YY: Alright, you evil hummingbird robots! No way you're tearing down our ship and getting away with it! Ready, ???, Legion?

Legion: Yeah!

???: Uh...guys?

YY: DARK EGG! (Blows apart an entire squad of hummingbirds)

Legion: SUPREME...wait, what powers did I have again?

???: Beats me, this author never read any of those fights. But it doesn't matter anyway, because those hummingbirds aren't attacking us?

YY: (Tearing them apart) Huh?

(All the hummingbirds surrounding the ship are completely motionless.)

PL-0TT: Who could do such a thing?

??? : I could.

Legion: Huh? You could?

???: No, that wasn't me. That was a different, "???"

YY: Trobby?

(Robobulus hovers in front of the group using a pair of rocket boots)

Robobulus: Pah, don't make me laugh. I'm Robobulus, fools.

YY: Then, you're our enemy!

Robobulus: Actually, I'm your ally...for now.

PL-OTT: What?!

Robobulus: I'm fighting against Intro, and he's on the dark side. So for now, I'm a good guy.

YY: Wait, Intro's on the Dark Side now?

Robobulus: Yeah...and I'm gonna work for you for awhile...at least until Intro goes back to the side of good. 'Till then, (lands, and kneels before Yami Yoshi) I will do as you ask, master.

*Another wave of Skull Jets approaches the Flying Monkey*

Yami Yoshi: Wha-what?! Why is Introbulus…what is going on?

Robobulus: I’ll explain it later…let’s take care of these guys for now.

*Robobulus activates a pair of boost thrusters in his feet and flies toward the incoming militia of Skull Jets*

Kradian 1: What?

Kradian 2: Is he out of his mind?

Kradian 3: Let’s rip him apart with lasers!

*The Skull Jets fire their lasers at Robobulus*

Robobulus: Heh.

*A red aura surrounds Robobulus and deflects the lasers back towards the Skull Jets*

Kradian 1: What the he—aarrgghh!

*The deflected laserfire destroys the Kradian’s Skull Jet*

Kradian 2: Everyone surround the enemy!

*The Skull Jet army surrounds Robobulus*

Kradian 3: Fire your Skull Missiles!

*The Skull Jets fire a barrage of skull-shaped missiles at Robobulus*

BOOOOOM!!!

*The Skull Missiles explode and create a fiery explosion followed by a cloud of smoke*

Kradian 4: I think we got him!

*Suddenly, Robobulus emerges from the cloud of smoke and smashes his fist through the Kradian’s cockpit glass*

Kradian 4: *choking* Ack…ack…no…help me!

*Robobulus grabs the Kradian pilot by the neck and hurls him into space*

Robobulus: *smirking* I’m just getting started…

*Robobulus’ arm morphs into a gatling gun and fires a barrage of bullets at the Skull Jets. The bullets easily pierce through the Skull Jet hulls and the ships are blasted to pieces*

Yami Yoshi: Wow…

That Guy: I’m just glad he’s on our side now!

Kradian 5: Everyone! Retreat!

*The Skull Jet army U turns and flies back towards Apocalypse*

Robobulus: Heh heh heh…you guys aren’t going anywhere…

*Robobulus’ arm transforms into a large cylindrical cannon*

Robobulus: Robobulus Bomb!

*Robobulus’ arm cannon fires a bomb at the retreating Skull Jets. A bright explosion of light and energy engulfs the entire army*

GORE: *covering his eyes from the bright light* Ugh…

*As the light fades, Robobulus returns to the Flying Monkey I; smoke still emitting from his arm cannon*

Robobulus: All right, master. What’s my next order?

Yami Yoshi: Hmm... now that I think I trust you, did you learn anything about our missing friends' wherebouts while you were working under Akujin?

Robobulus: Er, that's the hard part. You see, Brooser and Pharoah Yami Yoshi...

*Yami's eyes widen.*

*Elswehere, on Krad, "Skelegon" leads Fusion and BSD to the recruitment center, where the cloaked clerk is facing away from them on the other side of the counter.*

"Skelegon": I found two slugs squirming around who think they're good enough for the MPVP.

Clerk: And who do you think you are?

"Skelegon": Why I'm Lieutanant Skelegon, of course!

Clerk: Really? (spins around, revealing he's the real Skelegon) Then who am I?

*A squad of Kradian guards surround the trio.*

"Skelegon": Impossible, I killed y- I mean, who is this imposter?

