Chapter 2: "Tokyo And Quirtzok"

Episode 25: Meet BSD - by Black Skull Dragoshi:Hybrid King
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Then BSD appears.

BSD:Hello morons

Soldiers:Insulting soldiers DEATH PENALTY!

BSD:Drill Claw!

BSD tears up all soldiers into shreds.

Yami Yoshi:Now that this problem is eliminated how are we going to destroy lupus once and for all?

BSD:Easy Lupus' current location is the sushi store right behind you.

Yami Yoshi:But that does'nt answer my question anyway to the sushi store!
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Episode 26: Lupus's Latest Plot - by Lupus
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Lupus: Sushi sure is great on a hard day, ain't it Koopa.

Koopa: I've never tried any.

Lupus: Have some. It's on me.

Koopa: I'd rather not-

Yami Yoshi: Lupus! Hold it right there!

Lupus: Just in time! Want some sushi?

Fusion: I want your head on a platter!

Lupus: I don't think this shop stocks that...

Storekeeper: We do, actually!

Lupus: Well, you're in luck, Fusion!

Fusion: Stop mocking me!

Lupus: Mocking? Wha...?

*suddenly the entire sushi shop collapses to the ground and all the shelves tip over, the roof tearing apart.*

SwordMaster: Argh! What's going on?!?!

BSD: I forgot to mention. I was summoning energy as we were talking and a huge being known only as THE MAN will soon appear and crush Lupus beneath his feet.

Lupus: Ah, I'm not worried.

*THE MAN, godzilla sized, appears towering above them and glances down at Lupus then raises his foot*

Lupus: Koopa, use the 1337 Look Alike while I warp away.

Koopa: Yes sir.

*THE MAN stomps down hard on top of Lupus, splattering him into the ground.*

Koopa: You killed Lupus!

BSD: Hahahahaha!!

*Out of nowhere appear more troops of soldiers, all aimed at the group*

Soldier: Killing President Lupus is punishable by death!

Koopa: Get them, men!

*The soldiers grab BSD, Yami Yoshi, Fusion, SwordMaster, andd GORE-ILLA, and another fifty soldiers use grapple hooks to pull THE MAN to`the ground and drag him along attached to horses, down to the jail*

MEANWHILE IN LUPUS' NEW TOKYO TOWER OF RULATION

Lupus: The fake did the trick! Now they will be destroyed!

Koopa: How did I get here so fast?

Lupus: No time to worry about plot holes, Koopa. There's work to be done. I must begin creating a Super-Hydro-Type Laser so I can open the Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest and recover the Crystal of Burathiis so I can access the Forbidden Citadel of Armikk-Rulens and summon Qwirtzok from his evil doom hatred land with Alex Chiu!!

Koopa: Uh, what?

Lupus: You heard me. Go down to Wal Mart and get some bolts. We must begin the laser at once! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1111
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Episode 27: Japanese Jailbreak - by Yami Yoshi
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<In the jail>

Yami Yoshi: Great. Now we're in jail. What ever happened to fair trials?

SwordMaster: Hello? We're in Japan!

Yami Yoshi: Oh yeah.

Fusion: How are we going to get outta here?

GORE-ILLA: This is really pissing me off!

<GORE-ILLA punches the cell walls and his fist goes right through>

Yami Yoshi: The hell?

SwordMaster: Oh yeah! These prison walls are made out of paper! Let's hurry up and get outta here!

<As everyone runs out of the prison, the rest of the prisoners start smashing through the paper walls>

Yami Yoshi: Now to kill Lupus, get my cheesecake back, and seek revenge on the Japanese government!

BSD: THE MAN should take care of that!

<THE MAN appears and starts smashing buildings while prisoners run into the streets shooting pedestrians>

Meanwhile in Tokyo Tower...

Japanese News Reporter: There has been a jailbreak at the Tokyo Jail. Thousands of prisoners are terrorizing the city. On top of that, a giant man has been destroying buildings in downtown Tokyo...

Lupus: I knew I should of gotten rid of those paper walls!

