruby,and fast!

They leave for the Shadow Fortress yet again...

Meanwhile...

GREEN:Sir!The enemies have left!

GC:Okay,thankyou.

GREEN:Wait...now they've come back!

GC:Darn!Let's go out and search again!

Everyone goes out to search...for five seconds,until detours are turned.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 115: A New Course Of Action - by Introbulus

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(seconds later)

Jim: We found it!

TH Yami Yoshi 4: Well that was quick.

Fusion: Wait, that isn't the ruby...

Introbulus: Well, instead of getting a ruby, we decided to go for the next best thing! Behold!

(Introbulus holds out a crystal ball)

Gore: Wait, isn't that one of the orbs of light?

Jim: It looks like it, doesn't it? But it's actually an orb of darkness! One of the orbs that was used to hold the Four Fiends! We strengthened it with magic, but in order to store Evil inside, we'll have to put Evil to sleep somehow.

Fusion: Wait, if we store Evil in that orb, won't that still leave us with the problem of Dark?

Jim: No, since one of our spells prevents power from exiting the orb, Dark should be instantly transformed back into Dark Jim, making him too weak to do anything against us. At least, for awhile...

(Meanwhile, back at the Robot Headquarters...)

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Episode 116: SwordMaster Versus Skull Evil - Yami Yoshi

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*Suddenly a siren blares*

Gamechamp’s Voice: Attention intruders! Your location has been detected! Hand over the Dark Orb now!

Introbulus: Let’s get out of here!

*The OGers race through the maze of hallways of the Shadow Fortress searching for an exit*

SwordMaster: There seems to be no way out!

TH Yami Dragoshi 4: Then let’s bust out of here! Magna Dragoshi Egg!

*TH Yami Dragoshi 4 throws a Magna Dragoshi Egg at the wall revealing an opening*

TH Yami Dragoshi 4: Let's go!

*TH Yami Dragoshi 4 followed by the OGers escape through the opening*

TH Yami Dragoshi 4: Now time to end Skull Evil's reign of terror!

*The OGers see Skull Evil floating in the air in front of them*

TH Yami Dragoshi 4: Fusion! I'll need you to defuse us!

Fusion: What!? Are you insane!?

TH Yami Dragoshi: Wait! I have a plan...

Fusion: All right...I hope you know what you're doing...Defusion Beam!

*The Defusion Beam defuses TH Yami Dragoshi 4 into Yami Yoshi, the Pharaoh, and Dragoshi*

Yami Yoshi: Wow! I haven't been this form in a while!

Pharaoh: What the hell are you thinking of doing Yami Yoshi?

Yami Yoshi: Here! *holds up a deck of cards* Each of us will draw a card. The one with the lowest number will fight Skull Evil first. If we all fight him individually, we'll tire him out and Jim will be able to use the Dark Orb on him.

Introbulus: Hmmm...Sounds like a good plan!

Yami Yoshi: All right! Let's draw!

*Each of the OGers draw one card from the deck*

Yami Yoshi: I got a Queen.

Fred: Woo hoo! I got an Ace!

Pharaoh: I got a King.

Fusion: I got a Jack.

Introbulus: I got an 8.

Dragoshi: I got a 7.

GORE: I got a 6.

SwordMaster: Crap...I got a 2...

Yami Yoshi: It looks like you'll be fighting Skull Evil first. As soon as Skull Evil looks worn out, we'll have Jim use the Dark Orb on him!

SwordMaster: All right! I'm ready!

*SwordMaster jumps into the air and flies towards Skull Evil*

SwordMaster: OG Blade Attack!

*SwordMaster slams his sword into the back of Skull Evil knocking his skeletal body into several pieces*

SwordMaster: That was easy!

*Suddenly, the bones fly into the air and regenerate*

Skull Evil: You fool...Do you know how much I hate sneak attacks? You shall pay! Hell Bomb!

*Skull Evil's body glows and explodes blasting SwordMaster into the air*

SwordMaster: Ugh...

