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Party Goers
An entire series.
VGF Member OG
An entire series.
Member OG
Sequel to the VGF Member OG series.
Party Goers and VGF Member OG Timeline
Gamehiker Member OG
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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
By Yami Yoshi, Vorpal, Masamune, Lupus, Yoshiman, Kuria, and Golem.
Fanventures
An entire series.
Super Mario OG
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By Yami Yoshi, Antisocial the Sufferer, GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, and Ace Orichalcon.
Sonic in Trouble Part 1
By Rider Yoshi
A Biography of the Mario Bros.
Part 1
By Ditto McCloaker.
The Tale of Burushi
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A Yoshi fan fic by Yoshi Wannabe.
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*Suddenly, the 1.1 OGers fizzle up and disappear.*
7: @#%$, I ran out of time! Now I'm on my own again...
???: What about me?
GameChamp: Alright Cyborg, I don't know who you are, but you just cost me the Sephnito again even though it was already destroyed for good several times in the second OG! So now you'll obviously pay! (leaps towards 7) Time for a one-on-one match!
*GameChamp dropkicks towards 7, who dodges upwards - however, GC had been charging a blast in his buster cannon and fired it at 7. It hit him in the chest and left a small char mark. 7 then reached down with his left arm, grabbed GC by his buster arm, and then flipped him over and smashed him into the ground, then immedaitly jerked his body upwards and flung the robot into the air. GameChamp recovered with his jet pack and then used it to ram into 7 and push him through several trees before 7 freed himself and GC crashed into a giant boulder. GameChamp was now at 7's mercy when GORE, Chizu, Introbulus, Jim, and PL ran up to the group.*
Introbulus: It's GameChamp! He must be helping us again like last time!
GORE: (points at 7 and ???) And those guys he's fighting must be allies with GreatLuigi!
*During 7's battle, ??? had been fighting off the rest of the Robot Team. He used a katana to duel Black quickly while dodging Green's cannon fire, then angled the battle so the lasers bounced off Black's swords and destroyed Green's cannon, temporarily eliminating him. ??? then was able to finish Black without distraction and dropped his katana to wrestle Yellow. Blue arrived then in a small robot suit. ??? kicked Yellow backwards, tripping the robot suit. It then fell on Yellow and exploded. Back to the present.*
Jim: Let's get 'em!
*Introbulus uses his powers over metal to easily trap 7 and wrap him against a tree while GORE, Jim, and Chizu overpower ??? and tie him up neatly.*
Chizu: We did it!
GORE: Thanks for the help, Robot Team! Couldn't have done it without ya!
GameChamp: (regaining coniousness from the last attack) Huh? Whadid I do?
#7: No! *over Radio* Asher! Ready your Portal! I Need GORE over here!
Asher: Can't you just call him?
#7: Already Have! Need to Recharge! Get GORE Over here! Maybe he can talk some sense into them! Get YY Over Here too!
Asher: Alright, Alright. */radio*
#7: *Sigh* Huh? Were did Everybody go?
GC:Quiet!
*Nearby*
GORE: He mentioned Me and YY... Weird...
#7: Ugh... I see Them! Mind Boost!
Gore: Huh? I feel Weird... *Flashback*
Quote:
Gore: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *Tears Mailmen Apart*
Intro: Me To... *FlashBack*
Quote:
Intro: *Destroys A Giant robot, Along with another Smaller one*
Gore:Ugh...
Intro: Uhhhh...
*EsleWhere*
*Gore and YY Appear near the edge of the forest, Out Of a Weird-Looking portal*
YY: Remember, Were Hear to Reason With them Unless Things get ugly.
GORE: Right.
Gamechamp gets up.
Gamechamp: Umm... what happened?
Introbulus: You helped us defeat those two guys that were with Greatluigi!
Gamechamp: Umm... what?
GORE: ... didn't you help?
Gamechamp: Umm... ofcourse... (devilish smile)
Gamechamp uses his cellular phone mode he never showed yet to talk to the others in scilence.
Gamechamp: Black, Green, Yellow, Blue, I've got an idea... we're going to be traitors for about the 500th time!
Blue: Great idea!
Green: (sigh) Don't you think we've done this trick a little too much? Plus, we've averaged out rarely ever doing any bad when we help...
Black: Green, it's ok, everyone knows that the 500th times a charm!
They get off.
Gamechamp: Now, please explain what you're whole adventure is about...
GORE,Intro & 7: Nah, No Adventure, just got a little sidetracked is all. Going to YY's House for a party.
GORE: What?
#7:Thats What I've been trying to tell you!