<Suddenly Koopa runs in>

Koopa: Lupus! THE MAN has destroyed Wal Mart and almost every appliance store in town. He's also heading this way...
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Episode 28: Tenchi's In Tokyo - by GORE-ILLA
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(THE MAN stomps his way through Tokyo, as Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Black Skull Dragoshi, and Fusion follow in his footsteps - literally,)

GORE-ILLA: Where's Lupus?

Yami Yoshi: Hey! Look at this convieniantly placed map! (the map has a dot saying 'You are here' right next to a dot that says, 'Lupus is here'.)

Fusion: What? (looks up and sees Lupus's New Tokyo Tower of Rulation.) Oh.

???: TENCHI!!!(Someone lands next to the heroes.)

Black Skull Dragoshi: Who are you?

???: I am Yasha, and Lupus has imprisoned my love, Tenchi!

Fusion: Isn't he that dork from the Japanese show?

Yasha: TENCHI!!! (beats the crap out of Fusion and runs off.)

GORE-ILLA: That was weird. Let's just storm the tower.
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Episode 29: Return of The Eds - by Black Skull Dragoshi:Hybrid King
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BSD:I might as well help out.

But before BSD could get to the tower Ed,Edd,and Eddy appeared.

Ed:I have a idea.

Eddy:What is it monobrow?

Ed:We help those OG members duh!

Double-D:Good idea Ed.

The Eds,BSD,Yami Yoshi,GORE-ILLA,and Fusion are an inch away from the tower until BSD heard cries for help.

BSD:I hear nine cries for help!

BSD was right the first seven were from the koopalings,the eigth cry was from Pikachu,and the ninth was from Tenchi.

Then when the heroes made it to the top of the tower Lupus had helpers of his own besides Koopa.

Shadow Mario:I am one of Lupus' seven chaos force members!

Smithy:That makes me the second!

Waluigi:I'm the third!

Tubba Blubba:FOURTH!

Tatanga:Fifth!

Wart:Sixth HAHAHA!

Boshi:Seventh!

Shadow Mario,Smithy,Tubba Blubba,Tatanga,Wart,and Boshi:We are the Chaos Force!

TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Episode 30: The Master of Metal - by Introbulus
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(NRP) Hmmm, OGS eh? I think I'll join.(/NRP)

Suddenly, a black portal appears. Two figures pop out of the portal. One looks remarkably like Fusion, and the other is...a red robe with evil eyes?

???: That is the LAST time I let you drive!

???: Well, Introbulus, if you hadn't insisted on stopping for tasteetoes, we wouldn't have crashed!

Introbulus: Hey, don't blame me, Jim! You're the one who...was...driving...

Jim: Blah blah blah, so now we're here. (checks some sort of handheld scanning thingie) hmmm, there's a high ammount of reality influx happening around here! We have no time to lose!

Introbulus: Right! I'll go save the good guys and start some confusing storyline involving Fusion getting mixed up with me (even though our heads look different) while you go help the bad guys on whatever evil quest they may have started.

Jim: Right! Let's go! (Jim surrounds himself with another black portal, and rushes off in one direction.)

Introbulus: I guess I'll take flying station wagon.

Introbulus hops into a station wagon, which takes off like the DeLorrean from...you know which movie.
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Episode 31: Chaos Force - by Lupus
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Lupus: How did they get past my Mecha-Bots?

Koopa: I'm not sure sir. I think one of them just posted they got to the top of the tower, simple as that.

Shadow Mario: Don't worry, I will destroy them all with my powers I got granted from Rosie O'Donnel! SUGAR RUSH ULT-

*Suddenly Introbulus' car flies through the skyscraper window, narrowly missing Lupus as he dodges, but crushing Shadow Mario, Ed, Edd and Eddy to death*

Lupus: Argh! We're being attacked!

Smithy: No problem boss! I will use my Super 1337 Tech Move! HIDE! *Smithy hides*

Lupus: o_O... Waluigi, it is now up to you to defeat these fiends! You must use Meteo!

Waluigi: I'm out of MP!

Lupus: You must use Meteo! It's our only chance!

Waluigi: METEO!!! *faints from no-MP*

Introbulus: This is ridiculous! BIG BEAM OF INFINITE PAIN! *fires, but Tubba Blubba jumps into the way and gets fired out of the broken window into the night air*

Boshi: Please tell me we're not the only ones left...?

