Chapter 4: "SandLand And Chaos"

Episode 57: Death Hurts - by Yami Yoshi
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<The tower starts to fall towards Yami Yoshi>

Yami YoshiL NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <dies>

<Suddenly Yami Yoshi wakes up>

Yami Yoshi: What the? Where am I? Was it a dream?

Voice: Believe me Yami Yoshi. It was no dream.

<Yami Yoshi wakes up and sees Lupus standing over him>

Yami Yoshi: Yah! What are you doing here? I thought you were on Pluto.

Lupus: The pod exploded before I left the atmosphere and killed me.

Yami Yoshi: Then what are you doing here standing above me?

Lupus: I'm dead. You are too.

Yami Yoshi: What!? You're crazy!

Lupus: Listen. Despite all of my craziness on earth, I'm dead serious as a ghost!

Yami Yoshi: ...That's not funny.

Voice: Hello Yami Yoshi and Lupus.

<A devil-like creature appears>

Devil: I am Beelzebub. You two have committed too many sins on Earth! That's why you're going down to hell!

Yami Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Beelzebub: Just kidding. You two were meant to go to hell but your spirits haven't existed on Earth long enough. That's why I'm gonna let you take a test.

Lupus: Test?

Beelzebub: I'll explain it to you...
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Episode 58: The Test - by GORE-ILLA
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Beezelebub: You must journey through the desert wasteland known as SandLand in search of the Phantom Lake, and help needy spirits along the way. Will you except?

Yami Yoshi: Okay!

Lupus: Uhh...Alright.

GORE-ILLA: Yeah!

Lupus: How'd he get here?

GORE-ILLA: Fusion and Mr. Mysterio double-teamed me. I like cheese.

Lupus: ????

Yami Yoshi: I think they fried his brain in the process...

GORE-ILLA: Mon-Key!
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Episode 59: Nader's Revalation - by Lupus
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*Lupus, Yami Yoshi and Gore travel through endless stretches of desert until YY collapses*

Yami Yoshi: I can't move any more... I need... water...

Lupus: Fine with me. *keeps walking with Gore*

Yami Yoshi: *gets up suddenly* Hey, you don't just keep walking away!

Lupus: You said you couldn't move any more.

Yami Yoshi: ...

Gore: I can see clearly now the rain has gone-

???: MWAHAHAHA!!1

Lupus: Not another one.

???: You fools! Beelzebub has you working for him! He wanted you to find the Phantom Lake so he could follow you and take over the world with it's Phantom Water!

Yami Yoshi: If he was following us, he'd be right behind us, would he not?

*Yami Yoshi looks behind him*

Beelzebub: Um... hi?

???: Beelzebub, your time has come! I'll never forgive you for what you did to the world five hundred and sixty three years ago!

Beelzebub: Who are you? The ??? kinda distorts your figure.

???: I am... RALPH NADER.

Everyone: *gasp*

Nader: Nader wants cake.

*While all the commotion was going on, Lupus had somehow contacted Diskun through a plot-holed way and ahd been pulled out of the afterlife into 12003 AD.*

Lupus: Finally my cheesecake festivities will go ahead on schedule, this time without Yami Yoshi or GORE-ILLA to stop me! Mwahahahaha!!

Diskun: MWAHAHAHA!11

Koopa: BWAHAHHEHEHSHsd

Qwirtzok: BWEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
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Episode 60: Plot Holes And Cheesecakes - by GORE-ILLA
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Dark GORE: You forgot me!

Lupus: Oh yeah.

Dark GORE: Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

*Elsewhere in SandLand...*

Yami Yoshi: He got away - again!

GORE-ILLA: Wait! Before he left I swiped this from him! (pulls out the three-year old cheesecake.)

Yami Yoshi: We got the cheesecake, Lupus is in some alternate future, and peace is restored! Except we're dead and trapped in the middle of this desert.

GORE-ILLA: How could we get out?

Beezlebub: (standing near Nader's corpse with a knife in his hand. quickly hides the knife) I could bring you back to life - if you find the Phantom Lake.

Yami Yoshi: What about what that guy ssid?