*MeanWhile, in Nearby tree*
Gore: Looks like 7's got this under control.
YY: Stay hear unless things look bad.
Introbulus: Okay, our quest is to...uhhh...Jim? A little help?
Jim: (Sigh) Our "quest" is to spend Christmas at Yami Yoshi's house and get lots of free loot presents for our single gift.
Introbulus: A UPS (Universal-Positioning-System) device! (Shhh!!!)
Gamechamp: ...ROBOTS! Super-Secret Meeting mode, NOW!
(Team Robot gets into a huddle circle)
Yellow: My nose itches.
Gamechamp: Quiet! We've got a serious opportunity here!
Blue: Ooo! I know! We're going to cash in on the free loot, right?
Gamechamp: Er...yeah! Of course! That's...exactly what I was thinking of...
Green: ...You were going to loot the cabin, weren't you?
Gamechamp: ...That's even better! Okay Team Robot, BREAK!
(Huddle breaks)
Gamechamp: Okay Introbulus, we'll go to this...
Introbulus: Just as long as we get half.
Gamechamp: ...Huh?
Jim: Looting. That's our deal, too. We'll take upstairs, bedrooms, and the basement. You get everything else.
Gamechamp: But I...uh...
Introbulus: Then it's settled! We're off to loot Yami Yoshi's House! Away! (Dramaticly gallops off)
Jim: ...(Coolly floats away in an evil misty trail)
Gamechamp: Well...uhh...Oh whatever. (Follows)
(Meanwhile, at YY's House...)
Pharoah Yoshi: So, what'dya get?
Yami Yoshi: I dunno. Some weird ball-shaped thing. Kinda looks like one of those spy probes from "Phantom Menace" that follows Darth Maul around.
Pharoah Yoshi: A genuine movie model? Who would send you something that expensive?
(Suddenly, the small black ball inside the box springs to life. Several metal fingers pop out, as well as a laser tracking device, and an actual laser gun at the top.)
Death Probe: Target identified as Yami Yoshi! Kill at all costs!
Yami Yoshi: ...Did I do something to @#%$ Santa off this year?
(To Be Continued...ooo! Suspense!)
*The probe droid flies around and then grows long, skinnt arms and legs with claws. Then a small nec and a "head" with another glowing red eye also are produced. Severl guns pop up along its arms.*
"Probe Droid": Thank you for ordering the EVIL Labs brand XB-0TT Unit. Prepare for your imminant destruction. ANd have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Krazy Kwanza, and/or any other holidays of choice.
*X-B0TT's cannons begin firing rapidly all over the room. Yami Yoshi takes cover behind hsi couch while EVIL Scientist Dude, Mousoie, and Bullwinkle jump in through Yami's closed window, shattering it.*
Yami Yoshi: (peeking over couch) Was that necessary? There was an open window right next to it! (ducks to avoid machine gunfire)
EVIL Scientist: Silence! Team Monkey, assemble!
Mousie: I'm Mousie, mon! ANd I might not not karate, but i know ka-razy!
Bullwinkle: I are Bullwinkle. I like cheese and cigarettes.
XB-0TT: I am XB-0TT! I'm pretty much a cooler version of PL-0TTT, plus I can shapeshift too!
EVIL Scientist Dude: EVIL!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Yami Yoshi: (peeks out again) Looks like you got a new member. But where's MON-KILL and the rest of your team? (ducks again as XB resumes firing)
EVIL Scientist Dude: Oh I think you should ask your friend GORE-ILLA. BWAHAHHAHAHHAHAA1!!!!
Yami Yoshi: (peeks) And last I checked "Mwa" was your preferred EVIL laugh according to 4 out of 5 dentists, not "Bwa". (ducks)
EVIL Scientist Dude: ....Just fight us, dammit!
Pharoah: Hey Yami, my cookies are done! (sees XB-0TT.) Cool, you got an X-Box!
Yami: :o
*At Crash site*
???:Lemme Go! Lemme Go! Lemme GoOOOOOOOO!
*Thinking*I gotta get outa here. I KNOW!*/Thinking* Mystery Egg!
#7:You Fool!
*A big Egg That has Four Slot Wheels on it falls from the Skyand lands in front of ???. The Wheels Then Start turning.*
First wheel: Bada.
Intro: Eh?
Second wheel:Bing!
Gore: ???
Third Wheel: Bada
Jim: Oh god, RUN!
Fourth Wheel: BOOM!
*NUKCQULAR XPLOSJIN*
*At YY's House*
XB-OTT: MwHhahahahhahahahahahaha!