Wart: We're the only ones left.

Boshi: Damn you, I told you not to say that!

RPG BATTLE

Wart: 24/24HP
Boshi: 9999/9999HP

Wart uses Poison Cookie!
Boshi uses Vegetable Attack!

Wart is swoon
Boshi is swoon

END BATTLE

Lupus: This is not looking very good to me at all. WHO HIRED THESE IDIOTS?!?

Koopa: I don't remember hiring them. I think they just decided to join your empire.

Lupus: Is this true, Tatanga?

Tatanga: I am not permitted to answer that question on bounds that I may be killed by my boss who asked us to spy on you and in saying this I have just answered your question thus making what I am saying in a disclaimer format totally worthless.

Lupus: Did you say someone sent you to spy... on me?

Tatanga: I am not permitted to-

Lupus: ZIP DISC BEAM OF PURPLY DISCOLOUR!!

*Tatanga is fried where he stands, destroying the last of the Chaos Force*

Yami Yoshi: Who would want to spy on someone who finds pleasure in trying to awaken a god?

Lupus: How did you know that?

Yami Yoshi: I read your last post.

Lupus: That reminds me... Koopa, come! We must awaken the god in a place which is definetely NOT Egypt right now! *warps away*

Fusion: Where'd they go?

Yami Yoshi: Egypt.

Fusion: But he said he wasn't going to Egypt.

Yami Yoshi: ...You're an idiot.

LATER, IN ???'S LAIR

???: I hear my Chaos Force I asked to be sent to spy on Lupus has been destroyed, is this true?!?!

Jim: Well, Chaos are not the best people to hire to disguise as various Mario Characters.

???: I SAID CHAOS. NOT SONIC ADVENTURE IDIOTS!

Jim: I couldn't hear your voice. IT IS only text in an OG, afterall...

???: I hereby degrade you to kitchen duties!

Jim: But...

???: No buts!

Jim: I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU!
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Episode 32: Couch Potatoes - by Introbulus
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Jim(in a kitchen): Falalalala, peeling the potatoes, falalalala, poisoning the potatoes, falalalala...

Suddenly, Jim's beeper goes off. Jim checks it, and apparantly, his beeper has a viewscreen.

Introbulus (on the screen): Jim, did you find Lupus yet?

Jim: Lupus?

Introbulus: Yes, that's the evil group you're supposed to join!

Jim: Then what the heck am I wasting my time here for? (throws bottle of potion behind his shoulder, which explodes.)...I've got to find him! Where did he go?

Introbulus: Egypt, to revive a dead god.

Jim: Then to Egypt I warp! (warp)

On the other side of the beeper...

Introbulus: Well, I suppose I should offer those guys a ride...
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Episode 33: Cartoon Crazy - by Fusion
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Yami Yoshi: Didn't Yasha beat the crap out of you?

Fusion: Nope. Since I have every power in the universe, I made clones of myself. Each one is smarter or dumber than me. I also have the knowledge of every fighter in the universe.

GORE-ILLA: Well, come on, we've gotta go to Egypt to stop Lupus from reviving the Qwirtzok!

Suddenly, the Eds appear.

Yami Yoshi: But, you were crushed!

Double-D: Negative! According to my calcuations, I invented a cloning machine, which extracted a piece from a cell of each one of us, causing the device to realize who to clone, and what to make clones of.

Kevin: So, what you're tryin' to say is that you're a dork!

Everyone: HAHAHAHA!

Double-D: You're not even in this episode.

Kevin: Oh, sorry!

Fusion: Now we shall go to Egypt and kill Lupus!

Everyone: Yeah!

???: Not so fast, fools!

Everyone: Who are you?

???: I am Aku, the shape-shifting master of darkness!

Samurai Jack: Your tricks will not work, Aku! *slashes Aku* Now then, I'm going to join you to kill Lupus, and send him back to the fiery pit of hate from which he came!

Fusion: Alright, let's go!

Everyone: Yeah!
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Episode 34: Post of Stupidity - by Black Skull Dragoshi:Hybrid King
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Tubba Blubba appeared.

Tubba:Hello I came to ask can I join you? I never wanted to be a bad guy anyway.

Yami Yoshi:No.

BSD:Yes.