Beezlebub: Who, Nader? (kicks Nader's dead body behind a rock. GORE and Yami don't notice.) he was just joking. He had too much to drink, now find the Phantom Lake! Bye! (disappears.)

GORE-ILLA: We should get going.

Yami Yoshi: Yeah.

*Some time passed...*

Yami Yoshi: I'm so hungry! I could eat anything!

GORE-ILLA: (carrying the cheesecake) Well, what is there to eat here? Its a desert!

Yami Yoshi: The cheesecake!

GORE-ILLA: (gasp) Yes! The cheesecake of holiness!
(reaches for the cake, but Yami Yoshi bites him.) Ow! What was that for?

Yami Yoshi: (swiping the cheesecake.) This cheesecake is mine! ALL MINE! I made it!

GORE-ILLA: Well I got back! (swipes it back.) Finders keepers, losers leapers!

Yami Yoshi: Its weepers!

GORE-ILLA: How dare you question me, the leader of this group!

Yami Yoshi: Leader? I'm the leader! I started the topic, I'm the Mod, its my cheesecake, and its weepers!

(suddenly, a plot hole opens up. Lupus's hand reaches through, grabs the cheesecake, and pulls it through. The plot hole closes. A long pause follows.)

GORE-ILLA: (breaking the silence) LEAPERS!!!!

Yami Yoshi: That's it! (lunges at GORE-ILLA.)

Beezlebub: Better then Pay-Per-View!

Fusion: You could say that again!
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Episode 61: The Genji Dragon - by Yami Yoshi
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GORE-ILLA: Hey! What's that giant hole in the ground?

Beelzebub: OH NO! LOOK OUT!

<A giant dragon emerges from the hole>

Beelzebub: A Genji Dragon. We better run!

Yami Yoshi: Good thing I still have this Yu-Gi-Oh deck from hell! I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

<A giant dragon emerges from the card>

Yami Yoshi: White Lightning!

<The Blue Eyes White Dragon fires a white beam that kills the Genji Dragon>

Beelzebub: <muttering> Dammit. They survived.

Yami Yoshi: What did you say?

Beelzebub: <sweatdrop> Err...I meant...Yay! They survived!

GORE-ILLA: Hey! What's that card on top of the deck?

Yami Yoshi: That's Monster Reborn...Hey! That gives me an idea! Monster Reborn brings things back to life! But there's only one card in this deck...
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Episode 62: More Plot Holes - by Lupus
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*A plot hole opens, Lupus' arm comes through and snatches the entire deck*

Lupus: Ooh, what are these things?

Yami Yoshi: Give them back, now!

Lupus: NO! You'll escape and ruin my entire plan again! I have the power of opening Plot Holes! You don't! Nya nya! Koopa, where's my Fire3 spell?

Koopa: Right here sir.

Yami Yoshi: NOO! IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO COLLECT THEM ALL!

Lupus: *casting Fire3 on the deck* Bye bye, cardboard thingies. *drops the cards down through the plot hole into the desert, the cards flying everywhere in the wind and getting burn to crisps*

Yami Yoshi: *sobbing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopa: Sir Lupus! You didn't burn one of the cards!

Lupus: You're right. Hey- this is the Take Over The World card! BWAHAHAHAH!! *uses the card*

Yami Yoshi: I knew I should have used that card before now...
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Episode 63: Fusion Seems Mad - by Fusion
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Yami Yoshi: Since you destroyed my favorite things, I shall destroy yours! Psy Beam!

Suddenly, he burns the Take Over the World card to a crisp.

Lupus: NO! NOW I SHALL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEGALLY EAT CHEESECAKE!

Yami Yoshi: Shut up! Fusion!

Fusion slaps Lupus around like a rag doll until Lupus is rather roughly thrown 10 miles away and lands on his butt.

Lupus: Ouch. *faints*

Koopa: NO! BOSS!

Fusion: Koopa, I have had it with you! It's time Lupus lost his assistant! Fire Beam!

Koopa is burned to a crisp.

Fusion: Now, let's go to Phantom Lake!

Everyone: YEAH!
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Episode 64: Lupus World - by Yami Yoshi
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<They finally reach the Phantom Lake>

Yami Yoshi: Woohoo! We're finally here!

GORE-ILLA: Now bring us back to life Beelzebub!