Skull Evil: Pitchfork Stab!

*Skull Evil stabs SwordMaser with his pitchfork*

SwordMaster: Ugh...

Skull Evil: You want some more?

*Skull Evil starts stabbing SwordMaster multiple times with his pitchfork*

SwordMaster: *breathing heavily* I...cannot...fail...Earth...OG BLADE ATTACK!

*Using all of his strength, SwordMaster swings his blade into Skull Evil's pitchfork obliterating it*

Skull Evil: No! My pitchfork! You will pay! FIRE BLAST!

*Skull Evil spits a blast of fire at SwordMaster*

SwordMaster: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

*SwordMaster's body is incinerated by the flames*

Yami Yoshi: !!!

Introbulus: SwordMaster!

Pharaoh: You idiot! Did you know this plan would involve death!?

Dragoshi: What should we do?

Yami Yoshi: You're up next GORE!

Narrator: The sword champion of the world, SwordMaster has just been killed by Skull Evil. Will GORE suffer the same fate as well? Find out in the next episode: GORE Versus Skull Evil!

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Episode 117: GORE's Ultimate Super Task!!!! Will He Die?!!!!!! - by GORE-ILLA

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GORE draws his sword and stands ready to fight Skull Evil.

GORE: I will stand tall and except my fate.

Skull Evil: Heh heh heh! Do you really expect to defeat the root of all EVIL with that pathetic toothpick you call a sword? I'll show you a real sword. (A flaming sword materializes in Skull Evil's hands.) My sword burns brighter then a thousand suns!

GORE: What's with the Norse Mythology referance?

Skull Evil: The author probably wants to show off his newfound interest in Myths.

GORE: Oh. Now back to reality.

Skull Evil: Today's a special day: The Day of Your Death. (Skull Evil slashs the sword downward towards GORE, who rolls out of the way and cuts at Skull Evil's ribcage. He is unaffected and stabs at GORE's position. He jumps over the sword and lands on its hilt. He runs up Skull Evil's body and cuts at his neck with the sword.) That almost tickled.

GORE plants the sword in Skull Evil's forehead before the giant skeleton blows him off. He falls to the ground. Skull Evil raises his sword, ready to deliver the final blow. All the other OGers (including Gamechamp)hear a voice resembling

GORE-ILLA's speak:

Goodbye, friends. Go get em'.

Skull Evil swung the sword down with all his might, as the remainder of GORE's body was quickly engulfed in flames. A large explosion followed. When the dust settled, there was only a

deep crater. At the bottom of the crater was a small mound of ashes.

Next: Dragoshi's Turn

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Episode 118: Sophnito - by Gamechamp

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Meanwhile...

Kargon has been watching them since he gave the the light sword in his crystal ball.

KARGON:Oh,this is not good!Evil is one of the most powerful fighters ever,it would take many of them to wear him out like that!Nero,get over here!

A small fairy-like creature comes.

NERO:What do you want,Kargon?

KARGON:I'm going to need your help!

NERO:What is it?Did something fall into a hard to reach place again?

KARGON:No!This has to do with saving the Earth!

NERO:What?!?!?!?!What is it?

KARGON:The friends,or used-to-be friends of Gamechamp,my friend,are trying to defeat Evil.You got that,little friend?

NERO:I got as far as the 4th friend.

KARGON:That means you heard the entire thing I said!Now,anyway,I want you to go to where they are and hide,when they're finished fighting,use this.

He gives Nero a strange emerald.

KARGON:This is the emerald of Sophnito,one of the enemys of the Sephnit- people.He has the power of life.Release him from the emerald as soon as Evil is defeated.

NERO:Okay!

Nero leaves to where they are fighting with the emerald,while everyone has no idea she's even there.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Episode 119: Skull Evil's Transformation - by Yami Yoshi

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Dragoshi: It's my turn now...I must avenge my fallen comrades!