GORE-ILLA:Yes.

Eds:YES!

Yami Yoshi:You can join.

Suddenly Zombone rises out of the sand.

Zombone:I will destroy you!

Tubba:I will fight you!

BSD:Me too!

Edd:Me three!

RPG FIGHT

Tubba: HP:1300/1300 MP:100/100
BSD: HP:1500/1500 MP:300/300
Edd: HP:1400/1400 MP:200/200

Zombone: HP:1200/1200 MP:50/50

TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Episode 35: Dark GORE - by GORE-ILLA
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Samurai jack, Eddy, and Ed watch Dragoshi, Edd and Tubba fight Zombone as GORE-ILLA, Yami Yoshi, and Fusion quietly ditch them.

????: Stop right there!

Yami Yoshi: Swordmaster?

Swordmaster: Yeah! You could have waited until after I was out of the bathroom to escape from prison and tear up Tokyo!

GORE-ILLA: Let's not dawdle! We must find Lupus!

*Elsewhere, in a lava-proof submarine sailing through the remains of the Western Hemisphere...*

EVIL Scientist Dude: Hmm...I wonder why that gorilla turned good. (looks at a lightbulblike switch, but instead of 'ON' and 'OFF', it says 'GOOD' and 'EVIL'.) Here's the problem! I had it switched on Good! Silly me! (switches to 'EVIL')

*Back in Egypt*

Our heroes trudge through the desert. Suddenly, GORE stops.

Yami Yoshi: Is something wrong, GORE?

Dark GORE: Shut the H*** up, dumb***! (slaps Yami Yoshi. He's KOed.)

Fusion & Swordmaster: Hey! What's your problem, GORE?

GORE-ILLA: (says unrepeatable phrases, KOs Fusion and Swordmaster, then dissapears.)

Fusion: Ugh...What happened to GORE? And how did he get all this power?
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Episode 36: Introbulus is Still Here - by Introbulus
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Meanwhile, Introbulus is following GORE in his Station Wagon, unseen.

Introbulus: Good thing I "forgot" to offer them a ride! Otherwise I would've been teleported away like the others! Now, to fix Gore...
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Episode 37: Dark GORE Goes To Hell - by Lupus
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*Meanwhile, Lupus and Koopa are standing outside the Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest*

Lupus: We may not have the Hydro-Type Laser, but we can still access this place by other means!!

Koopa: Such as?

*Lupus clicks his fingers, and groups of people carrying huge rams come out of the hot desert towards them, and start battering in the walls*

Lupus: I am unbeatable! MWAHHAHAHAH!11111

*The Shrine of Burathiis Murphoest walls' collapse and disappear into the sand, revealing a small table with a crystal on top. Lupus snatches it*

Lupus: Onwards! We must make it to the Forbidden Citadel before the sun lowers!

GORE-ILLA: STOP!

Lupus: Huh? Oh- it's only that guy.

GORE-ILLA: You've forgotten my name?

Lupus: Yes. I mean no. I just don't care. I HAVE A LOT OF BEING EVIL TO DO, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND...

GORE-ILLA: I want to join your evil group and rule the world! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

Lupus: ...no. You had your chance.

GORE-ILLA: Please?

Lupus: NO!!-

*Koopa whispers something in Lupus' ear*

Lupus: That is a good idea, Koopa. Very well, gorilla man. If you can retrieve the Sword of Qwirtzok while we go and revive his dead body, then we can meet and combine the two, you can join our evil organisation once more!

GORE-ILLA: Where do I go?

Lupus: Hell.

GORE-ILLA: What?!?

Lupus: Exodia got the Sword of Qwitzok before I did, in an attempt to stop me over powering him. And then I killed him. He took the Sword to hell with him. It won't be easy- here, take my trusted soldier Diskun.

*Diskun rushes out of the group of soldiers and runs to GORE-ILLA's side*

GORE-ILLA: He's supposed to help me?!

Lupus: Yes. I wish you a safe journey. Ciao! *pulls out gun and shoots them both dead* Now, Koopa! Onward!

*IN HELL*

GORE-ILLA: That was easier than I thought it would be.

Diskun: No time to lose! We must talk to Satan and find out where Exodia lives in this place.