*Suddenly, Gore Comes Crashing thourgh the Ceiling, And Knocks X On the Back*
X: *Goes Flying out of the house And Off the Island* AAAAHHH!!!*Splash*
ESD: No! Bah. I'll Finish you Myself!*Gets Hit By Intro, Who entered the same way Gore did* NNNNNOOOOOO! *Splash*
*7 & ??? Smash into The other members of Team MONKEY.*
YY: GORE, Intro, Two Werid dudes, *More People smash Through* Weird Forest Dude, Robot Team, Jim Whos Hanging on the US Flag I told Pharoh to take down Ages ago, GORE, Me... WHAT!
Pharoah: ???
*A gaint laser blasts through the wall of Yami's house, hitting everyone excot for Yami Yoshi and the Pharoah by some coincidence. Th people hit by the beam mysteriously disappear, then reappear back near the forest - then are immediately attacked by MON-KILL, Ol' Bessie, and Mecha Pinchy.*
MON-KILL: I am MON-KILL and I live only to kill GORE-ILLA!
Ol' Bessie: MOO!
Mecha Pinchy: CRUSH!
Diskun: I don't have any catchphrase.
Intro: Oh, great.
*Back at Yami Yoshi's house, EVIL Scientist walks through the hole in the wall holding XB-0TT - who is now in the shape of a large cannon. Mousie and Bulwinkle follow. XB then transforms ino a drill tank, which EVIL Scientist Dude boards.*
EVIL Scientist Dude: Prepare for your demise, Ymai Yoshi! ....Again.
Yami Yoshi: We'll see about that.
Pharoah: I haven't said much recently.
???: Well, That Was fun. And Im Not Captured Any More!
Mon-Kill: Quiet! Monkey Team! Attack!
* Mon-Kill Leaps Toward Gore, Who Greets him with a Punch in the Gut. Jim Lunges at Diskun, And wraps Hiself around him, While Intro Punchs Him. GC's team attacks Bessie, But Trip on a Rock. ??? launchs a Mystery Egg...*
Egg: *crack* *Crumple* *Hatch*
Chizu: Crap.
Black Dragon: *Dragon Noises* *Breath Fire*
MONKEY TEAM: *Are Burned*
Black Dragon: *Flys Away*
???:* Says "Well, I Think That Went Well"*
Gamechamp: (blink) Umm... what just happened?
#7: Simple, Team Monkey was defeated by my friend ??? who used a Mystery Egg to summon a dragon, who then burnt Team Monkey crispy fresh!
Gamechamp: Oh... OK. Now, let's have a Christmas party! Green, please give me that cannon...
Green gives him the cannon, and Gamechamp loads Team Monkey inside, then charges... and blasts them away!
Gamechamp: Now, on with your do- er- Christmas Party! (runs to house, takes looting bag that nobody notices)
Gore: But We Don't have A (Fully-Fuctioning) Ship!
#7: You Can Use My Ship! It's right outside the... for...est...
* The Kewl Thing Comes flying in*
#7: Um... Yeah... Lets go!
*the Kewl Thing Bridge*
YY:HI!!!!!!
Gore: Welcome to Da Kewl Thing!
Gore: ???
Intro: ???
Genral mood of Everyone in the Area 'Cept ??? & 7: ???
GORE: ACK! CLONES!
7: Well I should tell you that they are-
Intro: I'LL TAKE THE YAMI CLONE, YO GET THE GORE!
7: No, you don't understa-
*GORE-ILLA chop Other GORE in half with his lightsaber while Intro decapitates the Other Yami with a metal saw. The bodies of the 1.1 OGers then explode.*
7: O.O... NO. NO! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST CDONE? YOU'VE CAUSED IRREPLACEABLE DAMAGE TO MY REALITY!
GORE: Ha! That'll teach you to clone us you evil robot thing!
7: THEY'RE NOT CLONES!
Intro: That's exactly what I'd expect a cloner to say! I bet GameChamp was onto you all along, weren't you GC?
GameChamp: *sleeping*
Intro: See? He's been pretending to sleep this whole time to catch you in the act!
GORE: PL! Warp us to the Flying Monkey and the Station Wagon!
*A flash later, GORE, Intro, Chizu, GameChamp, Jim, and the Robot Team are gone. GORE and Chizu wind up with PL on the Flying Monkey's bridge, while Intro, Jim, and the Robots wind up on the Station Wagon.*
Chizu: I've had enough! Bring me back to the forest and away from your tree-killing craft!
GORE: Don't worry, PL can bring back any trees that we accidentally destroy!