Beelzebub: All right.

<Beelzebub shoots a blast of energy at Yami Yoshi and GORE-ILLA and they transport back to the real world in the year 2003>

Yami Yoshi: We're finally back.

Voice: Or are you?

<Lupus appears in a giant cheesecake shaped robot>

Lupus: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Welcome to Lupus World!

Yami Yoshi: Lupus World?

Lupus: I caused a disruption in the time and space continual! Now this world is Lupus World! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
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Episode 65: The Legally Short Post - by Lupus
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Lupus: Now, you're in breach of Rule 718234721: No Yami Yoshis. To court with you!

Yami Yoshi: That's not fair!

Lupus: This world being fair is in breach of Rule 3452385923490425239045.3.

Yami Yoshi: This post is too short.

Lupus: This post being too long is in breach of Rule (insert random number here).
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Episode 66: Save The Cheesecake! - by SwordMaster
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*SwordMaster walks in*

SwordMaster: Hey guys. Where the hell have you been?

Yami Yoshi: Dead.

SwordMaster: Oh. Anyway, while you were gone Lupus became an all powerful being.

GORE-ILLA: So thats why there's Lupus World. And you didn't try to stop him??!!!

SwordMaster: Hey, I was um... sleeping at the time. It's all Fusions fault, anyway.

*Everyone looks at Fusion*

Fusion: What? What did I do.

SwordMaster: Well, it turns out that it was Lupus' assistant, Koopa, that was holding him back this whole time. When you killed him, it allowed Lupus to be free to use his original ultimate power. He then was able to use this power to create a disturbance in time and space, hence Lupus World. Then, he built this robot and stole all the cheesecake IN THE WORLD!!!!

Lupus: And now I will take my first bite of cheesecake!!! HA!!!

*Lupus begins to lift a fork with cheesecake on it*

SwordMaster: (slow-motion) NNNNNOOOooooooOOOOOO
oooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOooooooo
OOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOO
ooooooooOOOOO!

*In slow-motion SwordMaster knocks the cheesecake out of his hand*

Lupus: You will all die for that outrage!!! Prepare laser!!

*A giant laser points at the heros*

SwordMaster: Oh, poo.
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Episode 67: Lord Chaos - by Introbulus
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(Hmmmmm...)

Lupus: That's it! You're all going to burn! Fire!

All the others: AAAAAHHH!!!! (jump out of the way)

Lupus' lazer goes right past all the party members, and hits...

Yami Yoshi: MY CHEESECAKE!!!

Lupus: No! I never got to savor the sweet, tender, morsels of the goey cake! You shall all pay!

SwordMaster: US!? Aren't you the one who vaporized the cheesecake?

Lupus: Well, yes. But it wouldn't make sense if I took revenge out on myself! Besides, you dodged my attack, thus leaving the Cheesecake open for a full-on frontal assault! You do not deserve the Cheesecake! No one does! This ends NOW!!!!

Yami Yoshi: What is he doing!?!

Fusion: Oh no! He woudn't...

Lupus: I summon Lord Chaos! From whom all evil and dispair arises! Come forth, oh lord of darkness! Strike down all those who oppose the evil!

Suddenly, a giant crack appears in the crust of the Earth. From FF1, Lord Chaos flies out of the crack.

Fusion: ...Awwww (insert profanity)
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Episode 68: Nowhere Near The End - by Fusion
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Lord Chaos: Mwahahahaha! I shall strike you all down!

???: Oh no you don't! I want to strike them down!

Suddenly, a man in a blue cape and silver mask appears.

Man: I am Mephisto, the god of magic!

Lord Chaos: NOT YOU!!!

Mephisto: Yes, it is I! I shall finally condemn you to the Shadow Realm!

Suddenly, a portal opens up and Lord Chaos is sucked in.

Lord Chaos: AND I WAS SO CLOSE!

The portal closes.

Lupus: NO! FIRST, YOU BREAK MY DREAMS! THEN, YOU GET AWAY WITH IT BY DESTROYING MY VENGEANCE! ARRGH!

Lupus commits suicide and goes to heck. In heck...

Satan: Let's see. You killed people just to eat cheesecake. Take him to the heart!