Skelegon: It's too late already, Saru. Akujin has examined me closely to confirm my realness. Hyeh heh heh...

Fusion: I suppose this is a good time for one of those big fight/chase scenes?

BSD: Let's do this! Dragshi Horizonatl right Claw Slice At The Third Kradian From The Right, Aiming For His Chest Attack!

*BSD slashes like so, but the siad Kradian hears his attack and blockls it with his rifle before headbutting Dragoshi. Fusion waves his hand to realease an invisible wave of energy which tosses a row of Kradians about while "Skelegon" tackles the real deal and they wrestle behind the counter. Fusion then runs through the path created by the tossed Kradians to find five hoverbikes, each with conviniantly three seats. He boards one and activates it. It shoots forward, Fusion grabs BSD as he passes by.*

Fusion: C'mon, Saru!

*Skelegon leaps onto the bike with Fusion and BSD while the remaining Kradian guards board the other four hoverbikes and take off in hot pursuit.*

Skelegon: Bonerang!

*Skelegon tosses a very long bone which smashes into the closest hoverbike, jamming vital circuits and causing it to self destruct. The bone then flies back to Skelegon, who replaces it on his body. The second hoverbike speeds up and rides beside them, Fusion and the Kradian pilot continously bump their bikes into each other while the two passenger Kradians draw blasters and aim them at Skelegon and BSD. Though Skelegon is immune to the attack, BSD is not, so he lunges at the middle Kradian, knocking him off the bike, and they begin fighting on the ground while the hoverbikes continue speeding on. Fusion them manages to ram the Kradian hoverbike into the wall of the crowded corridor, causing it to explode.*

Fusion: Where's BSD?!

Skelegon: The idiot jumped off!

*Fusion pauses in thought, then swears as he turns the hoverbike around and speeds down the corridor until he finds BSD struggling in an electric net which is being drgged by the last of the hoverbikes.*

Fusion: I think I have a plan to rescue BSD, but it will require your help, Saru.

Skelegon: Heh heh... I'm all ears.

*Back at the recruitment center counter*

"Skelegon": Hey, where did everybody go?

Meanwhile on the Apocalypse…

*Commander Hades watches from the Landing Bay as a brilliant explosion of light annihilates the Skull Jet army*

Hades: What the @#%$ was that?!

*A damaged Skull Jet skids onto the Landing Bay and a Kradian soldier climbs out*

Hades: What the @#%$ happened?

Kradian Soldier: Don’t know…one of them…attacked us…killed everyone…I barely managed to escape…

Hades: …

Kradian Soldier: What are your orders, commander?

Hades: I’ll…I’ll have to contact the emperor…

Akujin: What is it Hades?

Hades: A-Akujin!! You…

Akujin: Hades, if your failures continue to persist, I’m afraid I’ll be forced to expel you from the MPVP. Then, the MPVP and I will massacre the entire Kradian population. We can do well without you disgusting weaklings…

Hades: You wouldn’t!

Akujin: Heh heh...would I?

*A black fiery aura materializes around Akujin's claw*

Akujin: Chaos Claw!

Hades: !!!

*Akujin spins around and skewers the Kradian soldier through the chest*

Kradian Soldier: Urk!

*Blood spurts from the Kradian soldier's mouth and drips from his chest as he collapses to the floor*

Akujin: *wiping the blood off his claw* Remember this, Hades: the MPVP controls you now. You have no power. Your people have no power. No one on Krad has power except for the MPVP. Remember that.

*Akujin vanishes*

On the Planet Krad…

Fusion: All right, Saru. We should…

Skelegon: Fusion! Look out! Skelegon’s right behind you!

Fusion: *turning around* What?! Where?!

CONK!

*Fusion falls over unconscious; a large, exaggerated, cartoon-style, red bump on the back of his head*

Skelegon: I warned you. Skelegon WAS right behind you! Ahahahahaha!

*Several Kradian Soldiers rush to the scene and point their Laser Machine Guns at Fusion*

Skelegon: Don’t worry, he’s old-cold for now. Lock him up.

Kradian Soldier: Yes, Lord Skelegon.

*The Kradian Soldier lifts Fusion onto his shoulder and carries him away*

*Elsewhere...*

Hades: If only I had something to power up my men...