*Dragoshi eyes the hole in Skull Evil's forehead*

Dragoshi: Dragoshi Flame!

*Dragoshi spits a Dragoshi Flame that flies into Skull Evil's forehead*

Skull Evil: ARGH!!!

*Skull Evil starts clutching his forehead in pain*

Introbulus: The hole that GORE created before he died is an excellent weak point!

Pharaoh: But let's see if he lasts long enough...

Dragoshi: Dragoshi Flame Storm!

*Dragoshi shoots about ten Dragoshi Flames into Skull Evil's forehead*

Skull Evil: YAARRGGHH!!!

*Skull Evil starts screaming loudly in pain*

Skull Evil: YAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Fusion: *covering his ears* Boy that's loud!

Introbulus: Look!

*Skull Evil screams until his head self-destructs causing a huge explosion*

Yami Yoshi: What the hell?

Fusion: Is he dead?

Introbulus: I don't think so...

*The smoke clears and Skull Evil is nowhere to be seen*

Dragoshi: Ha ha ha! He's dead!

Skull Evil's Voice: I wouldn't celebrate just yet! You will pay for all the pain you caused me! SHADOW SUFFICATION!

*A dark hand appears out of nowhere and grabs Dragoshi's neck*

Dragoshi: *choking* Cannot...breathe...

*After 5 minutes, Dragoshi sufficates and his lifeless body is obliterated by the darkness*

Yami Yoshi: Dragoshi's gone too...But what the hell happened to Skull Evil!?

Skull Evil's Voice: I'm right here!

*A black, shadowy transparent figure appears in front of the OGers*

Phantom Evil: I am Phantom Evil, my most powerful form! My body is composed of complete shadow! You OGers are doomed! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Narrator: So Evil has transformed once again. Will the mechanical expert Introbulus stand a chance against Evil's mysterious new form? Find out the next episode: Introbulus Versus Phantom Evil!

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Episode 120: Sacrifice of the Metal Master - by Introbulus

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Introbulus: Hahaha! You think you can defeat a partially immortal IDSTT? Ha! I've faught with beings TWICE as strong as you! You aren't even worth my effort! How about a truce instead?

Evil: Well, I suppose a truce would...HEY! You're trying to trick me! No truce! I have the world in my grasp!

Introbulus: Wow, you've got to teach me how you grab things without any hands! That must be complicated.

Evil: Well, you see, I just densify a specific...HEY! Stop that! How are you able to get to me like this?

Introbulus: In battle, I perform much more admirably than I do on the field. Plus, now that you have been scattered into a vapor, you no longer have a clear mind. If I may use such a pun, it is "clouded".

Yami Yoshi: What the heck is going on? He's suddenly become a smooth-talking warrior of coolness?

Jim: For some reason, when forced to fight enemies stronger than himself, Introbulus's power and intelligence grows dramatically. He also tries to be serious for a change. Too bad he can't be like that all the time, eh?

Introbulus: Now then, let's get to the battle. Jim can't wait all day you know.

Evil: Yes, I will beat you in battle! Then I will own the world! Then you will all see! I am not one to be trifled with!

Introbulus: Shut up! Random beam!

A beam of completely random power is shot out at the dark mass of fog.

Evil: Ow! Why aren't you attacking directly?!? You're spoiling my plan!

Introbulus: Do you really think I'm that stupid?

Everyone: Yes!

Introbulus: I know your game, if I enter your cloud, you steal my body and use it to kill all the OGers. By the way, thanks for spoiling your plan for me! I couldn't have done it without your help!

Evil: Grrr...EVIL BEAM!

(Blammo!)

Introbulus Ooof!

Evil: Yes! I defeated him!

Introbulus: Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

Evil: What?!? How?!? You aren't powerful enough to survive that attack!

Introbulus: Hey genius, I'm partially immortal, remember? POWER STRIKE!

(Clank!)

Evil: Gah! No! I refuse to be taken down by someone with an I.Q. equivalent to a pickle!