Lupus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lupus is dragged away by demons. Meanwhile, at our heros' location...

Fusion: He commited suicide! Of all the nerve! That's how he was defeated!

Mephisto: And Lord Chaos was a wimp, too.

Yami Yoshi: MY CHEESECAKE! *sobs*

GORE-ILLA: Let's bake a bigger, fresher cheesecake at...

Mephisto: *interrupts*...my palace!

Everyone: Um...YEAH!

Epilogue:

So, they went and baked a giant cheesecake. They ate it all and got food poisoning. Yami Yoshi got over the cheesecake. GORE-ILLA went to live in the jungle and protect the animals from poachers. Fusion entered the WWE and became the World Heavyweight champion. Swordmaster became Link's sidekick. The Eds recovered from the hospital in 3 days and earned the key to the USA. Mephisto got richer by winning the powerball. Introbulus got his own Gundam. And Lupus would be forever doomed to eternal torment in heck.

The End.
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Episode 69: The Battle Continues - by GORE-ILLA
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WTF????!!! You come from nowhere and end the story so quickly???!!!!

Suddenly, Mephitso dies. Time turns back to when Lord Chaos ia fighting them.

Dark GORE: Yes! Chaos shall destroy those meddlers!

Diskun: Koopa's and Quirtzok's deaths were not in vain!

Lord Chaos: Foolish mortals! Prepare to die!

GORE-ILLA, Fusion, SwordMaster were thrown back.

Lupus: Mwahahahaha!!! Finish them Chaos!

Yami Yoshi: There's only one choice! We must assemble the OGers!

GORE-ILLA: Hurry! I'll hold him off!

Fusion: Me too! (The two charge at Chaos.)

SwordMaster: Hurry, Yami Yoshi! We need to get to the OG Boards!

Yami Yoshi: Yeah! But its a long walk...

Introbulus: I'll give you a ride! Hop into my Volkswagon!

Yami Yoshi & SwordMaster: Alright! (They jump in.
But can theyt assemble the OGers in time? Find out next time!)
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Episode 70: Master or Mastered - by Introbulus
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Yami Yoshi: So what are you doing here, anyway? Didn't you run off to Mexico?

Introbulus: Yup! I got everyone a free Sombrero!(hands out sombrero's)

As the intrepid heroes fly across the desert landscape, Lupus has his hands full with Chaos.

Lupus: How can you disobey me? I am your master!

Chaos: No, foolish mortal! You are an agent of evil. Therefore I am your master, and you shall do as I say, or suffer the consequences! (zaps Lupus)

Lupus: GAAAA!!!! Okay! Okay! I'll be your "slave"! Just tell me what you want of me!

Chaos: Ah! I see you have come to your senses. Very well. Go hunt down those meddlesome do-gooders for me. They are a thorn in my side. I have other matters to take care of.

Lupus: Yes, my master!

Narrirator: Will our heroes be able to get the support they need to fight off the combined forces of Lupus and Chaos? Or will the vile creatures shadow the world in chaos and dispair?

Lupus: I'm hoping it's the second one!

Narrirator: Find out! In the next exciting post of THE VGF MEMBER OG! (reverb)
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Episode 71: The End of Chaos - by Yami Yoshi
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<Suddenly Yami Yoshi jumps out of the moving Volkswagon>

Yami Yoshi: I can beat this guy!

SwordMaster: All right! We'll be at the OG Boards!

<Introbulus and SwordMaster drive away>

Yami Yoshi: <pulls out some badly burned cards> My Yu-Gi-Oh card deck shall stop him! I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

<The Blue Eyes White Dragon appears but it is badly burned>

Yami Yoshi: What the?

Lupus: Hahaha! Your stupid cards were burned by me! Therefore, the monsters are burned too! Say goodbye Yami Yoshi! As soon as I destroy you, I will take over the OG Board!

Yami Yoshi: ...Wait! I have an idea! I summon Twin Headed Fire Dragon! Since its type is fire, its power is increased! Attack Lord Chaos!

<The Twin Headed Fire Dragon obliterates Lord Chaos>

Lupus: Hahaha! If you've think you've beaten me, you're dead wrong! I have a diabolical plan that will destroy those cards once and for all! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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