Kradian Messenger: ~walks in from wherever~ Hades, sir, we've just received word from one of our recruitment bases on Krad. Skelegon brought them Fusion, who is now in captivity.

Hades: And who is Fusion?

Kradian Messenger: Word is, sir, that he was bioengineered to be the perfect fighter. It is said that an infinite power runs through his veins.

Hades: Messenger, you have perfect timing!! Call together my best scientists and teleport them here, and have one of them bring the blood of Fusion. His blood will make my army a true force of power...

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~Author #9 lays on the floor, looking beat up. Maybe because he was beat up.~

Author #9: Well, that wasn't so bad.

~Author #3 stands #9 up.~

Author #3: Now get out of here, will ya?

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*Fusion regains consciousness inside a large laboratory test tube, with several wires and cords attached all over his body*

Fusion: …what the @#%$? How on Earth did I get here?!

Kradian Lab Assistant: Dr. Beelzebub! He’s waking up!

Dr. Beelzebub: All right then. Let him out of the tube.

*The Kradian Lab Assistant presses a few buttons at the base of the container. The liquid drains, the wires and cords detach themselves, and the tube opens up*

Dr. Beelzebub: Ah, you must be Fusion, the warrior infused with every power in the universe. Am I correct?

Fusion: Who the @#%$ are you? What am I doing here?

Dr. Beelzebub: I am Doctor Beelzebub, the most famed doctor on the planet Krad. Commander Hades has ordered me to capture you and receive a sample of your blood to power up his troops. Are you willing to cooperate?

Fusion: …
Hah! You're kidding, right?!

Dr. Beelzebub: No. Just hear me out...

Fusion: Just answer one question: is this an MPVP lab?

Dr. Beelzebub: Well, it's for Kradians, who are currently under the employment of the MPVP...

Fusion: All I needed to know! Fusion Ca--AAAAAGH!

~Fusion falls to the floor, twitching.~

Kradian Lab Assistant: It's a good thing that disabling serum worked, else we would have lost the blood...

Dr. Beelzebub: Yes, but it was worth it! Now one of them is completely out of commission. Hurry and gather all of the blood, we have a meeting to attend. Some other doctor said they would bring the blood multiplier, right?

Kradian Lab Assistant: ~opening door to back room~ Correct.

*The Kradian Lab Assistant pulls a syringe out of his lab coat pocket, which contains Fusion's blood, and hands it to Dr. Beelzebub*

Beelzebub: *examining the blood* Interesting…it emits a golden glow as if it’s radiating with energy! *to the Kradian Lab Assistant* Hey, c’mere for a second…

Kradian Lab Assistant: Yes?

Beelzebub: Let me test this on you.

Kradian Lab Assistant: All right.

Beelzebub: Don’t move…

*Beelzebub injects the Kradian Lab Assistant with the syringe*

Kradian Lab Assistant: ARRGGHH!

*The Kradian lab assistant drops to the laboratory floor twitching and convulsing, and screaming in pain as his muscles start to expand themselves*

Beelzebub: Hmm…what is this?

*The Kradian lab assistant’s muscles rip through his lab coat and continue to expand…*

Beelzebub: Heh heh heh...let’s see what happens now…

Lab assistant: I can feel his power running through my veins, sir. I retain free will, as well.

Beelzebub: Let's take a step outside and do some field testing...

~Soon, in a meeting room aboard the Apocalypse, 8 Kradian doctors, Akujin, Hades, and the lab assistant are present...~

Akujin: Everything works perfectly, eh? And what if they decide to start a mutiny?!

Beelzebub: I've installed inhibitors (based on a disabling serum I produced) in the blood as well. They will multiply, and if anything goes awry, one can press a simple button on one of my remote controls ~takes out a grey box with a red dot on it~ and all Kradians with enriched blood will be paralyzed for a few seconds. ~presses button, assistant falls to floor for a few seconds, then wearily gets back up~
I can have fingerprint IDing installed so that only those who we can trust can cause the effect.

Akuin: Well, well, you've thought of everything, haven't you? Tell me, how long will it take to mass produce the blood?

Dr. Pan: We're talking about a matter of hours. Six hours and we can have enough for half of the entire army. Three more hours and there will be enough for the entire army.

Hades: It will take time to inject every one of the Kradian soldiers, though. I need at least a half of a day for that.

Akujin: I hope you expedite your end greatly, Hades.
All that is needed now is a proper way to buy some time...

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