Evil gathers his energy against Introbulus, concentraiting all of it onto one point.

Introbulus: Oh, so it's this game, eh?

Introbulus begins to do the same, gathering all of his strengh into his right pointer finger.

Introbulus: So be it! I wasn't planning on having this battle drag out for much longer anyway!

(a bit more charging...)

Jim: Good lord of darkness! Everyone get down!

The OGers hit the dirt to protect themselves from the attacks that follow.

Evil: Mega-evil Blast!

Introbulus: Ultimate prod!

( GIGANTIC EXPLOSION! )

As the dust clears, nothing is left of the two warriors...

Jim: Introbulus ...your death will not go forgotten, I swear that I will restore you!

???: You'll have to deal with me first!

Yami Yoshi: No! It can't be!

The black smoke gathers itself into one place again, then proceeds to take a form...

Black smoke: Bwahahahaha! That fool shouldn't have wasted his attack! It was just enough to drive me to my final form!

Jim: (thinking)Excellent! Yami Yoshi's plan is working! Now that he's down to the final form, it won't be long before we've worn him down enough to use the orb!(/thinking)

Narrirator: The suicide manuver by Introbulus has driven Evil to his final form early! Next up is the warrior with every attack in the universe, Fusion! But, with their numbers deminishing, do the OGers stand enough of a chance to defeat and capture Evil? Find out next time, on episode 121 of the VGF Member OG 3, tentatively titled...

121: Fusion Makes his Move.

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Episode 121: Fusion Makes His Move - by Yami Yoshi

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*The sky suddenly fills up with black clouds*

Fusion: What's going on?

Black Smoke: Ha ha ha ha ha! As Spirit Evil, my evil power shall cloud the entire planet!

*Suddenly, there's a flash from the crater where Introbulus died*

Yami Yoshi: What's that?

*Yami Yoshi runs over to the crater to investigate the flash*

Yami Yoshi: It's Introbulus' Power Level Device!

Pharaoh: Why is it flashing?

Yami Yoshi: Spirit Evil's power level is rapidly increasing from the surrounding darkness!

Fusion: ...I'm ready for you Spirit Evil! Fusion Punch!

*Fusion charges up energy in his fist and throws a punch at Spirit Evil*

Spirit Evil: Satan Shield!

*Spirit Evil produces a fiery shield from his hand blocking Fusion's punch*

Spirit Evil: Shadow Suffication!

*Spirit Evil's hand stretches out and grabs Fusion ny the neck*

Yami Yoshi: No! Fusion!

Fusion: *choking* I...can't...die...this...way...

Must...use...most powerful...attack...FUSION ANNIHILATION EXPLOSION!

*Fusion's body glows and explodes in a rainbow of light*

Jim: He must be releasing all of the elemental energy within him.

Spirit Evil: Aaarrrggghhh!!!

*Spirit Evil screams as his right arm becomes erased by the explosion*

Spirit Evil: My spellcasting arm! No!

Jim: And that's not all! Look!

*A beam of light from the explosion flies into the sky and destroys all of the dark clouds allowing sunlight to shine through*

Yami Yoshi: Thank you Fusion...Now it's time to defeat you once and for all Spirit Evil!

Narrator: Thanks to Fusion's sacrifice, Spirit Evil has taken heavy damage and his spellcasting arm has been completed obliterated. The sky has also been cleared up of Spirit Evil's dark energy. Can Yami Yoshi finally defeat Spirit Evil? Find out in the next episode: Fred and the Dragon Balls.

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Episode 122: Fred and the Dragon Balls - by Fred_In_Bed

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YY: Alright, spirit Evil, It's time to get your dance groove on.

Fred: Why are there so many craters?

Pharoh: You fool! Do something, don't just stand there in that pose! It's hard on the hands, ouch!

Fred: Fine, I'll use Introbulus's phone thingee.

(it's a Telus phone. This set of parenthesis sponsored by Telus.)