GORE-ILLA: How are we supposed to get out afterwards?

Diskun: ...I didn't think of that.
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Episode 38: Jim is Introduced - by Introbulus
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Jim: Well, I can help you there.

Gore: !!! Who are you!?

Jim: Oh, sorry. I haven't introduced myself properly. My name is Jim. I was sent to Egypt to help out the evil forces, but I detected evil down here. I assume you're Lupus?

Gore: Well, actually...

Diskun: I am Lupus.

Gore: ???

Jim: Great! Okay then, Lupus! What do you require?

Diskun: Do you know your way around Hell?

Jim: Not really.

Diskun: Then you are of no use to...

Jim: But I did remember to bring a map!

Diskun: Very well then, lead the way!

Gore: (aside to Diskun) What do you think you're doing?! We're supposed to be doing Lupus' bidding! Not impersonating him!

Diskun: Well, I doubt that he would help us if he knew who we REALLY are! Besides, once we have the sword and the way out, we can ditch him somewhere in the desert and take the credit!

Gore: (smiles)
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Episode 39: Zomboner - by Black Skull Dragoshi:Hybrid King
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Back to the battle

Edd uses anvil cannon 500 damage to Zombone.

BSD uses Drill claw 699 damage to Zombone.

Tubba blubba uses tubba chain 1001 damage to Zombone.

Zombone is eliminated.

TO BE CONTINUED
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Episode 40: Satan's Little Helper - by Lupus
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*Jim, Diskun and Gore are walking along in the underworld, searching for Exodia*

Diskun: Are you sure this map is correct?

Jim: It's a 1997 version, but I'm sure it'd still work...

Gore: WITH DISNEYLAND! This is a 1997 map of disneyland!

Jim: Alright, I admit it. I just wanted to look smart by bringing along a map. This was the first I could find.

Diskun: Now we'll never find our way!

Satan: Excuse me, I don't think you have been added to our guest list yet.

Diskun: No time. Gotta find Exodia.

Exodia: You called?

Satan: Ah yes. Exodia, being the evil he is, has become my personal assistant.

Diskun: ...

Jim: ...

Gore: ...
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Episode 41: Jim's Courage - by Introbulus
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Jim: Oh yeah, that's right! Hell is where all evil comes from! If you'll excuse me, I have to run away. NOW! (leaves)

Diskun: ...Well, HE wasn't much help.
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Episode 42: The Sword of Quirtzok - by GORE-ILLA
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Diskun: Can you give us the sword of Quirtzok?

Exodia: No.

Diskun: Please?

Exodia: No.

Diskun: I'll give you a dollar!

Exodia: N- (loses conciousness and tumbles into the Pit of Souls. Dark GORE stands where Exodia once was, holding the Sword of Quirtzok.)

Dark GORE: That was easy.

Diskun: Now how do we get back to Earth.

Dark GORE: Like this. (powers up to full power and creates a tear in the fabric of time and space. Dark GORE and Diskun go through the portal and wind up back in Egypt.)

Lupus: You're back!

Dark GORE: Yes, and I have the Sword!

Lupus: Excellent. Welcome to the team.

Dark GORE: We shall revive the evil god and destroy Yami Yoshi and his friends once and for all with my power combined with your EVILness.

Dark GORE & Lupus: Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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Episode 43: Shadi Arrives - by Fusion
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Suddenly, a man in a brown robe, white cape, and a white turban appears. He is wearing a chain around his neck, with a huge golden key attached to it. He is also holding a small golden scale.

Lupus: Who are you?

Man: I am Shadi, and I am the guardian of Egypt.

Lupus: *snaps fingers* Dark GORE.

Dark GORE tries to punch Shadi, but Shadi blocks the blow with a barrier.

Shadi: Tell me, are you the leader here?

Dark GORE: No.

Shadi: You have told the truth, so my scale will not harm you.

Dark GORE: That scale can't kill an ant!

Shadi: YOU HAVE LIED, SO YOU WILL PAY!

Suddenly, the scale blasts Dark GORE against the wall.

Dark GORE: Woah.

Shadi: Now, I shall remove your evil!

Suddenly, the key around Shadi's neck zaps Dark GORE with a laser, turning him back to normal.

