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Party Goers
An entire series.
VGF Member OG
An entire series.
Member OG
Sequel to the VGF Member OG series.
Party Goers and VGF Member OG Timeline
Gamehiker Member OG
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
By Yami Yoshi, Vorpal, Masamune, Lupus, Yoshiman, Kuria, and Golem.
Fanventures
An entire series.
Super Mario OG
Page 1
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By Yami Yoshi, Antisocial the Sufferer, GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, and Ace Orichalcon.
Sonic in Trouble Part 1
By Rider Yoshi
A Biography of the Mario Bros.
Part 1
By Ditto McCloaker.
The Tale of Burushi
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A Yoshi fan fic by Yoshi Wannabe.
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Mario Song Lyrics
Episode 51: "Departure," by GORE-ILLA.
*The group minus Gamechamp and the robots hop into the boat.*
GORE: Let's set sail! The wind is blowing westward!
Yami yoshi: Hey! Where's the Robot Team?
Fusion: If he has every power like he claims, Gamechamp should be okay.
GORE: Yeah! And we don't have time to spare, especially with the MPVP, Dark GORE, and MON-KILL
hunting us down - and they're sure to be joined by more villains before this story.
Yami Yoshi: Alright. Let's go.
*The ship sets sail across the lava ocean. However, a voice makes them stop. A Lava Fish rises from the lava and speaks to GORE.*
Lava Fish: Hoy, small fry! I'm a Lavaman! I hear you're on a great journey! Can I see your sea chart? (GORE holds out the map. It is blank except on Sector A1, Idej Volcano Mountain.)
Why that chart has nothing but seas on it! I'll mark this island on your map! *flies into the sea chart and scribbles on Sector G7. It reads, "Restricted Lab"* Before the Western Hemispherewas destroyed this was alaboratory where scientists performed dangerous experiments!
Legend also says that this is where the Legendary Super Ape would fight his first great battle!
If you meet my brothers in other sectors, simply
toss them some bait and they'll mark the islands
on the sea chart. If you need me again, just toss me some bait. I can't go fighting EVIL on an empty stomach, you know! With that, I'm off! (swims away)
GORE: That was...odd.
*Elsewhere in The Flying Monkey II*
EVIL Scientist Dude: Let's go attack the others again!
Dark GORE: What's the point? We'll just get beaten again. Let's bide our time and increase our
forces as the OGers continue their silly quest.
Diskun: WOW, I...never thought of that!
EVIL SCientist Dude: Yes, it is perfectly EVIL! MWAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 52: "The Moblin's Submarine," by Yami Yoshi.
The OGers continue to travel through the Lava Ocean when...
BSD: Hey! What's that thing sticking out of the lava?
Yami Yoshi: It looks like a submarine periscope!
*Just then, a large metal submarine emerges from the depths of the lava ocean*
FrEd: It is a submarine!
Introbulus: Hmmm...I am detecting life signs from inside. We must be careful!
*An object suddenly collides into the sock causing it to violently rock back and forth*
Fusion: It's a torpedo! They're attacking us!
Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!
*Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at the submarine but it causes no apparent damage. A hatch opens on top and two giant pigs armed with spears climb out*
Yami Yoshi: Moblins!
*The Moblins jump onto the sock and start attacking the OGers with their oversized spears*
Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!
*Yami Yoshi throws a Dark Egg at one Moblin. The egg knocks the spear out of the Moblin's hands. SwordMaster grabs the spear and stabs the Moblin's chest killing it*
Fusion: I'll take care of this guy! Fusion Punch!
*Fusion concentrates all of his elemental energy to his fist and he punches the second Moblin with all his strength. The Moblin goes flying into the air and screams as he is incinerated by the lava ocean*
Fusion: Take that!
Introbulus: Now to destroy this submarine! Metallic Crash!
Yami Yoshi: Wait! I have a better idea! Let's try to take control of this submarine. It may be a little risky but anything's better than this cheap sock!
*Yami Yoshi and the OGers jump inside the hatch of submarine. They are instantly greeted by 3 other Moblins*
Pharaoh: Pharaoh Punch!
*The Moblin attempts to stab the Pharaoh with its spear. The Pharaoh jumps into the air and slams his fist into the Moblin's ugly face knocking it unconcious*
FrEd: FrEd Beam!