(On the phone)

Fred: ... Yes, do you have balls?

Namekian Operator: I get that question every day! How many sickos are out there? For god's sakes?

Fred:... Do you have balls?

Namekian Operator: You've been saying that for half an hour. Fine, we have balls, but you have to pick them up. And the Drake Noodles are extra.

(Back at the fight)

YY: Well, I'm gonna punch your lights out!

Shadow Evil: I'm a ghost. I choose when I'm solid.

YY: Crap. Well, um... Dark Egg! (the egg fires, and easily deflected by Shadow Evil) Crap again.

Shadow Evil: Pah! And Double Pah! I spit on your shoelaces. You cannot defeat me!

YY: Or can I?

Shadow Evil: No you can't! We just established that!

YY: Fine. I must use my experimental move.

Shadow Evil: Oh, the generic one, that's never been tested and there's a big pause... and then it works?

YY: Something like that.

Shadow Evil: Well, I'd like to point out to you that YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

YY: Wait, why?

Shadow Evil: I'm just a representation of evil! If I die, all Evil dies. And we can't have just good and neutral.

YY: Meh. Darkness Toung super style! (YY puts on a pimpin' ninja headband thingee, and deploys Hidden Tiger Crouching Dragon technique. Which means he pumps himself full of dark energy.)

Shadow Evil: Pfft, pfft, and triple pfft. You're all talk and show. Can you actually do anything?

YY: We'll just have to see. (YY lashes his toung out extremly quickly and nails Shadow Evil...)

Shadow Evil: Ouch! My invincible ear! You destroyed it! How did you know?

YY: I just did.

Shadow Evil: (thinking) oh no! If I take too much more damage, I will revert back to a weaker form, my original form Larvae EVIL! (/Thinking)

I'm going to destroy you!

(Shadow Evil flies at YY and clobbers him in the chin. YY hovers up and ground pounds Shadow Evil, then kicks him thrice in the gut. Shadow Evil tries to block a kick, but YY leaves a foot imprint in both the arm and the gut. Shadow Evil launches a fist, connecting with YY on the shoulder, which cripples YY's arm)

Shadow Evil: Hahaha! Your form is strong, but vunerable!

YY: Ouch... I need a way to really damage this guy!

(YY fires a dark egg from his mouth, but pelts it with more dark eggs, making it heavier and more powerful. YY becomes unconcious from the strain on his dark (l337) powers, and falls to the ground.)

Pharoh: Crap.

Fred: Bad news. We have to GO TO NAMEK to get the dragon balls.

Pharoh: Everyone lays bad news on me. Look, you take Introbulus's station wagon and go. You can't hit this guy, so I'll take care of him until you get back. NOW HURRY UP!

Fred: Wait, what did you say? I wasn't listening.

Stay tuned for the next episode - The Pharoh's new groove.

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Episode 123: Nero's Revelation - by Gamechamp

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Fred,on the way to the station wagon,gets hit by Nero.

FRED:Ow!

NERO:Wait...you're one of the heroes!I must be here!Listen,I've brought the emerald of Sophnito,the Sophnit- of life!After these battles,I will release him to revive everyone!

FRED:Yay!I don't have to get the Dragon Balls!

NERO:Now let's go hide where Evil won't find us,if he does,he'll stop me from releasing him!

FRED:Okay!

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Episode 124: The Absorption Egg - by Yami Yoshi

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Spirit Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha! The leader of the OGers has fallen! Earth is now mine for the taking!

*Spirit Evil walks over to the unconcious body of Yami Yoshi*

Spirit Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Say goodbye Yami Yoshi! SATAN SLASH!

*Spirit Evil's raises his left hand into the air and prepares to slash Yami Yoshi's body*

Pharaoh: Nooo!!! MUMMIFICATION EGG!

*A bunch of bandages wrap around Spirit Evil's body*

Spirit Evil: Mmmph!

Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!