GORE-ILLA: Where am I?

Shadi: In Egypt. I removed the evil from you.

Lupus: NO! Hey wait, I don't need him to revive Qwirtzok. I can do this alone.

Shadi: Qwirtzok!? I cannot allow you to revive him! He will cause great chaos upon the land!

Lupus: And you're gonna stop me! Mwahaha! *throws capsule, unleashing a giant robot*

Lupus gets in the robot.

Lupus: Now, my men! Come with me!

They go into Qwirtzok's tomb.

Shadi: It has been five long milleniums since Qwirtzok was sealed away for almost destroying the world. I must stop this madman from reviving him, for it is my duty as the guardian of Egypt to protect this land from evil.

GORE-ILLA: I'll help you!

???: We'll help you, too.

Suddenly, Yami Yoshi, Fusion, SwordMaster, BSD, and THE MAN come in.

THE MAN: We will help you destroy Lupus.

Shadi: Come on, he went this way!
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Episode 44: Still Dark - by GORE-ILLA
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The heroes rush after Lupus.

GORE-ILLA: Electro Cage! (fires beam from eye, trapping SwordMaster in an electric cage. He screams in pain.)

Fusion: GORE!!!! What are you doing?

Dark GORE: Protecting my master. (smashes the ground, and sends out a shock wave that trips THE MAN.)

BSD: Hey! That's it! Get'em boys! (Eds, Tubba Blubba, and Samurai Jack enter.)

Dark GORE: Foolish pedestrian! What part of Forum Members OG don't you get? I'll send you
and your friends to where they belong! (seals BSD, Eds, Tubba, and Jack in Toon World.)

Fusion: That's it, GORE! You leave me no choice! (charges at Dark GORE) Warlock Punch!

Dark GORE: Ha! (flips over Fusion's move and fires a bullet from his finger, knocking Fusion out.)

Shadi: You, leave me no choice. Egyptian Blast! (fires tan energy beam at Dark GORE.)

Dark GORE: GORE Spreader! (fires giant blood-red energy blast at Shadi. The two blasts collide
in midair. The two struggle, but soon Shadi is sent flying next to Yami Yoshi.) Mwahahahaha!!!!
No one can defeat GORE-ILLA!!!!

Yami Yoshi: What can I do?

Shadi: (coughs.) I shall tell you before I leave this world.....
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Episode 45: The Mind Crush - by Fusion
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Shadi: You see...you...are...the chosen...one,...the...legendary Pharaoh...who will...save...Egypt from...Qwirtzok,...the god...more evil...than...Set (cough). If you...concentrate...hard enough (cough), then...you can...use...the powerful...Mind Crush,...the...one spell...not even...Qwirtzok...can handle. Now, you...must...(dies)

Yami Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHADI! GRRRRRR! THAT'S IT, GORE-ILLA! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A PHARAOH'S ENERGY!

Suddenly, Yami Yoshi charges up with ancient energy.

Dark GORE: He's become more powerful than me!

Fusion: Shuddup, Warlock Punch!

Dark GORE is punched against the wall.

Dark GORE: Woah. Fusion is...strong...

Yami Yoshi: AND NOW, MIND CRUSH!

Suddenly, Dark GORE's mind hurts.

Dark GORE: MY MIND! AHHHHHH!

Dark GORE dies and everyone is free from the Toon World.

Yami Yoshi: Whew, glad that's over.

???: It's far from over, mortal.

Yami Yoshi: Huh?

YY and Fusion turn around and see a Qwirtzok, along with Lupus inside his robot, and Lupus's army.

Qwirtzok: Your ancestor banished me to the Dark World, but now revenge!

Fusion: Wizard's Foot!

He kicks Qwirtzok and knocks him down.

Qwirtzok: Get off me, mortal!

He punches Fusion back.

Fusion: Ouch. That nearly knocked the breath out of me.

Lupus: Now, YY, time to die!

Fusion: No! Energy Punch!

Lupus's robot is knocked down.

Lupus: Alright, I'll fight you! Qwirtzok, you can have YY!

Qwirtzok: Alright!

Lupus: Anti-Ballistic Missles!

Fusion dodges all the missles and uses a Sorcerer Beam on the robot's left arm.