*FrEd fires the FrEd Beam at the 2nd Moblin which ccompletely obliterates its body*
BSD: Molten Egg!
*BSD throws a Molten Egg at the final Moblin. The Moblin's body bursts into flames and he runs around helplessly before his body turns into ash*
GORE: I'll take care of the driver! GORE Punch!
*GORE busts into the control room of the submarine and grabs the Moblin controlling the submarine. GORE grabs the Moblin and throws him against the metal walls of the submarine. A loud snapping noise is heard and the Moblin's head droops down in an awkward position, dead*
GORE: Yes! We've got ourselves a submarine! It has its own Sea Chart too! We now have a map of the entire Lava Ocean!
*Yami Yoshi walks into the control room*
Yami Yoshi: Where should we head next?
GORE: Idej Volcano Mountain is in Sector D5. We are in A2. It will take us a few days to reach it.
Yami Yoshi: Yeah! Let's go!
Narrator: The OGers have gotten themselves a submarine. But will it protect them from the terrors that await them ahead such as Team Monkey? Find out in the next episode!
Episode 53: "A bunch of really lame returning enemy fight set-ups... sorry," by Fred.
( a few minutes later...)
Introbulus: I think this calls for a beatles joke!
YY: Enough, Introbulus. We need to find out where were going.
FrEd: Please... the meatpies will steal your ribboned ribcage if you do not give into their vasoline-induced whims!
(Everyone stares blankly)
Fusion: Ok, I think they've been in one body long enough. DEFUSE! (and so it is done)
GORE: Ok, good. Well, we need a well-thought out plan.
Introbulus: That rules me and half the others out.
GORE: Well, yeah. Anyways, first off, we need to decide who stays in the sock ship, as it's probably a good idea to have two vehicles. How 'bout Introbulus?
Fusion: Sure, but shouldn't I stay with him? One person isn't nearly enough to fight all our unneededly souped-up foes.
YY: You'll have to. Only so many people can stay in the sub.
GORE: I'd say three at the most.
YY: Right. So GORE, someone and I will stay in the sub.
Introbulus: But who?
BSD: pick me! I r0x00rz!
YY: I think it'll do us all good if we pick Pharoh.
Everyone on the SSSS except BSD: Please, for the love of good, don't leave us on board with BSD.
YY: Hey, can't a yoshi be evil once in a while?
(The submarine submerges, and they ride away)
Fusion: I don't think any of them know how to use it, do they?
Jim: Crap. Phil. Follow. Keep safe. Now.
Phil: You're not the boss of my froot loops, mr. teacup!
Introbulus: Nnngh.
Phil: Dang walrus. Fine, I'll do it. I'll get you next time...
(As Phil follows the submarine, the OGers of the SSSS decide to go back to the laboratory)
Fred: Look, I can stand on my head!
(Meanwhile, Fusion had been reading the manual to the SSSS, and found a large sign that depicted "No Fred-sized persons are to stand on their heads in the SSSS, else the design will fail and the ship will be inexplicably launched 483 feet in the air").
Fusion: How incredibly ironic and plot important.
(The SSSS is launched 483.2 feet in the air, and since it was so unexpected, people are hurdled in different directions. Fred and Swordmaster are launched to the south, into a cliff. BSD and Ed fly to the West, landing on a scorched piece of flat, ash-covered land. Jim sorta just floats there, and stays on. Introbulus stays on because of his metal powers, and Fusion's preemptive knoledge and his flying ability allows him to stay on. Introbulus lowers them, and they return to the lab).
Fusion: That was ludicrously fast. Now we just have to continue the plot.
Sephinty (or whatever) : (rises from flames) Hey, you're not done with me yet, bub!
Fusion: We never, ever catch a break.
(a quake comes from behind them, and Shade appears)
Shade: Hello, fools. You thought I was dead again, huh? Muahhaha, EVIL lava is refreshing!(tm)
Introbulus: Lava can't be evil. And your death scene was, to say the least, dramatic. Can't you stay down?
Jim: Don't worry, We've got 'em outnumbered.
(suddenly, Jim's words fade to nothing, as he is blasted into the lava by Sephinty)
Sephinty: Ha! Your cloak cannot possibly help you now!