*The Pharaoh punches Spirit Evil's mummified body into a crator*

Pharaoh: *to Yami Yoshi* Yami Yoshi! Are you all right?

Jim: I'm sensing very weak life signs from his body. Spirit Evil beat him up pretty badly. JIM RECOVER!

*Jim places his hands onto Yami Yoshi's body and heals it*

Pharaoh: How are we supposed to beat him? Yami Yoshi's plan seems to have failed!

Jim: Hmmm...we'll need to somehow change him into his weakest form, Larvae Evil...then I should be able to trap him inside the Black Orb...

Pharaoh: He's still too powerful...What attack can possibly damage such a creature?

*Yami Yoshi suddenly wakes up*

Yami Yoshi: We could use the Absorption Egg.

Pharaoh: The Absorption Egg?

Yami Yoshi: The only way to destroy Spirit Evil is to use the Absorption Egg...

Jim: But I thought the only one who could use thategg was Twin Headed Yami Dragoshi 3!

Yami Yoshi: Any Yoshi can use the Absorption Egg but it would need to absorb A LOT of more power to be at least slightly effective.

Pharaoh: With the deaths of SwordMaster, GORE, Dragoshi, Introbulus, and Fusion and with Fred on his way to Namek, how do you think we'll be able to locate so much energy?

Yami Yoshi: I have an idea. I can throw many Dark Eggs into the Absorption Egg to make it more powerful.

Jim: And I can use my Jim Beam.

Pharaoh: That sounds like a plan...

Yami Yoshi: Pharaoh Yami Yoshi. We'll need you to distract Spirit Evil and make sure he doesn't interfere with us!

Pharaoh: What!? Why me!?

*Spirit Evil suddenly emerges from the crator looking pissed*

Yami Yoshi: We have no time for negotiations! Hurry!

Pharaoh: Right!

*The Pharaoh runs towards Spirit Evil*

Yami Yoshi: All right! ABSORPTION EGG!

*Yami Yoshi creates a giant black cracked egg*

Yami Yoshi: DARK EGG BARRAGE!

Jim: JIM BEAM!

*Yami Yoshi and Jim both fire their attacks into the Absorption Egg. The egg slowly expands*

Meanwhile near the crator...

Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!

Spirit Evil: Satan Slash!

*The attacks collide and the Pharaoh is knocked backwards*

Pharaoh: Ugh...

Spirit Evil: Mwa ha ha! Don't you know that your attacks are inferior to mine!

Pharaoh: *thinking* I must find a way to stall him... Mummification Egg!

*A bunch of bandages appear again but this time Spirit Evil slashes them up with his claw*

Pharaoh: ...

Spirit Evil: Satan Slash!

*Spirit Evil's claw starts slashing up the Pharaoh's body*

Pharaoh: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Spirit Evil: Hellish Fire Blast!

*Spirit Evil spits a fireball at Pharaoh that blasts him into a crator*

Jim: The Pharaoh's not doing so well against Spirit Evil...

Yami Yoshi: C'mon...just 10 more minutes and the Absorption Egg should be able to destroy him!

Narrator: Can the Pharaoh stall Spirit Evil for just 10 more minutes or has he become too weak for combat? Also, how long will it take Fred and Sophnito to return and revive the fallen OGers? Find out in the next episode: Absorption Egg Triumphant.

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Episode 125: Chaos Control, Anyone? - by Introbulus

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Spirit Evil: Foolish Pharoah! I am the most powerful evil in the universe! Nothing can withstand my awsome power!

Pharoah Yoshi: What about Dark?

SE: Who?

Pharoah Yoshi: You know, that guy who brought you into existance?

SE: You mean to tell me that there is a being out there in the univese...who can beat ME!?!

Pharoah Yoshi: Yeah, you're lookin' at him!

SE: Forget you! I wanna see what this new guy is about!

Jim: Oh no! If he goes to see Dark, then he will surely be destroyed!

Yami Yoshi: Uhhh, why is that a bad thing?

Jim: You may not realize this, but his existance is the only thing holding this universe together!