Chizu: *slaps GORE* So its okay to destroy innocent trees because your robot can bring them back! The trees aren't the same as they used to be, they've lost their essance!
GORE: Fine, then! PL, get her out of my sight!
*PL warps Chizu back to the forest.*
*Back at Yami's house, Mousie and Bullwinkle have Pharoah in a corner. Pharoah dodges Mousie's roundhouse kick and catches her leg with his tongue, then pulls on it to trip her over backwards. Pharoah then rams into Bullwinkle's chest, kocking him into a pile of unused Christmas lights. Elsewhere, Yami Yoshi is still dodging XB-0TT's machine gun fire. He produces a Dark Egg and tosses it towards XB-0TT. However, it fles right over the robot and explodes upon contact with EVIL Scientist Dude, knocking him out. Yami then punches X in its red eye, deactivating it. EVIL Scientist Dude recovers. He pulls a remote control out of his lab coat and presses a few buttons. XB-0TT’s silver drill starts to spin*
Evil Scientist Dude: Prepare to die Yami Yoshis!
*Evil Scientist Dude retreats into the tank via a hatch and the drill tank drives toward the two Yoshis. Yami Yoshi rolls to the side as the drill narrowly misses him and smashes through the wall*
Pharaoh: Dark Egg!
*The Pharaoh hurls a Dark Egg at XB-0TT’s drill which ends up shattering the egg into several thousand black shards*
Pharaoh: W-what?
Yami Yoshi: Watch and learn Pharaoh.
*Yami Yoshi runs out in front of XB-0TT*
Pharaoh: What the @#%$ are you doing?
Yami Yoshi: It’s time to see if my hours of playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 have paid off!
*Yami Yoshi jumps into the air last second just as the tank charges toward him and Flutter Kicks onto the top of XB-0TT. Yami Yoshi rips off the hatch and hurls a Dark Egg*
Yami Yoshi: Hope you like your death extra crispy! Dark Egg!
*Yami Yoshi jumps into the air and hurls a Dark Egg into the open hatch and lands safely on the floor in a ninja-esque style as XB-0TT explodes. Its mechanical innards fly everywhere*
Pharaoh: Pfft…show-off…
Yami Yoshi: *sigh* Well…I guess they didn’t have video games back then so that can explain your…er…crappy combat skills…
Pharaoh: *cracks knuckles* I’ll show YOU some crappy combat skills!!!
Evil Scientist Dude: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*The smoke from the explosion clears and Evil Scientist Dude stands amongst the rubble of XB-0TT, burnt black to a crisp*
Yami Yoshi: Still alive huh?
Evil Scientist Dude: Heh heh heh…little do you know that I’ve sent all OG er presents too!
Pharaoh: What?!
Yami Yoshi: That’s not fair! I get a crappy sphere and THEY get presents?
Evil Scientist Dude: Don’t worry…all your little friends got “crappy” spheres too…they’ll be in a surprise once they open their presents from “Santa Claus”. Have a Merry Christmas Yami Yoshi! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
*Evil Scientist Dude uses a clichéd villain jetpack and flies out of Yami Yoshi’s house… but he's shot down by one of yami's Dark Eggs. He and the other Team Monkey mmbers were tied to chairs with Christmas lights.*
Pharoah: Good job, Yami. Now get our presents for the rest of the grup ready. We can warn them about the killer presents whwen they come.
Yami: Uhhhh...
Pharoah: *smacks forehead* Don't tell me you forgot! Now we have to go get their presents before they get here!
Yami: Hey, this week is the grand reopening of the Really Tall Mall in the US! Good thing we brought the Western Hemisphere after the Idej Volcano Incident!
Pharoah: Yeah, but who's gonna watch the house while we're gone?
EVIL Scientist Dude: Well I guess our schedules until you release us are pretty much open...
Yami Yoshi: Eh...it's December 31st...
*Suddenly Lupus pops out of nowhere and uses a plot-hole device*
Yami Yoshi: *gasps* We must stop Evil Scientist Dude from ruining Christmas! We have to warn the others after we get their presents! Let's go!
*Yami Yoshi and the Pharaoh swallow Blue Shells and fly in the direction of the US*
*Back at the Flying Monkey, GORE is talking to Intro via a comlink.*
GORE: ...So Intro, you're saying Yami celebrates this "Christmas"? THen wouldn't he expect us to get him gifts?
Intro: ...Why didn't I think of that! We have to get him something, pronto!
GORE: Don't worry, a new place called the Really Tall Mall is reopening in Cincinatti, USA! We could get Yami's presents there!
To Be Continued...
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