Jim: Um, ouch.
(elsewhere)
SM: Great, I've had like two lines, and yet, I continue to be tormented.
Fred: Why you not release soup?
(Just then, Lupus and Lemonjello appear)
Fred: You! You dead!
Lemonjello: Wrong! When you killed me last time, I really didn't die, but continued living!
SM: Um, that explains nothing.
Lupus: Well, it matters not. TWIFATIT will make sure you are dispersed with... with a smile...
Fred: En francais, le crap.
(Elsewhere again...)
BSD: So then I was like...
Ed: Yeah? But then I refered to myself as "Me" instead of "I"!
BSD: Yure so clevar!
Koopa: Ouch! My body hurts from a previous beating! But I've returned. And am kicking arse.
BSD: Watch me power up to BSD 48487583!
(Koopa pulls the batteries out of BSD's glowing christmas lights around his body to make him lose his power)
Ed: Crap, I don't have any powers...
(In the submarine)
YY: Mr Spock! Er, I mean GORE! I see an upcoming lame bring-me-back-to-life return of a character right ahead! It's the flying monkey!
GORE: Crap.
Pharoh: As competent as we are, there's no way this crappy submarine can do anything... We're so screwed.
(END)
Episode 53: "Convinient plot device," by Black Skull Dragoshi.
Everyone except Fred and the villains:We all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine.........
Shade*reading a black book*:If more than 3 OGers are singing "we all live in a yellow submarine" an earthquake with a magnitude of 199 will create a crack that will engulf villains that are supposed to be dead.
The earthquake occcurs and and engulfs he villains that are supposed to be dead except for Lupus and Koopa.
BSD:Well,that was convinient.
Lupus
ang.Koopa
arn it!Both escape by jumping in the SSSS.
Fred:Holy frijolies! That was nuts!
BSD:Let's just go in the friggin submarine already!
YY:Okay.
All the heroes get into the submarine.
GORE*To tape recorder*:Note to self:Make sure nothing stupid like that happens again.
TO BE CONTINUED
Episode 54: "The Anti-OGers," by Introbulus.
OOC: I think that, after all of that silly building-up into reviving former villians, nothing happened. Don't worry, though. I'll turn this into a plot device...NOW!
(Later, In @#%$...)
Dark Gore: This sucks! I was supposed to destroy those OGers, and now I'm stuck in @#%$! This isn't the life for a super-villian!
Lupus: Yeah, you said it! Look at me! I used to be the most powerful ruler of the world! Now look at me, I've been defeated by those OGers too many times!
Koopa: You said it, boss!
Lupus: Quiet, you!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Sephinty: Ha! You think that's pathetic? I'm a GOD for crying out loud! What kind of god can't even defeat a small band of puny mortals?
Koopa: Actually, Introbulus and Fusion are both partially immortal so...
Sephinty: Shut up!
Koopa: Why should I listen to you?
Lupus: Koopa, shut up!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Lord Chaos: You think that's pathetic? I barely appeared in this OG, and somehow I still get thrown into this stupid plot device!
Lupus: Yeah, I'd like to get those OGers, teach them a lesson once and for all!
Koopa: I agree, sir!
Lupus: Shut up!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Sephinty: Yeah, those OGers are dead once I get out of here!
Lord Chaos: Those OGers shouldn't even still be alive! I'll have to teach them a lesson once I get the chance...
Dark Gore: Yeah, I'd like to...hey, wait a minute, we all hate the OGers, right?
All Villians (that excludes Koopa, because he's a minion): Yeah!
Koopa: Yes!
Lupus: Shut up, Koopa!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Dark Gore: Now then, if we want to kill them so badly, how come we always fail?
Lupus: Because they cheat?
Lord Chaos: Because they're smart?
Sephinty: Because they're powerful?
Koopa: Because they have the power of good on their side, which always triumphs over evil?
Lupus: Koopa, three more words out of you, and I'm putting you through the koopa grinder again!
Koopa: Yes sir.
Dark Gore: Those are all good reasons, but not the best ones. Besides the fact that some of them are powerful, smart, and can cheat, they all work off each other! They use themselves against us! Because of that, we always fail!
Sephinty: What are you purposing?
Dark Gore: I purpose we form, a temporary alligance! One made for the sole purpouse of wiping out the OGers once and for all!