Yami Yoshi: WHAT?!? Then why are we working so hard to kill him?

Jim: Not kill him, capture him! You see, I had to use the orb of chaos because otherwise his evil would no longer exist, and the fabric of space would be disrupted beyond repair, causing irrepriable damage to this plane of existance!

Yami Yoshi: English, please?

Jim: If we kill him, it's very bad.

Yami Yoshi: Oh, well what makes you so sure that Dark can beat this guy? For all we know, he could woop him, and we'd be down one enemy!

Jim: You may not believe this, but Dark has several times the power of SE in his weakest form!

Yami Yoshi: I don't believe it!

Jim: Told you so, besides, even if he could beat Dark, he's in another universe, and to reach him, he'd have to leave this one! We lose either way!

SE: So, if I leave this place, you losers die and I win, eh?

Yami Yoshi: ...Damn it! I hate soliloque jokes!

Jim: Didn't you hear anything I said about beating Dark?

SE: Fool! Nothing is stronger than me! I will go to the edge of the universe to prove it! In fact, that is EXACTLY what I'm going to do right now!

Pharoah Yoshi: Not if I can help it! Mummification egg!

SE's body is wrapped up in bandages.

Pharoah Yoshi: We've got one minute to power up that egg, let me help you!

Yami Yoshi: No! Even with your power, that's nowhere near enough time!

??? : Maybe we could help you?

Jim turns toward the mysterious voice, not waining on his beam, to see...

Jim: Introbulus?!? But I thought you were dead!

Fusion: We did die, but we've come back in spirit form to help you out!

Gore: Just because we didn't survive the first round, doesn't mean we can't have another turn, right?

SwordMaster: We can't let this evil destroy the universe! That's where I was born!

BSD: Time to taste the bitter taste of defeat, Spirit Evil!

All the OGers: This is for the Universe!

Suddenly, a beam of energy shoots out of each OG member, adding energy to the egg rapidly. Seconds later, SE breaks out of his bandages.

Yami Yoshi: Now! Fire!

(Shoom!)

SE: NOOO!!!!!

(KABLAMMO!!!!)

As the dust settles, the barely-consious Yami Yoshi, the dizzy Pharoah Yoshi, and the confused Jim get up from off the ground.

Jim: Huh? What happened?

Yami Yoshi: We must've had the support of the OGer's spirits with us! Look at what happened to Spirit Evil!

Yami Yoshi points at a black, relatively small, catipillar-like beast covered in dirt.

Jim: I'm picking up a lower ammount of energy, but he's still quite powerful.

Pharoah Yoshi: Then...why isn't he attacking?

Jim: In this form, known as larvae evil, he does not have the thinking capacity to cause any harm. Now then, it's time to contain him for all eternity.

Jim takes out what appears to be an ordinary crystal ball, then holds it over larvae evil.

Jim: Chaos Control!

Larvae Evil is absorbed into the ball, in the form of a black fog. Jim finds a safe spot in some soft grass and puts the orb down.

Yami Yoshi: ...Chaos Control?

Jim: Hey, what can I say? They made this thing before SA2.

Narrirator: Finally, the battle is over, with the help of the OGer spirits, Jim, Yami Yoshi, and Pharoah Yoshi, have captured Evil. Peace is once again restored to the universe. But, now that Evil is no longer a threat, what is to be done with the fragile ball that must be kept intact to hold the universe together? And can the dead OGers be revived? Find out on our next episode of VGF Member OG 3: Subtitle Soon part 162

: Peace at Last.

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Epilogue - by Yami Yoshi

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Narrator: And so, with Evil sealed inside the Black Orb for all eternity, peace has returned to the Earth. Sophnito used his power to bring all of the OGers back to life. He also restored all of the damage caused by Evil. But how will the Most Powerful Villains Period council react to this situation? And what new terrors lie in wait for our heroes? Find out in VGF Member OG 4!

To Be Continued...

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