Lupus: ARRGH! MY ROBOT!

Fusion: SHUDDUP! BODY SLAM!

Fusion body slams through the robot, causing a big hole in it.

Computer: 20 seconds until self-destruct!

Lupus: Oh no! Bail out! Bail out!

Lupus sees no Bail Out button.

Lupus: Who ripped out my Bail Out button?

Fusion: Hehehe. Did you think I'd let you win that easily?

Lupus: I can still open the hatch!

Lupus cannot open it. He finds it locked, and Fusion has ripped out the unlocking button.

Lupus: OH NO!

Computer: Self destruct in 3 seconds.

Lupus: CURSE YOU, FUSION!!!

The robot blows up with Lupus inside.

Qwirtzok: He was worthless. Now then, YY, it's time for revenge.

Fusion: I'll help you!

???: SO WILL WE!

Suddenly, every hero in the video game, TV, and comic business appears.

Superman: This looks like a job for...

Megaman: ...us to kick Qwirtzok's butt!

Ed: Gravy.

Double-D: According to my calculations, we can now fight.

Eddy: I hope Egypt has cash.

Tubba Blubba: I'll eat Qwirtzok's ghost.

Jack: Now, with the power of my sword, I will vanquish Qwirtzok and send him back to the fiery pit of hate from which he came.

YY: Great, now we can all fight Qwirtzok.

RPG Battle Begins:

Qwirtzok:
HP: 99999999999999999999
MP: 99999999999999999999

YY:
HP: 99999999999999999998
MP: 99999999999999999998

Fusion:
HP: 99999999999999999998
MP: 99999999999999999998

Everyone Else:
HP: 99999999999999999777
MP: 99999999999999999777
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Episode 46: The Shadow Games - by Yami Yoshi
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Qwirtzok: Wait. This battle won't be any fun without any twists! Let's play a Shado Game!

Everyone: Shadow Game?

Qwirtzok: The game that the ancient Egyptians used to play. We'll start by using these Duel Monsters cards!

Yami Yoshi: Wait! But what if they don't know about those kinds of cards?

Qwirtzok: They can go here and look for the cards themselves!

<Decks of cards suddenly appear>

Qwirtzok: You must draw a card during your turn and attack the opponent. Once you run out of HP, the game's over! All right? Game begin!

<Yami Yoshi draws>

Yami Yoshi: I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Attack!

<Qwirtzok takes 3000 damage>

Qwirtzok: Hahaha! I still have 99999999999999996999 HP left!

Fusion: I summon Black Skull Dragon! Attack!

<Because of Fusion's Special Power, he can summon Fusion monsters>

Qwirtzok's HP: 99999999999999993799.

<Soon everyone summons powerful monsters leaving Qwirtzok at 1000000 Hit Points>

Qwirtzok: You fools think you've won? We'll guess again! I summon Exodia!

<Exodia appears>

Qwirtzok: Exodia allows me to automatically kill everyone!

Yami Yoshi: NO!

Fusion: Don't worry! I summon Waboku! It should protect some of us!

<Exodia obliterates everyone except Yami Yoshi and Fusion>

Quirtzok: Next turn! I'll destroy the rest of you with Exodia!
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Episode 47: Split Personality - by GORE-ILLA
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Quirtzok kills Fusion with Exodia.

Lupus & Dark GORE: You thought you could kill us?

Quirtzok: Forget this stupid card game! You're next, Yami Yoshi!

Yami Yoshi: I'm alone again.

All of a sudden, an explosion occurs. When the smoke clears, there are two GORE-ILLAs.

Dark GORE: What the Hell?

GORE-ILLA: What the Hell?

GORE-ILLA and Dark GORE fight each other.

Yami Yoshi: Well, now I only have to worry about Lupus and Quirtzok.
How am I gonna beat them?

THE MAN, SwordMaster, & BSD: We'll give you our power!

Yami Yoshi: Yes - OG Punch! (punches Quirtzok.)

Quirtzok: NOOOO!!!!!!!(explodes.)

Lupus: Curses! I'll be back! C'mon Koopa, Diskun & Dark GORE. (the Villains
get away.) You'll never get the cheesecake!

GORE-ILLA: We've gotta stop them!

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