Lupus: Wait, now I want to conquor the world, and I'm fairly sure that's what you guys are going for too, but how will we divide it all up once we're done? Especially since half of it's gone anyway! (Hehehe...)
Dark Gore: Notice I said "temporary", as in, once the OGers are out of the picture, we'll go about as we plese! Whomever beats the other bad guys, will get the whole world for themselves!
Sephinty: Won't that basically destroy all of civilization as we know it, and likely wipe out all life on Earth?
Chaos: What's your point?
Sephinty: Nothing, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew about that.
Dark Gore: Then it's settled! From now on, we shall be known as...The Anti-OGers!
Lord Chaos: Wait! If we want to do this properly, we'll need two more members to join!
Dark Gore: Why?
Lord Chaos: Well, according to the Villians Guidebook, "Evil congresses must have at least the same number of members in it as the hero group that started subsequent the creation of the said congress". We need at least 6 members!
Lupus: Koopa can be a member! (Directed towards Koopa) As long as he doesn't say anything about the heroes beating the bad guys!
Koopa: My lips are sealed!
Lupus: Koopa, you talked again...
Koopa: AHH!!! (hides behind a rock)
Sephinty: Well, I suppose we only need one more member then...
Lord Chaos: (evil grin) And I know just who that member should be...
OOC: That's your que to look for a former-rival of the OGers and put them into this silly group, guys! Get to work!
Narrirator: Oh no! Anti-OGers? How will our heroes survive these six horrible monstrocities? Who is this mysterious sixth villian that Chaos seems to think would fit perfectly into their group? How are are heroes doing, anyway?
(Meanwhile, back on the sock-ship)
Jim: Land-ho!
Narriator: With land in sight, can the OGers make it to Ijea volcano, before the Anti-OGers complete their group and strike the OGers down? Join us next time, for another exciting episode of VGF Members OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest!
(Couldn't find a proper DB theme)
Episode 55: "Anti-OGers Commence," by Golem.
Lord Chaos: Dark Jim!
~Everyone has remembered Dark Jim, even those who never met him.~
Lupus: You might as well call this VGF Members OG 4: Plot Devices.
Lord Chaos: Plus, if Lupus can get Gamechamp back on his side long enough to fuse Dark Jim and Jim again, we'll have weakened the OGers' party!
Everyone agrees.
Dark GORE: Great! ~turns to Satan~ Tell us where Dark Jim is.
Satan: ~sigh~
~Soon, in the land of the living...~
Jim: Wait... I can see some people on the land now! And one of them is... me?!
~On land...~
Lupus: !!! The OG Veterans are here?
Dark Jim: Who?
Lupus: Let me show you...
~Back in the sub...~
OG Vets: WAH!
Masa: What was that?! Lupus?!
Vorpal: I thought Lupus didn't control us any more!
GORE: What is it?!
Yami: He just said, it's Lupus, Dark GORE, Koopa,--~is interrupted by GORE's mechanical foot~
~Outside...~
Lupus: ~thinking~ It feels a bit muddled...
~Inside...~
Introbulus: EVIL Scientist Dude must be doing something!
SwordMaster: How? You annulled his machine's ability, right?
Fred: Quick, kids! Get those greasy fingers on your NES Advantage and help GORE regain control!
Ed: Or else...!
~Outside...~
Lord Chaos: They seem to be having some trouble getting here. This is nice stall until Sephnity gets back with Gamechamp, but didn't you say the Robot Team would be with the other OGers?
Koopa: ~points at script, noting that it only goes up to page 2~
Episode 56: "Monkey Madness," by GORE-ILLA.
GORE: (eyes glow red)Must...destroy OGers...
Yami Yoshi: What are you doing, GORE?
Sword Master: I'll stop him! *rushes at GORE, who flips behind SM and kicks him into the wall.*
BSD: I will destroy him! (gets beaten repeatedly)
Introbulus: GORE is going into Monkey Madness - a dangerous technique that drives him into a mindless rampage! But what could be causing it?
*Elsewhere, by Gamechamp...*
Gamechamp: Alright, Green. Let's try one more time.
Green: Alright. *activates teleporter*
Yellow: where are we?
Lupus: Welcome. MWAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
To Be Continued...
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